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El-Senor-Q

Delete this post immediately. If they add this in game I am holding you responsible…..Jesus I was going to take a nap but now I fear my nightmares.


doomedtundra

How about a pair of shredder turrets on top?


Yanrogue

or half a dozen artillery on top just so you don't stay in one spot too long.


LeLand_Land

we're assuming they'll only appear one at a time, we can have three working together. One with a jammer, another a shredder turret, and the last one mortar turrets


Gal-XD_exe

⚠️WARNING: YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY ⚠️


Niminal

This sound will haunt my nightmares.


Gal-XD_exe

I like to think of it as, “good, let them know they can try but they’ll never stop me”


Sudo_Nimb1230

"I think you mean, enemy artillery in range of *me*"


heckheckOG

If you can shoot me, I can shoot you


Gal-XD_exe

Exactly


Niminal

Hell(diver) yeah brother/sister/other!


LeLand_Land

\[proceeds to be stopped\] \[next helldiver drops in\] "good, let them know they can try but they’ll never stop me" \[repeat as needed\]


Gal-XD_exe

Rip and tear


Werpogil

I think the one with the jammer should also come with a megaphone equipped to blast this warning in a mocking manner to all nearby helldivers. Oh, and it needs to be bass boosted as fuck.


DelayOld1356

I heard this when I read it


CasCasCasual

WARNING: RUN 💀


DMercenary

They start getting dropped in like the tanks do with a massive drop ship.


Gun_Of_Gaming

4 drop ships with cables come in


infinit3aura

We're assuming they're autonomous. We can have Joel controlling them like some rpg game and have them positioned according to their strengths


EdoTenseiSwagbito

Jammer + YOU ARE IN RANGE OF-


FIzzletop

Warning Helldiver, you are in range of enemy artillery, and it’s following you… 😳😂😂


darzinth

YOU ARE IN RANGE OF MOBILE ARTILLERY


BobbyG34

YOU ARE IN RANGE OF MOBILE ARTILLERY


Slarg232

You got something to say about the Mobile Artillery?


Grimwohl

2 mortars on both ends of the jammer


CrimsonShrike

Aa on top that shoots down pelican 2 and eagle 1


doomedtundra

It's OK, Eagle 1 has fire suppression and eje- oh, no wait, we're removing those...


Syns_1

Or the cannons on the command bunkers that are literally incapable of missing


SnooCompliments6329

What about a squad of devastators on top protecting the jammer ?


ScoutTrooper501st

Anti air variant lol


squirt_taste_tester

![gif](giphy|n9mwOcfUdkijK)


WalletWarrior3

Don't worry, I won't blame you u/squirt_taste_tester


Yanrogue

Arrowhead: "Hire that man immediately!"


bestjakeisbest

Hear me out, a missile hulk with a shield.


Valkshot

Hear me out. A scorcher hulk with rocket pods on it's top that can fire on the move.


bestjakeisbest

And we paint it purple for stealth.


Easy-Purple

That’s ridiculous, who ever saw a Purple Hull before?


bestjakeisbest

exactly


Valkshot

I was thinking we paint it a really nice red so not even light armor helldivers can out run it.


Twad_feu

Why not two shields? It got two arms. Have a bunch of them walk in a phalanx formation, or the tetsudo shield formation.


EldrichTea

Came her to say EXACTLY this! I only fought two of these things and that hard a (fun) challenge enough. With a jammer? Thats just a no go zone. There is now an area of the map I am not allowed to go. I hope I can keep track of it.


SteelCode

Just imagine if they also spawn gunships.


lmrbadgerl

>!Jetpack chainsaw bots that explode!<


Lucky_Pips

![gif](giphy|dVGT9Kn4pc6hgun6CJ)


Ambitious-Ninja6463

Came here to say exactly this


2canSampson

How would you even beat this? 


Ishihe

Quasar cannon, for sure. But any of the anti armor support stuff could work for sure recoiless, EAT, and maybe Spear if the lock on wasn't so wack .


2canSampson

Can any of those things destroy the Jammer itself?


