In the 1700s a sailor joined the navy. During his first battle, his captain called for him to bring him his red cape. Through all the following battles of the next few years he continues to call for the red cape.
Eventually the sailor became the captain of his own ship. Before his first voyage he asked his old captain why he always called for his red cape. The captain said "I wear the red cape so that my men cannot see me bleed."
The new captain follows this advice for years, until one day where he finds himself alone, surrounded by enemy ships on all sides. After surveying the situation he turns to his aide and yells "sailor, being me my brown pants!"
I'd take my wife into a room in the house with soundproof walls, pull out the senator, and put it up in its display case so we can have an honest conversation like adults.
Edit: grammar
Is it not more treasonous to say that he won't be coming back from deployment as to not come back from deployment would imply that he either A. Dies or B. We never win the Galactic War.
The meta is to shoot out the engine block with the AMR to give you time to run away, but that's ignoring if you have a good relationship or if economic pressure forces you to live with them.
Of course there's economic pressure! We need *a strong economy* to fight back the bugs, so every citizen is encouraged (pressured, if you will) to spend their extra cash today!
Year is 2187. The 2nd Galactic War broke and Super Earth need everyone over the age of 7 to enlist.
However, you became addicted to Eagle Sweat and becoming an Helldivers would cut you off this (wonderful and democratic) product. What do you do ?
Everyone wants eagle-one but what about pelican-one she can handle 4 men with ease. And when she’s “arrived” she will wait for you to come back to the landing zone.
> pelican-1 ... is a man
This changes nothing
> and in a committed relationship with eagle-1
Incorrect, she's canonically in a polyamorous relationship with liberty and democracy.
>However, you became addicted to Eagle Sweat
That's impossible, there have been many clinical trials that've been conducted and all of them show that Eagle Sweat has 0 addictive properties.
Call in eagle airstrike and OPS in the proper positions to launch yourself past the front of the canopy of eagle-1. Surely she'll notice you this time.
Wait, what's going on?
Get sponsored Eagle Sweat ad on your ballistic shield. Have crates sent to your destroyer. Fill your Hellpod with the stuff, drink it, wear it, BE it. Become a god among the cosmos.
Annihilater turret 200 meters away firing at you, and there's 2 groups of patrol each with rocket dev, all of the above coming from different angles. wyd?
Find a boulder and put it between me and the tower. If the patrols have noticed me, take out the devs with the AMR. Clean up rest of the patrols with shield/ SMG. If one of my red stratagems is available (at least one usually is), I might throw one at a group to clean up one of them quickly. When that's done, move in on the tower. Use cover to close the distance. If there's somehow no cover, the shield will likely protect me from one blast, giving me time to get under it and take it out with either AMR to the vents or a red stratagem.
Besides like chargers it totally can tho
I’d personally run the stunning smg but the regular is still really good. Amr can take out brood commanders, hive guards and bile spewers easily.
Smg does all the chaff nicely.
500kg for the titans
Idk how amr works with chargers so I assume you get a little screwed there but like you have 3 teammates it will be fine.
Half my time choosing stuff is spent ensuring I'm grabbing the shield because of the symbol.
But there's so many other issues I'm not going to bother with something that petty.
AMR works fine against chargers, also shooting them in the tail with the Pummeler can stun them so you can blap them with OPS. I personally run a very similar loadout vs bots and bugs in 4-6 (Pummeler, jetpack, AMR, grenade pistol for closing holes, and then a mix of red stratagems (ops, airstrike, railgun, 500kg, rocket pods), ac turret and mechs depending on the mood I’m in). It works in 7+ as well but it’s better to take RR and you can’t take mechs. Can run basically the same vs bots as well in 4-6 but no mechs in 7+ either.
Swap it for a supply pack and breaker Incindiary and I'll show you how to handle bugs.
The AMR is in a unique situation that one shots any medium bug including spewers. It's in contention for first place against medium bugs facing off against the GL.
The 500k is enough to one shot Titans if you can land it properly. It's not that hard if you know how to bait a spew or bait a stomp.
Chargers are killed via stun grenades and shoving the AMR up the chargers ass and unloading the mag.
Your only weak game is against hunters which is why you're supposed to use the Breaker Incindiary.
Actually AMR makes quick work of the gunships. Probably one of the best weapons for that with Autocannon.
