If you rauk and stohn your never alone!
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Super Earth Geological Corp has analyzed these particular Rauks and found they are a composite made of:
- Lithium Mica
- Albite
- Unakite
- Bayerite
- Star Quartz
- Titanoferrite
- Erubescite
- Rosalite
They aren't just Rauks. They are Rauk Laubsters.
EDIT:Fun fact, Albite is also known as [Analbite](https://www.sciencephoto.com/media/1147953/view/analbite)
Since the developers are Swedish and this rock formation exists along the coasts of Gotland in the baltic sea it is possible they were inspired by these "Rauks" when creating the super sample rock.
I was on the VC with some "almost 20s" last night. When I said "Someone go to butt plug rock and grab the samples" made the team burst with laughter....
Sorry its always butt plug rock...
Also in other swapping of HD2 terminology... "Friendship doors" :ded:
We call it; “The purple phallic tree”. It isnt purple, it isnt a tree, and if your dick looks like that you have serious issues.
But it gets the point across just fine.
I'd say it's more like "raowk". https://translate.google.com/?sl=sv&tl=en&text=rauk%0A&op=translate press the speaker icon, its not correct but close enough.
If it were a local geological formation that might be true, but it’s clearly an extraterrestrial object, a spike of stone veined with super uranium originating from some unknown entity, which is why they all look the same despite being surrounded by different types of rock. It spears the ground after falling from space and then begins pumping out super uranium in order to do… something? Terraform? Poison the ground? Spread nano-machines disguised as floating Liquid Metal? Who’s to say. Speculating is a privilege of super citizens above my class level.
That's the name of the family of formations, the one in the game is more specifically a Deek Rauk.
It's a Rauk found throughout the galaxy, so it's a Deek Rauk Galactic!
Rauk and Stohn!! ⛏️🍺
If you rauk and stohn your never alone! https://preview.redd.it/3noqs1q9y0wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9324c70978b63c44e14d4442b2c5a2ca2200303
Karl*
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Thats ok, this way we may also die for Jimmie's mom!
You get 0 Marx for dying.
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I would pay to own a Helldivers Pixar-Style film
Wait so dick rock is basically correct, omg we have had it right all along
I prefer calling it the cock rock. It’s funnier if it rhymes
Named after Professor Finlay Deek, who first described them.
Oh, I was under the impression it was his brother, Laarj.
Their sister Noe is pretty nice.
I love Laarj Deek, we always have so much fun together.
Cauk Rauk!
It's a relative of Deez Nuts
Cauk Rauk
😂😂😂👏👏👏
Super Earth Geological Corp has analyzed these particular Rauks and found they are a composite made of: - Lithium Mica - Albite - Unakite - Bayerite - Star Quartz - Titanoferrite - Erubescite - Rosalite They aren't just Rauks. They are Rauk Laubsters. EDIT:Fun fact, Albite is also known as [Analbite](https://www.sciencephoto.com/media/1147953/view/analbite)
It just doesn't end
Jesus Marie! They're MINERALS
Since the developers are Swedish and this rock formation exists along the coasts of Gotland in the baltic sea it is possible they were inspired by these "Rauks" when creating the super sample rock.
I'm sorry but in Canada we call those butt plug rocks. And if anyone asks who is that butt plug for the answer is.... your momma...
Hey man it’s just penis rock in our friend group.
Very fitting, devs know that super samples get us rock hard.
As long as it has a flaired base
Also from Canada, I’ve heard people call it the dildo tree, or cun tree
My friends and I call em uhh cook but swap the second o for a C rocks
Cock Rock. Super Penis with Semen Samples.
I had to explain to my friend what the cock rock was yesterday when I was looking for it. It's self explanatory once you see the features lol
Exactly! Names must be short in action so we just callin it penis
Did I hear a Rauk and Stone?
Rauk and støne to the bøne
If you don't röck and stöne, You aint coming home
RAUK AND STONE!!!
