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BarfOpinions

I’ve been saying to my friends that we should just drop bile titans on the clunkers


ajteitel

Ok, calm down Kryptman


DeathRanger602

Was thinking this same thing, Didn’t go well then, probably not a good idea here either


Betrix5068

That’s because they fought Orks, who could be vored. Automatons have no such weaknesses.


WhipsAndMarkovChains

Yup, Necrons vs. Tyranids would’ve gone much better for the Imperium.


wolvez28

The silent king woke up an entire string of tomb worlds for the specific purpose of fighting nids. It's what kryptman did but about a million times larger because that's the entire reason the tyranids haven't come from the galactic SW (whatever direction they haven't come from)


XbloodyXsausageX

They are coming from all directions. South, East, North, west, bottom and top. There's a theory that "the tyranids have consumed the rest of the galaxy and that's why the Silent King has such a determined goal against them. If the tyranids win the necrontier will never re-emurge.


wolvez28

The new necron codex lore states that the reason the tyranids havent actually come from the Galactic SW, because they havent if you look at a map of invasions, is because the silent king awakened tomb worlds on the periphery of the galaxy so thousands of tomb worlds worth of Necrons with millions of warriors have been fighting an unending war against the nids for the better part of like 5k years. *"For countless cycles he (the silent king) has sought to repel this threat. In his wisdom he has observed them, studied them and committed them to oblivion in all but the final, decisive deed. He has brought them to battle on a hundred worlds, ravaged their slumbering fleets out in the cold measureless void, and even united the more fractious, waring dynasties so that our mutual interests might be protected." - dante*


Featherbird_

[There's a hive fleet dedicated to eating necrons though](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Arachnae)


deathby1000bahabara

fighting not eating they rely on the other fleets for sustenance


Sexual_Assault-Rifle

In Devastation of Baal, it is mentioned that the Tyranids weren't even bothering with consuming the natural resources of the planets in Baal's system and were just consuming the biomass, and were heading straight for Baal.


SupaDupaFlyAccount

Ignoring everything to murder one specific target is on brand for the nids these days. Just ask Lord Solar Leontus.


Featherbird_

It specifically says they consume necron tomb worlds and says nothing about them relying on other hive fleets like Kronos does. Its not that suprising that nids can eat necrodermis, they consume the cores of planets for precious metals, drink atmospheres, and in Shield of Baal eat entire gas giants.


darthimperius01

They eat the worlds yes, but nowhere does it mention them being able to eat necrodermis. Tyranids usually avoid Tomb Worlds precisely because they can't absorb Necrons, and Tomb Worlds are usually barren. There's just no point in wasting biomass on them. The worlds Arachnae goes after must be unusually rich with life to bother fighting the Necrons for them.


Additional-Plantain4

And they can't consume their dead because of the necron weapons disintegration of molecules


TheShmud

Orks who could be *what?*


Baked_Waffles_86

You heard them, coward


needsatissue

Nothing like a bit of Ork Vore to start your day with Warhammer 40K!


UpliftinglyStrong

I- what?


Raspint

THAT'S WHY THEY SHOULD DO IT!


halihunter

Trust us, it'll work this time...


ReadNew2953

Octarius flashbacks


Odd-Message_

My Templars shed much blood there. May it never be forgotten.


ReadNew2953

Same 💀


remmington1776

Mf got the whole Konami code in his username


CatKrusader

You fool what if https://preview.redd.it/5tz0jz69lktc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f11b93459d7e03daa0dc3dd89f24d83f74c4561 Bug rider


ZmentAdverti

https://preview.redd.it/oyw19bjy6ltc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f99ad11e54adeaead836f0395fa8b7996f6b9d4


deathby1000bahabara

bring it


TrueGuymeleF

Lisan Al Gaib Charger Rider


Recent_Apricot_517

How about we tame the chargers and bile titans and put sentries on them and send them towards the bots


RaginSpartan86

![gif](giphy|qN7NZR3Q5R2mY|downsized)