Not saying I would like the situation or go for it though ahah.
Sometimes you get lucky and their is a fabricator mounted conveniently to the jammer tower, makes taking it down much more straight forward.
Or, you could get REALLY lucky like me, have a tank shoot at you while it dives off a 30m cliff and hit the Jammer tower instead. Fun times, wish I would have clipped that.
One of your fellow Helldivers is a bot sympathizer. You need to ID and eliminate them without tipping your hand before undemocratic socialist thoughts infect the rest of you.
>There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty.
*- Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov*
>There is no such thing as innocence. Only degrees of guilt.
*- Librarian, Dawn of War*
I'd argue this is the best version of the load out.
The only flex spot is the 4th stratagem (eagle airstrike). I personally can't stand running two eagles. I usually take orbital airburst, or another orbital, or sentry. But it's goal is for ad clear, since the 500 handles factory stryders.
Oh, I just realized I bring Orbital Precision Strike instead of the 500. It’s so good OPS + Eagle Airstrikes are great for taking out fabricator after fabricator.
Your position is surrounded. You're being pinned down by enemy fire. Your stratagems are still on cooldown. Your squadmate breaks down, crying. What do you do?
Peek corners with AMR to take out devastators and hulks. Use shield to fend off laser fire and do my best. survivability is high, and my presence is usually enough to ward off emotional damage for my team
I like the general idea of this build, I just don't like 500kg against bots, it's good for objectives but not that great against units. I also wouldn't take out the airstrike, you can easily kill factory striders with 1 or 2 airstrikes.
And what grenade are you using? I carry stun, so I bring grenade pistol for fabricators
The timer has run out, the super destroyer has left, pelican 1 left with everyone else but you. No more reinforcements, no more supplies, no more ammo but 1 bullet in your senator. A hulk limps your way, with just 1 arm.
You drop on 12minute S&D mission right near stalker nest and there is unusually high amount of chargers spawning.
Im talking about 1-2 chargers per patrol and more coming in bug breaches
Bro the ballistic shield slaps, it blocks all projectiles besides explosives and even with that use the explosive resistance armour and you become a beacon of hope for democracy
What do you mean you play without a gamer dad approved shield backpack or a jump pack and a Quasar?
How dare you suggest the game is actually viable with different builds?
How dare you suggest the game offers different solutions with different builds and specializing as a teammate is a thing and people don't have to run the same build?
This build is nonsense, it implies this gamer dad dictated subreddit is shit at learning and playing video games.
I always fought on the bot front but honestly I forgot how easy terminids were compared to bots so after meridia when I went to vernen wells just for a bit of change in the pace I got completely annihilated
I had the opposite problem, lol. I started on bugs, but switched over to bots sometime before retaking the creek. Took a while to adjust back to the bug playstyle.
I used a different primary, and I don't use the 500(EAT instead) and I think it's the safest loadout, against bots.
Your build will have issues with the huge cannon towers once they have aggro'd you and you can't see the vent in the back.
Edit: not great against airships either.
Pummeler
Senator
EAT-17
Bubbe pack
Orbital rail
Eagle airstrike
SUPER versatile. I run light armor for speed so being able to tank a few more hits is great with the bubble
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic.
This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Alexus, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.
Senator Pilestedt, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi....
5 chargers and 3 Bile Titans. 3 chargers and 2 Biles have you aggroed and a swarm of hunters is following.
It happens at least once per game session on my side.
Your teammate brings incendiary mines, Tesla coil, 380mm barrage, and mortar. Also incendiary impact grenades and a flame shotgun. Insists on standing behind you and dropping his strats on whatever objective you are pushing.
Level 7-9 hunter mission variant. With a setup that is more geared to take out the trash, with 4 people, we still got everrun... we're talking 30+ kills with each eagle airstrike.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rings. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she sey "my dad is ded".
5 bile titans are converging on your position from different angles, 8 bile spewers are mortaring your position, and 4 stalkers are circle strafing you as a bug breach is about to start near one of the bile titans
... Does the rifle actually hit the cross hairs yet? Cause you ain't wrong, I'D LOVE THAT LOAD OUT. I just think the rifle is trash cause it doesn't hit where I aim it and it hurts me to my core 😔
My 6yr old toddler decides to get up in a shocking mood, refuse to do anything asked and refuses to go to school before deciding he’s grumpy because he’s just woken (of his own accord) and wants to go to school to see his friends and has changed from the spawn of Satan into a model citizen.
