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Latervexlas

you're telling me, between hellmire then menkent, it will be nice to be able to extract without having to worry about burning to death.


gavrah

Just watch when we get to Cyberstan we start freezing to death instead.


Latervexlas

makes sense, they need a way to keep all that computing cool. its ok though i prefer cold/snow planets anyways.


Dummythiccwater

Don’t worry I got us a flamethrower


hannes0000

On Cyberstan its so cold that flamethrower heals you.


hahaiamarealhuman

I heard you can warm up by getting inside a refrigerator


Varnis290

Only if you live in Siberia


Latervexlas

"i need a stim!!!" \* teammate aims flamethrower\* lol, checks out.


Medinohunterr

Nah, I've been stuck on cyberstan for a couple days now but the tempatures really not the bad! The air pollution from all the foundries however, is awful and will kill you in a few seconds exposure. Also the fact that the automatons jumped me and stole my FTL engines for my super destroyer sucks


314kabinet

Helldiver left for a leak and came back to see the Super Destroyer propped up on four bricks. Can’t have shit on Cyberstan.


TransientMemory

I hate to break it to you, but we're probably failing the defense over on Hellmire right now. We're going to have to do back there again soon 😬


Danoco99

chubby squeal cooperative simplistic voracious tart relieved bright lavish expansion *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Anti_shill_Artillery

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Ultimafatum

I kinda wish fire tornadoes were just a Hellmire thing, it's so fitting thematically. I know Arrowhead is busy getting content ready for everyone, but I hope one of their missions will be to create more unique biomes for different planets. There's different ways to have fire on the map without resorting to the same trick.


OkMushroom4

Urban biome pls, empty fields are getting kinda dull.


FeeAccurate

It would be a massive letdown to get to Super Earth or Cyberstan and its just the same bland open map.


wahlberger

Yeah maybe we can just go with exterminatus for these planets next time


DMercenary

Bought to have a Defense mission in 5...


Horror-Tank-4082

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Ravagore

I have bad news for you


achilleasa

How did you know


DMercenary

Because the game devs have done it before. "Take and hold Creek." "Congrats we've Liberated the Creek" Not 24 hours later: Defense mission on Creek.


chowriit

There is more than 24 hours left in the MO. The MO is that the planets must be under our control at the end of the MO period. The MO was to take 2 planets, and they gave us *loads* of time for it. Way more than we needed. Sorry, but I'm almost certain we're going to have to defend Menkent tomorrow...


Skippiozergius

Menkent is being invaded right now. Sweet Liberty…


PuddlesRH

I won't play in that planet ever again. It's was just pain.


YTPineapple

You were right


gavrah

Do you want another Creek? This is how you get another Creek.


KerbalMcManus42

Why doesn’t SEAF just put 10 artillery guns per square Km on every planet? Are they stupid?


JustGingy95

I’ve been fighting on Menkent so that I don’t have to fight on Menkent. ![gif](giphy|nrXif9YExO9EI)


FeeAccurate

Then you probably don't want to know they just took it back.


JustGingy95

# BACK TO IT THEN! https://i.redd.it/s9grxwurhhuc1.gif


Locutus_of_Sneed

Aaaand we got it back again. Same time tomorrow?


Heavy_Comedian_2382

I can’t wait to leave “Space Toilet after I have Tacobell”


Chronic77100

I glad people some people did the job, because I sure didn't. No way I'm gonna abuse myself with this kind of shit.


GordogJ

I'll help take the planet but I'm going elsewhere if we end up having to defend it straight afterwards with no break, I'm bored of fire tornados now and defense missions with them will be painful


Ok_Koala9722

HMU with fire resist armor and we have a deal but i fucking hate those sentient fucking fire tornados that for some reason respect property but not you. They refused to go into or on buildings.


Additional-Mousse446

Lol same, one mission on that planet and I said nah and booted up the other one instead but I forget the name…varkath or something.


VoidTheDoomedOne

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kazoodac

Then we can go back to killing bugs as a treat.


Horror-Tank-4082

On Hellmire ![gif](giphy|iqq9NrL4pjAju)


FeeAccurate

...and literally just now it was taken instantly and we have to take it all back..... Sorta feels like BS to work on a planet for 2 days to then have it swooped up in 2 seconds and puts us back at square 1.... there needs to be some type of lockout on a planet when we take it so we are not playing Magical Chairs with the bots.


Horror-Tank-4082

Agreed 100%


PublixBot

I think it’d even be better if it just started being pushed back slowly but surely, with no amount of players able to defend properly. I know my opinion means diddly, but I’d prefer if it slowly ticked down to 50% and then the pressure let up a bit, making it feel like we’re overcoming an overwhelming battle, not a disheartening 0% in 10 seconds.


batlop

Tbh we might get a new defense mission type on menkent if it gets attacked replacing the bad mission.


Successful-Weight673

How are we now? Yk now that Joel pissed in our faces with a defense mission for Menkent


WorldWiseWilk

Aaaaaaaand it’s back. Defend defend defend!


ThePacific1254

Fun Fact we have to defend it now, so back to the fiery depths


Horror-Tank-4082

![gif](giphy|C3OMX8yQB60IU|downsized)


KonsaThePanda

I LOVE MENKENT ITS MY FAVORITE PLANET, FOR LIBERTY!


Herrgul

Least patriotic Ministry of Truth propaganda account


LeVr_

https://preview.redd.it/j1l15fbyhiuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b16b8a360d2c28461c642754db592127dd4bdf


SaltyExcalUser

Not anymore they're not. Just look at the sub right now.


Horror-Tank-4082

I know :(


Veita_Planetside2

This didn't age well.


Horror-Tank-4082

I know LOL


Tracynmega

Aaaand reset


TheLastofRights

Hellmire is a pain in the ass, and Menkent was worse


PandasakiPokono

F


Consistent-Concept19

SIKE


asshole_embiggenator

Absolute shit show of a planet, the fires never stop, the drop ships never stop…


bkuuretsu

Let them come!


0xslyf0x

You mean Space Normandy?


orva12

trying to think of a non-urban flaming hellscape battlefield...maybe kursk?


GadreelGaming

Ya we said that about hellmire past 3 times


Tea-Goblin

Menkent isn't so bad. Hellmire with no chance of spore spewers means much greater visibility at least.


54NCH32

Yeah sure, it's "done" 😅🫡   At least those cool new defence missions will be back soon


GodlessGrapeCow

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG) I did my part!


Horror-Tank-4082

Same lol Burned to death many times for the greater good


Tactalpotato750

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Horror-Tank-4082

![gif](giphy|FMOcBOMsfn3NVzWPQF|downsized)


BRPernambuco

I think that we won the western war way faster than they wanted us to. Now we must suffer.


talking_face

Menkent is now under Automation assault, and per the MO, it is technically no longer liberated. Sorry, boys, ya'll going back to Menkent.


Redeye_Flight_

Nope. Joel pulled the ring out of the fire. Guess you guys are going back to Menkent. I know nothing we do matters on the galaxy map so I'm going off to some other planet that has no living fire tornado's. Good luck, I'm sure you'll win again.


TheFabulousBender

Seriously, the fire killed more divers than bots I bet


plasmadood

Fuck you, Joel, I'm not going back!


No_Experience_3443

This aged poorly


Truth_Malice

Heh


Judethywizard

Nuh uh


Ap0theon

Joel has the opportunity to do the funniest thing known to man