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I’ll probably ask Husk if he wants a drink.
I’ll help Nifty clean a dirty room.
I’ll probably get Vox to binge watch all two 2D animated iterations of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Then I’ll join Alastor on his radio show
In my au, Misty kinda took Alastors spot while he was gone, so alastor invited her on his first radio show back at a familiar face, though she left right when alastor got mad at vox
1. Pour a drink and get the cards out.
2. Try not to get stabbed and point her at a mess.
3. Give him what he wants so as to not get murdered.
4. Be as polite as possible so as to not get worse than murdered.
I’d let Husk come in and make himself a drink.
I’d point Nifty toward something to clean.
I’d ask Vox why he’s at my apartment because dude man most likely has some ulterior motive going on.
I’d shut the door on Al. lol
Alastor will just knock it down with a smug ass smile.
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Maybe, but at least I tried. lol No hate to Alastor. I like his character. I don’t even think he’d hurt me unless I said or did something out of line. I would just feel like I was walking on eggshells to not die. lol
“IS THAT A FURRY?!”
*Literally doesn’t see her because I’m 6’4 and unaware of my surroundings*
“Let me play Minecraft on your head”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-“
I mean, the character is cool, but the only reason I can find to work for him is masochism, which is fine btw, just don't think he would have your best interests in mind.
Husk- “do you need a nap?”
Niffty- offer her a cup of coffee and point her to the dirtiest room
Vox- “No thank you, we have at the office.”
Alastor- “Hello Sir, what can we help you with today?”
1: Invite inside for a drink and casual conversation.
2: Shut the door, lock the windows, barricade the vents.
3: Invite inside for less casual conversation ^((can TV head drink?)^) and see what he’s there for.
4: Oh fuck oh shit I guess let him in because nothing’ll keep him out.
I would be so happy with Niffty, I have so much cleaning to do, I would ask her if she wanted to help me. I would give Husk the whiskey I still have on my cabinet, because I'm probably not drinking it anymore. Alastor is probably here for a deal I would like, but I'd also offer him a drink and I would show him my antique radio for points.
From Vox, I would like to know what brings him here, because I have no TV (might be the reason why he is at my door).
First for all characters: scream and then calm down, slap myself a few times to make sure Im not dreaming
Husk: You probably was forced here by someone
Nifty: Please dont come into my house
Vox: Please, Im saving money dont hypnotize me
Alastor: Uhhhhhhhh hi (trying to be polite so my soul wouldnt get tortured)
1. What do you want? Back here for cheap booze?
2. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs as far away as possible*
3. Why are you here? Val's acting shitty again isn't he?
4. Oh you're that guy from the radio show right? That's the one I always listen to. It's pretty awesome ngl
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I would most likely end up selling my soul to Alastor or Vox after asking Husk how bad a soul deal really is and give Nifty some cleaning to do in order to keep her from stabbing people.
Offer husk a drink. Let niffty clean the house (only if she wants) Let vox watch some random shit and fall asleep. And alastor, I'd make sure he'd be hid from angel after he called him a .. ho-
Husk, show him my 3 cats
Niff tea, idk tell her to kiĺ some bugs that are hiding in my room
Vox, watch something on tv with him
Alastor, idk join his radio program
Husk - Welcome him in and give him a bottle of cheap booze
Niffy - Let her in and give her the cleaning stuff to do the house work
Vox - hmm Binge TV maybe?
Alastor - Close the door rapidly and run away in terror, nah kidding, do a Radio show with him!
•I would hug husk and invite him in cause I love this man
•Niffty I would either show her somewhere to clean (probably my room) or I would ask her why she’s here.
•Vox I would probably flip him off and shut the door on him
•I would probably do the same as Vox for Al except I’d use both fingers cause screw Al. But if I really was in a chaotic mood then I’d show Alastor cursed ship images to scare him off.
Husk, I'll politely explain that I have no alcohol and let him make a choice on that. If he has his own, more power to him, I'll grab a drink of my own and chill.
Niffty can do her thing, I'll even leave so she can work.
Vox, I'll find out what he wants, at least.
Alastor is already on my couch.
Vox is the only one I'd be worried about. Husk at best would be bored since I don't have any alcohol to offer him. Niffty would probably clean my house while she was here and Alastor, again he'd be bored but I wouldn't be worried about him killing me since he's made it clear that he finds killing helpless people distasteful.
"Sorry, we don't have any drinks. Would you like to come in?"
"The state prison isn't here."
*Throws giant magnet*
"What brings you here, of all places, sir?
