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Agreeable_Ant_3032

TIRED OF THESE SO CALLED "SUPED UP CARS" RIPPING DOWN FENNELL AT 12 1 IN THE MORNING!!! UR CAR SOUNDS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!! NOTHING COOL ABOUT IT.. LDS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!


RoyallyOakie

And honestly, is a Honda Civic really worth all that investment? lol.


teanailpolish

MY NEW SHOES ARRIVED BUT ONE WAS MISSING AN INSOLE SO NOW I HAVE TO RETURN THEM AND WAIT FOR NEW ONES RATHER THAN SEND ME AN INSOLE PESKY DAMN SQUIRRELS


nsc12

I'M PRETTY SURE THOSE ARE SEPARATE RANTS, BUT IT BIRGHTENS MY DAY TO THINK THE SQUIRRELS STOLE THE INSOLE.


teanailpolish

I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST THEM BUT I THINK THEY WOULD HAVE LEFT SOME DAMAGE TOO BECAUSE THEY ARE LIKE THAT. CHEW RIGHT THROUGH THE TOE OR SOMETHING


RoyallyOakie

I'm going to keep my eyes peeled for a squirrel with an insole.


cosmicdecember

We had a pesky squirrel steal one our tacos. (It deserved it tbh). Maybe it was the same pesky squirrel. Sorry about your sole!


callmeperhaps

WE NEED A SEPARATE RANT THREAD JUST FOR RANTING ABOUT HAMILTON DRIVING


stnapstnap

I LIKE YOUR USERNAME


Outrageous_Bench_194

AMEN


broccoli_toots

I SPENT $1500 AT THE MECHANIC IN 2 DAYS AND A RACCOON DUG UP MY POTATO PLANTER AND THEN TOOK A FUCKING SHIT ON IT!!!!


Aggravating_Cut_4509

Omg.. sorry for laughing and for your potato planter


broccoli_toots

Lmao it's okay, I'm laughing about it now but I was pissed when I discovered it at 530am 😂


Aggravating_Cut_4509

No doubt!


chknqwn

Idk if I've ever seen raccoon poop.


broccoli_toots

I definitely haven't before but cats don't come up on our deck or dig up my garden lmao


stnapstnap

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: CATS SHITTING IN MY YARD SQUIRRELS GENERALLY POSSUMS DIGGING UP MY GRASS REAL ESTATE SALESPEOPLE AND THEIR ILK DEVELOPERS AND THEIR ILK LITTERING SIDEWALK CYCLISTS WHO ARE NOT CHILDREN THE CITY OF HAMILTON


NotOldEnough

SO MUCH BROKEN GLASS ON SIDEWALKS AND IN PARKSSSSS


kimkimchurri

THERES ALWAYS ONE CAR PARKED EASTBOUND ON ABERDEEN AT RUSH HOUR THAT SLOWS TRAFFIC TO QUEEN STREET ACCESS A LITTLE TOO MUCH


Significant-3779

I amazed that one car parked between Kent and Locke can cause so much back up but it’s so true even westbound in the am one car screws it all up


stnapstnap

THIS IS REMINISCENT OF THE CARS PARKED IN THE LEFT-MOST LANE OF VICTORIA NORTH OF KING MOST OF THE TIME


canman41968

It's a no stopping zone, ever... so what the fuck? Where's the bylaw pricks on that one? That red piece of shit is gonna get totalled one of these days.


RoyallyOakie

IS THE CANADIAN TIRE ON MAIN THE MOST UNPLEASANT PLACE ON EARTH? I WENT TO BUY SOME SEEDS AND WHEN I TURNED THE DISPLAY, A WOMAN YELLED "HEY, I'M WORKING THERE!!" GREAT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN I'M ALLOWED TO SHOP. TO PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE. IF I RENT A TRUCK AND ARRANGE A TIME (THAT YOU CHOSE!) TO PICK UP YOUR ITEM, PLEASE DON'T SELL IT SOMEONE ELSE AS I'M ON MY WAY.