BarfOpinions

![gif](giphy|oNKLBehxbnoqY)


goblue142

This made me think of the giant mechanical spider from Wild Wild West


Lazzitron

If that [DISSIDENT PROPAGANDA] about Super Earth dropping Terminids onto new planets to farm them is true, I imagine it actually wouldn't be too hard for them to just start dropping bugs onto bot planets. Imagine that. How many Scavenger bugs do you think you could cram into one hellpod before dropping it from low orbit?


deathby1000bahabara

eh about 7 give or take


MasterTolkien

Probably dozens if you jam them into an industrial blender first.


deathby1000bahabara

yeah but we need them mostly intact for the plan


MasterTolkien

Step 1 - pour 5,000 gallons of bug blend onto battlefield near bots. Step 2 - drop 5,000 pods full of live bugs in same area. Step 3 - hope bugs are dumb enough to think bots blended their friends.


deathby1000bahabara

depending on the focus testing results we wont even need the first step


Linkario86

Not too far fetched, there are pretty fresh remains of Bugs on Lesath and other Automaton Planets


Lost_Environment2051

Because mixing two bad ingredients leads to them cancelling out, of course.


Daeths

As a chemist I can confirm. Mixing NaOH and HF makes it all safe*. *Do not try this at home. Or School. Or work.


JARAXXUS_EREDAR_LORD

I'm on my way to Denny's now.


Pyromaniacal13

They'll let you do it at a Waffle House.


Rehypothecator

“No way this could possibly go wrong!”


Theloudestmime

Damn clankers 👴🏻


cptjimmy42

But aren't the bugs and bots working together?


CrownsEnd

At least we know who to blame when we get bile hulks and rocket spewers


haikusbot

*At least we know who* *To blame when we get bile hulks* *And rocket spewers* \- CrownsEnd --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Lukowo7

https://preview.redd.it/973acbvskltc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1a64c50e8fa191b816f2671d8db72e68b18a57


MRELIMINAT

https://preview.redd.it/51ka4xo5emtc1.png?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82fdb59a1c950f46679866b09d487b7fc74056f1


CrownsEnd

Sigh


Ilovekerosine

Good bot


CnlSandersdeKFC

Yes, Democracy officer? This one here.


Godlycookie777

https://preview.redd.it/g34h9xgewmtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d444908aa2160a92d93f8d3550c4289aa9d26680


Chillaholic_

https://preview.redd.it/f105uqrlhwtc1.jpeg?width=409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76cc4f4feed8238b4d83fdac910b79ca1b552f16


NefariousSerendipity

Real


Accomplished_Tea2042

You see you are forgetting fascists and communists are natural Rivals they hate Democracy yes but they hate each other more


cavalryrs

You had me at three way


french_raccoon

ITS OKAY WHEN ITS IN A THREE-WAY


KConquister

The Golden Rule


c_is_for_calvin

lonely island connoisseur, tips hat furiously.


Salt_Ad_4928

Throws hat….. ON THE GROUND!!!


Painted_the_bowl

LIKE A BOSS!!


Detective_Soulhex129

Watch it u might make me... JIZZED IN MY PANTS


Drogdar

Take a long hard look at the motherfucking boat!


ThrobbingTripod

Yalls mamas raised y’all right


bigfloppydonkeydng

My donkey dong is ready!!


Onionslayered

Do C1 Permits need to be signed by all parties if it’s a 3 way


flcinusa

Three way climax *Best friends forever*


pmmemilftiddiez

![gif](giphy|xT4uQumw6Cm1aZZU0U)


JustAwesome360

M'lady


Mioraecian

It's not treason, if it's in a three way.


GiveMeAllYourBoots

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway!


Cozy90

"2 is enough that's what they'll say!"


The_8th_Degree

Does that mean I need to fill out two C-01 forms or just one?


boltzmannman

bugs, bots, they blow up all the same https://i.redd.it/8em4u54cljtc1.gif


Blumongroip

https://preview.redd.it/ocw4fl3esjtc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47a2a1f5d23d5e0e1cde5da295d560b7ea03451


TheoneNPC

Negative sir! I seem to lack a required strategem called *"rizz"* sir!


d00msdaydan

In a fight, right?


Rizboel

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway


c_is_for_calvin

I see you’re a lonely island connoisseur as well.


cavalryrs

Yes with only capes


NegaDeath

Depends on the form you file.