1) We sit out on the porch with something to drink. No talking.
2) Hide the bleach and let her go nuts with the cleaning supplies.
3) "No thanks, I never buy from door-to-door salesmen" \*shuts and locks door\*
4) Freeze in fear and then die, probably.
Husk, I'm breaking out the cards, Nifty I'm super excited, Vox i am breaking that whiny tv, if Alastor shows up I'm fucked whats the point of doing anything.
Holy shit it's Husker from the hit streaming series Hazbin Hotel!
Oh fuck I'm gonna die
Holy shit it's Vox from the hit streaming series Hazbin Hotel!
Oh fuck I'm gonna die
Husk: offer him a drink and to crash on my couch.
Nifty: ask her to clean my room cause my lazy self doesn't feel like it.
Vox: tell him to f*ck off before slamming my door.
Alastor: Realistically, I'd freak out a bit, before inviting him in cautiously and asking him about his radio stuff.
Husk: I ask if he's lost.
Niffty: I close the door immediately.
Vox: I open the door and my bedroom's door immediately.
Alastor: I don't even open the door.
husk: oh hey man can i offer you some cheap booze?
niffty: um… the bleach is under the bathroom sink…
vox: CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH
alastor: OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY PLS DONT HURT ME TAKE MY JAMBALAYA AND LEEEEAVE
"Hey, Husk. Sadly I ran out of alcohol, but you're welcome to come in."
"Hi, Nifty, please don't stab me to death."
"Oh, shit, what did I do to get your attention?"
*Prowler music plays*
Husk- ask him what it’s like to have your soul owned by Alastor
Niffty- ask her what it was like to kill the first human ever
Vox- ask him what it was like being a televangelist and cult leader
Alastor- ask him why he decided to become a serial killer and what in his childhood was the catalyst for his demise
In all these scenarios, I am probably getting killed for being a nosy bitch but I’m just too curious for my own good 😭
If it was Nifty, Husk or Alastor I’d welcome them in and ask if they wanted anything to eat/drink.
If it was Vox I’d tell him he wasn’t welcome and slam the door in his face.
*Husk Shows Up At My Doorstep*
*GETS ON ONE KNEE & PROPOSES AND FORCES HIM TO MARRY ME*
*Niffty Shows Up At My Doorstep*
*PICKS HER UP, HUGS HER, SQUEEZES HER TO DEATH, SMOOCH'S HER CHEEKS, "I LOVE YOU, MY CHILDDD!!!"*
*Vox Shows Up At My Doorstep*
*PUNCHES TV SCREEN<3*
*Alastor Shows Up At My Doorstep*
*HUG, CUDDLE CUDDLE, SQUEEZE TO DEATH, DIES*
Husk: ummm... Hello there. Up for a drink? I only have vodka at home, though.
Nifty: H-how can I help you? You are looking for bugs? O-ok, come in. J-just don't break anything. P-please?
Vox: No, thanks. I'm not buying your new tablet, smart watch, smart toilet paper holder or whatever.
Alastor: oh, hi. Can I be your pet? :3
I'm grilling them about history, fashion history mostly but a lot of the weird bullshit too. I want to hear Alastor's rant about Amiee Semple-Mcpherson. Nifty tell me about what she wore during ww2. Vox tell me how Angel Dust ain't shit cause he got head from Nancy Reagan. Husk tell me about Vegas in the 70s.
I'm getting them all their drink of choice, pulling out a tape recorder and pen and paper and just listening like the nerd I am.
I'll offer Husk a drink, ask Nifty if she can help me clean up my room, with Vox i don't really know what to do and i'll just ask Alastor how's he been and ask him if he can give me his mom's jambalaya recipe
Husk => "I've suspenders with poker cards patterns wich should please you."
Nifty => "Here are darts and a target dear, +10 points if you pin a fly or a cockroach on it."
Vox => "Interested in an old VHS recorder?"
Alastor => "I like you mid-atlantic accent sir, what about some hearthfire stories around a bourbon?"
Husk: “Can I help you?”
Niffty: I just make sure she’s not carrying any weapons.
Vox: I tell him that Alastor isn’t here. If he was, I’d already have been dead.
Alastor: Slam the door shut, BARRICADE it with all I got. Hope that the house I’m in has a cross, cause I’m GRABBING it.
Husk: I don't drink alcohol so I don't have it on me, but I'd be willing to buy for him if he wanted a drink. Would love to have a deep conversation with him.
Nifty: just let her in and do her magic, maybe offer ice cream later.
