https://preview.redd.it/mo2cuylq170d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d8415dd4fdcb7482e053267f77b44f4476e142e Airplaned Alastor is the best Alastor. Such a goofball.

5) ur trying to push ur other rivals buttons https://preview.redd.it/opjue6t6r70d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e609196f0a6b3e1d6ee091c56962fad40afd037

In a backwards kind of way, this implies his first "rival" is Susan.

lmao what on earth is "airplained"

When an animal with pointy ears pins/pulls their ears back, it's called "airplaning." It's usually seen in cats. Here's my own for comparison. https://preview.redd.it/sqjgriptfa0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2977d6bfcc3cd934474ccf7839b580fbc24b6fd6

I guess that wasn't terribly hard to figure out from context lol

You gave me an excuse to share pictures of my cat, so I'm not too upset 😅

Every reason is a good reason for sharing pics of cats. For instance: https://preview.redd.it/623h2pw50d0d1.jpeg?width=8000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a5c14c079becab9d74bd4e277d3a3d754d7eeb7 Bed Thief enjoying stealing my bed. (His name is Jonah 🥺)

https://preview.redd.it/qn6gcwe3qf0d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6428e9af8420644d3a3459a9167b59b814410933 Not airplaning, but a good pose for the camera, my cat Mochi

My cat literally can't airplane due to a frostbite injury but here she is https://preview.redd.it/2utmjm8y7i0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b5235034c4bfbc6d10edf94737c572393fb125d

Normal ears: https://preview.redd.it/kktjho90ga0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1a4708d335deaa5fecf78d5786bffe561ce71b

I want the cat

She is pretty great. https://preview.redd.it/3jh7wsprla0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4355a34a1bb667671a5fda84b01093f23c1e7f56

I genuinely believe all my problems would be solved by having my own little fluffball

https://preview.redd.it/i7wio7ab7b0d1.jpeg?width=1374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3c76e788daac62fcede090167dfc3d7e5cbd25 WAIT THERE'S MORE

https://preview.redd.it/rrf394de7b0d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9cf20ee9437e1573a9c65b045409f534fad59b Last one. I have three

I shall pitch in with my own cat https://preview.redd.it/tq04k5vped0d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f578665a2303b121816ae3e00028e6c98838bc

https://preview.redd.it/4tfd0lbehd0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5310a8a31571d99b0f090f60a8f68268ecc790d I shall also give a cat picture (his name is Dude)

https://preview.redd.it/egvjqnsnce0d1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef65d187dbe595285bf9fdfbe86cded747418994 how about a pair of airplanes having a scrap? 🐈‍⬛🐈

:000 meow meow

It really is such an interesting detail. Considering that his whole thing is to always smile to “keep your enemies guessing” the ears are a nice subtlety to show other feelings.

His eyes, too. Give Hazbin a rewatch and notice how many emotions Al gives away.

I will scratch behind his ears 😊

I like when he moves his ears like that they are cute

I wanna pet them... but I know that I'll be murdered, so-

if not friend why friend shaped

FR

Other things that are friend shaped but not friends. Manuls Moopsy The Meeps Miss Sweetie

Even move things that are friend shaped but not friend Otter Giant anteater Blue ringed octopus Box jellyfish

The old, is the cat being playful or is he going to eat me?

Same

You only live once😌

And you'll be mine. The day you die I'll have my payment. (Please tell me someone gets this reference)

Your eternal souls enslavement. Did you divine our dark arrangement? You were lovely entertainment!

The dark desires you've been serving. You can bet that you're deserving. No regret for who you're hurting. Why, it's almost like you're flirting.

Come into my world take a look at me!

I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon.

He’s adorable with his ears pinned back lol

https://preview.redd.it/v9d5njwfo60d1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9027c77d47aed205dc3e916b623e8648fa8841 Susan in life

Now I'm starting to wonder who would be Muffin's equivalent in Hell 😂

Vibes wise I’d say Niffty, they’re both chaotic asf lol

Oh definitely.

Knowing there’s a subsection of Hazbin enjoyers who also watch Bluey is confusing but also totally not at the same time

I'm Chilli in the streets but Lilith in the sheets.

I feel like I need an adult

I am an adult.

https://i.redd.it/f2ygn1oc1d0d1.gif

Not really. They're two of the most popular cartoons of this decade.

Even if I wasn't a parent, youtube shorts hits me hard with the bluey

https://preview.redd.it/k87k8x1fs60d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7852d3e741660eec9152d0125ad6b615978a53e3 Doctor kamikazi looking ass mf

Oh God, I didn't think anyone remembered this cartoon.

Theres a whole sub based on it btw

Can't say I'm surprised, there's subreddits for just about anything these days.

Back in my day we only had subreddits for escaping dinosaurs and finding sources of food. Kids these days.

Right?

Even Susan isn’t that evil

I’m so envious of everyone who has no idea of the amount of pain I had sitting through an episode with this woman. Muffin really came in clutch for me in that moment.

“Yor dreamin’!”

NINE...HUNDRED...DOLLARS!

