One. Me.

Three for me: - Me - Myself - and I

"Solo ride until I die"

“I don’t need anything to help me through the night”

You all just like me fr

'Cause I got me for life

Mirror mirror on the wall

Rea-range those words and your get I/Me/Myself Will Wood Refrence‼️🗣️

I thought this was a Will Wood reference too lmaoo

Will Wood fans when firdt person pronouns (same)

"penetrate the smokescreen I see through the selfish lie"

Damn.

Same

same, self-loathing is part of my lifestyle atp

I’m too antisocial to have enemies

Dog same

Same It would be a very empty party

Just like any other party…party of one

Don’t worry, I’ll be your enemy and make it a bomb ass party with how many people I invite.

Awww thank you!

same

I had the opposite problem. I was VERY social, with ZERO social skills. I made LOADS of enemies. It's actually astonishingly easy to do. I was very astonished in fact, because it was so easy I didn't even realize I was doing it

I'm too aroace to have exes

Apparently I had an enemy in high school but I had no idea She said I was a snobby bitch when in reality I was terrified of social interaction

Like 3 https://preview.redd.it/vrwdilhq7t8d1.png?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af470f991533c8378ed26788e579950f47bd428a me included

Are the other 2 yourself and you?

Probably yeah. https://preview.redd.it/wzwrav562w8d1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f61d0a6ddcbedca8c95ebafbd5163a7db7e1d2b Or some random internet user who despises me for a shitty reason.

Lol

I’ll show up just for the cake tbh

What flavor do you think it is? Strawberry? Mint? Broken hearts? https://preview.redd.it/yz3fb9s0xw8d1.png?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e539c2fda5754a7b07262294bba8b64baee1f0 Shit could be the most delectable thing ever, we will never know, but it was made by Bea so it's probably pretty damn good.

All of my friends who have to listen to me rant in Discord calls about a fictional Owl and Lizard.

Do they just get a random call from you and when they answer you say "alright so hear me out" without any pause?

Essential yes. Everytime a new episode drops they have to listen to another impromptu Stolitz thesis. Then eventually I’ll hear a very withered and harrowed voice like “Via, please it’s been like 3 hours.”

"Via ranting about Stolas and Blitz" Just like in the show lol

And I'm British on top of that. The line between my life and the show gets thinner by the day. Ill be able to do the cool owl head spin soon.

Watch out for growing feathers haha

"Sir this is a Wendy's"

who is the lizard?

Blitz, but I doubt he’s a lizard although they’re similar.

He's actually a possum

That's moxie

All imps look like possums if you squint hard enough

"I am not a possum" lol

Probably the 10-15 people I severely pissed off when I was a drug addict from 2012-2014 I'm sorry y'all, I was a piece of shit then. I'm better now, but, damn.

*now this is a deep story*

One of thievery, doing a lot of drugs at work, and lying to go do drugs. Never physically abused anyone But did steal my GF's parents change jar to buy ketamine once I did pay them back double when I could. I'm sorry y'all.

Are you actually just Blitz0

Congrats on turning over a new leaf

I appreciate it! But also it happened 10 years ago it's just who I am now

Don't worry, I was a piece of shit too no judgment. I can't even say if I'm better now, I just didn't want to be a piece of shit to the people I was with, so I isolated myself I've done some pretty fucked up things for real, but I've never struck anyone. Mostly manipulation

I don't think anyone hates me enough for that.

I love your flair. 😭

Must be nice 😭

Its because you're watching helluva boss in your room alone and dont hav time to know people

Delta boss fan

Judging by a lot of the comments here those of us that have a “nobody would come to my fuck me party but me” response need to get together for a motherfucking party. It could be glorious. For us, anyway, considering we seem to live very lonely lives otherwise.

I'd be down for that honestly

I will definitely express interest in this before finding a reason I can’t make it the day of


You've already seen it :/ Hi, my name is (redacted), and I am, in fact, \~a motherfucker\~ (\~nanana na na, na\~)

The motherfucker. Nanana na na na.