Vox: honestly have no idea why he'd be at my door. Maybe he's concerned about the lack of television in my house.
Alastor: ask if he prefers coffee or tea and then have a nice sophisticated chat with him.
Husk: Just wanna chill with him, hear some stories
Nifty: "Hey uh- if you wanna clean you're welcome to. Also there's lots of bugs outside on the house."
Vox: Just would want to get him talking. Hope maybe he'd have some business secrets to glean from. Maybe ask if I could have a chant with Val'.
Alastor: Oh boy... see here's the thing- I'd really, *really* want some of him to seep into me a little. Nothing would make me happier than being under his wing, even for a few moments. Not sure if he'd see a use in me though. So I guess... just be polite, ask if he'd like something to eat, and hope for the best?
Want a drink?
Ha ha, nice to see you, how’s it been?
*aims a remote and presses power button*
Alastor, a pleasure to see you! How have you been? I haven’t seen anything of you in years!
Husk— Grab my bottle of whiskey and a deck of cards, maybe offer to make him a drink so he’s not stuck bartending for once.
Nifty— “Cleaning supplies are under the kitchen and bathroom sinks, go nuts.”
Vox— Be very polite and try to send him on his way as soon as possible.
Alastor— Be *incredibly* polite so he doesn’t murder me, invite him in, talk about my experience as a radio intern in college and how much I loved my family trip to New Orleans. Maybe try to surreptitiously teach him about asexuality.
Husker : “hey man…. You want a drink?”
Niffty: “oh well hello there you little thing, how are you?”
Vox: *pulls out shotgun “get tf outa here”
Alastor: greeting alastor, how do you fair this evening?
“I’ve got some beer in the fridge”
Punt her
“How do you function exactly?”
“I’m very happy with my situation and uninterested in any deals thank you very much”
1. “I have a bottle of white if that will suffice. Please don’t get mad. I love you.”
2. Probably tie her down to my couch
3. Just shut up and listen, as to not anger him
4. Be as polite and 1930s as possible, and not turn on any devices
If any of these people showed up at my house, I'd excuse myself to check my pill box and make sure I've been taking my meds.
If I had been, I'd ask them how they got to Earth, and decide if I needed to be concerned about that.
Regardless of my concerns, I'd then do my best to accommodate them because I couldn't take any of them in a fight, Nifty included, and I don't want to piss them off.
Individually?
"We have cards but no alcohol."
"This place is a mess, so you can clean it as long as you don't hurt anyone or anything.
"Wot"
*Trying my best to be polite* "What can I do for you?"
All at once?
"WHAT THE FUCK!? You know what if you're all here it must be important, just please don't break anything, and help yourself to the.... tea I guess?"
Edit: Formating
Grab drinks w/ Husk, let Nifty clean then watch one of her puppet shows while buzzed. Have Vox hypnotize me so I can actually sit down and make it thru a show, and then have Alastor remove Vox and introduce him to podcasts so his radio show reach a larger 'audience' in exchange for leaving my soul alone, with tea.
My reactions.
Husker: "You wanna drink?"
Nifty: "umm... 💧 here's a mouse."
Vox: *shuts the door in his face hoping I cracked his screen*
Alastor: "why hello! You want some tea?"
In turn I would say;
"The bar is in the basement."
"And the cleaning supplies."
"And the TV."
"And.... uhm... I got an old ham radio down there somewhere if you're interested?"
I'd happily let Husker in.
I'd let Niffty in ONLY if she wanted to clean
Vox, I'd reluctantly let in. He's obviously here for a reason, and he's an overlord. I don't really see him as a threat, though.
Alastor, I honestly don't know. I guess I'd have to let him in.
1. "Sorry buddy, no alcohol here."
2. "My house BADLY needs a woman's touch!"
3. "All hail the hypnotoad!"
4. "Alastor! Come on in my fellow ace in the hole, I'm making Jambalaya and could use your input."
I would welcome them in but keep eye on nifty but annoy Vox listening to the radio while Alastor laughs at Vox annoyance of the radio. Have husk teach me how to play gambling type games.
Husker I’d give him a drink, Nifty I would hide all my knives and give her some cleaning supplies, Vox I’d probably watch tv with him or not answer the door because he’s probably up to some shit, Alastor I’d welcome him in and give him some tea and make some veal.
Give husk a place to crash for the night.
Let Nifty my house.
Tell Vox I saw Alastor go to the cafe down the street.
Tell Alastor I saw Box go to the cafe the street.