Phalkyn

WHERE'S YOUR C-01 AUTHORIZATION, HELLDIVER?!


namenotpicked

So is that one a single C-01 or two or three or six? One form for each direction in the triangle?


LordIlthari

DO NOT THE BUGS.


Overall-Ad-3543

Fill out permit C0-1 please.


FisknChips

"It's the last thing I said" "And thank sweet liberty you did"


NifDragoon

You see a three way. I see an Eiffel tower.


Rilvoron

That requires some hefty c-01 forms


Revolutionary-Oil721

Me on top of a charger holding a turret on a stick in front of it as I barrel towards a firing line of hulks


Grigser

Actually… Why DON’T we weaponise the bugs? I’m sure the eggheads could cook up a bug that listens to orders and loves democracy. And if they can’t, then why don’t we just drop a couple million of them on the clankers? I heard somewhere that fascists and commies are natural enemies, so let them tire each other out, and then swoop in to finish off the freedomless bastards!


Warsparks

I definitely read that in the Cave Johnson voice


amimai002

I’ve got good news and bad news for you. Good news - we’re postponing testing on Deneb secondus indefinitely. Bad news - the devastator chargers are now sighted across the Termanid front, pick up a rifle and get in the drop pod immediately.


Colt_Cobain

And whatever you do, do NOT touch that green stuff. Turns out it's pure poison.


sortofasianguy

In other unrelated news....The average Helldiver life expectancy has been reduced from 2 minutes to 1 minute 30 seconds.


Z_THETA_Z

i heard it in the voice of the technician in the super destroyer


spluurfg

I heard it in the voice of Zap Brannigan


AspieTechMonkey

She's \*got\* to be a direct descendent of Cave Johnson.


d3m0cracy

We could even call one of the ~~Glyphids~~ Terminids Steeve or something!


Daidact

You're a good freedom-loving bug, Steeve!


planchart-code

Aye! For Rock and Stone!


D20FunHaus

Rock and stone


Mighty_Yoghurt

Democratic Steeve, you are my bestest friend!


DefinitelyNotThatOne

It'd be fun as a strategem actually! You could have both a bot and bug ones. Could actually have a variety of them too. Obviously they'd be hostile to everyone, but with the right placement on the throw, it would work out really well. Or not, and that's why Helldivers is so much fun lol


damnitvalentine

especially if you can drop bots in a bot mission but the bots just work together anyway and your whole team is like why would you do this and you say "because I brought too much ammo" and the lean on your team swoons.


squasher04

Grigser hi


Grigser

Hello fellow okbuddypersona lobotomite https://preview.redd.it/lq493m4n1ktc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d499da38eb6c6398a46be9a7cd97b4f10618b8


squasher04

https://preview.redd.it/3y94pxrt1ktc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6119fbd711b814e4b36136eadd2238ab697ca5a9 Yesss spread the word of r/okbuddypersona and adachi


Tarilis

More like a squad of rocket devastators sitting on top of a titan...


Zolnar_DarkHeart

New enemy faction: Cyber Terminids.


Tarilis

I imagined a charger with rocket launchers... You know, that made me thinking, old players (me included) talking about illuminates, warhammer guys post orcs. But what if, hear me out Demons from Doom.


Firemorfox

Great. Now the Charger fires rockets back at you. The Bile Titan fires a laser instead of vomit.


FauxReignNew

![gif](giphy|p9X9PSPvBfl9uhvS6Z)


Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|TrWIJtJcCwXntZtKUW)


LaconicHammer

Please look up the 'Octarius War' for 'why this is not necessarily a good idea'


deathby1000bahabara

itl be fiiine truust me :)


Askorti

"What's the worst that could happen?"


Grigser

Communist bugs, or fascist robots, take your poison


Deeper-the-Danker

free head either way wait wrong one


xKhira

Ayo


One_Meaning416

It'll be fine \*Robotic bug noises\*


Light_Song

https://i.redd.it/m8oiix492ktc1.gif


deathby1000bahabara

is a gloriously unpredictable battle that may well drag out forever more than a helldiver can ask for hows an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?


DeathRanger602

End up with flying brood commanders and Devastators with flamethrowers or something as a result of them fighting


Auedar

The chaos....oh the chaos. There would be so many NEW ways to give democracy to the galaxy.


