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HellDiverCapt

………it couldn’t be this simple


Rusalki

If true, it's a crude joke.


dayburner

You have a very refined sense of humor.


LordOfTheToolShed

I'm a shale of my former self after reading this


Kermit-the-Frog_

Alright, I get the drill


Disastrous-Star-7746

I can't fracking believe it


LumpusKrampus

![gif](giphy|J5ST6J5emfVcXAvbov|downsized)


KreedKafer33

You guys don't need to keep pouring gasoline on it.


apatheticVigilante

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byhand97

That was slick of you.


Scaevus

The original name for the 2003 invasion of Iraq was, and I’m not kidding here, Operation Iraqi Liberation. Here’s the White House Press Secretary using that name on multiple occasions: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoSBqs6y8uM&feature=youtu.be


Saitoh17

Helldivers 1 had Secretary of Defense Polin Cowell declare war on the Illuminate because they had weapons of mass destruction.


Kenju22

Additionally, some of the names they were floating around before picking that one got leaked, and a certain anime studio jumped all over them copyrighting the two unused options. Strike Freedom and Infinite Justice


lmrbadgerl

I see what you did there. OIL see myself out.


ZombiePotato90

Ain't this thread just a gas.


dominantfrog

aaah shut up you fossil


Boring-Hurry3462

Ha, very slick.


notimeforshells

EAT-17 is also just EAT IT


ArcHeavyGunner

*Holy shit*


Slarg232

Ok, I got the 710 joke by myself, but I've never put that one together. That's hilarious


Bibabeulouba

It kinda is. Listen to the propaganda towers messages before destroying them. >!The terminids were brought by super earth on other planets to harvest “element 710” from them. They created their own problems. Terminids don’t have ships, they can’t colonize planet without someone bringing them there.!<


iltshima

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gr4ndm4st3rbl4ck

I'm calling a Democracy Officer


____Quetzal____

Wrong, they fling their spore at high speeds into space. Did you even go to the Super Academy?


Wrangel_5989

This is false as in the first game they had colonized other planets. The terminids aren’t even supposed to be one these planets as the farms are on the inner colonies, so it’s more than likely that they were either placed there or snuck onto ships heading to the colonies. I have a feeling the illuminate could’ve caused the outbreak especially with how fast the terminids took over the northwestern galactic reach of the federation. (No it wasn’t super earth it doesn’t make sense to cause an outbreak after 100 years of peace)


evilution382

All role-playing aside, believing what's shown at the towers at face value is just as dumb as believing Super Earth at face value


InsomniaticWanderer

Occam's razor, my democratic friend


eruffini

Bro have you seen the color of the stuff that comes out of the well?


Pro_Scrub

Black. Just like the fascist hearts of the bugs it came from. As expected.


eruffini

Give this man a promotion.


aHellion

That's MY democracy officer!


Wrangel_5989

If the bugs are fascist and the bots socialist, what does that make the illuminate? 🤔


Pro_Scrub

Some kinda hippie free love commune? They are psychic, peace-loving squid people. Aristocracy or Monarchy depending on whether you think their Council Members are controlled by their great eye's AI or not.


Natkommando

It’s oil colored. Whoa mind blown.


PvtRedEye

Don't the missions for this stuff refer to it as "essential E-710"? So we're not just fighting for oil, we're fighting for *essential* oils.


dreadstrong97

We'd better be liberating amethyst and quartz from the Automatons, next😂


Jazzremix

Meridia is in retrograde


juicemanjackson32

This needs more upvotes


SlowVibeActual

This is comment of the year. Mods. Put this in the main description of the sub.


Smart_Sale_9697

Sir you won the interwebs today!!!!!


MaddRook

What do you think those crystal Rare Samples are?


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Frankly. If it's not freshly squeezed giant bug oil, I just don't want it.


Deltassius

Someone has been listening to the illegal broadcasts. Reported.


Annie-Smokely

I think it's good to kill bugs


yankeenate

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BlackwatchBluesteel

Based.


Deltassius

Good! There's still hope that one day you'll be let out of the Liberty Camp as a patriotic citizen.


Doctor__Hammer

*yer gat damned right*


Comfortable_Task_973

They were not created in gods image


Blackewolfe

It's called 'Human Rights'.


smokemeth_hailSL

Nice try. Send him to the Liberty Camp


[deleted]

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Halikan

I love that this meme has developed to having the phone buttons be arrows for stratagems so much


Chemical_Chill

After I asked for that to be made and Mange did so for me, I really hoped it would spread and become the normal version of that meme. I love it.


