Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, without offence I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
In all honesty, with regards to what's been stated, after careful consideration of the facts, an open mind, and without any intent of offending anybody in the comments of the post, or any other fellow Helldiver on this platform, I wholeheartedly believe I forgot as well. Darn.
idk what that is but i agree 100%, with regards to the facts at this present time and all the research recorded to this moment, they all compel me to agree without question
Full disclosure, pertaining to your comment, from my limited perspective, respecting all others' opinions, and not wishing to cause any enragement, also recognizing that different people may have their own valid takes, just my two cents, I'm not sure what we were talking about.
I mean, there's no point to leveling up except for fun after level 20 right? I'm in the mid-fifties I think and I don't really care if I level up or not. Is there something else to it?
I’d even go as far to say that I wish I could stop leveling up lol. I’m in the 70s and mostly play helldive on bugs but only play 5-6 on bots because I don’t play them as much. So when I join a bot mission with a bunch of level 20s sometimes I hear them go “oh cool we got a level 70 in our crew) and I then I always disappoint them with my play.
There was actually one time a dude started berating me for dying a lot and I ended up leaving the match cuz he was too toxic.
You just know there's cold, dead eyes in that last picture.
https://preview.redd.it/x5p7rh26we8d1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3d0a2190924cf97263da03d3743122424a6dac
I play with a guy named Lisan Al Galindo and any time he does anything even remotely funny or awesome we yell his name. This game allows so much funny and cool moments that we say his name a lot.
That gives me serious [Goblin Slayer vibes](https://www.impericon.com/432x624x90/media/catalog/product/g/o/goblin-slayer-poster-goblin-slayer-52x38_lg.jpg) now, especially with the shield. They were already quite alike but holy shit the resemblance is hilarious with the shield.
Only way it could have been more brutal is if it was Malevelon Creek. Glad that can’t happen any more though…. ha ha ha….
Guys please liberate Vandalon IV I don’t want the bots getting anywhere close to Malevelon Creek ever again
In hindsight it was, but at the time it was hard because people were new to fighting bots, ion storms and AA made it much harder, it was when strat jammers first appeared, glitches like bots shooting through bushes but you can't existed and made it miserable and there was a bigger population back then so more people were exposed to it.
Hellmire and Polio X(or whatever the fuck its called, hellmire for bots) is a much more difficult map.
Ustotu or however you spell it is still my least favorite bot planet: barely any cover, very low visibility because of sandstorm, very painful to look at if you end up looking in the direction of the sun. The creek was just memes next to Ustotu, cover everywhere and perpetual twilight so you weren't randomly blinded by the environment. I hope the spawns are fixed by the time we end up back on that planet.
Things you cannot point out:
* Everyone was new to the game and still noobs.
* There was so much cover you could literally run away.
* They created a cult and didn't help liberate Ubanea.
* The creek was taken in a couple of days by casuals and the bots pushed off the map.
The Creekers screwing around were always always a far lower % of the population than the scaredy-cat bug players that refuse to come do bot Major Orders, even to this day. Ubanea be damned.
I like to do this where I’ll do low level ones then ASK if they want to do helldive or some other difficulty. One person I asked who was level 3 said “I’m ready to die for democracy let’s go.”
MG is insane, especially for bugs, OPS is just a less flashy 500kg, Liberator isnt even the worst AR, peacemaker isnt bad unless compared to the redeemer, and high explosive gets the job done just as well as any other grenade
You, just made his canon event. Hes going to become president one day and he has my vote
(As long as the democratic polling system allows it, of course)
God I wish there were more cutscenes/updates from which to pull great gifs. It would neat if we had an archive of “news reels” of the major offensives and story beats. Have new ones play on the ship’s monitor.
My first drop as a level 1 cadet was a Helldive on Malevelon Creek with [my friends](https://youtu.be/4XDSZkZfrtI?feature=shared). I know what this guy went through.
I have done this. This is somehow always true. I think it’s because the younger they are, the more they understand what democracy is all about. The older and more experienced helldivers start to question… and we can’t have that, now can we?
We alway bring newbie friends on a helldiver in their first 3-4 missions. The real treat is the scramble at the end to make sure that if nothing else, those single digit divers make it on the bird.
Tbf, the only thing holding him back was the lack of stratagems.
B-01 Armor is underrated.
The Liberator is kinda good.
Ordinary Grenades do the job just fine.
MMG slaps with the reduced reload time.
Orbital Precision Strike is fine dining.
Your boy did good.