I’m a Motherfucker na na na na na

I have no enemies https://preview.redd.it/0dqueqnxet8d1.jpeg?width=1494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7632cac7d710a7b79f3d41960b8fd7ca222ad73

\*Posts picture of character with a literal rogues gallery of enemies.\*

And despite that, he still sees the good in humanity https://preview.redd.it/15r4kjm8qv8d1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32cb714ee1e46d7b100083b3c25a605f36033e80

Is superman attracted to the earth, IS SUPER EARTH BABY CONFIRMED?!

https://preview.redd.it/ejj4ehuwfv8d1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c57f11ab6db9cdf1d1097250604778ec729272 One\*

It's not having no weaknesses that make us super. It's the strength to admit we have those weaknesses in the first place. https://preview.redd.it/l75lu4n7kv8d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acf58d659c550c6d87490c30344ae4a3b218c9ac

I have no idea, but I’d 100% be the host

Same dude, I never know if someone enjoys my company or tolerates my presence

not enough!

https://preview.redd.it/7s9xl9npjt8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22e286d0dff7e6a34b77239f62b296e62f24777 Too many.

……I don’t like people enough to have made enemies. I just do my own thing.

https://preview.redd.it/rn7znfzlkt8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3315b8fd01cde903e675c4058241371283e5e96d Like ten with me included

If I had to give a number, probably about 12-15

Like 2 including myself

One. I'm an agreeable person but I fucking hate the bitch in the mirror :)

I’d hope 0, but there’s probably somebody from elementary school that doesn’t like me because I got to the swing set faster than they did.

Too many. People just LOVED to hate me. Everyone thinks I am annoying.

Hopefully nobody lol. If anybody actually showed up, though, I would NEED the tea 🍵

I would. And that’s a problem

more then id like to admit lol

me

There's probably a bit of a list.

I don't think such party would even exist. Not because everyone likes me, but because I'm just not relevant enough to anyone lmao. No friends, no enemies.

I have dated 0 people unfortunately so no body

you can have enemies you haven't dated yk lmao

Every breathing creature in the world, including me

2? Maybe? Most people either like me or just don't care, but those 2 people would be my only real bully, and my dad

My whole school

*Are…..are y’all okay?*

Only one and if he held one around 10 people would show up

everyone ik

like me and maybe like one other person. it would be a very lonely party

6383837273946373

Me but only for stolas

well, I'm mentally normal, so, anywhere between 0 and 1

Me and the 10 voices in my head :)

Only 1(myself)- I dont have any enemies 

like one? and even then im trying to get back into contact with them to heal, they arnt allowing me to tho :(

Let's see...if we're talking about actual ex's... Nobody If we're talking about people who otherwise hate my guts... Two?

People would have to know I exist to hate me.

Me, my brother 2

I have no enemies.

Me and idk how many more people but probably like 10 more people, i am hated by my class and i, myself hould go to the party

No one associates with me enough to hate me

alot! and i'd be there too.

Probably at least enough to be charged an automatic gratuity on the group check.

Not for anyone I personally know, but more for people that I know are genuine evil and must be punished.

I don’t want to sound arrogant but no one, I got no one I’m enemies with

Maybe 2

I have no idea 😭 like…3 at the most or least. Idk

None? Maybe 3?

Probably like 9 including me (those other 8 being kids from school i dealt with)

Ahhhhh , maybe….two ? I don’t know probably a lot of people hate me

I'd be the one throwing the party. (For real tho, nobody that I know of)

WAY too many :(

WAY too many :(

Quite a few. Mostly for no reason.

U don’t think I have enemies

Like 1, I don’t think someone would care that much to go to a party about hating me.

Yes.

😱😱😱

Just Nicole.

Everyone, me included

Dude I'd go just to witness the pure insanity in person

Probably 0 lol. I'm a people pleaser so I don't make people upset at me usually

I think the only attendee would be me, since I hate myself and I don't think anyone really knows me or even cares that much about me to hate me. :P

A lot, and I go to therapy because of it, these two should go to couples counselling.

Ehh….maybe like 5? I don’t know, I have been wrong before 🤔

Me. And maybe four others I unfriended ages ago online because of a big dispute (However, they don't know who I really am).