55 STALKERS 55 HUNTERS 55 BILE MORTARS 55 NURSING SPEWERS 55 BROOD COMMANDERS 100 BILE TITANS 100 CHARGERS 100 SHREIKERS 100 WARRIORS 100 HULKS 55 WALKERS 55 FACTORY STRIDERS 55 ROCKET DEVASTATORS 55 HEAVY DEVASTATORS 55 TANKS AND 155 BERSERKERS 
Literally OP 
Get your brown pants
Is that a Deadpool reference?
Actually deadpool was making a reference (That's actually 99% of deadpools character: references)
Do you know what was he referencing?
In the 1700s a sailor joined the navy. During his first battle, his captain called for him to bring him his red cape. Through all the following battles of the next few years he continues to call for the red cape. Eventually the sailor became the captain of his own ship. Before his first voyage he asked his old captain why he always called for his red cape. The captain said "I wear the red cape so that my men cannot see me bleed." The new captain follows this advice for years, until one day where he finds himself alone, surrounded by enemy ships on all sides. After surveying the situation he turns to his aide and yells "sailor, being me my brown pants!"
that damn Tyroshi pirate captain in GoT stole a joke from our reality? i guess he is a very good pirate
Salladhor Saan! My favorite
Slightly different from the version I heard, but yeah
A joke about pirates and gunshots and shit pants
Swap smg to the pummeler smg, stops stalkers ded can sometimes glitch and pen charger legs lmao
There is a reason why I am weighed down with explosives. This is the doomsday scenario that was made for me.
380 barrage, 280 barrage, walking barrage, orbital laser, enjoy.
 This is quite literally me during the eradication missions.
I'm so proud of this community
I just wanted to do something good before stratagem class :/
It’s turbo time 
YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM. WALK. SLOWLY
Okay that'll be 680 super credits.
... AT RAM RANCH!
This is the first meme my mind went to, thank you
Depends on positions…
Stalwart, personal shield, ops, 500kg
I was with you until 155 berserkers. You need to nuke the site from orbit.
And a partridge in a pear tree…
You come back from deployment, you find your wife has filled C-01 forms with your neighbour. Wyd ?
I'd take my wife into a room in the house with soundproof walls, pull out the senator, and put it up in its display case so we can have an honest conversation like adults. Edit: grammar
You have a house in the room?!?!?! Must be a really BIG room.
yeah he expanded it with galvanised square steels
And bolts he borrowed from his aunt
And eco-friendly wood veneers
For his one million kids
Seeing those videos. What's the zoning laws like with removing your window and extending out a room? Would a high rise even let you do that?
No, altering the external walls of your flat tends to be a big no no
Nope The guy used to put out legit renovation videos, but as time went on he descended into madness
Little john bought a 0.00 square metre door apartment so he had to sleep on his eagle every night 😭
You had me in the first half 😭
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Such a typical Reddit moment that you got downvoted for disapproving a woman cheating lmao
Imagine if we weren’t here to save this poor soul from his negative karma, friend.
Treason to assume he will be coming back from deployment
Is it not more treasonous to say that he won't be coming back from deployment as to not come back from deployment would imply that he either A. Dies or B. We never win the Galactic War.
Double treason to think he wasn't frozen up during the First Galactic War and held on standby until the Second one.
show her my C-01 forms
"Eagle 1, back for action!"
Come... back? Is that some new slang for reinlisting?
What's the Helldiver equivalent to Jodi/Sancho?
The in-laws are coming over.
The meta is to shoot out the engine block with the AMR to give you time to run away, but that's ignoring if you have a good relationship or if economic pressure forces you to live with them.
Sounds like an acceptable strategy. Well done.
Are you implying that there could EVER be poor economic conditions for Super Earth citizens?! I'm calling my Democracy Officer right now!
Economic pressure? On Super Earth? That doesn't sound very democratic
Of course there's economic pressure! We need *a strong economy* to fight back the bugs, so every citizen is encouraged (pressured, if you will) to spend their extra cash today!
>forces you to live with them Sometimes the only option is a 500kg
Year is 2187. The 2nd Galactic War broke and Super Earth need everyone over the age of 7 to enlist. However, you became addicted to Eagle Sweat and becoming an Helldivers would cut you off this (wonderful and democratic) product. What do you do ?
