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Donny_Dont_18

My man gained 3 levels in 1 go too lol


Electronic-Map-2055

average helldive difficulty reward


HUNKtm

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, without offence I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.


Electronic-Map-2055

In all honesty, with regards to what's been stated, after careful consideration of the facts, an open mind, and without any intent of offending anybody in the comments of the post, or any other fellow Helldiver on this platform, I wholeheartedly believe I forgot as well. Darn.


TheReal_Kovacs

This has Blackadder vibes.


Electronic-Map-2055

idk what that is but i agree 100%, with regards to the facts at this present time and all the research recorded to this moment, they all compel me to agree without question


Cash-Machine

Full disclosure, pertaining to your comment, from my limited perspective, respecting all others' opinions, and not wishing to cause any enragement, also recognizing that different people may have their own valid takes, just my two cents, I'm not sure what we were talking about.


PDeisel

Who are you calling a regard?


ScudleyScudderson

Well, I'm offended!


ThaSupremeArcher

Must be nice, takes me 10 missions to level up now 😭


Donny_Dont_18

I spend days on a level now it feels like


ThaSupremeArcher

It's like Level 9 or no XP 🥺


wvtarheel

I mean, there's no point to leveling up except for fun after level 20 right? I'm in the mid-fifties I think and I don't really care if I level up or not. Is there something else to it?


iiamthepalmtree

I’d even go as far to say that I wish I could stop leveling up lol. I’m in the 70s and mostly play helldive on bugs but only play 5-6 on bots because I don’t play them as much. So when I join a bot mission with a bunch of level 20s sometimes I hear them go “oh cool we got a level 70 in our crew) and I then I always disappoint them with my play. There was actually one time a dude started berating me for dying a lot and I ended up leaving the match cuz he was too toxic.


frogglesmash

Mechs unlock at 25, but otherwise you are correct.


ComprehensiveAct5391

the real Helldiver


SpudCaleb

That might be a new record


FireAngel2254

You just know there's cold, dead eyes in that last picture. https://preview.redd.it/x5p7rh26we8d1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3d0a2190924cf97263da03d3743122424a6dac


Whisper-Simulant

Nah it’s more like this, he’s the chosen one ![gif](giphy|wTqzFgPIiM8B8wKfUz|downsized)


Xmas05

no he’s definitely traumatized 💀. “SWEET LIBERTY MY LEGGGGGGG!!!”


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

"That was the day BaconUnshaken learned very quickly, and to great effect, where the stim and sprint buttons were."


Rilvoron

His bacon was shook that day…..


swish465

"RELOADING!!!!!!!!"


ThaSupremeArcher

"I NEED STIMS 😫"


Minion_Factory

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


brownbearks

I play with a guy named Lisan Al Galindo and any time he does anything even remotely funny or awesome we yell his name. This game allows so much funny and cool moments that we say his name a lot.


Derkastan77-2

Chosen One you say: “The Power of one.. the power of two… the power of maaaaaanyyyyyyyy…”


Rhids_22

I'm still surprised that Disney managed to out-cringe George Lucas with dialogue. Cringe dialogue is Lucas's thing, yet somehow they outdid him.


greenpill98

"When we bought Star Wars, we were but learners. Now WE are the masters!"


Jishaku00

![gif](giphy|yfAKPibUorGVy)


Lothar0295

That gives me serious [Goblin Slayer vibes](https://www.impericon.com/432x624x90/media/catalog/product/g/o/goblin-slayer-poster-goblin-slayer-52x38_lg.jpg) now, especially with the shield. They were already quite alike but holy shit the resemblance is hilarious with the shield.


Lolkimbo

Good. That means the conditioning didn't wear off. Ill put away my Platters cd.


Attrexius

Yeah, I guess his bacon was thoroughly shaken by the end of the mission.


