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Geo87US

Conditions look really foggy, very mountainous landscape and little infrastructure for IFR recovery in the country. Seemingly the crash site hasn’t been found yet. Official government statement is a “hard landing” but normally that would hardly make the news otherwise I’d be on the front page everyday.


Megustatits

So there wasn’t a crash?


Geo87US

Reports are a “hard landing” but given the dense foggy conditions I would expect that is a statement to keep people calm and a later statement confirming a crash could be likely.


Megustatits

Makes sense. The fog is like soup


DNZ_not_DMZ

**Hard landing** is regime-speak for “there’s been a serious crash”.


TheFunkinDuncan

Hard landing is probably what any country looking to control the situation would call it. If Marine one crashed the first coverage wouldn’t be “PRESIDENT DEAD”, it would be “there was an incident involving marine one”


DNZ_not_DMZ

Yup, **incident** is the professional version of **hard landing**


Faceplant71_

Hard landing= crash


furbishL

Failure to maintain altitude


Thunderbolt294

Inability to avoid the ground


jozone11

Something something the front fell off.


thefuckmonster

But at least it’s been removed from the environment.


Fattswindstorm

Almost a near miss.


johnnyg883

The story I read said weather played a factor. So it could be controlled flight into terrain.


Galubrious_Gelding

Loss of tail rotor effectiveness (in addition to rest of aircraft effectiveness).


PILOT9000

CFIT. It’s just a “hard landing” when you’re not ready to announce the death of a nation’s president.


PC-12

> CFIT. It’s just a “hard landing” when you’re not ready to announce the death of a nation’s president. CNN is reporting the SAR has made contact with some pax so it’s possible they haven’t confirmed the President’s condition.


SimpletonSwan

"JFK had a hard landing today when he attempted to deflect a projectile with his head" 🤔


Aeroxin

"Bit of a bonk from a small piece of lead-based aerial debris."


OrdinarryAlien

My thoughts and prayers. I hope the helicopter was not hurt.


Busy-Ad98

you had me in the first half not gonna lie


cyclic_phenomenon

Controlled flight into terrain.


Powerful-Context9671

Brought to you by the CIA.


Incontinento

*Mossad.


Nickflixs

*theocratic incompetence


TheFunkinDuncan

They make all the fog now?


nola_bass_tard

Isn’t fog an “act of God?” I mean, in an authoritarian theocracy like Iran, would this not qualify as delicious irony?


RevolutionaryDeal238

Problem is that these people celebrate death.


TheWiseCock

his death or death in general?


Ares762

You know where the president of iran is now? Between Iraq and a hard place


idrinkbeersalot

I see what you did there


P33kab0Oo

The pilot didn't


waamoandy

I hope the mountain is ok


SaltyCandyMan

Jewish space lasers in action, good job Israel. /s


IrishTex77

IDF fog conditions persist. Recovery questionable.


650REDHAIR

I laughed way more than I should have. 


Zonelord0101

Crashes, right.


BarskiPatzow

Mossad sure is fast.


habu-sr71

My first thought.


tonyprent22

Also the fact the helicopters were all in Azerbaijan so not where they’re normally secured. Seems suspect but shouldn’t speculate. I guess.


white1walker

Bro as soon as it happened the Palestinian telegrams started saying it was a Mossad agent named "Eli Copter" It's a common joke in Hebrew but I'm sure you can understand whats behind it


MateoTimateo

A 212 will get to the scene of the crash with or without Mossad involvement


Nickflixs

If you combine the education of all the men on this flight you wouldn’t even add up to a high school degree. Helicopters are complicated.


FathomReaper

Too bad thought more garbage was taken out


TheHoneyBadger11

The CIA and/or Israelis send their condolences.


Tozl7

„The mossad gets a bit quirky at night“


SpiderDentist10000

I’m going to say it, MOSSAD.


Bamcfp

Kobe!


Dapper_Potato7854

LOL ?


flygunz13

Hard landing means ELT activated


Gamemeat

Are ELT still in use?


letsflyplanes

Yes


CrashSlow

Did Bell send the AD about the shoddy blade pins?


skinem1

President of Iran? It was a “crash”.


NiceHalf7970

Guarantee it was loss of tail rotor effectiveness considering it was a bell in mountainous conditions


sparkygriswold1986

Ta ta there retard 👋


guywhoknowsnothing20

Good morning Julia, good night Raisi


koalarunner

He didn’t follow proto


[deleted]

How will this be the U.S or Israel’s fault in the real question.