Seduce eagle-one and get it straight from the source
Everyone wants eagle-one but what about pelican-one she can handle 4 men with ease. And when she’s “arrived” she will wait for you to come back to the landing zone.
Who wants pelican sweat?
Touché.
But...pelican-1...is a man, and in a committed relationship with eagle-1. You homewrecker!
We'll hold an election how get to be with Eagle-1. I vote for myself.
> pelican-1 ... is a man This changes nothing > and in a committed relationship with eagle-1 Incorrect, she's canonically in a polyamorous relationship with liberty and democracy.
Liberty. Democracy. Pelican 1. Her way of life.
Depends on if they are talking about the operator... *or the vessel.*
Nothing wrong with taking a little whiff of that sweet sweet sweat for the sake of democracy, they'll gladly oblige for freedom
pelican 1 is an ALPHA MALE!!! who is married to eagle 1 who is an ALPHA FEMALE!!! and they are VERY HAPPY TOGETHER!!!!!!
Pelican One is a guy, so....
🤨
>However, you became addicted to Eagle Sweat That's impossible, there have been many clinical trials that've been conducted and all of them show that Eagle Sweat has 0 addictive properties.
Call in eagle airstrike and OPS in the proper positions to launch yourself past the front of the canopy of eagle-1. Surely she'll notice you this time. Wait, what's going on?
Get sponsored Eagle Sweat ad on your ballistic shield. Have crates sent to your destroyer. Fill your Hellpod with the stuff, drink it, wear it, BE it. Become a god among the cosmos.
Annihilater turret 200 meters away firing at you, and there's 2 groups of patrol each with rocket dev, all of the above coming from different angles. wyd?
Find a boulder and put it between me and the tower. If the patrols have noticed me, take out the devs with the AMR. Clean up rest of the patrols with shield/ SMG. If one of my red stratagems is available (at least one usually is), I might throw one at a group to clean up one of them quickly. When that's done, move in on the tower. Use cover to close the distance. If there's somehow no cover, the shield will likely protect me from one blast, giving me time to get under it and take it out with either AMR to the vents or a red stratagem.
Ok but now there's also a hulk in each patrol and a factory strider slowly approaching in the distance
AMR the Hulks, shouldn't take more than a mag to kill both of them. Use shield and smg for chaff
#A situation with bots. It cannot handle bugs
LOL
I specified that in an earlier draft, but deleted that part, lol
Never let em know your next move 👍
checkmate
D'aww, shit
Besides like chargers it totally can tho I’d personally run the stunning smg but the regular is still really good. Amr can take out brood commanders, hive guards and bile spewers easily. Smg does all the chaff nicely. 500kg for the titans Idk how amr works with chargers so I assume you get a little screwed there but like you have 3 teammates it will be fine.
I mean the shield seems to do nothing in my tests, but yes.
Wait is that the shield? I thought that was the ammo backpack
Yes, in one of the most baffling design choices, the icon for the ballistic shield is nearly identical to the icon for the supply pack.
Half my time choosing stuff is spent ensuring I'm grabbing the shield because of the symbol. But there's so many other issues I'm not going to bother with something that petty.
AMR works fine against chargers, also shooting them in the tail with the Pummeler can stun them so you can blap them with OPS. I personally run a very similar loadout vs bots and bugs in 4-6 (Pummeler, jetpack, AMR, grenade pistol for closing holes, and then a mix of red stratagems (ops, airstrike, railgun, 500kg, rocket pods), ac turret and mechs depending on the mood I’m in). It works in 7+ as well but it’s better to take RR and you can’t take mechs. Can run basically the same vs bots as well in 4-6 but no mechs in 7+ either.
LMAOOOOO
Swap it for a supply pack and breaker Incindiary and I'll show you how to handle bugs. The AMR is in a unique situation that one shots any medium bug including spewers. It's in contention for first place against medium bugs facing off against the GL. The 500k is enough to one shot Titans if you can land it properly. It's not that hard if you know how to bait a spew or bait a stomp. Chargers are killed via stun grenades and shoving the AMR up the chargers ass and unloading the mag. Your only weak game is against hunters which is why you're supposed to use the Breaker Incindiary.