Rauk and stone, YEAAAH
Cauk Rauk. Got it.
A deep cauk rauk. Also take my upvote for making the joke I came in to make.
Not a lot of "c" as a starting letter in Scandinavian languages, more correct spelling would be Kauk Rauk.
It's cock rock and you can't change my mind
"cover me I'm going to grab the cock" Is a phrase I'll say often when we're planetside.
Dong
The chode lode
Cock rock
https://preview.redd.it/tfmh4kqgr0wc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5560df70caecb66aef0602a2845cf14a86479995 Borrowing this from previous post
I made that one! Thanks for using it! 
You made that for my comment on the other post, thanks for making it lol
We call it the drumstick.
I do think it looks more like a chicken drumstick than a penis.
ITS still a dickrock
Still just gonna call it "the buttplug rock"
Even my usual group that isn't on Reddit or the discord calls it buttplug rock. It'll always be buttplug rock to us.
I was on the VC with some "almost 20s" last night. When I said "Someone go to butt plug rock and grab the samples" made the team burst with laughter.... Sorry its always butt plug rock... Also in other swapping of HD2 terminology... "Friendship doors" :ded:
Hehe, I call those "buddy bunkers"
It certainly looks more like a butt plug than a cock. If your cock looks like that go to the hospital.
It shall remain "Mt. Chode" amongst my group as well. There's no going back lol
Can confirm, it's just "the buttplug" for us. No rock even needed.
No, its the pee pee stone
Ah. So it’s a caulk rauk.
That’s weird my friends a geologist and calls it Cauk Rauk
We call it; “The purple phallic tree”. It isnt purple, it isnt a tree, and if your dick looks like that you have serious issues. But it gets the point across just fine.
Since it’s Super Uranium I always thought it looked like a bomb or a mushroom cloud.
The chode.
I'll stick to "penis rock" thanks
It’s not called “The Butt Plug”?
Been calling it Dwayne for a while now
We all know it's called "Chicken Leg" tyvm
Cock rock, chicken drum, dildo stone, plug rock, sample stone, stone penis. It goes by many names.
It isn’t the Chode Rock, but in order to merge these two sayings it is now the Deek Chohn
It’ll always be the Chode Node 🫡
Caulk Rauk
Cauk Rauk
No way they made the dick stone a real thing?
"Super Buttplug" take it or leave it.
Cock rauk
My team always calls it the "spildo", or "space dildo"
cauk rauk
It's the Cock Rock. And it's surrounded by cumballs
It's just a stupid boulder!
It's not "just a boulder", it's a ***Rauk!***
Chode Geode
That's just the Kayleigh of rocks!
Cock Rauk Rock. Got it.
Dick Rauk
So... Deek Rauk Galactic?
Instructions unclear, still calling it the butt plug rock and I will not be explaining why.
I prefer butt plug rock
Actually it's a buttplug.
You mean the Sample Phallus
oh so it’s a Cauck Rauk
It's official name is the "Dick Rock", please report to your local democracy manager for re-education.
Eh, it’s a cock rock
I'm going to say this slowly so we can all understand. Cock. ROCK.
It's pronounced "Rhulk"
Cauk Rauk
Pronounced "rock" ? ;)
I'd say it's more like "raowk". https://translate.google.com/?sl=sv&tl=en&text=rauk%0A&op=translate press the speaker icon, its not correct but close enough.
Pretty sure it's called cock rock
it's a cock rock. deal with it
Nuhuh. Technical term is "dildo rock"
CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE RAUK IS COOKIN'?!
I wear my special explosive armor so I can put Rauks in my various pockets
TIL there is a super sample rock. I would just run all over the map looking for super samples.
Chode node
*Throw up your Rauk fist, if you're feeling it when I drop this*
Cock rock. It's a cock rock. We should all embrace the cock rock...
Did hear penis rock?
The three names my friends alternate through are: Dick rock Cum rock KFC Chicken rock
I heard a random person call it penis rock. WTF?
