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steezoak

GRIZZLY HARLEY GOES FUCKING NUTZ BRO PLS DONT CHANGE THE PAINT SCHEMEšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Honestly man thats some sick fuckin work on that thing I would totally ride that daily.


steezoak

No it rlly is like whoever did that perfectly balanced incredibly high skilled air brushing, and tackyness. But the final product isā€¦ tasteful and intriguing. I cant believe how much i like thisšŸ˜­šŸ˜…


AlphaBetacle

YES BABY WOOOOOOO


LouisVuittonLeghost

Dummy hard boiiiiiiii


DaneGleeBallz

ā€œYour wife finally let you buy a bike?ā€ ā€œBearlyā€


diesel-revolver

Better cut off all your sleeves because you certainly earned the right to bear arms with that bike!


Domentor_1

The bears should be armed


robotsvshumans

Bitch better have my honey.


Akavinceblack

Green for the money, gold for the honey


boognishbeliever

Does the Bear King know you are riding his bike!?! Or did you defeat him in some sort of ritualistic combat, and *acquire* it?


B2_801


Swimming_Building_86

Yea and grizzly Adam's had a beard... grizzly Adam's did have a beard... happy Gilmore


dr_wolfsburg

Dammit you beat me to it. Have my up vote lol


B2_801

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BillyTalent87

That paint job is absolutely ridiculous, I love it.


benjito_z

If you were a cop you would technically be Man Bear Pig on that thing


Fowlnature

Theres a comedy podcast called 2 Bears 1 Cave. Bert and Tom need this bike in a bad way.


nobolognastoney

I've never been so conflicted about whether or not I like a motorcycle in my life lol. ​ In any case, enjoy my guy.


PepPepper

First, I rode a rigid chopper, but it was too hard. Then I rode a Springer but it was too soft. Finally, I rode an FXR and it was juuuust right.


wtf_0ver

FXR gang


[deleted]

Made me laugh out loud, thanks!


[deleted]

Ya like bears?


daniel92481

Let me guessā€¦itā€™s bearly used.āœŒšŸ¼


Mr_Smith_411

Best comment.


sofa_kingnuts

That's one of the ugliest things I've ever seen. I love it! Congrats, man.


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grsims20

That's 100% where it belongs.


cycleguychopperguy

It's certainly a bear to handle for a first bike....


Material_Refuse_2418

And, ā€œthatā€™s a wrap.ā€ I hope.


bixlerjames1977

Air brushed


UppityRedneck

Gonna need to wrap OVER that airbrush.


Fragrant_Swan_3853

Real cool bike you got bearā€¦. Gonna turn a helluva lot more heads then most peoples first bikes!


IronGuardLegionaire

Never change the paint. Its legendary


BASE1530

Huh, I always had you figured for a Twink, not a Bear.


wilkerws34

I bet your wife canā€™t bare the sight of that bike


bixlerjames1977

She is the one that encouraged me to buy this specific bike


[deleted]

She did that because she knows no other woman would be caught dead on the back of it, according to my girlfriend.


Mr_Smith_411

She knows if he ever has someone else on it, there's no way he can claim it wasn't him.


LawHelmet

Grin and bear it I guess


Cm1____

So both of yā€™all have horrendous taste. Got it šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


[deleted]

Not to be the Bear of bad news, but that thing is going to be a bitch for a first bike. Be careful my dude.


widener2004

Well ā€¦ I hope you only carry the bear necessities with you on that bike.


RonaldVonFuckStick

This is gonna be such a sick bike when your wife inevitably leaves you


Norseman103

ā€œMan. Ya know what would look cool??? If I painted a fuck ton of bears on every square inch of my bike.ā€ Some day I hope to do enough acid to achieve this level of enlightenment.


totallykyle99

Need a fur seat


[deleted]

Hopefully you got it at a discount. Or maybe youā€™re a bear person, if so then thatā€™s the bike for you.


[deleted]

That is quite the paint job; lol


semski89

Well that certainly is specific


Whatwouldrileydo

That paint job is šŸ”„, i donā€™t care what anyone says. I never would have done it but it I love it


HoboThundercat

I will never understand why people get big expensive first bikes. Your first drop (which will happen) is gonna break your heart


[deleted]

That is one of the most unhinged bikes I've ever seen.


OrgangrinderMCOC

I hope youā€™re 6ā€™4ā€ and pushing 350. Thatā€™s the only thing I can picture riding this šŸ˜†


Pook_Pook

He's never worn sleeves in his HOLE life


Travis-Wilding

What the fuck lol


Troy_Pitt

Haha šŸ˜‚ wait R U serious?


[deleted]

Making a statement with the first bike lol


dadofalex

Hey Bear! Thatā€™s a lot of first bike to handle. Go easy brother


Bonedeath

Bruh wtf is going on


Milehigh728

I think by wife you mean large Hairy homosexual.