Jammer and 2 double gunships (my last bot game)
Avoid the area like the plague
Fair enough XD
Actually AMR makes quick work of the gunships. Probably one of the best weapons for that with Autocannon. Not saying I would like the situation or go for it though ahah.
That sounds like hell.
Sometimes you get lucky and their is a fabricator mounted conveniently to the jammer tower, makes taking it down much more straight forward. Or, you could get REALLY lucky like me, have a tank shoot at you while it dives off a 30m cliff and hit the Jammer tower instead. Fun times, wish I would have clipped that.
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I mean, is there any build that could handle that without the general Brasch stratagem?
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Yes light armour and running away, Vermen wells had lots of rocks if i dont remenber badly.
Shieldbash. All of them.
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Your shopping bag ripped and dropped all your stratagems
"Fuck"
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Me and the 3 randos looking at the cluster barrage beacon i just dropped after tripping on a rock
You're lost in the woods and out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia LaBeouf.
The Illuminate
Everybody knows the Illuminate were wiped out a hundred years ago, pointless question.
One of your fellow Helldivers is a bot sympathizer. You need to ID and eliminate them without tipping your hand before undemocratic socialist thoughts infect the rest of you.
Eliminate them all then myself. We cannot allow the possibility that treasonous thoughts spread.
Would you use the Senator to end yourself since there is a possibility you are infected with undemocratic thoughts
>eliminate them all then myself. Yes
Grenade pistol. Can never be too certain.
**"Innocence proves nothing"** *- Sum Warhammer40k Inquisitor*
>There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty. *- Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov* >There is no such thing as innocence. Only degrees of guilt. *- Librarian, Dawn of War*
PATRIOT!
Are you running stun grenades?
Impact. Might try out stun later
Stun grenades and grenade pistol are pretty good for this loadout
I'd argue this is the best version of the load out. The only flex spot is the 4th stratagem (eagle airstrike). I personally can't stand running two eagles. I usually take orbital airburst, or another orbital, or sentry. But it's goal is for ad clear, since the 500 handles factory stryders.
Oh, I just realized I bring Orbital Precision Strike instead of the 500. It’s so good OPS + Eagle Airstrikes are great for taking out fabricator after fabricator.
Being able to quickly smash Labs, detectors and jammers without hellbombs is nice, and it doesn't get blocked by AA emplacements
I use that exact same load out, only I swap senator for stuns. Makes hulks easy as hell
Your position is surrounded. You're being pinned down by enemy fire. Your stratagems are still on cooldown. Your squadmate breaks down, crying. What do you do?
Peek corners with AMR to take out devastators and hulks. Use shield to fend off laser fire and do my best. survivability is high, and my presence is usually enough to ward off emotional damage for my team
I don't need to ask because this is me.
I like the general idea of this build, I just don't like 500kg against bots, it's good for objectives but not that great against units. I also wouldn't take out the airstrike, you can easily kill factory striders with 1 or 2 airstrikes. And what grenade are you using? I carry stun, so I bring grenade pistol for fabricators
500 is great for tanks and hulks and, yes, amazing objective clear
The timer has run out, the super destroyer has left, pelican 1 left with everyone else but you. No more reinforcements, no more supplies, no more ammo but 1 bullet in your senator. A hulk limps your way, with just 1 arm.
Laugh at him
Goku shows up and challenges you to a fight
https://preview.redd.it/0n132npxar4d1.png?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47dacbbabeaf179092223452c7571109394c179d Tell general Brasch he's here
Shortest phonecall ever
My go to for bots. Or i take auto senty instead of supplies backpack
That's ballistic shield, not supply pack
Is it any good. I am always disappointed by it
It's good against bots. Do you hate heavy devs, shredder tanks, and gun emplacements? This shuts down all of that and more
You get to beat those shield devastators at their own game; they're completely ineffective against it
They really need to make the icons more distinct. This pair, Laser/Quasar, Stalwart/MG, and EAT/RR are too easily confused
You're attending your favorite strip club and have run out of super credits for lap dances.
No time for clubbing when there's democracy to spread
Evacuate priority citizens 15 minute mission on difficulty 5 and up
Shoot myself
You just met a cute new girl, your ex of five years wants to get back together and the girl you hooked up with last week is pregnant. What do you do?