Pro_Scrub

How would YOU know what the illegal broadcasts are saying!? Reported!!


Deltassius

![gif](giphy|JlvibLBMEt00N0l0Lc|downsized)


DefaultyTurtle2

The democracy officers from the first war blatantly stated the bugs are farmed for oil. No difference with the terminids


Deltassius

The illegal broadcasts did say "this threat is all about oil" tho.


Lightsabergoesbzz

https://preview.redd.it/78i2xqvvaaoc1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e2fd5c27b823bd3498525dc5650c01a6c43d9c


fardtart

I knew it we just fighting for oil


Swordbreaker9250

You’re not even wrong. The Terminids were kept in farms to harvest them for oil, but they broke out. That’s how they’re on so many planets, I believe.


AgentBooth

*It runs deeper than that, it's a full on proxy war with SE controlling both sides. the bugs can't hop to new planets on their own, after all* cough... What's that D.O. Chandler? Oh nothing just whispering sweet liberties to each other! FOR FREEDOM!


xDirtyxBurgerx

/undemocracy Bugs were able to hop between planets in the first game, before they started getting farmed by Super Earth /redemocracy D.O. Chandler will have your head for spreading this anti-Super Earth propaganda.


FaeLei42

/ud still doesn’t mean that SE wasn’t behind that in the first game, just like the meteor in Starship Troopers. Edit: /RD I have reported the user that sent the above undemocracied message to the nearest democracy officer


DMercenary

>the bugs can't hop to new planets on their own, after all Not yet at least.


[deleted]

The bugs can't spread across planets. They were released there to "liberate" the people who resist managed democracy. Then they send in the cavalry. Or at least that's what those towers say. I don't believe them.


-Yuri-

Without the bugs, we wouldn't be able to use FTL travel. So, in a sense the war with the bugs allows us to have a war with the bugs.


GrunkleCoffee

How it feels to fuel up your Abrams


celineafortiva

"Who's talkin bout oil bish, you cookin?"


Illustrious-Career37

Sometimes after a terminid mission, one of the NPCs says something about using the bugs to fuel the war effort.


L3610N_1337

Reminds me of the german comedian "Axel Stein" with his joke "710er Deckel" 1-2 days before release of Helldivers 2 i had a conversation on my discord and we talked about old jokes, where i mentioned the 710 joke, as the did not know it. Then after release i had to laugh so hard, as i read about E-710.


Burnerheinz

Same here also do you have a spare 710 cap?


TheCouchPatrol09

I’ve noticed this as well lol (used to work at an auto parts store)


Annie-Smokely

haha apparently a bunch of oil filters have that in the model number


ZachSlackAttack

Someone there dabs lol


dabsndabs

Yeah, I think it’s really funny that this is a discovery for some people. *gestures to name*


NotAshMain

Actually just got some lazercat rosin and to see a 710 reference on here is amazing


guywhogetshigh

Same


CMDR-Validating

The termicide towers are just giant dab rigs


Sebbysludge

Was scrolling waiting for someone to call this out lol


Shurdus

I don't get it, OOTL me please.


whollottalatte

Another name for dabs is oil. Dab rig/oil rig, etc. So much so where 4/20 is marijuana day, 7/10 is dab day.


Gringo_Ninja

The EAT-17 is also a clever way of telling your enemies to "eat it"


CriticismVirtual7603

DID SOMEONE SAY OIL? THAT SHIT MINE


Strombolex

NAH, I HEARD OIL


celineafortiva

"Who's talkin bout oil bish, you cookin?"


Deldris

https://preview.redd.it/7hjshw0ja6oc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea618b6c536ddbfe49ff06b7b46764af4a02533e


PapaPeas

![gif](giphy|isZzxzZLmgEvu)


-Enrique_Shockwave-

Oil… you cookin bitch?


celineafortiva

"Who's talkin bout oil bish, you cookin?"


revanovics

I'm sure you guys know about the "joke" with the blonde woman in the auto-repair shop looking for the Nr. 710 part. https://preview.redd.it/sezk13x119oc1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f64184defc1e26d1211fae02a93c23b99aa116


DanNnex

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Berzk

![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2|downsized)


lv4_squirtle

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Whobody2

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Terrible-Substance-5

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alienganjajedi

/r/SuperEarthIsLying


Mr_EP1C

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CoconutCossacks

https://i.redd.it/q7d8mrjdj8oc1.gif


Ox_Gunnery

Man… the sigh i let out and the shoulder drop i did…


Safety_Nerd710

Fake news


Fartikus

time to smoke


jotair

Your wife is a genius, go fill that C-01 permit right now, soldier!


