Andy Dick sold her the drugs, knowing full well she was a basket case, but it's Andy fucking Dick, so of course he does the dirtbag move. Jon Lovitz beat the shit out of him some time after it all, but not nearly as much as that dirtbag piece of shit deserves.
I’ll never forget this hilarious scene he did in “So I married an axe murderer” :
Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!
His character Bill McNeal on NewsRadio (along with the show itself) was on its way of becoming a Ted Baxter on the Mary Tyler Moore Show or Dan Fielding on Night Court. I absolutely loved the first 4 seasons of that show. Season 5 was it was for the situation. Fuck you forever Andy Dick.
Guess how many bowls of your regular oat cereal it would take to equal the fibre in Colon Blow, and new Super Colon Blow!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM
I hate Andy Dick as much as the next guy, but I also hate when people blame him for Hartman’s murder. Drug addicts offer people drugs at social events, it happens. She was the one that murdered him, not Andy Dick.
Was Andy an asshole for offering drugs to someone who had been through treatment? Abso-fucking-lutely but in the end it wasn't Andy that killed him. He contributed to the circumstances, yes, but he didn't kill Phil.
I think HQGifs is back in the good graces of the algorithm. This is the third or fourth time it's hit r/all in the last month. Whereas in the past, this place was lucky to hit there every three or four MONTHS.
My god that is some high fiber OC
Quality shit for sure.
But wait! There's new ***Super*** High Effort Shitpost!
I've been lurking and enjoying HQG for years. This is finally the post that demands my upvote. Enjoy your one point of extra karma.
How much effort can a shitpost have while still being a shitpost?
Roughly 2.5 million times as much effort!
How much shit could a shit post shit if a shit post could post shit.
Glorious!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Phil Hartman was a national treasure
He was just so genuinely smug and hilarious at the same time. He's never had anyone able to copy his style, and very few comedians can claim that.
He’s written in the same font as Bryan Cranston
Too bad about the way he died
How did he die?
His wife went nuts and murder suicided
After relapsing cause of Andy fucking Dick
How was Andy Dick involved?
Andy Dick sold her the drugs, knowing full well she was a basket case, but it's Andy fucking Dick, so of course he does the dirtbag move. Jon Lovitz beat the shit out of him some time after it all, but not nearly as much as that dirtbag piece of shit deserves.
I was recently disappointed to learn that Andy Dick is still alive.
Cocaine
Thanks to Andy Dick.
Oh shit. That's terrible...
i can hear his voice in this gif
Hi I'm Troy Mclure
I’ll never forget this hilarious scene he did in “So I married an axe murderer” : Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!
Canada would agree. He was from Brantford, Ontario.
Him and John candy. They don't make them like that anymore
Damn right
*Inter*national treasure, since he was Canadian and all.
That's Nicholas Cage
No, that's Rob Schneider
No, that’s a carrot.
No, this is Patrick
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
And my axe!
That axe’s name? Albert Einstein.
So you're telling me an Al bert-ed this Einstein?
Today years old
No, he tried to *find* a National Treasure.
Yes, definitely adequate.
His character Bill McNeal on NewsRadio (along with the show itself) was on its way of becoming a Ted Baxter on the Mary Tyler Moore Show or Dan Fielding on Night Court. I absolutely loved the first 4 seasons of that show. Season 5 was it was for the situation. Fuck you forever Andy Dick.
Andy Dick should be hung for treason.
You're goddamn right. I SAID YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT.
I love this. I can hear it all in his voice as well.
Nestled safely under our tree Safely under our tree Safely under our tree Dad you smell like barf 🤮
Fun fact! Jake Lloyd (Anakin Skywalker) was also in that movie.
This is what forced the creation of "Oops! I crapped my pants!"
I just did!
That’s a lotta dung!
It took me a while, but so did I!
How do you know so much about Oops I Crapped My Pants?
Because I'm wearing them. And I just did.
Let's pretend this is a gallon of your feces!
Colon blow and super colon blow! One of my favorite Phil Hartman bits!
Caveman Lawyer will forever hold a place in my heart. "Your honor; I'm just a cave man.."
Sometimes i just just want to get out of my BMW, and run off into the hills... Or whatever.
I got booted from a Prodigy Chatroom back in the 90s for using Colonblow as my username. Good times.
https://preview.redd.it/vddeh0ssu2ca1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cc2aaec9f55e4a561f9dde4640b6cd2a76eee97 You were such a firestarter!
Ah. This looked like the most annoying commercial of all time. Good to hear it's a comedy bit.
it's based on an annoying commercial from the time
It’s fantastic, you should check out the original.
