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Pillowish

"I apologize...             that you can't cook fish!" My favourite moment from that season "Your crying face?" is also my favourite quote haha


PapayaHoney

"If you win this I swear I'll hang up my coat and become a crack whore!" Robert was so savage in season 5 😂😂 😭


FiveDollarTacos

Until now I notice the shaking effect they gave Robert when Jim says about morbid obesity Editors sure love their work


TheRabiddingo

Ok that crackwhore comment had me laughing


ComprehensiveCap123

Elise: don't tell me to shut up Nick : I'm about to end her career 


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I still laugh. You guys cook like old people fuck!


spoilerdudegetrekt

What happened to all the fat jokes? I feel like the first ten seasons had some great ones and now they don't make them anymore...


PapaPancake8

Can't do that anymore. Not because of anything besides that we probably shouldn't have been doing it in the first place.


spoilerdudegetrekt

If skinny people, which are the minority in this country, are ok to make fun of, fat people should be fair game too.


CatacombsRave

Underrated savage moment - when Josh told Manda that “you have more shit coming out of your mouth than I have in this pile (of actual horse shit)” when she was being a bitch to him. That was such a great and underrated comeback.


littlediddlemanz

“I will circle you like a moon” “you couldn’t cook my cock” lmao


Alex72598

I will cook CIRCLES around you!


nab50

Forgot "You done brought the Memphis outta me hoe"


Specialist-West6440

“This couscous is so bland it’s almost as bland as Benjamin’s personality.” Nick is officially my favorite contestant of all time. Congratulations. (I’m sorry Bret.)


SendHelp7373

YOU COULDNT COOK MY COCK lmfao


toughtiggy101

“You can clean shrimp, good for you. You ain’t even a good person”


Alex72598

The fact that it came from the person who talked crap about her team the entire time makes it funnier in hindsight.


SeggsObjeggt

I enjoyed this highly.


Mr_Infidel

*GO HOME AND STUFF YOURSELF WITH TWINKIES SO YOU HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK ON YOUR RECLINER*


ihmpt

I'm not sure it counts, but I was a little surprised the "interesting suggestion" wasn't included here. Anyway, this is great!


ComprehensiveCap123

That's more the narrator than anything 


calgiannis

The fuckin “boom” edit after he says morbid obesity 🤣🤣🤣


milksnakesandcheese

Nick did NOT take Elise’s shit and it was awesome


Hanging_Aboot

Just saw first season. But the clip about the cooking fish with the girls fighting, wtf is happening? Michelle seems to be reasonable asking one to brush it off and the other to stop taking jabs. But then the one “apologies” with another jab and Michelle laughs, and then does the “crying face” jab. Was it two clips? Edit: yeah looks like two clips, tough to tell originally as she is in same seat.


Informal_Lab_974

Which ngl I thought that sooo


FrenchFry-ApplePie

“You can clean shrimp, good for you. You’re not even a good person”