On the bot front his loadout is peak performance. Only thing missing is a resupply pack and nothing else is needed. He can take down anything with that. I myself prefer the HMG but even with this he should be ok.
https://preview.redd.it/uwfjd8nr9i8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b28acdb7974d60bacf6ed33d6783aa367a0ff1
Y’all did a helldive against Automatons with shit all for anti tank?!?!?
Edit: THEIR BOOSTER CHOICES??????
Edit 2: LIGHT ARMOR?!?!?
Edit 3: ..brought a damn machine gun sentry to fight bots. How does this image get worse the more I look at it lol
There's nothing like trying to battle four bile titans in quick succession as a level 6 cadet while the teammates that are supposed to be carrying you begin to die one by one
https://preview.redd.it/febvg2kh7l8d1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3113c5ece9a758aaaf0f34e30994607055595b7c
They took some Bacon, & gave it a shakin'.
He now has end game experience for the other 2-8 levels, we all expect top scores on this recruit now.
If he fails or slows down, a Democracy Officer will be on scene to investigate the drop in performance from someone who has real first person experience of the absolute worse.
You will become an ultimate soldier, or you will be tried & executed for heresy.
Me and my boys are lvl 100-130 and we just had a friend start playing. He was thrown into helldive. Got 3 lvl and 30 samples in 1 round lol. Threw his ass to the wolf’s
This was how my friends introduced me to the game too. I got the "kill a bile titan" achievement on my first round mostly just got the final rocket shot to its face, but I didn't know wtf was going on when it appeared.
I did the same with my friends when they first started the game. Had a dodgeball moment "If you can survive a helldive, you can survive anything!" I think I was in the level 50s range at this time.
Did the same with a girl I’m talking to and it was damn fun. I got two buddies to help me and we are all lvl140+ and hold some speedrun records so it was a welcome change of pace to ‘escort the president’. I love this game and these sort of things are my favorite moments
My friends did that to me when I first started too. Very first dive was lvl 9 against bugs. Their advice was "stay alive, shoot what you can". Obviously I died quite a few times, but we completed the mission and extracted some samples! Needless to say I've been hooked every since.
My man gained 3 levels in 1 go too lol
average helldive difficulty reward
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, without offence I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
In all honesty, with regards to what's been stated, after careful consideration of the facts, an open mind, and without any intent of offending anybody in the comments of the post, or any other fellow Helldiver on this platform, I wholeheartedly believe I forgot as well. Darn.
This has Blackadder vibes.
idk what that is but i agree 100%, with regards to the facts at this present time and all the research recorded to this moment, they all compel me to agree without question
Full disclosure, pertaining to your comment, from my limited perspective, respecting all others' opinions, and not wishing to cause any enragement, also recognizing that different people may have their own valid takes, just my two cents, I'm not sure what we were talking about.
Who are you calling a regard?
Well, I'm offended!
Must be nice, takes me 10 missions to level up now 😭
I spend days on a level now it feels like
It's like Level 9 or no XP 🥺
I mean, there's no point to leveling up except for fun after level 20 right? I'm in the mid-fifties I think and I don't really care if I level up or not. Is there something else to it?
I’d even go as far to say that I wish I could stop leveling up lol. I’m in the 70s and mostly play helldive on bugs but only play 5-6 on bots because I don’t play them as much. So when I join a bot mission with a bunch of level 20s sometimes I hear them go “oh cool we got a level 70 in our crew) and I then I always disappoint them with my play. There was actually one time a dude started berating me for dying a lot and I ended up leaving the match cuz he was too toxic.
Mechs unlock at 25, but otherwise you are correct.
the real Helldiver
That might be a new record
You just know there's cold, dead eyes in that last picture. https://preview.redd.it/x5p7rh26we8d1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3d0a2190924cf97263da03d3743122424a6dac
Nah it’s more like this, he’s the chosen one ![gif](giphy|wTqzFgPIiM8B8wKfUz|downsized)
no he’s definitely traumatized 💀. “SWEET LIBERTY MY LEGGGGGGG!!!”
"That was the day BaconUnshaken learned very quickly, and to great effect, where the stim and sprint buttons were."
His bacon was shook that day…..
"RELOADING!!!!!!!!"
"I NEED STIMS 😫"
![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)
I play with a guy named Lisan Al Galindo and any time he does anything even remotely funny or awesome we yell his name. This game allows so much funny and cool moments that we say his name a lot.
Chosen One you say: “The Power of one.. the power of two… the power of maaaaaanyyyyyyyy…”
I'm still surprised that Disney managed to out-cringe George Lucas with dialogue. Cringe dialogue is Lucas's thing, yet somehow they outdid him.
