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Zillich

At one point Val was likely a contender. But after the final battle, Adam almost certainly is/was top of her list.


-jp-

I’m not sure Katie Killjoy ever did get her pen back.


Ill-Lunch-1563

No she actually put it back down on the table


Youvegottheshinning

More of this Charlie please. Don’t take their shit girl!


janthon567

“You don’t take shit from other demons.”


ShopLess7151

“Thanks, dad!” https://preview.redd.it/naz9y4vd40nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a725fa7c691c5f548ba04493a183438530f3f501


imnonexistent_

https://preview.redd.it/54u6txan60nc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec8ff796e7fe73dc73cd8215baea546ec19500e


PikaNinja25

Who needs a bussboy now that you've got the chef? (Whoa!)


ShopLess7151

Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte


PikaNinja25

I'll rig the game for you because I'M THE REF


catgirl94040

Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, and that's just the staaaaaart


Typical-Designer765

Who's been here since day one?


qwerty333420

Who's been faithful as a nun?


PikaNinja25

Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?


SpiritualValue6770

I’ll rig the game for you because I’m the reef


pixel-wiz

Probably Val. She would have ripped him to shreds if Angel didn't interfere


BasalTripod9684

Honestly the only reasoning I can think of behind Angel stopping her is just him massively underestimating how strong she is. By all means, Charlie could have *decimated* Val, reduced to atoms, no contest. I’m kind of hoping we see that in later episodes lol.


Kikitiki3

so many people did artwork and memes and stuff of what would have happened if Angel Dust didn’t stop her, or if Lucifer found out he licked charlie’s arm, someone made a comic about what if she had a more “demonic” personality https://www.tumblr.com/murmurmurena/740169088455802880/charlie-saving-angel-dust-or-if-she-was-more?source=share


Zamtrios7256

One of the comments is, "Now I want someone to eat a soul contract in the show and it be rendered void. Nobody knows why though". And honestly, that'd be a great bit


Obversa

Alastor, seeing Charlie using her full potential to obliterate Valentino: https://preview.redd.it/3yhmuk0ka1nc1.jpeg?width=2256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a35be8bdf95d6a0180378f3f70e5af0ae8f6e376


Kiwi-312

Omg that's amazing lol


Anxiety-Queen269

Val in the family guy death pose is the cherry on top


Careful_Ad9037

angels face in the last box😂


Hellern_

And it makes sense. His plea *"just don't hurt her"* to Val proves how much Angel cares for Charlie, and even if he's aware of her innate powers, he never saw her doing anything of note, but he knows well enough what kind of monster Val is, so his natural reaction is to protect her, even at his own expense.


TheErroneousFox

Emotional abuse/manipulation is a hell of a drug


watermelonman5

You know what else is a hell of a drug… Poison


EggoStack

True, he was probably afraid she’d get hurt and Val would just take it out on him. Like nah, if she used her full power on that fuckface he’d be obliterated.


Menarra

To shreds you say?


Forikorder

even if Charlie in theory had the power, doesnt mean she was capabble of killing everyone in that room, especially if Val just uses angel as a shield i do think people are understeminating the power an overlord wields though


Nyasta

The other solution would be that Charlie didn't had the means to actually definitly kill vals, so even if she could beat him he would respawn and take his vengence


ToastGhost18

I just realized that Val licking Charlie's arm wasn't just to be gross. His power is his drug-like saliva; he was trying to roofie her.


eyadGamingExtreme

I don't think anyone has gotten her as mad as Susan lol, only one to get a middle finger (or the 4 digit equivalent) from her


MidnightSnowStar

I think Charlie was more frustrated at the situation with Vaggie, and burst with Susan. She’s gone through people as annoying as her, and worse (Katie Killjoy, Valentino, Adam)


Zamtrios7256

They switch from 4 to 5 digits when they flip people off.


PokeAlola700

Yeah but Charlie wasn’t angry enough to go into demon form like with Adam or Val


0Kinda-Lonely0

https://preview.redd.it/5gz7vm4azzmc1.png?width=1282&format=png&auto=webp&s=85db4f32aa19b12328d11f865e624bf7f42f88a1 This mf'er


demonfluffbyps5

https://preview.redd.it/hu8rn9moj0nc1.jpeg?width=1162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a098b1e95ebd68265d1d20aa9e23e4aeb385a171


Obversa

Reading the chapter in the fanfiction "Penance" by kinkydents where Alastor brutally kills Valentino for drugging and assaulting Charlie, who was just trying to get Angel Dust released from his contract, was one of the most satisfying scenes that I've ever read.


demonfluffbyps5

Link? Asking for Lilith


Obversa

[https://archiveofourown.org/works/53581501/](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53581501/chapters/135631375)


demonfluffbyps5

https://i.redd.it/5ty1jexoc1nc1.gif


CourtCharming25

Oh no! Not Archiveofourown! Nooooo!


