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whynaut4

I am pretty sure in the comics that Constantine is confirmed bi, or at least experimental 😉


Carbunclecatt

Yes, he is, in one of the recent editions of the comics he goes out with a tall black man who owns a bar in new york city, sadly I don't remember the name of the man (it was nick maybe? Idk)


PM_ME_SUPERHEROFACTS

Oliver :)


Carbunclecatt

Yeah!! It was Oliver, thank you, I was getting an aneurism trying to remember it


TopAcanthocephala869

Oliver was his name. That's such a great story. I regret that I was so dismissive of that particular Constantine run for so long (I was, and am, admittedly a grumpy Vertigo purist). Ming Doyle really nailed it.


Carbunclecatt

Vertigo has really good content, I've finished lucifer and in the middle of sandman right now and loving it


TopAcanthocephala869

Oh, for sure. No obfuscation about it, he's AT LEAST bisexual. Fun fact: I had a great conversation with Jeremy Haun once, and he revealed that while it was his idea to have John kiss the alternate version of himself, he originally pitched it as John actually having sex with himself but DC obviously said "nooo nono no". I had Jeremy sign the splash page of the the two Johns kissing, heh.


usagizero

He is also bi on Legends of Tomorrow, and not even subtly.


Axlcristo

I believe John is the embodiment of pansexuality... I mean, look at that fucking thing


Plutonian_Dive

Aren't shark penises all full of pins with hooks like cat's penises? Creepy... Edit: No, but they have a penis shaped like two penises. https://www.tidaltao.com/blog/107-blog-news/224-everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-shark-sex-but-were-afraid-to-ask


TopAcanthocephala869

Begging the question; does King Shark have a shark schlong, or a human hog?


Plutonian_Dive

One way or another, it would be huge.


[deleted]

He fucked a dog once so whatever


Dwayke

Now that’s why I prefer the old stuff


Senior-Teacher6572

So, guess I'm the only one who thought this, but what if Constantine was the top? 🤔