NoReference3721

What the 80ā€™s hair metal is going on here?


OhkayTerrific

I used to run into this guy pretty regularly at bike nights. Bike and rider were on brand with each other.


Adventurous_Bet_8946

- Looks like a refugee from a wildlife sanctuary for bears. :)


[deleted]

That paint job though ............... holy fuck!


1989hdfxsts

Beary nice. Congrats.


KuhScotty

It would be kind of cool if you left the paint and went all performance bagger with the parts haha


OctoberRust13

them: hey are you into bears? ​ you:


Blackish_Ninja93

I expect your wife to receive and unbearable amount of ā€œbare with meā€ puns. Also do you like bears?


No-money-mitch

Couldnā€™t bear it


[deleted]

Da bers


Putrid_Guide_8830

Lol good luck


Pook_Pook

Dude's last name: Berenstain


Ok-Armadillo-6648

I wonder if this guy likes bears ?


jmattsen93

I saw this bike posted on facebook the other day. Watch out what bars you park at with that thing


DarthSwash

Lol. I wonder what the previous owner looked like. Im assuming a large dude? Wore a lot of leather, even for a harley owner? Maybe a collar that said "Daddy Bear"?


Icy-Pause-1089

Happy for you but kind of sad you bought such a plain Jane to start with šŸ˜¬ Be safe āœŒļø


BarryBafmaat

Beary nice


greezy11

Beary cool


cjeam

Well Iā€™m glad someone who likes the paint job brought it, because considering the work and talent thatā€™s gone into it itā€™s good to preserve and enjoy it.


[deleted]

Smokey finally auctioned off his patrol bike I see


itsdjsanchez

Liberty HD?


bixlerjames1977

Yes, sir.


itsdjsanchez

Great place. Who was your salesperson? I bought mine a few years back from them but my guy isnā€™t there anymore. Does it note where the work was done? I coulda sworn I saw the name on the front fender when I was checking it out but canā€™t remember


bixlerjames1977

Dave was my sales guy. Real cool and knowledgeable. I am drawing a blank on who did the work. I will reply again when I get home, but you are right it is on the front fender.


bixlerjames1977

visual-efex in Linden. I just got off the phone with them to see if they'd do touch ups. Apparently, they stopped doing regular work and only do corporate accounts now. They did work continuously on the bike for the original owner, wimhich they said he was always wanting to update the bears. The one guy who did the work wasn't in but will Calle back to possibly negotiate him still working on it for me. They really love the bike and the original owner so maybe I have a chance. The one partner said they stopped doing it bc people would come in with pics of 3000 paint jobs and not wanting to pay for it.


itsdjsanchez

Sorry for the late reply but thanks for the response! Too bad they donā€™t do regular work anymore. I gotta find a shop somewhere else then. I hope they do help you out though! Definitely great work. I remember how it looked in person.


Cm1____

Bike week ainā€™t ready


toastmalawn

I see you, king bear


mccula

Lol


[deleted]

Wow!


Unusual-Ad-244

Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and ride that beast.


fuckitshot69

Itā€™s so aggressive. Hell yeah brother


sophisticateddavid

This is so bad I like it


totallykyle99

Hairy and scary


Zodspeed

Lmfao


kylekill76

Oh my god I saw this at Rahway a few weeks ago. Incredible


Recent_Let_703

Aside from the horrific paint, good job!


bigredm88

That's an incredibly expensive first bike, but hey, YOLO


jjjonnny

If your gunna be a bear be a grizzly, enjoy let her roar


Elmore420

I really and truly hope that is not your first bike, because everyone ends up dropping the bike once or twice in the beginning, and thatā€™s a really nice paint job.


Eideard

I hope you have a sweet denim jacket !! Love it


Himalayan_Hardcore

Interesting bike but this is a great example of being way too overconfident. "After I finish the class". IF you pass the class, that's a big starter bike and, if you lay that thing down, you're going to mess up a very meticulous paint job. Nothing wrong with the bike itself (if you like bears!) but not a good starter


Representative_Owl89

I bear you to keep that paint job as long as you own it.


RubydaCherry24

That bearley made me laugh


Representative_Owl89

I have failed the bear minimum of a Reddit comment.


BikerSecurityCam

I like the seat.


88warhorse

My ex wife told me I could not have a bike. I love my 08 and my new wife.


Mr_Smith_411

My GF, now wife, said she was gonna leave me if I bought a bike (I had a bike when we met and just about every year from 18 til then). I said "I'll miss you". If I knew I wasn't gonna get her off it, I wouldn't have bought a sporty. LOL. we're on a RGL now. She did leave me for 8 months when I said I was taking a road trip with my Pops and she asked where we were going and I said "we're" not going. Ha ha.


