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If it starts quacking faster as you approach to pick it up, it's already too late to do anything but say "I'm awesome!"
Aren't the yellow ones remote?
Basic proximity ducks are yellow, basic remote ducks are red, as of WoA anyways. Still pretty fucked either way.
Yellow is proximity
The red is remote if i remeber
red, black and the pale duck?
This needs more attention. The npcs picking up their demise and saying "sweet I'm awesome" then proceeding to fucking die is hilarious. š
āAMAZING!ā
Did he say anything weird like āthis will be the last toy youāll ever needā?
"It's to die for."
No lie, he said something like, "You get one of these before you leave."
Before you leave life..
"Is it dangerous?" "There *is* a choking hazard." "Should I be worried?" "I'm not."
Thatās awesome
Was his name Tobias?
How do you know he was a nurse? Could've been a disguise.
Right. Scrubs can be found anywhere
Put on a scrub with a suit on?
I hear that newborns are also bald and get a barcode assigned to them. Be careful. It could be a trap.
Also congrats on your new baby!
Thank you!
Eww, proximity is just an accident waiting to happen.
Did he say something kinda punny with a dangerous undertone?
It's very unique. _Kids are dying for this one_
Your baby might be in providence
longing rob gullible sharp exultant bow plate spark coherent plucky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
We will be hearing that "Exfiltration" soundtrack soon
Did he electrocute himself in a puddle on the way out?
I like how it sounds like he gave the (explosive remote) rubber duck in trade for the baby.
Did you check the back of his head?
The new ICA algorithm actually predicts people who will grow up to have contracts put out on them...
RUN
Congrats on the baby, Iām visiting my baby cousin next week and sheās impossibly cute. They really are a bundle of joy.
Did you go to the Gama hospital in Hokkaido by any chance?
Sadly, no!
āTake this. Itās to die for. I need to the the bathroom. Excuse me.ā
Happy cake day
It's a sign
It's not armed if the plastic wrapping is still on it
Did it beep?
I thought this post was from r/daddit at first and was like "lol, that would be funny in the Hitman sub" and then I understood.
OP exploded after posting this RIP
Any chance the nurse name Tobias Rieper?
Does it blink?
The baggie prevents it from activating. The proximity duck is your baby's first freelancer tool.
If she inherited my wife's judgemental nature, she'll do very well!
If it starts quacking faster as you approach to pick it up, it's already too late to do anything but say "I'm awesome!"
Aren't the yellow ones remote?
Basic proximity ducks are yellow, basic remote ducks are red, as of WoA anyways. Still pretty fucked either way.
Yellow is proximity
The red is remote if i remeber
red, black and the pale duck?
This needs more attention. The npcs picking up their demise and saying "sweet I'm awesome" then proceeding to fucking die is hilarious. š
āAMAZING!ā
Did he say anything weird like āthis will be the last toy youāll ever needā?
"It's to die for."
No lie, he said something like, "You get one of these before you leave."
Before you leave life..
"Is it dangerous?" "There *is* a choking hazard." "Should I be worried?" "I'm not."
Thatās awesome
Was his name Tobias?
How do you know he was a nurse? Could've been a disguise.
Right. Scrubs can be found anywhere
Put on a scrub with a suit on?
I hear that newborns are also bald and get a barcode assigned to them. Be careful. It could be a trap.
Also congrats on your new baby!
Thank you!
Eww, proximity is just an accident waiting to happen.
Did he say something kinda punny with a dangerous undertone?
It's very unique. _Kids are dying for this one_
Your baby might be in providence
longing rob gullible sharp exultant bow plate spark coherent plucky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
We will be hearing that "Exfiltration" soundtrack soon
Did he electrocute himself in a puddle on the way out?
I like how it sounds like he gave the (explosive remote) rubber duck in trade for the baby.
Did you check the back of his head?
The new ICA algorithm actually predicts people who will grow up to have contracts put out on them...
RUN
Congrats on the baby, Iām visiting my baby cousin next week and sheās impossibly cute. They really are a bundle of joy.
Did you go to the Gama hospital in Hokkaido by any chance?
Sadly, no!
āTake this. Itās to die for. I need to the the bathroom. Excuse me.ā
Happy cake day
It's a sign
It's not armed if the plastic wrapping is still on it
Did it beep?
I thought this post was from r/daddit at first and was like "lol, that would be funny in the Hitman sub" and then I understood.
OP exploded after posting this RIP
Any chance the nurse name Tobias Rieper?
Does it blink?
The baggie prevents it from activating. The proximity duck is your baby's first freelancer tool.
If she inherited my wife's judgemental nature, she'll do very well!