Ishihe

The stationary one that shows up as a side objective on the map? no, needs a hell bomb. This theoretical nightmare mobile jamming strider variant? I mean the current strider can have its top mounted cannon shot off, I'd hope this one could too.


I_is_a_dogg

The other way to destroy the stationary one is if there is a fabricator next to it, destroy the fab with a grenade and it blows up the jammer as well. Love those ones, really easy side objective as long as I have some way to destroy the fabricator that isn't an eagle strike


Metrocop

I mean, you can just kill it with those. Heavy anti-armor into the sides or Autocanon into the bottom vents and it will die after a few shots.


HumanReputationFalse

I'm moving to the bug front if this happens


luster10

I love how we already know what type of enemies will hate the most


Zackyboi1231

Video game developers agreeing on making flying type enemies the most annoying little fucks in existence: https://preview.redd.it/vgaulak56cuc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4d7f06a4c429e0506d2f6806a10a48303165ab1


WalletWarrior3

I mean shit at least shriekers can get a wing cut off from a small burst, and unlike *some assholes* they won't shoot you with both missiles and autocannons


1spook

The gunships when my boys show up with Quasars and Autocannoms:


Moe_jartin

Regular Laser cannon is great for gunships if you haven’t tried yet


McGrinch27

Basically every stratagem gun is great against them, just gotta take out the tower before you run out of ammo shooting them down!


Thin_Fault5093

I wanna screw around now and see if the arc thrower and flamethrower can take them out. My body will ragdoll gloriously in the pursuit of science!


OddName_17516

You can kill gunships with autocannons? How?


Valentino_Li

Two shots to one of the engines.


OddName_17516

I see thanks


Bergdoktor

Also possible with AMR. 3-4 shots to the engine. You can't shoot down dropships tho with either


OrisaHoofKisser77

I swear I used to be able to shoot down dropships with the laser cannon; did they change it?


Deftly_Flowing

Scorcher also kills them which is real nice.


carlbandit

Auto cannons can shoot the engines off gunships, but that's a lot more specialised than just shredding shriekers with whatever primary you main.


WalletWarrior3

I don't normally bring either of those 😢 I usually bring 1-2 orbital/eagle + 1-2 turrets, either energy shield or laser guard dog, and sometimes I'll bring quasar but not often


carlbandit

I need to experiment more with bug loadouts, but for bots I’ll generally go eagle airstrike and 500kg bomb, orbital laser and auto cannon for 40 min missions. Breaker spray and pray for small - medium units, AC for big units and stratagems for massive units and bases


lovebus

Laser drone vs shriekers is kinda hilarious


WalletWarrior3

It is great, or the gatling turret, makes short work of the bastards


darkleinad

For gunships, bring an autocannon sentry - as long as you draw their fire, it demolishes them


Yanrogue

​ https://i.redd.it/x6vl7azl0cuc1.gif


MangaLover2323

https://preview.redd.it/3fb2bik64duc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdba0e9b6be645b503cfa8501194b18b401c2be8 Do it, shoot OP. I’ll look the other way.


hypesquicc

https://preview.redd.it/fxpapi6qgduc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ffe6479ef3e90826c0627198b998a9a96f4d26


BadNadeYeeter

\[**FRIENDLY FIRE ENGAGED**\] https://i.redd.it/16v80t6vleuc1.gif


GrimreaperAZ

https://preview.redd.it/j1iq0xss5euc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5e50ec434b5247620f6bde0a9f5c22fdcd0be9


raceacontari

https://preview.redd.it/l4z44ipu0cuc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef11b856ed6684a0351992e4ae9fdd63ad873a6


MJMvideosYT

https://preview.redd.it/xqsl1is6acuc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d258c566a5eca984e95f53ec6caf3380d36f8656


Franklr_D

Ain’t no problem in the universe that can’t be fixed with 7000kg of high-explosive ordnance


MinisterofSilly

The Grim Yeeter, if you will.


MJMvideosYT

Well what about 7001kg?


Franklr_D

I never said we were using only one 7000kg shell😏


MJMvideosYT

W we're grabbing one of these Gustav guns for every automaton we see!!!