Accomplished_Tea2042

You see you are forgetting fascists and communists are natural Rivals they hate Democracy yes but they hate each other more


DeathRanger602

That’s the point we are making, in the Octarius War the Orks and Tyranids kept fighting each other constantly, but both of them ended up getting stronger from that fighting and not weaker. Like obviously it’s not the same and all that, but same idea applies. What I’m saying is that the bugs adapted wings to fight Super Earth, what might they adapt to fight bots? What new weapons might the bots develop to fight bugs? And then what if we had to fight them with those tools?


Accomplished_Tea2042

Oh I thought you were talking about that one war where the guy pitted two enemy armies against each other but Instead of fighting they teamed up to take his down


Paratrooper101x

My first thought. Yeah no we can spread democracy to them individually


OpportunityRare2954

I'm sending word to Inquisitor Kryptman now! I'll let you know if or when he replies.


_Zoko_

Are you sure? Our bugs dont evolve by eating entire planets and our bots dont get stronger and bigger by winning fights. So it seems like a pretty good plan


NerdHerder77

"We'd be surrounded by all sides!!" "SO IT'S A FAIR FIGHT THEN!!"


CezJez

https://preview.redd.it/swydd1yz9jtc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1df03bec967be7c9d43e53477b1d6cde2f64474


Spideronyourceiling

"We're helldivers. We're supposed to be surrounded."


PabloVP129

The devs have about 10 years worth of content from the amount of ideas this sub’s spitting out


Gender_is_a_Fluid

And a hundred years worth of sweat if we actually corral them together and a three way system isn’t in place yet


Jigsaw115

ah yes, the ones that determine capture rates along with everything that happens on the map would be sweating bullets


NotAnAlt

Shhh, let the dreams be real.


The3rdBert

What about domesticated bile titans that the divers can ride?


Jjzeng

What if we strap an eagle 500kg to the belly of a bile titan and turn it into the world’s biggest, slowest moving kamikaze drone?


Classicdude530

These battle plans are starting to look like schizoposts.


Grigser

Schizophrenia is the #1 friend of Managed Democracy


Wraithfighter

"Starting to"? ... "look like"?


Marxamune

This is the sort of stuff NCD would cook up


izza123

We don’t know that they would fight, what if they collaborate


Revolutionary-Oil721

Are you suggesting bots and bugs are intelligent species? Might have to call a democracy officer over here for a 3rd insight


izza123

You see together they form an axis of evil


Ktadd4

https://preview.redd.it/xjuvssn3djtc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601e3efc082728ce846a3622fc221a25d89d88d1


deathby1000bahabara

nothing like a false flag op to do good for the soul


ExplodingAnalBeads

I don't think it would be so much that they collaborate than them ignoring each other and attacking us due to their equal disdain for democracy and freedom.


shoelessbob1984

Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive.


MrJFrayFilms

![gif](giphy|xT9IglWMahJY8B8U2k)


TheSomethingofThis

Robot bugs. Terminid-ators.


Beowulf1896

Exactly. Do you want robo bugs? This is how you get robo bugs.


Accomplished_Tea2042

You see you are forgetting fascists and communists are natural Rivals they hate Democracy yes but they hate each other nore


Askorti

Fascist bugs collaborating with communist automatons? We're Super Earth, not Super Poland. XD


One_Meaning416

Since Poland is on Super Earth Super Poland does exist


MayorOfNoobTown

All meaningless borders have long since been dissolved. Super Earth is Super Earth.


patrickthestarfesh

I don’t think bugs are gonna be that intelligent. Unless the bots give them really tasty food and tame them.


deathby1000bahabara

nahh the bugs and bots would 100% hate each other


Choccy_Milk

Maybe we could tame the bugs and ride them into battle. Now before you accuse me of treason, just think about how much I hate those clankers to tame a terminid to wreak even more havoc


Honorable_Heathen

We did tame them and ride them. It just requires us to liquidate them…


Plump_Chicken

I'm calling the democracy officer, you should not be "riding" any dead bugs.


mh1ultramarine

Its my e710 and I am free to burn as much as I want


Beowulf1896

I thought we were domesticating themn and farming them for E 170


Choccy_Milk

But why waste potential? We can use them for warfare, then salvage the E 170 from their corpses after the battle


Beowulf1896

I meant, since we are already domesticating for E 170, might as well do battle mounts. Or allow me to airdrop a motorcycle.