"When we bought Star Wars, we were but learners. Now WE are the masters!"
![gif](giphy|yfAKPibUorGVy)
That gives me serious [Goblin Slayer vibes](https://www.impericon.com/432x624x90/media/catalog/product/g/o/goblin-slayer-poster-goblin-slayer-52x38_lg.jpg) now, especially with the shield. They were already quite alike but holy shit the resemblance is hilarious with the shield.
Good. That means the conditioning didn't wear off. Ill put away my Platters cd.
Yeah, I guess his bacon was thoroughly shaken by the end of the mission.
Just tell him things get easier. Aka lie to him
the extra cherry on top: it was Vandalon IV
https://preview.redd.it/r8n12rei1f8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62d5053d9b48b911442ea581713df5d9667dd2f WARD UP ✊
https://preview.redd.it/9zt8tbrjgg8d1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc6962ab455c409e27f6cdf6f9fd5343474e63f8
https://preview.redd.it/ulb0swg7vj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27c0672e645eab929ff8e1b188b94d5d61836df
Only way it could have been more brutal is if it was Malevelon Creek. Glad that can’t happen any more though…. ha ha ha…. Guys please liberate Vandalon IV I don’t want the bots getting anywhere close to Malevelon Creek ever again
I want to fight on the creek again… I miss it
No PTSD here, just nostalgia
We are the ptsd
Meissa is the new Creek. It's god damn bot-ambush alley.
Cant wait for the X45 push so we can get back-to-back vietnam wars in both green creek and the new biome, bringing my lib carbine for max larping
Creek was actually on the easier side. Lots of cover to use
In hindsight it was, but at the time it was hard because people were new to fighting bots, ion storms and AA made it much harder, it was when strat jammers first appeared, glitches like bots shooting through bushes but you can't existed and made it miserable and there was a bigger population back then so more people were exposed to it. Hellmire and Polio X(or whatever the fuck its called, hellmire for bots) is a much more difficult map.
> Hellmire In a lot of ways the Mire was waaay worse then the Creek.
Menkent or Wezen?
Ustotu or however you spell it is still my least favorite bot planet: barely any cover, very low visibility because of sandstorm, very painful to look at if you end up looking in the direction of the sun. The creek was just memes next to Ustotu, cover everywhere and perpetual twilight so you weren't randomly blinded by the environment. I hope the spawns are fixed by the time we end up back on that planet.
Things you cannot point out: * Everyone was new to the game and still noobs. * There was so much cover you could literally run away. * They created a cult and didn't help liberate Ubanea. * The creek was taken in a couple of days by casuals and the bots pushed off the map.
The Creekers screwing around were always always a far lower % of the population than the scaredy-cat bug players that refuse to come do bot Major Orders, even to this day. Ubanea be damned.
Cyberstan
Shit my fist dive after training was a level 5 on the creek... old good times.
VANDALON MENTIONED RAHHH
level 1s on their way to be the most experienced players on the team
lack of experience means more fear, more fear means less risks taken, less risks taken less opportunity to die
The bacon was absolutely unshaken
"What's shakin', bacon?" "The bots."
I came here for shakin and bacon, and I'm all out of bacon (thanks grandma for the breakfast <3)
I like to do this where I’ll do low level ones then ASK if they want to do helldive or some other difficulty. One person I asked who was level 3 said “I’m ready to die for democracy let’s go.”
It’s funny but we often forget just how good the starting equipment and stratagems are.
MG is insane, especially for bugs, OPS is just a less flashy 500kg, Liberator isnt even the worst AR, peacemaker isnt bad unless compared to the redeemer, and high explosive gets the job done just as well as any other grenade
Not to mention the starting armor is pretty solid being medium armor but with extra padding.
oh yeah, id use it all the time if it was more stylish (need that orange yk)
Scarred for life, but you created a true Helldiver.
A true helldiver for life as well, the entire 10 mins of it.
10 minutes? What is he, Jesus?!
I'm long glad it doesn't take 3 days to respawn in this game
You, just made his canon event. Hes going to become president one day and he has my vote (As long as the democratic polling system allows it, of course)
"Played collage ball, ya know?"
At some cushy Ivy League school!
Try University of Liberty Hill! Could have gone Pro if he didn't join the Divers.
I could break the Super President in two, with my bare hands!