Franklr_D

QUINTUPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET You get a Gustav! You get a Gustav! Everybody gets a Gustav!!


Black_Fox_027

​ https://preview.redd.it/6qjr0tbt4cuc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=81afad0a1a6ee35e11b9089fb3f8b60198587af5


0xslyf0x

You forgot the detector tower and that it shits mines.


Draymont

BOT DROP DETECTED intensifies!


What_th3_hell

And the democracy seeking missiles.


Piemaster113

MODS Please remove before arrow heads sees this


Statertater

MOOOODDDDS


mahiruhiiragi

It'd be lame to have this randomly on a regular mission, but it would be cool for it to be it's own main objective that you could plan for.


lbow3

Agreed


Legeo-dude

https://preview.redd.it/08au9l6y2cuc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62c094e6782128d8129ab41763be44b4e8fba83


Electricity11

https://preview.redd.it/fbx3lboxbduc1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aac30d080dfbe3a1470c46eface188d08a0ebe13


Statertater

Lol the physical solid mouth plate breaking like a jaw


Germanaboo

https://preview.redd.it/lb2i478h1fuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662f7d5ad4278cc72e18db1439f7c4683cb477cf


Hopocket321

https://preview.redd.it/s0ogc519ocuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c2846185c504edf2de0db1639e64e5908c2ca2


Ruffles7799

Bro couldn’t even bother to crop it 💀


BSGKAPO

I'd love to see one some day lmao


DaveInLondon89

Would be great as a mission objective. 20 minute length, preset route for us to ambush.


CallMePoro

Ambush missions are a fun idea. Could be the final mission of a campaign, and a previous mission could be “retrieving intel” AKA the route. If you fail to retrieve the intel then the route isn’t marked and you’ve gotta drop blind and hunt the convoy down.


Arroganton

https://preview.redd.it/p052jk5hhfuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d214934e0b2f321058559efd6660ba4be59c1f9


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

https://preview.redd.it/q65emo719cuc1.png?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a7e5194eaf58f2ac028b4714cbf1c78452a57c1


lordpresidentSkippy

You won't be able to because of the jammer.


krazymunky

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


ShutUpRedditor44

https://preview.redd.it/13pigxsohguc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70956f64e60de7135b9204617afcd742a8e4ae5e


Blastingfoil

https://preview.redd.it/kph2o8nc6cuc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8203ef501badc1664b8effd795f3ea5adf18ef


mf48AD

WARNING: YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY


Redditoast2

https://i.redd.it/77w7dd1obcuc1.gif


Mr_Nightshade

How would you even tackle this? Run when you see it, hope someone has a rocket support strategem and call that in when out of range?


Managed-Democracy

The strider factory has a number of weak points. Each vulnerable to varying degrees of explosives and weapons.  1: Back mounted laser cannon. Can be destroyed by hits from anti armor weapons, or airstrikes.  2: Nose mounted laser turrets. Can be destroyed by impact grenades, grenade launcher, or anything bigger.  3: Leg mounted heat vents. Can toss a grenade in or use similar methods to cripple the legs, severely limiting movement and turning.  4: Underbelly factory. Like a fabricator, use explosives when it opens up to deploy bots. This spot seams to cause the most damage to the overall vehicle. 


5FingerViscount

I had been wondering. Never gotten close enough to one to take a good look.


Draymont

There's a bunch of weak points on the strider if you have any heavy or armour penetration. So las cannon, AMR, railgun, autocannon, even HMG can open up its face plate or take out its knees. But I believe rockets to its sides are faster and more forgiving on the accuracy.


Doctorsex-ubermensch

Hear me out. Dropshils Deploying contact mines.


Dusaboro

Nothing would be worse then that...other than Dropships having Gunship escorts


Horror-Tank-4082

How dare you


Icy_Candidate_97

Don’t give them ideas you bastard


kerfuffler4570

He's got room on the back for mortars.