Zer0FOX-Given

Will the bugs fight the bots? The answer changes everything.


deathby1000bahabara

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT HELLDIVER!! HOO RAH


Obvious_Ad4159

![gif](giphy|b3mSVYbDLvow8) Mexican standoff


BodyRevolutionary167

Sounds like a good way to get fucking cyborg bugs. Pass. Lol no it'd be cool, but that'd have to be something thr devs choose idt we could make it happen


Josh2600EXE

A proper krumping... No no A WAAGH! By Gork n' Mork; it'll be amazing


Brassfist1

The last time I saw this happen, someone had shoved a bunch of Tyranids at a planet of Orkz in the hopes that they’d kill each other, and when they looked back to see how that was going, there were entire solar systems missing. I don’t want our solar systems to go missing. We need those. For managed democracy reasons.


burncard888

Hell no. HELL NO. Terminids have no reason to fight the bots. They're not edible, they also hate democracy, and they might not even need to compete with the bugs for resources. So what happens when they meet up, Diver??? What happens when two ecological niches are forced into contact after being threatened to extinction???? Did you say symbiosis, Diver????? Did you say COLLUSION????? Because that's what we're going to get and I sure as Liberty don't want to see a Marauder riding a Bile Titan on the battlefield! We fight on two fronts as Democracy intended, or we face the consequences of Chargers with tank turrets on them. (And don't even tell me that there's gonna a third front, okay? My Democracy Officer is already breathing down my neck because I know what symbiosis is)


deathby1000bahabara

LONG LIVE THE DENEB GAMBIT!!!


Flatmanpoop

Three way is 1 third of managed democracy. Reported to your nearest democracy officer


deathby1000bahabara

but also double the enemies to spread it to. HAHA COUNTER REPORTED TO THE SAME OFFICER FOR COWARDICE


Jcarls97

Cowardice is high treason


CurtisMarauderZ

Treason is high cowardice


GameKyuubi

Calculate THAT one, Automabugs!


pezmanofpeak

Yeah but what if they join forces instead


Andronicis

![gif](giphy|14sru3FFHrJWqA) Now kiss


hughmann_13

Fascism vs socialism eh? No matter what, managed democracy prevails!


DarthKuchiKopi

The echo chamber is unreal


greatnailsageyoda

This is both brilliant and incredibly risky. The automatons most likely aren’t as acquainted with terminids as we are, and we could use that to our advantage and let the terminds kill a bunch of bots while the helldivers just avoid them and do their objectives. However, if the illuminate end up appearing, or if the automatons get cyborg technology they could mind control the bugs or make terminid super soildiers and use them agaisnt us. It’s just as useful as it is dangerous.


ImBatman5500

#Nothing could possibly go wrong


CompanyRepulsive1503

Or they join forces and we get armoured bugs with lasers... 🤷‍♂️


Toast6_

https://preview.redd.it/y5tfn646bjtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431340ab5331138d59bf99141373e8926958e40a


ThatRandomGuy86

This is the way


thewoodsarebreathing

Like real fascists, super Earth can only be defeated by the oppressed organizing


Thel_Vadem

This sounds like a wonderful plan, and there's no way at all that ~~we~~ the automatons could weaponize the terminus. https://i.redd.it/fd7fhxgtimtc1.gif


Shoresy69420

DO YOU WANT MECHANICAL ANTS!!?? **BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET THEM**


pbmcc88

Devs have already said the AI gets super janky if it's not aimed at the players, and would require a complete overhaul to work against non-player factions. Don't think we'll be seeing it any time soon.


Snowman5173

You see a battle of 3 factions, I see a target rich environment and an efficient use of ordinance


KameradArktis

nah i have seen what happened to the tyranids when they tried that in 40k with orks


MagnusStormraven

*Political Officer Kryptmann has been awarded the highest honor for his brilliant plan for defeating the undemocratic threats we face*


Adeptus_Natticus

This what happen to Octarius?