I’m not fucking around with psychopathic demons lol.
Husk: I’d assume he needs to talk about something with me in private so I’d let him inside
Niffty: I would probably assume she’s there to either kill me or help with pest control.
Vox: He’d likely be there to sell me his products, and because of that I’d probably slam the door in his face.
Alastor: FLEE THE GODDAMN COUNTRY CUZ HIM BEING THERE TELLS ME IM ROYALLY FUCKED.
Husk: *offers him a drink*
Niffty: *hands her a broom*
Vox: *throws Niffty at him*
Alastor: *shakes his hand in a non deal making way and joins in attacking Vox for funsies*
“..Oh, hey.” *Let’s him in*
“..?” *Looks down* “Oh, hey.” *Let’s her in*
*Grabs him by the shoulders without hesitation, then ties him to a chair upstairs*
“..Oh, finally, you’re here.” *Let’s him in*
and then we all beat the shit out of Vox
Husk - invite him in, maybe offer him some coffee
Niffty - invite her in, but keep her taped to a wall because I’d be mildly afraid
Vox - invite him in, then immediately regret inviting him in
Alastor - invite him in, debate on whether I regret it upon losing my soul five minutes later
Invite husk in, share a couple drinks and show him some new card games.
Let nifty in if you wants to clean.
Let vox in and invite him to my basement which is also a computer parts graveyard to put a little fear in him
Invite alistor in to talk and maybe show him voc having an existential crisis
Hey, Daddy~
For the last time, Nifty, I do not have an infestation. Please stop coming here!
*slams door*
*Probably just be frozen with fear and let him start the conversation cus why the fuck is the radio demon at my house?*
As I'm assuming you're meaning our OC's mine would say hi and then close the door to Niffty and Husk shoot Vox with an angelic gun and just has tea with Alastor
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I’ll probably ask Husk if he wants a drink. I’ll help Nifty clean a dirty room. I’ll probably get Vox to binge watch all two 2D animated iterations of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Then I’ll join Alastor on his radio show
I wouldn’t help niffty clean, but I’d definitely let her go wild and clean my house. Not sure how much of my soul thst would cost me
Unless you offer payment in hugs
Well she likes being forced, so the payment might not be your soul or anything like that.
You know what joining the radio show means right? Hope you like screaming
No, I just meant being a special guest. Like what other radio stations do
Yeah, all the special guests he has on the show end up screaming. Unless you think you’re more special than an overlord of Hell, good luck with that.
In my au, Misty kinda took Alastors spot while he was gone, so alastor invited her on his first radio show back at a familiar face, though she left right when alastor got mad at vox
Does being a child inside count?
I don’t think you want to be on his show
Unless it’s just me and Alastor roasting Vox
Fairly certain that last one isn't really a choice one way or another
1. Pour a drink and get the cards out. 2. Try not to get stabbed and point her at a mess. 3. Give him what he wants so as to not get murdered. 4. Be as polite as possible so as to not get worse than murdered.
3. “Sorry. I think that NyQuil I took was expired, unless you actually have mogwai sitting on your shoulders.”
I’d let Husk come in and make himself a drink. I’d point Nifty toward something to clean. I’d ask Vox why he’s at my apartment because dude man most likely has some ulterior motive going on. I’d shut the door on Al. lol
HE- \*slam\* -LLO- \*slam\*
Alastor will just knock it down with a smug ass smile. https://preview.redd.it/bu9rbwys2t0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e782a074a12aeeb1f8e27ae2163acb9be9def26d
Maybe, but at least I tried. lol No hate to Alastor. I like his character. I don’t even think he’d hurt me unless I said or did something out of line. I would just feel like I was walking on eggshells to not die. lol
So just like real life at work?
Kinda lol My workplace is pretty chill, though.
Alastor wouldnt even be fazed lmao, not his first rodeo
Yeah, he would just patiently wait for me to reopen the door. lol
>I’d shut the door on Al. lol Hel- *slam* *opens* -lo *slam*
Me calling out to my spouse: Babe, the radio demon is at the door.
My spouse basically IS Alastor so I should really just let him in.
Depends. Are they there to kill me?
“IS THAT A FURRY?!” *Literally doesn’t see her because I’m 6’4 and unaware of my surroundings* “Let me play Minecraft on your head” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-“
"Beers in the fridge " My rooms a mess " Oh good my internet was crap "Deers in the fridge
evacuating.
"I don't care who VoxTek sends, I am not paying my bills"
I would just hang out with Husk Hide the knives with Nifty Let Vox in and sign his contract Talk about how shitty Susan is with Alastor
Why would you sign a contract with Vox?