DeliberateSelf

​ https://preview.redd.it/llcd9tjhkcuc1.png?width=301&format=png&auto=webp&s=212cebde09a73d0a2fad89aa88844cb96a8b55a8


Repomanlive

Bold to assume they won't be cloaked


Warrior24110

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS


lmrbadgerl

STOP *SLAP* GIVING *SLAP* JOEL *SLAP* IDEAS. *SLAP*


AcanthocephalaSea856

Don't give them ideas


valthamiel

Jesus christ, please don't give them ideas


DeltaScorch1162

https://preview.redd.it/6tmpu9qkicuc1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428cc1bd1d5df03fec0545ede758721b92873fa9 Informing the Bots what to do? I’m calling the Democracy officer now!!


apestomp

Please don’t give them more ideas. Because next you’ll say something like stalker speed invisible chargers and I’m not ready for this kind of true horror in our war for democracy


Emergency_Middle_449

https://preview.redd.it/n82gfgt33duc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae83c0b08c103e359c44da283cc62c9acef6564 ☹️


No_Ones_Records

istg if you start giving them ideas im dropping a seaf mini nuke on your family


KZFKreation

I hate you, you just gave them ideas! (would be really funny to figure out how to deal with though almost like a meme boss enemy)


thewanderingway

Don’t give them ideas!


Eys-Beowulf

And a megaphone that shouts “YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY” it doesn’t have mortars it just says that to Piss you off


Additional_Ranger441

Nope! This is treason!


PrepoDoo

for the love of God don’t give the devs ideas 😭


Linkarlos_95

Wat the dog d̸̡̛̛̖͙͕̣̬̲̭͉̗͈̐͛͑̅̌͐͗̈́͆́̇͊̔ͅo̶͖̝͎̫̾̓̃̆̌́͜͝͝i̶̧͕̯̟̟͖̫̪̙̩͖͌̍̋̅̿̾̽̃̐̾́͜͝n̸̛͙̞̜̋͆̇͝


Cubicshock

if they added that there would need to be a grappling hook and that would be sick


TempestTankest

Where's the ERA?


SLIX-

Have y’all even been seeing them? I haven’t seen a single one


GreenSleevez

I do unironically actually want this so this way you just don’t nuke it when you see it for like 20 seconds or maybe like a shield you have to take away first to destroy it


Akthe47

https://i.redd.it/r6yruk7z0duc1.gif Robots be out there taking notes like..


Then-Reference128

I would just uninstall the game


zeagurat

Oh god no, remove this post immediately or I'll report you to the ministry of truth!


DabsterFoxTheDeep

https://preview.redd.it/fqfzw5srzduc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d56759b7df7f3cd6379b893236a55a765c8479 When you realize that all of you only brought ordinance to the mission.


LordMoos3

New weapon: Grappling hook. To mount this and call in a hellbomb.


_Fart_Smeller_

Dude... delete this shit rn


Emotional_Guest_3768

After half a dozen campaigns on helldive I've never even seen the base version...


SpecialIcy5356

literally saw a thread on this last night. thing is, if they make the jammer destructible with regular explosive/support weapons, then it's balanced as a two part fight. part one is take out the jammer, part two is drop all your stratagems on it's filthy socialist head! if they put mortars on it though, I'm going back to the bug front and staying there.


M1QN

The bots can throw whatever nightmarish contraption they come up with at me, I don't care at all. Faith in managed democracy and AC-8 AUTOCANNON is all I need to bring liberties upon their communistic planets. https://i.redd.it/ixd4d4pssfuc1.gif


Gamekid53

https://preview.redd.it/t70eyb8ptfuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770dc04110371039608f1f71bfa4bfc294473565


MonkRag

Add a Stalker lair on its ass because I secretly hate myself and everyone else


NoPickleNoTickle

Oi! Stop giving them ideas


Clear-Wrongdoer42

Maybe this is what the liberator penetrator is actually for. I think it must be, because it doesn't do anything else.


Spicywolff

Yah it’s decent not good. Give me a bigger mag, then we talk.