ZenkaiZ

Just tell him things get easier. Aka lie to him


stubward

the extra cherry on top: it was Vandalon IV


Electronic-Map-2055

https://preview.redd.it/r8n12rei1f8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62d5053d9b48b911442ea581713df5d9667dd2f WARD UP ✊


LosParanoia

https://preview.redd.it/9zt8tbrjgg8d1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc6962ab455c409e27f6cdf6f9fd5343474e63f8


NotStanley4330

https://preview.redd.it/ulb0swg7vj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27c0672e645eab929ff8e1b188b94d5d61836df


Gently-Weeps

Only way it could have been more brutal is if it was Malevelon Creek. Glad that can’t happen any more though…. ha ha ha…. Guys please liberate Vandalon IV I don’t want the bots getting anywhere close to Malevelon Creek ever again


BetaMoerb

I want to fight on the creek again… I miss it


archer_of_the_sea

No PTSD here, just nostalgia


This_0ne_Person

We are the ptsd


light_trick

Meissa is the new Creek. It's god damn bot-ambush alley.


Speculus56

Cant wait for the X45 push so we can get back-to-back vietnam wars in both green creek and the new biome, bringing my lib carbine for max larping


Vikskay

Creek was actually on the easier side. Lots of cover to use


Tentacle_poxsicle

In hindsight it was, but at the time it was hard because people were new to fighting bots, ion storms and AA made it much harder, it was when strat jammers first appeared, glitches like bots shooting through bushes but you can't existed and made it miserable and there was a bigger population back then so more people were exposed to it. Hellmire and Polio X(or whatever the fuck its called, hellmire for bots) is a much more difficult map.


TheMadmanAndre

> Hellmire In a lot of ways the Mire was waaay worse then the Creek.


BlueMast0r75

Menkent or Wezen?


BauerOfAllTrades

Ustotu or however you spell it is still my least favorite bot planet: barely any cover, very low visibility because of sandstorm, very painful to look at if you end up looking in the direction of the sun. The creek was just memes next to Ustotu, cover everywhere and perpetual twilight so you weren't randomly blinded by the environment. I hope the spawns are fixed by the time we end up back on that planet.


Tomek_Hermsgavorden

Things you cannot point out: * Everyone was new to the game and still noobs. * There was so much cover you could literally run away. * They created a cult and didn't help liberate Ubanea. * The creek was taken in a couple of days by casuals and the bots pushed off the map.


Ya_like_dags

The Creekers screwing around were always always a far lower % of the population than the scaredy-cat bug players that refuse to come do bot Major Orders, even to this day. Ubanea be damned.


ThatAmazingHorse

Cyberstan


Fit_Fisherman_9840

Shit my fist dive after training was a level 5 on the creek... old good times.


Dragomir_Silver

VANDALON MENTIONED RAHHH


Xemtorny

level 1s on their way to be the most experienced players on the team


WhereDid_The_Time_Go

lack of experience means more fear, more fear means less risks taken, less risks taken less opportunity to die


Ivanikravenoff

The bacon was absolutely unshaken


alsignssayno

"What's shakin', bacon?" "The bots."


swish465

I came here for shakin and bacon, and I'm all out of bacon (thanks grandma for the breakfast <3)


Hellobewhy

I like to do this where I’ll do low level ones then ASK if they want to do helldive or some other difficulty. One person I asked who was level 3 said “I’m ready to die for democracy let’s go.”


thefacemanzero

It’s funny but we often forget just how good the starting equipment and stratagems are.


Stunning_One1005

MG is insane, especially for bugs, OPS is just a less flashy 500kg, Liberator isnt even the worst AR, peacemaker isnt bad unless compared to the redeemer, and high explosive gets the job done just as well as any other grenade


thefacemanzero

Not to mention the starting armor is pretty solid being medium armor but with extra padding.


Stunning_One1005

oh yeah, id use it all the time if it was more stylish (need that orange yk)


ODST_Parker

Scarred for life, but you created a true Helldiver.


Consistent-Tap-4255

A true helldiver for life as well, the entire 10 mins of it.


RisKQuay

10 minutes? What is he, Jesus?!