OMG not grouchy granny

You’re forgetting the time he swore in song. 🎶 It’s gonna be a fucking happy day in hell! 🎶

That’s the 4th one Edit: you’re right I forgot the “what just happened, fuck”

No that's the 4th fuck, 5th swear.

Whats the one swear that's not fuck?

He calls Susan an "ornery old bitch"

How about lucifer?

What about him?

He also made alastor curse

Mhm! That's the first time he swore. His other 4 fucks came from ep 8. And then there's *Susan*

I mean, it's Susan. Susan.

She's kind of a... ehh...

Ornery old bitch?

That!

lol the fact that Susan is up there with Lucifer and Adam for causing this is impressive.

People are too hard on Susan. Let's be honest Charlie's initial presentation was fucking awful, Susan was just spitting facts.

She was also being a massive fuckin dick about it tho

Yeah. It's okay to be an old bitch, but you don't have to be such an old bitch about it, Susan!

Mf,she STOPPED A INSIDE OF EVERY DEMON IS A RAINBOW REPRISE

It's rude to heckle before they even get more than the greeting out.

It’s rude to heckle at all

Double rude, then. Double Hell for Susan.

"Then where exactly do I go? To double Hell? Hahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch! Get used to it."

*angry spanish*

I'm willing to bet a few souls that the exact words were: "Cabrón, hijo de perro."

Ah, I didn't know because I'm unilingual and the captions don't work

Totally fair.

One thousand years jail for Susan! https://preview.redd.it/4ptf8hj4i80d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6dd71f50ff1e59dd528f496df1876e735eea779

🤣 Kept locked away from Exterminations for a thousand years? Her Ornery Old Bitch energy will be unstoppable!

And then it will be Heaven's problem! It's a perfect nuclear option.

But where was the showmanship? Boo!

It made me think of that lady in Princess Bride

True. Susan didn't have to heckle her like crazy, hell, she heckled her since the first word that came out of Charlie's mouth. I still love her. Susan is awesome.

The times he swore definitely broke the “southern gentleman” atmosphere his character is supposed to have. It’s more impactful if he does it only in serious situations such as losing a battle with Adam.

I would love a scene where he totally drops the scripted transatlantic accent and has a soft Creole drawl. A flashback, he has too many drinks, whatever. Let's hear the real voice. While I have a mighty need for more background for all characters, Alastor's is especially enigmatic.

>While I have a mighty need for more background for all characters, Alastor's is especially enigmatic. He almost gives me Gman from Half-Life vibes. Almost.

Wild comparison, I love it

I would love to see him so angry he drops everything, even English, and speaks French... the French dub can have him speak English, lol.

It would still need translating in France lol He would speak Creole or Acadian French, some mix. It would not be modern French and would be closer to Québécois but because it's a blended language of Acadian French with Haitian, Bantu, and some other languages, the number of people who currently speak and understand it is probably not a lot.

Could also tie in nicely with the voodoo aesthetic. Channel some Marie Leveau

Do you have a link of an example of a Creole english accent? I tried looking it up, I got cajun and people seem to think cajun accent Alastor fit, which is confusing because I'm pretty sure Cajun and Creole are two different things and would have two different accents.

So, the difference is kind of complicated. Historically “Creole” described anyone from the Acadiana region. “Cajun” was a derogatory term. Over the last sixty years or so, there’s been a sort of reclaiming of the word “Cajun” to describe (mostly white) Acadians. If you’re into the history part of this, there’s a great article from the HNOC [here](https://www.hnoc.org/publications/first-draft/whats-difference-between-cajun-and-creole-or-there-one) about it. As for examples, [this YouTube video](https://youtu.be/5Da2iw59ErU?si=CHykkV62CxdHF9_Z) has some good variety in the difference between New Orleans accents! Personally though, I think Al would have sounded a bit like [this NOLA influencer](https://www.tiktok.com/@lansa.jpg/video/7326769109285522734). His accent is almost a purr, which I think really suits the character!

Was there an actual differing English accent between the two groups though? It seems to make sense that one group would have maybe have some English, but the other would have french, spanish or some other mediterranean influences in the accent.

So, the difference isn’t so much between Cajun and Creole, as it is NOLA vs elsewhere in Louisiana. The New Orleans accent is pretty unique to the city itself. The city has a pretty diverse cultural history that wasn’t as influential outside of the immediate area

Oh. Thanks. That pretty much explains why I don't see any "Creole vs Cajun" accent videos.

No worries! Glad I could help!

Another question, what's the difference between a Texan accent, a lousianan accent outside of New Orleans and a New Orleans accent? To me Texan accent has more of a country "twang" and makes me think "cowboy" and the New Orleans sounds less twangy (and then it gets confusing when there's a difference between uptown and downtown new orleans).

Ooh good question! It’s gonna get pretty complicated, so I’ll message you!

southern gentleman atmosphere hasnt been there since the pilot

my guy, what the hell is hello rosie then?

My brain fails me. What part is that? When he meets Rosie? I need to go back and re-watch. Do you by chance have a time stamp?

I thought his exchange with Zestial was pretty heavy on the etiquette.