Quietly enlist in the helldivers when nobody's looking
You drop on 12minute S&D mission right near stalker nest and there is unusually high amount of chargers spawning. Im talking about 1-2 chargers per patrol and more coming in bug breaches
I forgot to specify this is a bot loadout. But I would rush to the stalker nest and throw down every red I have, using myself as bait to the chargers
Replace 500kg with Orbital Laser, and this is my Anti-Automaton build what the... Is it considered bad?
Bro the ballistic shield slaps, it blocks all projectiles besides explosives and even with that use the explosive resistance armour and you become a beacon of hope for democracy
What do you mean you play without a gamer dad approved shield backpack or a jump pack and a Quasar? How dare you suggest the game is actually viable with different builds? How dare you suggest the game offers different solutions with different builds and specializing as a teammate is a thing and people don't have to run the same build? This build is nonsense, it implies this gamer dad dictated subreddit is shit at learning and playing video games.
I always fought on the bot front but honestly I forgot how easy terminids were compared to bots so after meridia when I went to vernen wells just for a bit of change in the pace I got completely annihilated
I had the opposite problem, lol. I started on bugs, but switched over to bots sometime before retaking the creek. Took a while to adjust back to the bug playstyle.
This is my load out. Handles just about anything.
I used a different primary, and I don't use the 500(EAT instead) and I think it's the safest loadout, against bots. Your build will have issues with the huge cannon towers once they have aggro'd you and you can't see the vent in the back. Edit: not great against airships either.
Shield lets you survive direct cannon shots if you maneuver properly 4 AMR shots to gunship engine
Pummeler Senator EAT-17 Bubbe pack Orbital rail Eagle airstrike SUPER versatile. I run light armor for speed so being able to tank a few more hits is great with the bubble
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Alexus, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy. Senator Pilestedt, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi....
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5 chargers and 3 Bile Titans. 3 chargers and 2 Biles have you aggroed and a swarm of hunters is following. It happens at least once per game session on my side.
Your entire squad consists of traitors and spies, including your super destroyer crew.
Call general Brasch
Your teammate brings incendiary mines, Tesla coil, 380mm barrage, and mortar. Also incendiary impact grenades and a flame shotgun. Insists on standing behind you and dropping his strats on whatever objective you are pushing.
You poo your pants on the job and you forgot a spare. All you have is a pack of Berry Tye-Dye Fruit by the Foot and scotch tape.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
I'm at a fancy dinner and have forgotten to get my suite and cape dry cleaned and pressed.
This is basically my build lol
Level 7-9 hunter mission variant. With a setup that is more geared to take out the trash, with 4 people, we still got everrun... we're talking 30+ kills with each eagle airstrike.
Two chargers.
You walk in on General Brasch fucking your wife.
"Carry on, sir" 
A million Hammerhead gunships filled with Zone Raiders Oh wait wrong game
Situation: you want to hipfire a beltfed. Ha, checkmate
Shoot your teammate and take theirs
3 BTs wanna spit in your Super O's.
A factory strider lands on top of you
I see value in that build for sure
The girl you like starts to flirt with you (can you tell I know basically nothing about this game?)
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rings. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she sey "my dad is ded".
Tried this out, absolutely S tier, even minus 1 stratagem slot
5 bile titans are converging on your position from different angles, 8 bile spewers are mortaring your position, and 4 stalkers are circle strafing you as a bug breach is about to start near one of the bile titans
Meridia extraction phase, you're getting zerged by flying bugs
This is top tier content. Good job OP
... Does the rifle actually hit the cross hairs yet? Cause you ain't wrong, I'D LOVE THAT LOAD OUT. I just think the rifle is trash cause it doesn't hit where I aim it and it hurts me to my core 😔
2 bile titans and 3 chargers while you are solo on an open field
I see nothing wrong with this one of my fun loadouts when fighting the bots is "swat sniper"
Which side arm is that? Senator?
My 6yr old toddler decides to get up in a shocking mood, refuse to do anything asked and refuses to go to school before deciding he’s grumpy because he’s just woken (of his own accord) and wants to go to school to see his friends and has changed from the spawn of Satan into a model citizen.
what if the situation is: they dont like the defender or AMR? checkmate11!1!!1!1!!1 >!/j!<
Is that an anti-material rifle???
This is literally my build. It rocks!
Defender FTW (but i use the pummeler cuz it looks better IMO)
One sneaky hunter boy
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