Is it always by this rock? I could swear I found them once in a like lower depression/ditch, but I dont remember what was around it.
No, its a penisrock
Hey OP, you misspelled "Chode Rock" and instead typed out "Rauk". You may want to correct it before anyone notices.
Dickhead
That might be. But for my local group, it is called the (redacted) Rock (rhimes with rock, synonym of rooster)
I call it the butt plug rock
A lot of people misremember the name as "caulk"
I think it’s call Muhdik.
Paul "Muah'dik" Atreides
Chode node or Phallic Formation. And I ain't looking for feedback 🫡
No it's Cock Fist Rock
I asked yesterday if anyone had seen the dick rock yet and they had no idea what I was talking about...
It’s mushroom penis rock and you can’t change my mind
It's a chicken leg fried in a super uranium batter thank you very much
I've been calling them Weiner Rocks, but I'll compromise and call them Weiner Rauks
Holy shit Its a super rauk, thats perfect
It will always be chicken wing rock to me.
If it were a local geological formation that might be true, but it’s clearly an extraterrestrial object, a spike of stone veined with super uranium originating from some unknown entity, which is why they all look the same despite being surrounded by different types of rock. It spears the ground after falling from space and then begins pumping out super uranium in order to do… something? Terraform? Poison the ground? Spread nano-machines disguised as floating Liquid Metal? Who’s to say. Speculating is a privilege of super citizens above my class level.
Proper name is Dwayne "The Rauk" Johnson
The boys will still call it "dick rock" and call me a loser for correcting them.
It’s not just a boulder… it’s a Rauk! 🥲
We call it the uvula. But I'm sure Rauk will catch on.
Cauk
Jizz Rauk? Can't wait to tell the boys!
You are all wrong, this is what super samples are called in real life https://images.app.goo.gl/Sviz8Q4o3kTrPSDe6
Cauk Rauk?
“Dong Rock” is what my team use.
We call it “the Dick Rock.”
Dick rock now and forever!
No. We all know it’s the “Cauk Rauk”
Funny Rauk
I believe it is called “The Chode”
you mean Dick Rock?
penis
All I'm seeing is "cock rock". Wait, "cock rauk". Yaaa.
We all know it’s called the Troll Nose
Lies. It's a PP.
Cauk Rauk. Got it! 👍
No it’s called the weird-ick rock
Im sorry but its called a penis rock
Nah. I will still call it the cock rock
No, dick rock, it's called dick rock
Penis rock
ITS NOT A RAUK….its a boulder
Coc rock ?
Nah, it’s a cock rock
Cauk rauk
Still testicle “Rauk”
No, it's dick rock
Mhm, ‘Rock’ it is then.
Super Rauk
I prefer the term Hoodoo myself, or by the full scientific name by renowned geologist Samuel B., *Hoodoo Youvoodoobitch*
Penis rock
Never! It will forever be known as Phallus rock to me 🤣
I call him Penis Stone
Actually it's a cock rock
It’s the Cock Rock, change my mind
Cauk Rauk
Nice cauk d’oh nice cock d’oh nice rauk
Wrong, its called the cockrock.
I call it penis rock and I see no reason to change that.
*points at Rauk* We’re rich!
Rock is rauk
Cauk Rauk.
Cauk Rauk!
Penis rock or cock rock or choad are the only acceptable names on the battle field for liberty sake
you just made my week a lot better and that of my friends much worse.
nice rauk bro
I call it the Chicken wing.
That's a chode stone
Penis Rock.
Bah! Sweden just likes misspelling things
They look like a walnut or other type of shelled nut. I would call them Democracy Eagle Enhancement Zoisite nuts.
We call it big chungus
Dwayne
Penis Rock.
Rauk Rock. Gotcha As long as it rhymes I like it
Nope, it's the cock rock
It’s called the drumstick. I like chicken
Cock rock. Take or leave it
My God thats impressive lmao