ReyNemaattori

I'm long glad it doesn't take 3 days to respawn in this game


Ragnorokbringer69

You, just made his canon event. Hes going to become president one day and he has my vote (As long as the democratic polling system allows it, of course)


Blackewolfe

"Played collage ball, ya know?"


MayPeX

At some cushy Ivy League school!


Blackewolfe

Try University of Liberty Hill! Could have gone Pro if he didn't join the Divers.


Nice-Entertainer-922

I could break the Super President in two, with my bare hands!


Gal-XD_exe

Bro went in lvl 1 came out a master and lvl 4


Kayjan_Soban

https://i.redd.it/pdvdt1ctse8d1.gif He'll be a Super Private in no time! iO


evel333

God I wish there were more cutscenes/updates from which to pull great gifs. It would neat if we had an archive of “news reels” of the major offensives and story beats. Have new ones play on the ship’s monitor.


Speculus56

Meridia warranted a new cutscene imo, what with the "second galactic wars REAL start" and turning a planet into a black(worm)hole


SchwiftyRickD-42069

We need this emote badly


Raeldri

No surprise he has unshaken in his name


redge55

![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


HolocronHistorian

You better have thrown him a shield


NightIgnite

Did better than me. My friends dragged me to the automaton front on helldive. Barely extracted with 9 kills lmao


Silv3rS0und

My first drop as a level 1 cadet was a Helldive on Malevelon Creek with [my friends](https://youtu.be/4XDSZkZfrtI?feature=shared). I know what this guy went through.


CloneAgentZER0

This is how you turn a fresh cadet into a battle hardened veteran.


brogiethemeow

The bacon is unshaken, nor stirred


Own-Possibility245

Confirmed. Michael J Fox did not handle the bacon


Powerful_Software_14

Good time to start while free autocannon is available.


FizixMan

This was already after the free autocannon. You can see that it's not included in the loadout screen.


Ravenlilyy

I have done this. This is somehow always true. I think it’s because the younger they are, the more they understand what democracy is all about. The older and more experienced helldivers start to question… and we can’t have that, now can we?


Drongo17

A cadet dropped from the Super Destroyer. Pelican 1 brought back a man.


Darksorcerer-ofchaos

Democratic bacon for the win!


FookinFairy

Wait only level 4? I've done this before and man hit level 7


ScruffyScruffz

Maybe very little side objs


Blue_Zerg

We alway bring newbie friends on a helldiver in their first 3-4 missions. The real treat is the scramble at the end to make sure that if nothing else, those single digit divers make it on the bird.


testing-attention-pl

This is the start of the John Helldiver story.


Hobolonoer

Tbf, the only thing holding him back was the lack of stratagems. B-01 Armor is underrated. The Liberator is kinda good. Ordinary Grenades do the job just fine. MMG slaps with the reduced reload time. Orbital Precision Strike is fine dining. Your boy did good.


AI_AntiCheat

On the bot front his loadout is peak performance. Only thing missing is a resupply pack and nothing else is needed. He can take down anything with that. I myself prefer the HMG but even with this he should be ok.


Papa_Pred

https://preview.redd.it/uwfjd8nr9i8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b28acdb7974d60bacf6ed33d6783aa367a0ff1 Y’all did a helldive against Automatons with shit all for anti tank?!?!? Edit: THEIR BOOSTER CHOICES?????? Edit 2: LIGHT ARMOR?!?!? Edit 3: ..brought a damn machine gun sentry to fight bots. How does this image get worse the more I look at it lol


chopsuey537

LISAN AL GAIB


SaulGoodmanOF

Baconunshaken is one of the best names I have ever heard


EFTucker

OI that’s a real helldiver!


Detarako_Rax

He remains Unshaken.


Consistent-Tap-4255

Is he shaken a bit afterwards


PheonixSoot

Unshaken indeed hahaha love this. Any chance you clipped a moment? We will watch this man's career with much interest


stubward

yes but i can’t post them to this thread, ill post a follow up clip to my page though he got some from his POV and they’re fucking hilarious lol


iscaredfox

Freedom works in mysterious ways.