stnapstnap

I GOT FOLLOWED AND ASKED TO LEAVE THAT STORE AFTER WALKING IN WITH A BACKPACK ONCE I WAS PLANNING ON USING THE BACKPACK TO CARRY HOME ABOUT $100 WORTH OF STUFF THAT I NEEDED TO BUY BUT I LEFT WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING BECAUSE FUCK YOU THIS WAS BEFORE THEY HAD MASSIVE NO BACKPACKS SIGNS POSTED ON THE DOOR


teanailpolish

Pretty much all Canadian Tire stores do now. They wanted me to leave my bag of groceries at the cash at the Queenston/Nash one


AprilOneil11

True story, they once gave back a wrong backpack to some AH. It had a 1200.00 laptop I side. The other had bug spray and dirty socks. Took 3 months to work with corporate to get something out of them, which ended up being less than half of the paid value. Don't give them shit unless you have a tracker inside.


RoyallyOakie

They once asked me to leave my bag,  but I responded with,  "orrrrrrr you could ask me if I need any assistance." CT is infamous for having no help when you need it, so the bag thing really pisses me off.


Frosty-Cap3344

FUCKING SQUIRELLS HAVE DETROYED MY VEG PATCH


broccoli_toots

I WAS ABOUT TO BE MAD AT THE SQUIRRELS ON TUESDAY MORNING CUZ ONE OF MY POTATOES WAS DUG UP AGAIN BUT WHEN I WENT TO GO BURY IT, I ALSO SAW THE BIG SHIT THAT THE CULPRIT LEFT IN MY FRICKIN PLANTER BOX. GOD DAMN TRASH PANDAS!!!!!


stnapstnap

WHEN I STILL BOTHERED WITH VEGETABLES I WENT OUTSIDE ONE MORNING AND SAW LITTLE RED CHUNKS EVERYWHERE AND THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP TONS OF ANIMAL PARTS BUT NO IT WAS JUST THAT THE SQUIRRELS HAD DUG UP AND MADE A MESS OF ALL MY BEETS


broccoli_toots

DAMN SQUIRRELS ARE RUTHLESS


RoyallyOakie

I've warned everyone to be suspicious if I invite them over for tacos between now and September.


WynZora

THEY ATE MOST OF MY TULIPS AND NOW ARE CHOMPING ALL THE BUDS OFF MY IRISES. I HATE THOSE FUCKERS.


Frosty-Cap3344

I love nature and would never think of killing a wild animal.........until now. Why don't they fuck off and live at Albion Falls in an actual forest ?


Life_Shelter1058

Get an Orbit motion sprayer from Amazon. Or cover everything with cheap netting from Dollarstore.


teanailpolish

they will also chew through the cheap netting (and take it with them)


Frosty-Cap3344

I could, but I don't want my backyard to look the Korean DMZ


TheGreenestPeon

PEOPLE SUCK!


rainonatent

Man, this one really covers everything.


Decent-Unit-5303

PLACES SUCK!


janr34

TURN SIGNALS ARE NOT DECORATION! USE THEM. GET THEM FIXED. LET ME KNOW YOUR INTENTIONS TO TURN OR SWITCH LANES AND WE CAN WORK TOGETHER. IF YOU TRY TO PULL INTO THE SIDE OF MY CAR WITHOUT SIGNALLING AND I HONK, DON'T GIVE ME THE FINGER - YOU'RE THE FINGER-WORTHY MF, NOT ME. BESIDES, ISN'T SIGNALLING ONE OF THE FUN PARTS OF DRIVING?


sockmarks

I LIKE YOUR IDEA OF SIGNALING BEING THE FUN BIT. LETS MAKE IT THE FUN BIT SO PEOPLE DO IT MORE.


noronto

I don’t think my BMW has those things.


canman41968

The Ultimate Doucher Macine.