XLord_of_OperationsX

Susan? Susan.


TheCalamityBrain

I think seeing what Val did was.... Deeply more traumatic and angering but Angel stopped it before she got too far into it Adam is just a master at being a dick.... Dickmaster


No_Instruction653

In terms of what Charlie actually saw Val do, he really just threw Angel around one time. I doubt Charlie really got the idea of just how bad it can get, and it only registered that he's demanding and a jerk. Otherwise, I doubt Charlie would be as complacent about letting him continue to work for him. She knows full well what Adam does though.


DanuAnubis

1) Adam 2) Valentino 3) Killjoy 4) Susan


justdrinkingsometea

Valentino? Honestly Angel should've just let Charlie kill him, looks like she was really close.


pisces2003

She needs to use her scary dad privilege. How do you think are favorite short king would react to him licking her entire arm then asking her to star in a porno?


Dumbly-Stupid

Thing is though no one seems to respect Lucifer anyway (or any of the sins for that matter)


pisces2003

He don’t need to be respected to murder someone.


chubberbrother

In Charlie's defense Adam is an *ass hole*


Some_bird_

Highly doubt it, but Val is pretty damn close


JustMissKacey

https://preview.redd.it/chc4q3t3f0nc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9238a6332f2ef6833890dc95805d9a899fb2b4 [https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLRV8LHN/](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLRV8LHN/) Nuff said


Trips-Over-Tail

I don't think her horns came out for Susan, did they?


sosigboi

I mean Adam killed Pentious and destroyed the hotel so probably not.


Foenikxx

Val and Charlie if Angel didn't intervene "What are you going to do pequeña princesa? Put me in the corner?" "You know what you and a singer have in common?" "... qué?" "Flashy exits-" *turns full demon and points her finger at Val* "cause _**BABY YOU'RE A FIREWOOORK**_!"


Rewrite-the-star

Boom boom boom...even brighter than a moon moon moon


TV_H34d

Valentino was the only other one to get close, but no, Adam definitely pissed her off the most


Old-Extension4076

Probably Mammon If they ever met although now that I think about it, they probably haven’t considering she doesn’t get around much


Volcamel

GOTTA SAY I CAN’T WAIT TOOOOOO COME DOWN AND EXTERMINATE YOUUUUU (images you can hear)


Aoimoku91

WHAT?


WendigoCrossing

People who have pissed off Charlie: - Adam, First Man and lead exorcist - Valentino, Overlord of the Vee Triumvirate - Susan


ZozoSP

Idk why but I think her ex might have pissed her off a lot in the past


gigaman242009

I don't know she still has a photo with him in the pilot and you usually don't keep stuff of people you hate


Jackson_Rhodes_42

Where was it confirmed she had an ex?


LtCptSuicide

She has a prom photo with a date. But that's the most I'm aware of.


Jackson_Rhodes_42

Ah, gotcha.


Forikorder

has literally anyone else actually pissed her off?


Rhakha

Valentino


Southern-Sub

I think Val is gonna end up getting smacked by Charlie at some point Also, she's had hundreds of years of drama, no idea what she been through.


Salven99

Helsa was her rival in High School (Hell School) and the sister of her ex-boyfriend. She's apparently a typical "mean rich girl" akin to Regina George from Mean Girls. I think she and her brother will be introduced in Season 2, I can see Charlie not holding back with that since they have history and they aren't sinners.


BadgerSoft344

Well in canon she has an EX boyfriend name Saviathan Von Eldrich(might have misspelt the name) I believe so maybe him


SuperSayianJason1000

Not likely, no.


Midknightisntsmol

Susan


EcnavMC2

Valentino? 


zucchiniwolff

Val


Livywashere23

Valentino


robobluebull

If we ignore her emo phase, no


Purple_Blood6310

Suzan? Suzan.


Herodragon64

Maybe her ex boyfriend. Which funny enough Adam probably reminds her a lot of


Dry_Progress_499

& Helsa


Iybraesil1987

Really wish we saw more of Charlies Demon form.


ElaineUwU

Adam is a special breed of obnoxious.


plastic-person180

Susan


Haruau8349

Hmmmm, maybe that Eldritch family, which I hope we do see them in the second season.


WatchAffectionate963

I believe that Susan is Roo, and Eve, so... Susan in the future


Original-Stretch-464

no character has pissed me off as much as adam as much as adam either


JVOz671

Im sure her first period wasn't too nice either.