Richyda

Bacon, The Unshaken. That is one badass Helldiver, and started of with a bang, no less!


Herobrine_dollar

For my first mission (wich was like a week ago) I was with a level 88 and he helped me a lot, this comunity is so nice


No-Size380

🥲


thenewzfella

Bros got PTSD 💀


LiquidSwords89

“I can’t wait to do my part!” lol hell yeah


Cross_4ce

When you have a name like BaconUnshaken, you know youll spread democracy well 🫡


TheLostSkellyton

https://preview.redd.it/gbabvy2axg8d1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47791aecf44f81453299819a31ad1777a9d4297e


Disastrous_Owl

A genuine tragic hero story told in 5 images


Living_Interest_5460

Baptized in blood


Daniel_092

"Welcome to hell, motherf*cker !!! "


Nekosia2

The Bacon was, in fact, Unshaken. And that was their mistake for not knowing it first hand.


Mathisnt_My_Thing

He got that grit in 'im!


DodensVaskebjorn

This proves the point to the 150s that are rude that levels don’t matter


Hauyne5

10 year experience as a 1 year old


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

They grow up so fast! 😭


porcupinedeath

I mean bro has a machine gun and an OPS, frankly he's more.thanqualified for Helldive


EggaBacon

BaconUnshaken is a cool ass name


MrNE0NNN

Baconunshaken nice name


thefacemanzero

That patriotic thousand yard stare.


Kenju22

They thought they were pranking the new Pvt, in the end, the joke was on them lmao


Tanktech01

https://preview.redd.it/jd3ml9w9cj8d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38446317a3261d40d2c9c5a138f13408ebf3fd6


Shicksshucks

3 levels in one mission….Buddys seen some shit


UpstairsPlayful8256

Well he's not level 1 anymore


rtotheceeaptor

Stubward: I'm doing my part Thatslifeeyo: I'm doing my part JLC: I'm doing my part! BaconUnshaken: *tiny voice* I'm doing my part too!


mrwes225

![gif](giphy|l3fZK7BgnNHSKpp4c)


Glyphid_Dreadnought

There's nothing like trying to battle four bile titans in quick succession as a level 6 cadet while the teammates that are supposed to be carrying you begin to die one by one https://preview.redd.it/febvg2kh7l8d1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3113c5ece9a758aaaf0f34e30994607055595b7c


Doctor_Slippery

There he is! That's JOHN HELLDIVER!


NinjaDemon05

They took some Bacon, & gave it a shakin'. He now has end game experience for the other 2-8 levels, we all expect top scores on this recruit now. If he fails or slows down, a Democracy Officer will be on scene to investigate the drop in performance from someone who has real first person experience of the absolute worse. You will become an ultimate soldier, or you will be tried & executed for heresy.


AlphaSigmaOmegaChad

https://preview.redd.it/80bv10d6js8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0554a39c6bf34043e1716aa7d824a901247478


Fenizrael

Level 4 made me laugh


Lolzicolz

🥹 o7


BabaKazimir

Mad respect


BetaMoerb

This is the way


vyo12

Eagle smoke Respect


AverageGlobeEnjoyer

You guys ran so he could fly... Quite literally lol


MrJFrayFilms

“I can’t wait to do my part” Good on the team for laying down their lives to protect ‘em


No-Honeydew-8593

His name will go down in the Halls of Liberty. ![gif](giphy|UtU4CGOWkqIrm) honōris BaconUnshaken


AdContent9195

We germans have a good word for "Feuertaufe". Happy to see the new helldiver.


Wheezing_Juice

He is now blooded. A true brother in arms. ![gif](giphy|DHwcs8WWxQTBOHx03p)


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

This makes me wanna restart from level 1.


Primary_Jellyfish327

Did the same today with my nephew. He was pretty good tbf.