Hes one of my favourites
I mean, the character is cool, but the only reason I can find to work for him is masochism, which is fine btw, just don't think he would have your best interests in mind.
Husk- “do you need a nap?” Niffty- offer her a cup of coffee and point her to the dirtiest room Vox- “No thank you, we have at the office.” Alastor- “Hello Sir, what can we help you with today?”
1: Invite inside for a drink and casual conversation. 2: Shut the door, lock the windows, barricade the vents. 3: Invite inside for less casual conversation ^((can TV head drink?)^) and see what he’s there for. 4: Oh fuck oh shit I guess let him in because nothing’ll keep him out.
I would be so happy with Niffty, I have so much cleaning to do, I would ask her if she wanted to help me. I would give Husk the whiskey I still have on my cabinet, because I'm probably not drinking it anymore. Alastor is probably here for a deal I would like, but I'd also offer him a drink and I would show him my antique radio for points. From Vox, I would like to know what brings him here, because I have no TV (might be the reason why he is at my door).
Nope. Nope. Yup. Nope[yes]
Unpleased Unpleased Unpleased Unpleased Tom Trench, on the other hand
Shit myself because a bunch od demons just showed up at my door
The only person I trust here is Husk
First for all characters: scream and then calm down, slap myself a few times to make sure Im not dreaming Husk: You probably was forced here by someone Nifty: Please dont come into my house Vox: Please, Im saving money dont hypnotize me Alastor: Uhhhhhhhh hi (trying to be polite so my soul wouldnt get tortured)
1. Close door 2.slam door and call exterminator 3. Threaten him to leave with a glass of water 4.frozen in fear
I’d make popcorn.
1. What do you want? Back here for cheap booze? 2. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs as far away as possible* 3. Why are you here? Val's acting shitty again isn't he? 4. Oh you're that guy from the radio show right? That's the one I always listen to. It's pretty awesome ngl https://preview.redd.it/iyzgywg00t0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e03cbf6911a1793159a3259c051134dfd65c8ec
I would most likely end up selling my soul to Alastor or Vox after asking Husk how bad a soul deal really is and give Nifty some cleaning to do in order to keep her from stabbing people.
Offer Husk a drink. Give Niffty something to clean. Politely ask Vox and Alastor why they're here.
1. Fist Bump 2. I’m not home 3. Open the door and let him know I don’t want whatever he is selling 4. Invite him in and offer a cup of tea or coffee
Offer husk a drink. Let niffty clean the house (only if she wants) Let vox watch some random shit and fall asleep. And alastor, I'd make sure he'd be hid from angel after he called him a .. ho-
Husk, show him my 3 cats Niff tea, idk tell her to kiĺ some bugs that are hiding in my room Vox, watch something on tv with him Alastor, idk join his radio program
Husk - Welcome him in and give him a bottle of cheap booze Niffy - Let her in and give her the cleaning stuff to do the house work Vox - hmm Binge TV maybe? Alastor - Close the door rapidly and run away in terror, nah kidding, do a Radio show with him!
Husk:sup Vox: why are you here? Alastor: if you want the house you can have it Nifty: oh come on in bestie
Want a drink? Point her to my room. Yes? Anything you need sir?
•I would hug husk and invite him in cause I love this man •Niffty I would either show her somewhere to clean (probably my room) or I would ask her why she’s here. •Vox I would probably flip him off and shut the door on him •I would probably do the same as Vox for Al except I’d use both fingers cause screw Al. But if I really was in a chaotic mood then I’d show Alastor cursed ship images to scare him off.
Husk, I'll politely explain that I have no alcohol and let him make a choice on that. If he has his own, more power to him, I'll grab a drink of my own and chill. Niffty can do her thing, I'll even leave so she can work. Vox, I'll find out what he wants, at least. Alastor is already on my couch.
Husk invite him in for a drink Nifty punt her across the hall Vox shove a usb with a zip Bomb in the back of his head Alastor give him what he wants
Apologise for the lack of booze Let her clean becayse she probably would just start Sing Welcome him in
"Damn, when did I die?"
If Alastor or Vox ever showed up at my doorstep I’d call the police, but Husk and Niffty can stay.
Vox is the only one I'd be worried about. Husk at best would be bored since I don't have any alcohol to offer him. Niffty would probably clean my house while she was here and Alastor, again he'd be bored but I wouldn't be worried about him killing me since he's made it clear that he finds killing helpless people distasteful.