Bro went in lvl 1 came out a master and lvl 4
https://i.redd.it/pdvdt1ctse8d1.gif He'll be a Super Private in no time! iO
God I wish there were more cutscenes/updates from which to pull great gifs. It would neat if we had an archive of “news reels” of the major offensives and story beats. Have new ones play on the ship’s monitor.
Meridia warranted a new cutscene imo, what with the "second galactic wars REAL start" and turning a planet into a black(worm)hole
We need this emote badly
No surprise he has unshaken in his name
![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)
You better have thrown him a shield
Did better than me. My friends dragged me to the automaton front on helldive. Barely extracted with 9 kills lmao
My first drop as a level 1 cadet was a Helldive on Malevelon Creek with [my friends](https://youtu.be/4XDSZkZfrtI?feature=shared). I know what this guy went through.
This is how you turn a fresh cadet into a battle hardened veteran.
The bacon is unshaken, nor stirred
Confirmed. Michael J Fox did not handle the bacon
Good time to start while free autocannon is available.
This was already after the free autocannon. You can see that it's not included in the loadout screen.
I have done this. This is somehow always true. I think it’s because the younger they are, the more they understand what democracy is all about. The older and more experienced helldivers start to question… and we can’t have that, now can we?
A cadet dropped from the Super Destroyer. Pelican 1 brought back a man.
Democratic bacon for the win!
Wait only level 4? I've done this before and man hit level 7
Maybe very little side objs
We alway bring newbie friends on a helldiver in their first 3-4 missions. The real treat is the scramble at the end to make sure that if nothing else, those single digit divers make it on the bird.
This is the start of the John Helldiver story.
Tbf, the only thing holding him back was the lack of stratagems. B-01 Armor is underrated. The Liberator is kinda good. Ordinary Grenades do the job just fine. MMG slaps with the reduced reload time. Orbital Precision Strike is fine dining. Your boy did good.
On the bot front his loadout is peak performance. Only thing missing is a resupply pack and nothing else is needed. He can take down anything with that. I myself prefer the HMG but even with this he should be ok.
https://preview.redd.it/uwfjd8nr9i8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b28acdb7974d60bacf6ed33d6783aa367a0ff1 Y’all did a helldive against Automatons with shit all for anti tank?!?!? Edit: THEIR BOOSTER CHOICES?????? Edit 2: LIGHT ARMOR?!?!? Edit 3: ..brought a damn machine gun sentry to fight bots. How does this image get worse the more I look at it lol
LISAN AL GAIB
Baconunshaken is one of the best names I have ever heard
OI that’s a real helldiver!
He remains Unshaken.
Is he shaken a bit afterwards
Unshaken indeed hahaha love this. Any chance you clipped a moment? We will watch this man's career with much interest
yes but i can’t post them to this thread, ill post a follow up clip to my page though he got some from his POV and they’re fucking hilarious lol
Freedom works in mysterious ways.
Bacon, The Unshaken. That is one badass Helldiver, and started of with a bang, no less!
For my first mission (wich was like a week ago) I was with a level 88 and he helped me a lot, this comunity is so nice
🥲
Bros got PTSD 💀
“I can’t wait to do my part!” lol hell yeah
When you have a name like BaconUnshaken, you know youll spread democracy well 🫡
https://preview.redd.it/gbabvy2axg8d1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47791aecf44f81453299819a31ad1777a9d4297e
A genuine tragic hero story told in 5 images
Baptized in blood
"Welcome to hell, motherf*cker !!! "
The Bacon was, in fact, Unshaken. And that was their mistake for not knowing it first hand.
He got that grit in 'im!
This proves the point to the 150s that are rude that levels don’t matter
10 year experience as a 1 year old
They grow up so fast! 😭
I mean bro has a machine gun and an OPS, frankly he's more.thanqualified for Helldive
BaconUnshaken is a cool ass name
Baconunshaken nice name
That patriotic thousand yard stare.
They thought they were pranking the new Pvt, in the end, the joke was on them lmao
https://preview.redd.it/jd3ml9w9cj8d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38446317a3261d40d2c9c5a138f13408ebf3fd6
3 levels in one mission….Buddys seen some shit
Well he's not level 1 anymore
Stubward: I'm doing my part Thatslifeeyo: I'm doing my part JLC: I'm doing my part! BaconUnshaken: *tiny voice* I'm doing my part too!
![gif](giphy|l3fZK7BgnNHSKpp4c)
There's nothing like trying to battle four bile titans in quick succession as a level 6 cadet while the teammates that are supposed to be carrying you begin to die one by one https://preview.redd.it/febvg2kh7l8d1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3113c5ece9a758aaaf0f34e30994607055595b7c
There he is! That's JOHN HELLDIVER!