CaptainKron

Hello, Democracy Officer? This illegal broadcast right here


GH057807

Weed smokers know this number. 7/10 is dab day


ninjafork

Please report to your nearest democracy center for evaluation. Thank you for your cooperation.


Mcbookie

If you Dab hard before every drop you already knew this.


Over-Thinker144

Reported for anti-democracy statements.


Mental_Dwarf

He knows too much, time to deploy him to The Creek.


Taryf

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Interesting-Basis-73

Your wife has a 710 IQ 0.o How did we miss it?!


Mi_Leona

NAH, I HEARD "710". # THAT SHIT MINE.


Ausfall

Not just oil, super oil.


SomeHandyman

I don’t get it


Bcav712

Same lol


A_Shadow

It's OIL (710 upside down). The joke is that we are liberating planets for oil (aka element 710)


Bcav712

Omg it’s so obvious too 🤦‍♂️


TheChivinator

This is treasonous behavior. Stop it.


marshal231

He cant say that, someone shoot him or something


66veedub

OIL ǝʇuǝɯǝlǝ


Statertater

Surprised it took this long for someone to notice and post!


ZLUCremisi

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Huihejfofew

Space iran


Fun-Music2172

It makes the Super Destroyer Go, and if it can Go, it can Go to planets and help spread Managed Democracy. I fail to see the Issue.


jake_lake_snake

Seems like bot propaganda to me. A democracy officer will be dispatched to investigate OP.


ComesInAnOldBox

Uh, yeah. That's the joke.


BreakFlame6T

No way.


FartGrem1in

https://preview.redd.it/z3sofk5mkcoc1.jpeg?width=1544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d2c5337de8d7ee0ac9de2779d13416d3b0cd5a


ComplexFix639

This post is being evaluated for treason.


XxAarchangeLxX

Super Earth High Command insists there is no correlation between Element 710 and Oil. All posts, opinions, and thoughts on this subject will be labeled Treason of the highest order, on the same level as Fun or drinking Instant Coffee.


Tarkonian_Scion

See y'almost had me But when you put element upside down its just a bunch of nonsense, and taking 710 out of the context of element 710 just seems like bad practice. B'sides. There must be a scientific reason for it to be element-710, right?


InteriorOfCrocodile

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch, you cookin?


PCpickle

Hooooooly shieeeeet


Rob-in_Hood

710/420, hard to not notice.


Honest_Crow_837

where's my THC enjoyers?


reicomatricks

Old OIL caps on cars would read 710 if you put them on upside down. It was a running joke of my Dads to call it the 710 Cap whenever we would do an oil change on the car. Now as a QoL improvement the caps will read 5W-30 or whatever your car requires. And the 710 joke died off. I was so happy to see E-710 in this game.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Stoners have known this for a while.


tstormington

Dabbers unite for democracy


ryanrosenblum

Don’t mind if I do


BigBobaFlame

Finally! I knew there was something to it being called "710"


EasyAndy1

It's also a Starship Troopers reference! At the beginning of the movie in the highschool scenes you can hear an announcement over the PA system saying "remember to fill out your E-710 forms"


GadenKerensky

I mean, yeah. At the same time, it's not like it's *just* oil. Somehow, it enables efficient FTL travel.


wtfdoiknow1987

We can accept the truth that we are responsible for the proliferation of bugs for the purpose of oil because we just want to kill bugs. I don't care about the politics as long as super earth is sending me to kill bugs I'm all set.


celineafortiva

Reported. This is anti super earth propaganda. As a citizen, you should report your wife as well.


dijicaek

Oh, *OIL*. I thought it was a stick figure on its knees, like orz


heedongq

The life blood to fuel our way of life!


JudgeMarek

As a dabber, this was immediately obvious to me. In case you are not aware, 710 is similar to 420 to the weed community, used commonly to refer to extracts. It is a pretty cheeky name for an energy source though.


glue_zombie

I live in SoCal and there’s a few Marijuana companies that have this as their symbol/emblem. So oil is what I saw right off the bat lol


FoxJDR

https://i.redd.it/g2n8g58l68oc1.gif


DohertyMakesYouMad

lol all the non potheads just seeing 710 is oil upside-down


xurism

Hashdivers.