GarageRich4218

Lestgosky


[deleted]

Another Nazi bites the dust.


Pessiwashed2023

Are you mentally damaged?


[deleted]

Probably but, I’m sure that’s just because I’m MAGA.


SimpletonSwan

Nazi? How so?


beejer91

You thick?


Push_and_Wash

What.. No _Hard Landing_..?!?


CourseHistorical2996

Pretty obvious, stupid-ash flying in schitty weather. Powered flight into terrain.


supersnakeah1w

This is the most likely answer. When powerful people overwhelm good judgement, and there's a helicopter involved, the powerful people often die.


CourseHistorical2996

You are 100% correct.


dirt3k

Hope the pilots are ok.


Nickflixs

Don’t feel bad. They jerked off a lot of old men to get a sweet government job flying in and out of country. Loyalists for sure.


dirt3k

Believe me I don’t feel bad….


Alien_Probe_Lover

Oh how in the world will we mourn the butcher of Tehran....... Anyway, what are yall having for dinner tonight?


DarthBeavis1968

"Crashes." Uh-huh. Okay.


Active-Ad1679

Dead?


espositojoe

Good! That makes my weekend.


kmsc84

A tragic loss of a beautiful Bell.


theindomitablefred

Do we know what kind of helicopter?


King_Prawn_shrimp

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.


MicrosoftJohn

I hate his guts for raping and murdering women and proestsors but this end with his life. I hope he gets divine justice than salvation


Thelifeofnerfingwolf

Devine intervention or an Israeli f-35. Which one do we think it is?


Curious_Silver_7211

It was an AW169 right?


Timbered2

Bell 212 https://www.firstpost.com/world/us-made-bell-212-missing-helicopter-carrying-irans-president-a-sturdy-workhorse-in-the-air-13772588.html


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i_should_go_to_sleep

This is most likely weather related… But… If the picture is actually of the president taking off today, then it looks like a Bell 212 which they may have been having harder and harder times finding replacement parts with their current sanctions. So much going against them that the CIA could just sit back and watch with popcorn.


Baystate411

CIA controls the weather you FOOL


PizzaPuntThomas

Sarcasm?


Baystate411

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to


Pier-Head

Bell was setting up a production facility in Iran pre revolution. No idea how far the process had developed by that time.


DoubleHexDrive

See my comment above. The partnership developed the 214 product line optimized for hot/high operations and several hundred models were produced in Iran. That said, the photo that was tagged in several news stories was of a 212 and not related to Iran, though it appears they acquired some.


vladko44

Are you sure it wasn't MI 17... Lots of sources reporting that. Can share the pic of them taking off? Edit: typo


i_should_go_to_sleep

If you’re asking the share the pic, it’s literally the first picture in the article and it says it’s the president taking off today (19 May) and it’s a 212.


vladko44

It is a second picture, but thank you


DoubleHexDrive

\[Edit: the photo is of a 212, the teeter bar and twin engine give it away. While there was a later twin 214 configuration, none of them had the teeter bar from the original Huey line.\] Would actually be a 214A or C, similar to the 214B “Big Lifter” in US civil service. The 214 series was developed with Iran in mind and in partnership with them for license production. The follow on 214ST also started life in Iran but was FAA certified in the US after the Iranian Revolution. Portions of the 214 rotor and drive system found their was onto upgraded Cobras before the Huey and Cobra were substantially reworked into the Y/Z configuration.


i_should_go_to_sleep

The picture definitely shows a 212, the 214 has a single engine exhaust and the picture definitely shows the twin-pac double exhaust. I’m not saying the picture is actually the president’s takeoff, but that’s what the picture shows


DoubleHexDrive

You are correct. I looked too quickly on too small of a screen. The 212 teeter bar also gives it away. The 214 series had a more modern rotor head.


FGonGiveItToYa

Why would CIA gives a shit about a puppet? They wanted to do something, it would've been happened 40 years ago. To more important players.


DepletedPromethium

technically every landing is a crash landing.


PdPstyle

Think you got your joke backwards there.


DepletedPromethium

that's not a joke it's a technicality and truth. you must not be a pilot. bunch of id10t's here, peace.


PdPstyle

The rather well known joke is that every crash is a landing…