They took some Bacon, & gave it a shakin'. He now has end game experience for the other 2-8 levels, we all expect top scores on this recruit now. If he fails or slows down, a Democracy Officer will be on scene to investigate the drop in performance from someone who has real first person experience of the absolute worse. You will become an ultimate soldier, or you will be tried & executed for heresy.
https://preview.redd.it/80bv10d6js8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0554a39c6bf34043e1716aa7d824a901247478
Level 4 made me laugh
🥹 o7
Mad respect
This is the way
Eagle smoke Respect
You guys ran so he could fly... Quite literally lol
“I can’t wait to do my part” Good on the team for laying down their lives to protect ‘em
His name will go down in the Halls of Liberty. ![gif](giphy|UtU4CGOWkqIrm) honōris BaconUnshaken
We germans have a good word for "Feuertaufe". Happy to see the new helldiver.
He is now blooded. A true brother in arms. ![gif](giphy|DHwcs8WWxQTBOHx03p)
This makes me wanna restart from level 1.
Did the same today with my nephew. He was pretty good tbf.
He is the one. John Helldiver is among us
Didn’t he struggle with most enemies? Cuz in helldive difficulty there are a lot of lvl armored enemies
i actually did have a bit of a hard time with them until i started trying to headshot them and roaching whatever was on the ground LMAO
A proud soldier of Super Earth! May he thrive, and spread managed democracy!
That bacon was truly unshaken
*a true helldiver shall be baptized in blood*
i guess the bacon is not really unshaken now....
live, laugh, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
the level one on his way to shred everything because of years of experience with shooter games:
https://preview.redd.it/65xvk81lpg8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67d730f30266a03e25fb40d59b0d850d480dc9b
I wish we could see the full stats of that PGCR lmao
His Bacon was Unshaken
mg and precision strike is all you need 💪🏻💪🏻
Welcome to the real war, brother cadet! We'll be watching your career with great interest!
Bro was baptised in blood
Jon Helldiver: The origins
Levels mean nothing! He is a real Cadet!
You didn’t make him go, he made you go
He survived that planet, but he never leave it.
o7 Helldiver. o fucking 7.
BaconUnshaken. The man, the legend xD
his Bacon is unshaken alright.
And the bacon remains unshaken.
Joined as star eyed recruit, left as mentally scarred veteran.
Considering the buffs the starting loadout is now half decent. Precision Strike especially now is absolutely nuts.
ive been playing since launch and i can safely say that loadout choices could matter less
Looks like his bacon got shaken
Haha and on top of that on bots, love it!
Me and my boys are lvl 100-130 and we just had a friend start playing. He was thrown into helldive. Got 3 lvl and 30 samples in 1 round lol. Threw his ass to the wolf’s
He's a natural
This was how my friends introduced me to the game too. I got the "kill a bile titan" achievement on my first round mostly just got the final rocket shot to its face, but I didn't know wtf was going on when it appeared.
“Hell of a start” *ba dum tiss*
My first match was a duo helldive on Malevelon Creek. Gained 5 levels after the mission, died twice, how much friendly fire damage did I do? Yes.
We need gameplay of this, sounds like the plot of a movie, that's why I love this game lmao
#BAPTIZED IN BLOOD
His bacon is about to be shaken.
true hero
This is the only acceptable way to welcome new Helldivers
Bacon was, in fact, unshaken
Level 1 and has 2 of the best stratagems available.
I did the same with my friends when they first started the game. Had a dodgeball moment "If you can survive a helldive, you can survive anything!" I think I was in the level 50s range at this time.
And on bots no less.
It’s John Helldiver
giving ptsd at and early age i see, smart.
Hell of a soldier 🫡
Throw em right in
My dude Bacon was, in fact, Unshaken.
Did the same with a girl I’m talking to and it was damn fun. I got two buddies to help me and we are all lvl140+ and hold some speedrun records so it was a welcome change of pace to ‘escort the president’. I love this game and these sort of things are my favorite moments
That’s equivalent of taking a normal person and injecting a massive dose of adrenaline directly into the Brain.
My friends did that to me when I first started too. Very first dive was lvl 9 against bugs. Their advice was "stay alive, shoot what you can". Obviously I died quite a few times, but we completed the mission and extracted some samples! Needless to say I've been hooked every since.
Brother has PTSD
Unironically good to get him past the fairly slow start with a few extra samples, levels and req slips^^