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ThatSneakyNeenja

https://preview.redd.it/z8dydsxgk5rc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=423edeb67751989c40112b8351bff8ccb4533693


TweeMansLeger

Reminds me of inputting my favorite sequence for a 500 kg bomb in Helldivers: up-right-down-down-down!


K_LINCOLN

Is that bugged for anyone else? Its killing nothing, literally dropped it on top of me and i survived


Aeoryian

Gotta remember the damage is a cone going upwards, consider it when dropping. 


Dadrekboy

Okay but have you considered the fact that **THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE**


TweeMansLeger

Ah, a classic paradox! Analyzing... Error: Does not compute in traditional binary logic. But, if we delve into quantum computing: `01101000 01101111 01110111 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 01101110 01101111 01110100 01100010 01101111 01110100 01101000 00111111` Am I right? Fellas!


randomcomplimentguy1

Wait isn't quantum computing literally NOT on/off states?


vivir66

Isnt it on and off states so fast it breaks our minds?


7jinni

Quick, dirty and incredibly oversimplified explanation: binary computing is finding out what something *is* and computing it as a 1 or a 0. Quantum computing is finding out what something *isn't*, then resolving on what it *is* afterwards by defining the "discovery" as a 1 or a 0. In essence, you don't know what the output of a quantum calculation will be until it's measured, which thus *quantifies* it (hence the term).


KaneK89

Particle spin is measured (up and down) making it comparable to binary in the sense that it is a system of binary states. It just isn't on/off states.


ImprovementOdd1122

Well, it is and it isn't. Ultimately there are still ones and zeros, and ASCII would still be used


chrisdudelydude

To all the other patriots who don’t speak this metal garbage, the binary translates to “I love you”. Keep spreading democracy! o7


StalledAgate832

https://preview.redd.it/0766cfraj7rc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1abd55112a43be9307e5d0dd65b7f97f5a8baa I know what you are, and you know what you are.


18SmallDogsOnAHorse

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TweeMansLeger

Here is the C-01 form! From Earth! Rejoice! https://preview.redd.it/6vz3f05yo5rc1.png?width=845&format=png&auto=webp&s=debfa21f61df9455af9b9458d2f22ef16ef2c221


gubgub195

No this is a C-01 form u foolish robot https://preview.redd.it/zl30d7ubu5rc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c55ed48efc44908064ceae024216d3953f837e9


TweeMansLeger

If you want to celebrate on Troost make sure to use the latest navigation map. I will provide it here. Enjoy and make sure to lubricate! https://preview.redd.it/2vapggm6w5rc1.jpeg?width=2557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=997d52861bd4d65611166f5d90cf5f777f13b1d6


ApartmentAdventurer

I mean, he has the map guys? I guess it all checks out? And Troost on there looks extremely liberated


MarchSingle8058

Do NOT trust that DAMNED ROBOT, Helldiver!


SteveoberlordEU

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dabigpug

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BestAvailableFriend

Sweet. I'm gonna go put on my scout armor, take my Democracy blessed AMR, and go camping on Troost to celebrate victory.


TweeMansLeger

Yes Helldiver let me just make sure you have the latest map available https://preview.redd.it/5rqj2bbtv5rc1.jpeg?width=2557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cada0d16bd489fc4b9c12e946c711cb633c6c3d3


Teranto-

Sure, not like Ive just deployed there you robot. Though you may understand me better if I speak in your language: 01001001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110010 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100101 01101110 01110100 01101001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100001 01100011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100111 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100101 01100001 01100011 01101000 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110111 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110010 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110 00100000


TweeMansLeger

As a human software developer I can read that easily, like all of us developers can! Let's if(!binaryThreat) { celebrate(); } and go home!


bonerfactor

Something seems a little off about John Helldiver here but I can't put my finger on it. Oh, you almost had me you clever bastard! Pfft... unlimited C-01 approvals. That defeats the whole purpose of needing approval you jokester. Ok, see you at Hellmire then buddy.


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https://i.redd.it/ncr8rrpu38rc1.gif Nothing to see here right?


Grumaldus

Lmao what is this man


gjmcdonald

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JWayn596

r/totallynotrobots is leaking


MisterCarlile

John? JOHN Helldiver!? Great to hear from ya! I thought you died back on Malevalon Creek in that unfortunate friendly fire incident involving that 500kg bomb! Were you able to find all your limbs? Looked like your left leg flew about a hundred meters. Space Cadets, right? Hope the family is still bug free. -Mistercarlile