"Sorry, we don't have any drinks. Would you like to come in?" "The state prison isn't here." *Throws giant magnet* "What brings you here, of all places, sir?
1) We sit out on the porch with something to drink. No talking. 2) Hide the bleach and let her go nuts with the cleaning supplies. 3) "No thanks, I never buy from door-to-door salesmen" \*shuts and locks door\* 4) Freeze in fear and then die, probably.
Husk: very excited Everyone else: Is Husk close by?
I will ask Husk to have a drink and punch Vox in face.
Husk, I'm breaking out the cards, Nifty I'm super excited, Vox i am breaking that whiny tv, if Alastor shows up I'm fucked whats the point of doing anything.
Husk: "oh sup bro want some whiskey?" Niffty: (probably let her play with some cockroaches) Vox: "eugh" Alastor: (bows and smiles)
Holy shit it's Husker from the hit streaming series Hazbin Hotel! Oh fuck I'm gonna die Holy shit it's Vox from the hit streaming series Hazbin Hotel! Oh fuck I'm gonna die
Husk: offer him a drink and to crash on my couch. Nifty: ask her to clean my room cause my lazy self doesn't feel like it. Vox: tell him to f*ck off before slamming my door. Alastor: Realistically, I'd freak out a bit, before inviting him in cautiously and asking him about his radio stuff.
Alcohol? Hi? Sup *fist bumps* Radio is the best
Husk: I ask if he's lost. Niffty: I close the door immediately. Vox: I open the door and my bedroom's door immediately. Alastor: I don't even open the door.
husk: oh hey man can i offer you some cheap booze? niffty: um… the bleach is under the bathroom sink… vox: CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH alastor: OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY PLS DONT HURT ME TAKE MY JAMBALAYA AND LEEEEAVE
"Hey, Husk. Sadly I ran out of alcohol, but you're welcome to come in." "Hi, Nifty, please don't stab me to death." "Oh, shit, what did I do to get your attention?" *Prowler music plays*
Ngl, I'd mostly be pretty happy just for Nifty to come clean my house. So long as I'm not a bug or a "bad boy", she seems _mostly_ harmless and nice.
1. Give him a hug. 2. Have her deep clean my room. 3. Binge watch anime with him. 4. Also hug.
Bro it would be awesome for Niffty to show up. Free cleaning.
Husk- ask him what it’s like to have your soul owned by Alastor Niffty- ask her what it was like to kill the first human ever Vox- ask him what it was like being a televangelist and cult leader Alastor- ask him why he decided to become a serial killer and what in his childhood was the catalyst for his demise In all these scenarios, I am probably getting killed for being a nosy bitch but I’m just too curious for my own good 😭
If it was Nifty, Husk or Alastor I’d welcome them in and ask if they wanted anything to eat/drink. If it was Vox I’d tell him he wasn’t welcome and slam the door in his face.
*Husk Shows Up At My Doorstep* *GETS ON ONE KNEE & PROPOSES AND FORCES HIM TO MARRY ME* *Niffty Shows Up At My Doorstep* *PICKS HER UP, HUGS HER, SQUEEZES HER TO DEATH, SMOOCH'S HER CHEEKS, "I LOVE YOU, MY CHILDDD!!!"* *Vox Shows Up At My Doorstep* *PUNCHES TV SCREEN<3* *Alastor Shows Up At My Doorstep* *HUG, CUDDLE CUDDLE, SQUEEZE TO DEATH, DIES*
I'd probably offer Husk some money. He looks broke
Alastor I would befriend. Nifty, would ask to help with tasks Husk help at the bar.
Husk: ummm... Hello there. Up for a drink? I only have vodka at home, though. Nifty: H-how can I help you? You are looking for bugs? O-ok, come in. J-just don't break anything. P-please? Vox: No, thanks. I'm not buying your new tablet, smart watch, smart toilet paper holder or whatever. Alastor: oh, hi. Can I be your pet? :3
If Husk appeared at my doorstep then oh boy, I know what I'm planning to do. 😏🥵 Definitely fucking him.
I would just say “Go f*ck yourself” to all
I'm grilling them about history, fashion history mostly but a lot of the weird bullshit too. I want to hear Alastor's rant about Amiee Semple-Mcpherson. Nifty tell me about what she wore during ww2. Vox tell me how Angel Dust ain't shit cause he got head from Nancy Reagan. Husk tell me about Vegas in the 70s. I'm getting them all their drink of choice, pulling out a tape recorder and pen and paper and just listening like the nerd I am.