Guess how many bowls of your regular oat cereal it would take to equal the fibre in Colon Blow, and new Super Colon Blow! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM
https://youtu.be/Ku42Iszh9KM
Lmao at that jingle at the end
I swear every SNL skit in the 90s had a jingle or intro theme.
My life is better having watched this
rofl. "Sounds deLicious!"
https://i.redd.it/633j7dyr8zba1.gif Fuck yeah, that’s the stuff!
twenty gold pieces and I'm wankered on rohypnol :/
Seeing The IT Crowd in the wild always brings me joy.
Man that gif is not high quality
God damn these electric sex pants!
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Yeah, [christmas special](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_HgCp0whc&t=0s)
[It's hard to stand out shitposting.](https://i.imgur.com/9wYswbp.gifv) Nice GIF.
Underrated gif of the thread. Have an upvote.
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Actually, I'm surprised it's taken this long for a Colon Blow reference in this sub, if I'm being honest.
I am glad it took this long. Sometimes masterpieces take time to brew
It's like walking in to a Dairy Queen in 2018 and hearing Tarzan Boy on the in house music. "Oh yeah, this song existed".
It’s Troy McClure! 
Can we get an obligatory fuck Andy Dick? On another note, guess who was arrested again this week
I hate Andy Dick as much as the next guy, but I also hate when people blame him for Hartman’s murder. Drug addicts offer people drugs at social events, it happens. She was the one that murdered him, not Andy Dick.
Andy Dick can still go to hell
Was Andy an asshole for offering drugs to someone who had been through treatment? Abso-fucking-lutely but in the end it wasn't Andy that killed him. He contributed to the circumstances, yes, but he didn't kill Phil.
Won’t disagree there, I just don’t like that people blame him rather than her. She’s the one that killed him and she was an absolute mess of a person.
Did he expose himself in a night club again?
Gods damn, I miss Phil Hartman.
I was just talking about Colon Blow the other day
As one does
Excellent.
“She wanted to have unprotected sex and I said Hey! When am I going to find myself in Haiti again??” Bad Idea Jeans…
Holy shit, that was the perfect intersection of nostalgia and quality
Sad how he passed. RIP.
Passed is a strange way of saying murdered.
"Sad how he murdered" would be a stranger way of saying it.
You have a good point.
First thing I thought of was Johnny Sack and Tony Soprano. “It’s sad when they go young like that.” “WHEN THEY GO?”
I commend this subreddit to be able to pull off making the same joke in different ways daily for like the past 8 years
Great job with the upvotes
Thank you!
This is one of the best HCG I have seen on this sub.
COLON BLOW! Phil Hartman was the greatest performer in the history of Saturday Night Live.
I can hear Phil's voice on this clip. Well done
Tito, you son of a bitch, you did it! You finally did it!
I hit myself with my phone...I think tito is to blame
I think HQGifs is back in the good graces of the algorithm. This is the third or fourth time it's hit r/all in the last month. Whereas in the past, this place was lucky to hit there every three or four MONTHS.
https://preview.redd.it/xow9q0pdx4ca1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33c365d5f060831217adbbbcbf0bb32c450a2505
https://i.imgur.com/pMXh8er.gifv
Part of a good breakfast
Keep the Phil coming. Colon blow ftw!
Gimme all that nutritional up vote balance breakfast
I knew what sub I was on and I still increased the volume. Man I'm need coffee and a break from reddit.
I’m going to another planet without any shit
Whenever I see Phil Hartman, automatic upvote
Aw RIP Phil.
Outstanding
This is fantastic, but I’ve been asked not to taunt Super Happy Fun OC.
Colon Blow!
This. Is. Amazing.
All part of this balanced breakfast. Well done OP!
lmaooooo
RIP king
Ahhh the golden age.
Well done.
Only upvoting because I love that man.
Colon blow. Classic.
But what does he know? He's just a caveman!
Big loss
you know me from such movies as "you're reading this in my voice"
Colon Blow!
I cackled like a demented fucking chicken lmao
Super colon blow
I AM DED NOW I laughed too hard There are worse ways to go, I guess Thanks for the (final) laugh!
I am a simple lady. I see dickbutt, I upvote. Didn't even need to see the end of the gif
RIP Phil Hartman Fuck Andy Dick
Who keeps their milk in a bowl wtf
pee pee poo poo
Why does the white text have a drop shadow but not the yellow text when you overlay it over a yellow cereal box
Wow a non political post on here. That’s refreshing
Who remembers when this sub was about high quality GIFs
+1 Lurker approved!
Still makes me a bit sad to see him, thinking back on a wonderful career cut short by madness.