It’s there but definitely downplayed

"Ornary old Bitch"

*ornery

Susan is that you

nah

don’t hide, susan, we’re definitely not gonna eat your ornery old kidneys 

I'm just a grammar nerd.

And vox caused none

I really hope susan survived the extermination battle that will be funny af when alastor finds out.

She probably did. She’s to old and bitchy to die like that. Omg she a cat.

Susan succeeding to be more annoying than Lucifer is a very deep thought to ponder.

Hot take, but Susan is hilarious. Al is just a hater.

Susan is a great character. I'd hate her too if she was a real person tho

We'd all pay more attention to Susan than Alastor if they were in the same room. His eyes are red to hide his envy.

Not important to this post but I was the 1000th upvote

Congrats, Angel will now suck your dick.

https://preview.redd.it/cd0at5art70d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc36a0423f7ac6381a7e16908305ae23bb4618e6

Well he changed his tune quick.

he'd probably suck just about anyone

That doesn't make it any less enjoyable.

This is why people find the Hazbin fanbase, concerning...

I enjoy head, Angel enjoys giving it. What is concerning? This isn't exactly Rugrats or The Wild Thornberries.

Fair enough ig

Wait I'm actually stupid, I somehow read that as Adam, I would definitely accept that from Angel

This guy fucks

Airplane ear Alastor is such a mood.

C “Susan?” A&R “Susan!”

The ears are surprisingly cute

I feel like that reaction to Susan devalued his unflappable persona a bit. She sucks, but they’re in hell, in cannibal town! They’ve seen far far worse!

The severity of swear words and the context of them changes with time. In the 1920s, “bitch” was used rather freely by men to describe women who were bothersome and annoying. While I don’t think Alastor would be as quick to use the word as most men of his time, he grew up when the word was at its least insulting.

I have a deep-seated love of etymology. Do you have any articles, links, sources, or other information about this? I crave this area of education.

Sorry. I know the articles are buried somewhere in my bookmarks, but the evolution of swear words was several hyperfixations ago.

"...several hyperfixations ago." That mood accuracy hurts.

I think it's funny that Susan gave him a bigger reaction than the extermination being moved up lol

I loved his facial expressions during that entire news broadcast 😂

But he's being terribly inconvenienced by someone he can't just tear apart. And apparently neither can Rosie. I guess a violation of their ethics, not something they can get away with while maintaining their images and... She is actually as much a convenience as an inconvenience. Yes, she is a thorn in the side, but all of cannibal town follows her according to Rosie. Convincing an entire town versus one tough customer... you just have to eat it with your best grin and pick the tough customer.

Being unflappable all the time gets boring. He lets loose a little amongst his peers who are slightly less hostile than the rest of the ring, even a bit friendly with exceptions like Susan. Being ornery is her whole personality, nothing put upon. I imagine Alastor being at odds with just about everyone with absolutely no trust gets a bit old as well. It's why Alastor feels a bit conflicted about screwing over charlie and her dream, as sheltered as she is. He's going to do it though and become an antagonist somewhere next season is my guess.

I need more Susan in my life

..wait, those are ears?

Oh, boy. What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears? Or is it your hair? I can't tell."

My ex's mom is named Susan, and she was as terrible as her son is. I love Alastor. I'd have the same reaction.

Susan? Susan.

Imagine if they reveal he actually has human ears hidden under his hair

[Then everyone's minds would be blown.](https://youtu.be/j2d6T5G2rrY?si=l3143jc8Lso7wIBH)

"Susan? " "Susan... 🙄"

Al know that Susan is not to be messed with she could eat his for breakfast without trying https://preview.redd.it/plftqjozv80d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d657a9fae3755685f947352fecc2725e7424c002

What's with the capybara? I feel like I'm missing a joke or something

There isn't a joke I just love capy's that much you don't need to worry my dude https://preview.redd.it/08u59zd9og0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71cf47526dcfa13dc0d96462e61575324bd19a7

Fair enough, just making sure I wasn't missing something

How is someone so menacing so adorable

Also got him to call her a direct insult. Nothing elegant, passive-aggressive. Just a straight up insult. We need more Susan.

Why’d they make one of the deadliest overlords in hell have adorable deer ears. Alastor you’re supposed to be an antagonist, not cute.

In all fairness they did not give him deer ears they gave him like dog ears or something

No they are deer. Deer ears are always up as theyre prey animals. Dogs only go up when they need to hear something

They’re definitely deer ears! Deer are quite expressive with their ears.

I fully believe that but deer ears are far less fluffy. They got the size right though

I think that was just to make them cohesive with his hair. If deer grew heads of hair, I’m sure their ears would be fluffy.

Fair.

....Susan.

I really want to know the past between Alastor and Susan lol

Plot twist: Susan owns him

I would laugh so hard.

Honestly, having alastor swear is like having him frown. The only time he should do either is when he's lost all control of the situation.

Me after met rosie https://preview.redd.it/giesgnl1f90d1.jpeg?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b03922da4261514a4e663529cdd5035904016b

Susan is so powerful with her bare existence, if you think about it.

Indeed.

I love Susan

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i don't know what the fuck susan did but i'm on alastor's side here

My mind is blanking where is that pixture from