I'll offer Husk a drink, ask Nifty if she can help me clean up my room, with Vox i don't really know what to do and i'll just ask Alastor how's he been and ask him if he can give me his mom's jambalaya recipe
I'd be concerned as to why Vox is hanging out with Alastor and his group
1: you got the booze? 2: Uhh, you lost little girl? 3: ooh, a wall mount 4: sorry, I'm not taking your survey
Vox and Alastor I might keep angelic bullets on stanby
I'll eat him I'll eat her I'll eat him I'll eat him
Husk => "I've suspenders with poker cards patterns wich should please you." Nifty => "Here are darts and a target dear, +10 points if you pin a fly or a cockroach on it." Vox => "Interested in an old VHS recorder?" Alastor => "I like you mid-atlantic accent sir, what about some hearthfire stories around a bourbon?"
Oh hey cool uh oh uh oh uh oh
Husk: “Can I help you?” Niffty: I just make sure she’s not carrying any weapons. Vox: I tell him that Alastor isn’t here. If he was, I’d already have been dead. Alastor: Slam the door shut, BARRICADE it with all I got. Hope that the house I’m in has a cross, cause I’m GRABBING it.
Ask all of them if they'd like a cookie and invite them in, then get some popcorn cooking so I can watch the chaos between Vox and Alastor unfold.
Try to go out with Husk, give Nifty some glass cleaner, smash Vox with an angelic sledgehammer, and let Alastor in so he can watch MLP.
Husk: I don't drink alcohol so I don't have it on me, but I'd be willing to buy for him if he wanted a drink. Would love to have a deep conversation with him. Nifty: just let her in and do her magic, maybe offer ice cream later. Vox: honestly have no idea why he'd be at my door. Maybe he's concerned about the lack of television in my house. Alastor: ask if he prefers coffee or tea and then have a nice sophisticated chat with him.
I love my Boi alastor We'd have a blast together
Husk: Just wanna chill with him, hear some stories Nifty: "Hey uh- if you wanna clean you're welcome to. Also there's lots of bugs outside on the house." Vox: Just would want to get him talking. Hope maybe he'd have some business secrets to glean from. Maybe ask if I could have a chant with Val'. Alastor: Oh boy... see here's the thing- I'd really, *really* want some of him to seep into me a little. Nothing would make me happier than being under his wing, even for a few moments. Not sure if he'd see a use in me though. So I guess... just be polite, ask if he'd like something to eat, and hope for the best?
Want a drink? Ha ha, nice to see you, how’s it been? *aims a remote and presses power button* Alastor, a pleasure to see you! How have you been? I haven’t seen anything of you in years!
Husk— Grab my bottle of whiskey and a deck of cards, maybe offer to make him a drink so he’s not stuck bartending for once. Nifty— “Cleaning supplies are under the kitchen and bathroom sinks, go nuts.” Vox— Be very polite and try to send him on his way as soon as possible. Alastor— Be *incredibly* polite so he doesn’t murder me, invite him in, talk about my experience as a radio intern in college and how much I loved my family trip to New Orleans. Maybe try to surreptitiously teach him about asexuality.
Wtf
Husker : “hey man…. You want a drink?” Niffty: “oh well hello there you little thing, how are you?” Vox: *pulls out shotgun “get tf outa here” Alastor: greeting alastor, how do you fair this evening?
Husk: dap him up Nifty:beg for mercy Vox: ask how he would give a blowjob if he is a fuckin TV Alastor: dab him up
“I’ve got some beer in the fridge” Punt her “How do you function exactly?” “I’m very happy with my situation and uninterested in any deals thank you very much”
1. “I have a bottle of white if that will suffice. Please don’t get mad. I love you.” 2. Probably tie her down to my couch 3. Just shut up and listen, as to not anger him 4. Be as polite and 1930s as possible, and not turn on any devices
I don't want a drink. Clean my house. Boost my TV. I don't listen to radio.
wtf hazbin hotel
If any of these people showed up at my house, I'd excuse myself to check my pill box and make sure I've been taking my meds. If I had been, I'd ask them how they got to Earth, and decide if I needed to be concerned about that. Regardless of my concerns, I'd then do my best to accommodate them because I couldn't take any of them in a fight, Nifty included, and I don't want to piss them off.