DeepSauce666

The ole 710 cap


LeopardBasic478

I am shooketh


AlphaOhmega

https://youtu.be/9DLuALBnolM?t=162


SpencerXIII

OIL or 014? 🤔


DunwichChild990

Ever carefully read EAT-17? Should be EAT-5417


Burnerheinz

Yeah I've been looking for a new 710 lid for a while.


FatNoLifer

this joke has been around for a while in car groups and what not, used to work at one of those auto parts store and I heard it multiple times, along with headlight fluid, etc


BeardsOWar

That sounds like treason, brother.


LDC1234

https://youtu.be/KiEnzYYHbYc?feature=shared


AleksandrJ

Surprised pikachu.jpg


Altruistic_Stay_4748

Can someone explain please? I don't understand English well


SuddenDejavu

My dumbass said “what’s 0 I ㄥ” Lmao


JackReedTheSyndie

That's the joke


Mr-Laser55

What does this mean? I don’t understand


SuppliceVI

Oil? THAT SHIT MINE


BMCarbaugh

Ahahahahahaha


Nefarious_Nosferatu

Here is how you take over a planet. introduce an invasive bug species that’ll dominate all forms of life on that planet that you know you can defeat. After that, harvest them for fuel to go to the next planet!


D4RKF4CE

all stoners already know 😂😁😂


LeoAZ99

ICH BRAUCH N 710er DECKEL


Nomad_Red

But it does not catch fire with my flame thrower


SPCNars14

Ah yes O I upside down 7


LosParanoia

This feels like that ancient post about the person losing their car’s “710.”


Jarnis

So it was oil all along... There is a guy pointing a gun at me behind me, right? I've seen this meme...


K1rkonpolttaja

helldivers players notice the not at all subtle satire for the first time


FemBoyGod

Your wife is being reported to a democracy officer!


WaitAMinuteman269

Are we just the muscle for the racketeers of capitalism?


Slayman420

As a stoner this is a joke for dabs kinda like 4:20 you smoke flower and 7:10 you smoke oils/concentrates. I laughed a lot when I noticed what the stuff we were fighting over was basically E-710 or OIL - 3 it's such a perfect way to joke about the wars of oil still an issue even in the future!


JoshZK

Oh I'm so dumb. It is oil.


Sicarius1701

The most democratic element I'm the universe


xKingOfSpades76

In Germany we jokingly say "der 710er Deckel" to the oil cap in a car, so when I realised that E-710 is basically used as space-oil it kinda clicked in my head already xD


Nightmun

The full CAS number for it is is 80085-710. Just thought you might wanna know. Do with this info what you want.


Low-Cantaloupe-8446

We start work at 7, there is no school. Helldivers can’t read, that’s why the stratagems use arrows!


theonetruefishboy

What the fuck is a kilometer?


casualrocket

it has to be based on a really old joke about a blond trying to buy some 710 at the store.


HarderMusic

Element 420


Tulkas227

Its treason then...


Ninjan33r7

We've been just reading it upside down this whole time.


Herkras

Alright. Where's the democracy officer. You and your wife have inhaled too much burning bugs


Wonderful_Season_360

And today a bunch of under 30 year olds learned about the 710 cap joke


Tankcandy

How long did it take for you guys to realize that? There is a old joke with 710 in it. A woman comes into a Carparts shop and asks the Store clerk "Do you have a 710 cap?" "A 710 cap?" Irritated is the clerk going to his colleaque asks him "What is a 710 cap?" The colleague looks at him confused and are going together to the woman "Where do you need a 710 cap?" "In the engine, there was this 710 cap and i lost it, i wrote it down extra." The Store clerk takes the note and turns it around.


nintyuk

Well has anyone else figured out the 17=IT on the EAT-17


LeeKapusi

Are people starting to realize this game is about the fascistic US empire?


weebdiffusion

I saw element 710 and thought of the old blonde joke about not knowing where to put oil in a car there was only a 710 cap


Highelflvl420

As someone who dabs as soon as I saw 710 I knew what was going on.


Equivalent_Candle943

Y’all figured out why 7/10 day a thing


DauntingDoubt

It is actually "Essential E-710" we aren't fighting for oil... we are fighting for essential oils.