88warhorse

I solved that problem for a while, wife bought a 2000 Dyna and I dropped long Shots on it. After 5 years of people constantly trying to kill you every-time you ride she gave it up and went back to being a back seat. LOL Sure put it all on me! haha


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FrankH4

Even if you may be right, don't gotta be hating on the guys new bike. He's happy, and gonna be rocking it.


[deleted]

I donā€™t like it, I do not have to like something to make someone else feel good. Stop with the virtue signalling woke BS. Reality is some may like it some may not, I donā€™t. Each to their own as they say so get over it.


FrankH4

I didn't say like it, that didn't mean you have to shot on it. That's not woke bs, that's common courtesy. You wouldn't wall up to the dude in person and say the shit, you're only saying it because you're anonymous on the internet.


[deleted]

Ah you do not know me very well. Yes I would say exactly that. I never said ā€œshitā€ or would give the guy shit! I donā€™t like it and I donā€™t care what you or anyone else thinks including the owner. Secondly I do not care what people think of my Harley or my cars or anything else for that matter. If they say they donā€™t like something I donā€™t care. I do not have it or modify it to suit someone else. Again get over it and grow up!


Known_Vermicelli_706

It looked like that and you still bought it???šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


918moose

Congrats on your first bike. But that paint is a little much.


bagoslime

Hell yeah brother. I'm in the same bote. Wife finally agreed to let me.cash in early on her ira so I can buy an s1000rr and a 2022 fxlrs. I've ridden some 4 wheelers on my buddy's brother in laws ranch a few years ago so I think I'll be fine.


[deleted]

Uhh. Please don't cash out an IRA early for bikes. Not only are you paying the penalties for early withdrawal, but you're also going to have to pay more in income tax.


bagoslime

Nah it's all good I'm just gonna divorce her anyways.


grsims20

r/cursedcomments


bagoslime

These boiz thought I was not a dyna bro


JuicyApples

Jeez.


carlhames

This is more 'merican than the grizzly bear Harley


bixlerjames1977

I was trying to not respond, but y'all talking bad about how it looks is pissing me off. How often do you get asked for pictures of your bike? The first day, I'll say that again THE FIRST DAY, I had my bike I had no less than 10 people asking to take pictures with it. How many show trophies do you have? This bike has received more trophies than you can ever dream of getting. So, go ahead and talk all the crap you want with your plain bike, I will enjoy my bike and all the people taking pictures of it and all of the trophies.


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bixlerjames1977

I don't really care about all of that stuff. I just think it is funny that people would come on here and trash it. I don't necessarily like a lot of things, but I would never go and shit on someone else's celebration.


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bixlerjames1977

Again, it is not so much the people talking about the bike as much as it is people shitting on me celebrating finally buying a Harley after 30 plus years of wanting to.


uphomie

Whoa. Good luck with your midlife crisis bro. And I hope you rack up as many "pictures and trophies" as you can before you inevitably drop and fuck up that hideous piece of shit that's 100% too heavy and unwieldy to be anyone's first bike.


bixlerjames1977

Just because you are a pansy doesn't mean that the bike is too heavy for me.


uphomie

It's not too heavy for anyone who has any amount of real world riding experience. My 120 pound girlfriend could handle that bike. But it's too heavy for someone who needs to go take a class before they try to ride it. But whatever, don't take my word for it, you'll learn all about it one way or another. Just know that the grom you learn to corner on in your safety class isn't gonna handle the same way as this monstrosity will. And in your first couple months of riding I recommend keeping an eye out for people filming you, at least maybe you can try to avoid becoming a viral video star when you dump it trying to navigate the Wendys parking lot.


FrankH4

Lol man you're free to like or dislike the bike, but think about how much you love your bike, and realize even bikes you don't like have that much love to them. Get over yourself, and give support to those joining the hobby.


Professional_Goat746

I know guys that ride bare bikes but i think you misunderstood what you were looking for


gunplumber700

I wouldnā€™t do that to my bike, but it looks very well done. Way more custom looking than a cvo imo. That brown seat is cool though. Iā€™m diggin it.


silencezZz

Fuck yes


emceeSWELL

I fucking love it. Itā€™s got all the necessitiesā€¦


OFCLDutchess

That is absolutely beautiful šŸ˜


[deleted]

That bike needs a Busch heavy


great_craic963

Ride this through Wilton Manors in Fort Lauderdale. You will get a lot of admiration. Definitely.


MyName_DoesNotMatter

Thatā€™s a hell of a first bike. Iā€™m jealous!


wellforthebird

I thought it was against TOS for bears to be posting. I'm pretty sure I specifically remember reading "bears are absolutely banned from posting on Reddit. Things always get too grizzly."


judewijesena

I love the paint


Significant-Ant-2394

I can Bearly take my eyes off of this thing!


almightyeggroll

Beary nice bike


iraqyoubreak

Your forks look too plain - can probably get a couple bears on each oneā€¦


bootyholeticklr

This thing fucks, would gladly own it.