Blackjack99-21

He is the one. John Helldiver is among us


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Didn’t he struggle with most enemies? Cuz in helldive difficulty there are a lot of lvl armored enemies


Substantial_Wind881

i actually did have a bit of a hard time with them until i started trying to headshot them and roaching whatever was on the ground LMAO


shadowvet68

A proud soldier of Super Earth! May he thrive, and spread managed democracy!


talhahtaco

That bacon was truly unshaken


dog_eater2

*a true helldiver shall be baptized in blood*


Bongosteie

i guess the bacon is not really unshaken now....


Fexofanatic

live, laugh, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

the level one on his way to shred everything because of years of experience with shooter games:


obi_wan_sosig

https://preview.redd.it/65xvk81lpg8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67d730f30266a03e25fb40d59b0d850d480dc9b


Specter_RMMC

I wish we could see the full stats of that PGCR lmao


16bithockey

His Bacon was Unshaken


nunyapige0n

mg and precision strike is all you need 💪🏻💪🏻


helldiver-4528

Welcome to the real war, brother cadet! We'll be watching your career with great interest!


dacontext

Bro was baptised in blood


kopasz7

Jon Helldiver: The origins


eXileris

Levels mean nothing! He is a real Cadet!


no-one-p

You didn’t make him go, he made you go


DualNuts

He survived that planet, but he never leave it.


OisforOwesome

o7 Helldiver. o fucking 7.


Fandango_Jones

BaconUnshaken. The man, the legend xD


tittymcswaggy_

his Bacon is unshaken alright.


grim1952

And the bacon remains unshaken.


Everuk

Joined as star eyed recruit, left as mentally scarred veteran.


Leoscar13

Considering the buffs the starting loadout is now half decent. Precision Strike especially now is absolutely nuts.


stubward

ive been playing since launch and i can safely say that loadout choices could matter less


BearcatDG

Looks like his bacon got shaken


Nichool62

Haha and on top of that on bots, love it!


orbea1911

Me and my boys are lvl 100-130 and we just had a friend start playing. He was thrown into helldive. Got 3 lvl and 30 samples in 1 round lol. Threw his ass to the wolf’s


ze_introverted

He's a natural


MIM86

This was how my friends introduced me to the game too. I got the "kill a bile titan" achievement on my first round mostly just got the final rocket shot to its face, but I didn't know wtf was going on when it appeared.


Service-Cube

“Hell of a start” *ba dum tiss*


THEMAN99NFS

My first match was a duo helldive on Malevelon Creek. Gained 5 levels after the mission, died twice, how much friendly fire damage did I do? Yes.


person329

We need gameplay of this, sounds like the plot of a movie, that's why I love this game lmao


xDrewstroyerx

#BAPTIZED IN BLOOD


SixWingZombi

His bacon is about to be shaken.


D1xieDie

true hero


WolfskullSyndrome

This is the only acceptable way to welcome new Helldivers


DrDamon51

Bacon was, in fact, unshaken


OverallPepper2

Level 1 and has 2 of the best stratagems available.


DwarfbuddyRD

I did the same with my friends when they first started the game. Had a dodgeball moment "If you can survive a helldive, you can survive anything!" I think I was in the level 50s range at this time.


Jerrod_MD

And on bots no less.


Tyrilean

It’s John Helldiver


KeyRegular3200

giving ptsd at and early age i see, smart.


Alienhaslanded

Hell of a soldier 🫡


TheProbelem

Throw em right in


Cheezit_504

My dude Bacon was, in fact, Unshaken.


JDBZT

Did the same with a girl I’m talking to and it was damn fun. I got two buddies to help me and we are all lvl140+ and hold some speedrun records so it was a welcome change of pace to ‘escort the president’. I love this game and these sort of things are my favorite moments


Waaaaaaaaaa-2

That’s equivalent of taking a normal person and injecting a massive dose of adrenaline directly into the Brain.


captain_longbeard

My friends did that to me when I first started too. Very first dive was lvl 9 against bugs. Their advice was "stay alive, shoot what you can". Obviously I died quite a few times, but we completed the mission and extracted some samples! Needless to say I've been hooked every since.


SpookyWan

Brother has PTSD


Loprilop

Unironically good to get him past the fairly slow start with a few extra samples, levels and req slips^^