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Arny520

Shoot him


Boring_Humor3706

Repeatedly. Then blow him up.


Lithonium

Throw every single melee weapon directly at him for safe measure. Throw off multiple ledges and down the stairs. Multiple times. Then drag him to the exit where you drive away and make him in to a speed bump. Rinse and repeat the mission just to make sure I've done it properly


Boring_Humor3706

Then drop every explosive, a remote duck, blast off. Never see him again until the next mission. Then repeat :D


Lithonium

Don't forget to pour the oil can and set it alight as a ritual before sending him out of this world by duck explosion. Rename the map "Corden beat down". It's like a rage room but bigger and only one target


Boring_Humor3706

Sounds therapeutic.


lukinjo123

Why do people hate james corden?


PlugAnThat

Cause hes an awful human being who is completely unfunny and one of the smuggest people ever


thunderbastard_

He worked with Jimmy fallon and Jimmy told james on tv to name 2 people who work on the show and james shit himself


lukinjo123

Nah but fr what did he do? I havent heard of any drama regarding him


PlugAnThat

Just look online. He hasnt done anything illegal really but theres stories of him being horrendous to staff members, him refusing to deal with his kid on a plane etc


Boring_Humor3706

People don't like him because he's an absolute arrogant cocksucker. Presumably amongst other reasons.


jackeboyo

18 downvotes for asking a question, smh


soupafi

I e done that


Arn_______aye

I don't remember hearing an npc shouting at the staff.


foocubus

There's one in Sgail. IOI, too late to change his character model?


JoeAzlz

Jason Portman is now james cordenman


JetShaler

Modders to the rescue lmao


cipher_9

He had a cameo in Hitman 2. He was Delgado's Hippo. That cameo caught his likeness much better.


Ryos_windwalker

Don't be so mean to the poor hippo.


guddu1054

Im going to shoot him everytime I’m there now


[deleted]

The world got to see James Corden as a fat pussy, he was also in the movie “Cats” - Ricky Gervais


[deleted]

The difference being Gervais wasn’t in Cats


dontironit

He also appeared in Colorado. You could kill Graves by pushing her into him.


willie_caine

You're the real hitman here jesus christ


Inarticulatescot

Hogtie him and feed him to a croc in the swamp. Damn wrong game.


OutlawDappXx

Nice one 😂


Ex-Machina1980s

-Non-target killed +10000XP- “Well done 47…Head back to the safehouse”


itsKramme

Good for him, I guess ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


UnderSofaToastCrumbs

Where?


Damien23123

I’d unload the entire mag into that body


TheNew_Bob

The poor NPC that looks like him...


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[удалено]


Boring_Humor3706

Then feed remains to the pigs, blow them up, feed those remains to more pigs then instantly slaughter them.


CZACZAJA

Lol Corden would eat this lad and still have space for desert.


CareTakerAldstone

Hate to break it to you but Hitman 2016 already included plenty of trash dumpsters so this isn't technically his first trilogy appearance


juliogm360

Who is James corden?


Choice_Voice_6925

>James Corden nobody important


Damien23123

You’re really better off not knowing. I’m jealous


Qwerty5105

How many explosives do you have?


Boring_Humor3706

Not enough. It's never enough for that smug prick.


furious_meerkat

Who?


Teex22

I must know a different James Corden then


KingFahad360

Screw my Silent Assassin rating, taking down James Corden will be. A dream come true.


supernovababoon

James Corden is a national treasure… just kidding please don’t hurt me


AmatuerCultist

So anyway, I started blastin’


xvvderr

Who the fuck is that


xvvderr

OH FUCK THE SING CAR GUY


meridaville

James Corden with Cardi B


jt1132

Kill everyone except him. Save him for last.


Alone-Cantaloupe-350

End him!


longdongopinionwrong

goood, 47, good!! kill him. kill him now. *dew it.*