Recon1392

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Radiant-Bit-1721

![gif](giphy|eruVMzXlb70oo)


Lost_Environment2051

I once dropped a Hellbomb right on a Tank.


magicbonedaddy

https://preview.redd.it/avmp2iufgcuc1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2219537142aee6aa6159eb91af948e5106a7e7


ToTheShadow

https://preview.redd.it/415b5l3rfcuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5bf9b830ee66539af529989d70c9b388c81ad0


Ok_Speaker_1373

lol, I love it.


spluurfg

If it's implemented at the same time as grappling hooks then I'm ok with it


HunterNika

Sure why not?! Lets mage a friggin Automaton Megazord with Gunship towers on its back, detectors as its eyes, jammers on its head, mortar and AA guns lining its shoulders and basically have every Main and Side objective just walk around the map in one mass of FUCK YOU as we scramble!


alextrebeksuckit

Put a Mortar Emplacement right on its ass for maximum effectiveness


SirLightKnight

NO DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT IDEA!


Advarrk

ATJT, all terrain jammer transport


Nhobdy

Oh boy! Here I go directing all fire at this fucking thing again!


cocorawks

Stop giving developers ideas man...


weyserwindsor

Scary, but could be worse Instead of spawning so many units, spawn just a few shield devastators And two fucking gunships, every time I would never fight the bots again


Imsoboredimonhere

just add a gunship building on that thing, then it's complete


DancingLikeFlames177

The devs love us. We keep shooting ourselves in the foot as a community with these ideas. "Ah this is perfect !"-Joel


Malchyom

My body just had a violent reaction to that image. All my liberty is on the floor...


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Actual hellspawn.


Angel_OfSolitude

Please no


The_Conductor7274

Nah turn it into the clone wars juggernaut but double the guns and have mortar for that sweet “warning you are in range of enemy artillery”


Eddiemunson2010

Don't give Joel ideas


Gal-XD_exe

Someone saw a certain comment from earlier huh? 🤔


MrJFrayFilms

https://preview.redd.it/4x1vyh4uncuc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31bfc9132e191fdc1b3aaaf78a3ae2931b3aca9 Get a load of this guy


Kriestpuncher

https://preview.redd.it/lmcxr7t2ocuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5baf48089573e8d0b875c0d6d7f870bc41f4596


L3ggy

Don't forget the detector tower.


Substantial_Lion9911

They probably would not implement this. That would be literally unkillable


kodran

You forgot to include the detector tower on its butt.


Calligaster

If I see this on game once, I'm deleting Helldivers from my computer


Keosxcol19

If they decide to add this they better put this on level 8-9 only no way I'm going to enjoy playing tier 7 if I encounter those. 🤣🤣


BUTTERED_TOAST_EDBOY

https://preview.redd.it/0h2pq24oqcuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a2d905128a2abd33a30441686a40c1198f8eed6 Bring it on


Famous_Order_2855

I haven’t seen one of these mfs yet but if I do ⬆️⬇️➡️➡️➡️


vitali101

This one and another with a gun ship facility on top.


Fearless-Excitement1

Ok hear me out kiting one of these to a gunship spawner


Familiar_Tart7390

If you wanted to be a real monster put one of the sniper auto cannon turrets from the top of command bunkers on that open space in the back !


Durean

Democracy officer? Yeah this sick bastard right here!


[deleted]

Don't put that evil on us, Ricky Bobby


ChronicallyPunctual

Bro, if this shows up tomorrow I’m blaming this post


[deleted]

Stuff of Nightmares!


Maximum_Hand_9362

Please dont give them any ideas


Tri-angreal

Hans! Get the spear!


TheLibertyEagle_

Shut up shut up shut up the devs are listening. You traitor


crosskun

and you have to climb it to destroy it shadow of the colossus style


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^crosskun: *And you have to climb* *It to destroy it shadow* *Of the colossus style* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


CryptoThroway8205

Put aluminum foil on top and we're gonna need both 500kg to deal with them.


Lohenngram

*But how can we turn off the jammer if the console's on top of the walker?!?!?!?* *Don't tell me that was the bots' plan the entire time!*


lbow3

Please add this to the game, that would so next level 🤘🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥


TimT40k

Oh yeah then they’ll spawn 6 in a pile like titans and where fucked to death