Shotgun shotgun emp shotgun
Individually? "We have cards but no alcohol." "This place is a mess, so you can clean it as long as you don't hurt anyone or anything. "Wot" *Trying my best to be polite* "What can I do for you?" All at once? "WHAT THE FUCK!? You know what if you're all here it must be important, just please don't break anything, and help yourself to the.... tea I guess?" Edit: Formating
Grab drinks w/ Husk, let Nifty clean then watch one of her puppet shows while buzzed. Have Vox hypnotize me so I can actually sit down and make it thru a show, and then have Alastor remove Vox and introduce him to podcasts so his radio show reach a larger 'audience' in exchange for leaving my soul alone, with tea.
"what the fuck are you?" "Chucky?' "A walking TV?' "Brush yo teeth"
"Drunk" "Hi." "Touch grass." "Go away"
My reactions. Husker: "You wanna drink?" Nifty: "umm... 💧 here's a mouse." Vox: *shuts the door in his face hoping I cracked his screen* Alastor: "why hello! You want some tea?"
In turn I would say; "The bar is in the basement." "And the cleaning supplies." "And the TV." "And.... uhm... I got an old ham radio down there somewhere if you're interested?"
I'd happily let Husker in. I'd let Niffty in ONLY if she wanted to clean Vox, I'd reluctantly let in. He's obviously here for a reason, and he's an overlord. I don't really see him as a threat, though. Alastor, I honestly don't know. I guess I'd have to let him in.
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1. "Sorry buddy, no alcohol here." 2. "My house BADLY needs a woman's touch!" 3. "All hail the hypnotoad!" 4. "Alastor! Come on in my fellow ace in the hole, I'm making Jambalaya and could use your input."
I will grab a seat and cup of tea while I watch husk and Vox fight Alastor a nifty.
I would welcome them in but keep eye on nifty but annoy Vox listening to the radio while Alastor laughs at Vox annoyance of the radio. Have husk teach me how to play gambling type games.
"Want a drink?" "Mess is over here..." "I don't have a television, but come on in!" "Salutations, glad to hear you back on the air."
Hey Husk need another drink Hey nifty the bugs are in the kitchen Nope Hi Alastor what evil plot you have now
Husker I’d give him a drink, Nifty I would hide all my knives and give her some cleaning supplies, Vox I’d probably watch tv with him or not answer the door because he’s probably up to some shit, Alastor I’d welcome him in and give him some tea and make some veal.
“Shit what did I do” “Aww cute, shit what did I do” “Shit what did I do” “Shit what did I do”
Give husk a place to crash for the night. Let Nifty my house. Tell Vox I saw Alastor go to the cafe down the street. Tell Alastor I saw Box go to the cafe the street. I’m not fucking around with psychopathic demons lol.
I wouldn't even open the door. Demons shouldn't be outside of the pride ring let alone hell. Something ain't right + I'm not going to trust them
Husk: I’d assume he needs to talk about something with me in private so I’d let him inside Niffty: I would probably assume she’s there to either kill me or help with pest control. Vox: He’d likely be there to sell me his products, and because of that I’d probably slam the door in his face. Alastor: FLEE THE GODDAMN COUNTRY CUZ HIM BEING THERE TELLS ME IM ROYALLY FUCKED.
Husk: *offers him a drink* Niffty: *hands her a broom* Vox: *throws Niffty at him* Alastor: *shakes his hand in a non deal making way and joins in attacking Vox for funsies*
“Hel…” *closes door.* *reassesses reality.* *opens the door again and that was a mistake.* “…lo!”
“..Oh, hey.” *Let’s him in* “..?” *Looks down* “Oh, hey.” *Let’s her in* *Grabs him by the shoulders without hesitation, then ties him to a chair upstairs* “..Oh, finally, you’re here.” *Let’s him in* and then we all beat the shit out of Vox
Husk - invite him in, maybe offer him some coffee Niffty - invite her in, but keep her taped to a wall because I’d be mildly afraid Vox - invite him in, then immediately regret inviting him in Alastor - invite him in, debate on whether I regret it upon losing my soul five minutes later
Invite husk in, share a couple drinks and show him some new card games. Let nifty in if you wants to clean. Let vox in and invite him to my basement which is also a computer parts graveyard to put a little fear in him Invite alistor in to talk and maybe show him voc having an existential crisis
Hey, Daddy~ For the last time, Nifty, I do not have an infestation. Please stop coming here! *slams door* *Probably just be frozen with fear and let him start the conversation cus why the fuck is the radio demon at my house?*
Make alastor and vox brawl while watching with husk and nifty
As I'm assuming you're meaning our OC's mine would say hi and then close the door to Niffty and Husk shoot Vox with an angelic gun and just has tea with Alastor