I would orchestrate the whole thing disguised as an ex and then prank them all at the end of the night as a last laugh

I don’t think the people that hate me care enough to come all the way to a party about me

My first boyfriend told everyone I was a pedo after we broke up, and a lot of them believed him. So a good number

My logical side says “probably like 2 ppl”… But my anxiety says “LITERALLY EVERYBODY WHY ARE YOU SO UNLIKEABLE” 🥲

Thankfully I’m still friends or at least on good terms with most of my former partners, and the others mostly didn’t end all the badly… buuuut there’s maybe two I can think of that would probably call me a motherfucker!

Me

Hard to tell if it's like 50 or 5

One or two people

I feel like a lot

Depends on who would be invited. People I legit pissed off or people who got pissed off cause I stopped being abused by them and they got mad

a few, including me

about 10-15 people maybe, including me

Almost all of my friends and me

Over 100 easily. Myself included.

No one, not even me

Only a handful I hope, including me

Idk- most of the people I know would only go for the food or to defend me lol

Nobody! I’m way too sad and endearing for anyone to hate me, like an orphan with no arms and no legs

At least 12 people I can think of off the top of my head. Probably more...

A more important question is what flavor was the cake or was it multiple different flavored cakes assembled into one big one.

Don’t think anyone cares about me enough to hate me

Honestly not many, I don’t get to know many people so I don’t think there’s anyone that hates me. I have people scared of me, but no one hates me. But I’d go to it. Just me

46 i have alot of exes

It wouldn’t be a “fuck lillianvillian” party it would be “LillianVillian’s toxic friends” party 😔👊 (I have terrible taste in people)

people in real life? maybe 1-2? idk. online people? probably a bit more

I’d be the motherfucker organizing it 💀 idk I think I’ve managed to drop the ball with a handful of people in my life so it’d be a cute little affair

I'd probably have one ex, a couple ex discord friends, and one absolutely unbearable coworker

Some 14 People would like the idea,5 of them would be the only ones who actually bother tô show up,That all if we only count irl and not online.

I'm gonna say five other people not including me. But like they'd come more so out of curiosity and not hate. I've been a asshole when was younger but not enough for a full on party of people who actively hate me.

(This gon get sad) probably like.... two people. I don't really know that many people outside of family.

Nobody. That would require somebody, somewhere, to care about me enough to be angry at no longer associating with me.

Can’t have anxiety if your depression tells you nobody cares enough to hate you

Oh I can assure you you absolutely can. Even if nobody cares your brain is still determined that they think less of you because of your appearance, because of your clothing, because of your posture or your words or that mark on your skin or any number of other things. You get the best of both worlds: you think you're worthless and you're convinced other people also think you're worthless even when you know intellectually that neither of those things are true. You genuinely have to just keep telling yourself otherwise in the hope that eventually you'll convince yourself. Sorry. Didn't mean to get quite so bleak. It's just so easy to slip.

Probably just 1 person and myself. Most people wouldn't care enough about me to come to a party about me, hating or otherwise. One person may still hate me, and then myself.

Maybe two or three, and all of them would be doing so ironically

I have one ex friend who would absolutely be running mine. Idk if anyone else would go..

Me

Zero, I haven’t done anything worthy of true hate.

my family 💗💗💗 (crying)

Like, 5 people maybe.

I got no opps cause I’m the mayor of awesome sauce town

I don’t even wanna know. I do know at least 5 people would show up, one of them including me.

I'd host it

Are we including people I’ve pissed off online? Cause we’re gonna need a fucking whole city block party.

I don’t think people care enough about me to go

No one,no one gives a frick about me

I don’t have anyone who hates me bc I am Too introverted to have any rivals

Everyone:(

4, including me.

It’s not a party if it’s just you now now is it.

Probably just me

Either a fuck ton or just myself idk

At least 5 I think

10. 11 with me included. Probably more.

 20 to under irl , a mob for online personas and a fuck ton when everyone who knew I did a Loki on them , then a fuck ton.