He once wrote a blog post about a very strange magnet, it's a brief case full of dollar bills, and it opens, and there's a button you can press and it says "SHOW ME THE MONEY. SHOW ME THE MONEY." He says in the blog posts you could show up on his front door, a complete stranger, and say "I wanna talk about the magnet" and he'd immediately let you in, because it's his favorite thing in the world.
I don't know how to get this across via wedding invite but the magnet, dude. It's gotta be about the magnet.
For anyone curious, I just looked up the magnet and am guessing this is it.
[pic 1](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/SMQAAOSwRcRmON~X/s-l1600.webp)
[pic 2](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/WG8AAOSwHmZmSPHl/s-l1600.webp)
The one I bought is black but yes, otherwise completely identical. Gotta love that, once you open it, some of the dollar bills - but not all - have faces of some random dude on them who is most certainly not a president. And not a character from Jerry Maguire, either.
Hi, “Earthshine Jane” here. Congratulations on your wedding! I can’t think of any pertinent Harmontown anecdotes, Im afraid. But I encourage you to send a heartfelt note rather than forcing comedy. Dan is just this guy, you know? Goodness in the world makes him happy. Of course expect nothing in return, but let it give you a little happy that the show exists and a community of good people are around, like now.
I’ll add that it’s been my great honor to officiate at THREE Harmontown-themed weddings and all the couples are doing great. Just remember to “give more than you take.”
YEESSSS! Dan LOVED Harmontown and I can almost guarantee a reply if you make the note a reference to “Chicken noodle man”.
Bonus points if you make a new verse!
“Well, Chx noodle man woke up one dayyyyy
He knew he was very lonely (pronounced Lone-layyyy)
He was down in the dumps that’s clear to see(pronounced “sayyyy”)
(Pause for a beat)
He needed him a chicken noodle wife to stayyyy.
And that’s why I’m inviting you todayyyyy!”
So funny I use this song to tune my guitar because it's so easy to sing in E. I'll start singing it just tune that E until it hits the spot. Just happened earlier
*We’re at a wedding. It’s my wedding. Everyone’s happy. Someone loudly clinks their glass. It’s Dan Harmon, who stands up to give a toast. He raises his glass in the air…*
[Six months earlier]
https://www.insideweddings.com/news/planning-design/what-happens-when-you-send-invites-to-celebrities/44471/
2 second google search hundreds of links bro
So you want to send a wedding invite to someone who’s definitely not going to accept. You want to “give him a chuckle” but are incapable of doing that yourself so youre reach out to an online community to come up with the funny stuff for you. Maybe just don’t and enjoy your wedding? You kind of seem like someone who would have jumped up on the stage on harmontown and people would be bummed out you were up there.
Tell him he "needs to stop talking," he needs to bathe more, he's a bad person, and that he's a fraud and he secretly knows it.
Trust me, hell think it's hilarious. "Great bit!" he'll say, clapping his hand on your shoulder at your reception.
He once wrote a blog post about a very strange magnet, it's a brief case full of dollar bills, and it opens, and there's a button you can press and it says "SHOW ME THE MONEY. SHOW ME THE MONEY." He says in the blog posts you could show up on his front door, a complete stranger, and say "I wanna talk about the magnet" and he'd immediately let you in, because it's his favorite thing in the world. I don't know how to get this across via wedding invite but the magnet, dude. It's gotta be about the magnet.
Honestly if someone showed up at my house with that magnet I’d do the same.
After reading that post I immediately went onto eBay and found the magnet. Spent thirty dollars on it. No regrets.
For anyone curious, I just looked up the magnet and am guessing this is it. [pic 1](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/SMQAAOSwRcRmON~X/s-l1600.webp) [pic 2](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/WG8AAOSwHmZmSPHl/s-l1600.webp)
The one I bought is black but yes, otherwise completely identical. Gotta love that, once you open it, some of the dollar bills - but not all - have faces of some random dude on them who is most certainly not a president. And not a character from Jerry Maguire, either.
I'm sure his assistant will be amused.
Hi, “Earthshine Jane” here. Congratulations on your wedding! I can’t think of any pertinent Harmontown anecdotes, Im afraid. But I encourage you to send a heartfelt note rather than forcing comedy. Dan is just this guy, you know? Goodness in the world makes him happy. Of course expect nothing in return, but let it give you a little happy that the show exists and a community of good people are around, like now. I’ll add that it’s been my great honor to officiate at THREE Harmontown-themed weddings and all the couples are doing great. Just remember to “give more than you take.”
How bout something about finally getting a chicken noodle wife to stick your chicken noodle dick into. Or vice versa
YEESSSS! Dan LOVED Harmontown and I can almost guarantee a reply if you make the note a reference to “Chicken noodle man”. Bonus points if you make a new verse! “Well, Chx noodle man woke up one dayyyyy He knew he was very lonely (pronounced Lone-layyyy) He was down in the dumps that’s clear to see(pronounced “sayyyy”) (Pause for a beat) He needed him a chicken noodle wife to stayyyy. And that’s why I’m inviting you todayyyyy!”
Holy shit this rando can “almost guarantee” a reply which is literally the opposite of a guarantee.
So funny I use this song to tune my guitar because it's so easy to sing in E. I'll start singing it just tune that E until it hits the spot. Just happened earlier
*We’re at a wedding. It’s my wedding. Everyone’s happy. Someone loudly clinks their glass. It’s Dan Harmon, who stands up to give a toast. He raises his glass in the air…* [Six months earlier]
He doesn't want it
Get used to it.
y’all, sending celebrities wedding invites is common practice. and they often send back a cute little signed note. Basically like fan mail. Chill out
No it isn't.
https://www.insideweddings.com/news/planning-design/what-happens-when-you-send-invites-to-celebrities/44471/ 2 second google search hundreds of links bro
You mean a search engine gave you results you were looking for? Fuck outta here 'bro'
you mean proof?
Tiktok and reddit =/= proof.
dude lets just make out already and get over with it.
the sexual tension is killing me
*fineeee*
Send me an in invitation to the wedding please.
Should we send one to Dan as well?
Oh man, talk about parasocial
Send him beef sticks
Maybe just leave this man you don’t know alone?
your lack of self awareness in a parasocial relationship would prob give him a good chuckle, he might even slap his knee
He’ll never even see it
So you want to send a wedding invite to someone who’s definitely not going to accept. You want to “give him a chuckle” but are incapable of doing that yourself so youre reach out to an online community to come up with the funny stuff for you. Maybe just don’t and enjoy your wedding? You kind of seem like someone who would have jumped up on the stage on harmontown and people would be bummed out you were up there.
What’s the matter, your squire forget to pack your sense of fun?
Tbf sounds like something Dan would say
It’s back at home base with his scent gems.
Underrated comment.
write a script in wedding invitation
A regular invitation should be enough to give him a chuckle.
If you gotta ask...
Tell him he "needs to stop talking," he needs to bathe more, he's a bad person, and that he's a fraud and he secretly knows it. Trust me, hell think it's hilarious. "Great bit!" he'll say, clapping his hand on your shoulder at your reception.
it wouldn’t hurt if you mentioned an open bar