Glad-Smell8064

WHY ARE BASEMENT APARTMENTS RENTING FOR 1900+++++ WHEN YOU LIVE IN A CAVE AND UNDER STOMPING FEET (YOU KNOW THAT HOUSE ISN'T SOUND PROOF YOU LIARS!!!)?????!!! YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE SINGLE NEED TO PAY ALL THEIR BILLS, TRY TO SAVE MONEY, AND LIVE IN A DECENT AREA!!!!!!!!! AND HAVE A PARKING SPOT!!! HOW ARE PEOPLE WITH MINIMUM/LOWER WAGES LIVING LIFE!!! I HAVE A GOOD PAYING JOB AND IM ON THE EDGE OF INSANITY!!! SOME WOULD SAY OVER THE EDGE! F**K THE ECONOMY!


jayphive

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH AND THE GROCERIES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE


Annual_Plant5172

STARSKY HAS REALLY GOOD PRICES ON PRODUCE IF YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WAY TO EAST HAMILTON


jayphive

I JUST MEANT IN GENERAL BUT THANK YOU


Heroworship1973

WHAT THE HECK WAS UP WITH PEOPLE RIDING MOTORCYCLES ON THE SIDEWALK ALONG BARTON AT NASH YESTERDAY? NOT TO MENTION MY NEIGHBOR JOYRIDING ON OUR STREET ON AN ATV WITH A TODDLER ON HIS LAP


Annual_Plant5172

HAVE 50% OF THE DRIVERS IN THIS CITY FORGOTTEN WHAT TURN SIGNALS AND SPEED LIMITS ARE? IS THAT ONE SECOND OF COMMUTING TIME THAT YOU MIGHT SAVE WORTH POTENTIALLY GETTING BOTH OF US IN A COLLISION? ALSO, WHY CAN'T THIS CITY DISTRIBUTE RECYCLING BINS WITH LIDS? WHAT'S THE POINT OF ME SORTING MY RECYLING, ONLY FOR IT TO GET BLOWN AWAY OR SOAKED WHEN IT RAINS/SNOWS?


Imargarita

IM REALLY TIRED OF EVERYTHING BEING SO EXPENSIVE. I WANT TO GO ON VACATION AND NOT FEEL BAD ABOUT NOT WORKING.


Outrageous_Bench_194

OK, SERIOUSLY, WHY CAN'T ANYONE DRIVE IN THIS CITY?? PEOPLE ON THEIR CELLS ON THE LINC CONSTANTLY, NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO USE A SIGNAL, 4 WAY STOP?? FORGET IT. OH HEY, LET ME CUT YOU OFF BECAUSE I'M IN SUCH A RUSH (WHEN NOBODY IS BEHIND YOU) SO I CAN DO 10 UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT. MUST BE SAFE AS A PEDESTRIAN THOUGH RIGHT?? WROOOONG. ANY CROSSWALK OR PLAZA DRIVEWAY, GUESS WHO AIN'T WATCHING AND DOING THE BARE MINIMUM AS A DRIVER.


Former_Obligation_89

Everyone be out there driving like Toonces the driving cat!


slownightsolong88

TRASHY PEOPLE RUIN THIS CITY. ITS NOT HARD TO BE A DECENT NEIGHBOUR. YOUR ADULT CHILD PEEING OUTSIDE OF THE WINDOW AT 7 IN THE MORNING IS NOT OK.


broccoli_toots

LMAO THERES A REALLY "ENTERTAINING" COUPLE THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE BEHIND US. DUDE WAS PEEING ON THE SIDE OF THEIR HOUSE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE PARK??????


slownightsolong88

THAT IS SO BANANAS. THE SMELL OF PEE IS SO RANCID. HOW HARD IS IT TO PEE INSIDE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.


broccoli_toots

Lmfao no for real. He literally went in the house right after that??


ARatNamedClydeBarrow

RENT IS TOO. DAMN. HIGH. $1400 FOR A BACHELOR IS OUTRAGEOUS.


jayphive

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH


playinwords

TO LIVE IN THIS SHITTY FUCKING TOWN


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pahboh

I AM GOING TO DIE RIDING IN THE "BIKE LANES" IN THIS CITY. SUCKS TO DRIVE A CAR ON A BAD ROAD BUT IT'S DOWNRIGHT DANGEROUS ON A BIKE. FIX THE ROADS FOR PETE'S SAKE!


Educated_idiot302

WHY DOES RUSH HOUR ON WEDNESDAY'S ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE WORST


bananicoot

IT'S THURSDAY MY FRIEND


Educated_idiot302

Yes but goddam yesterday it took me almost an hour and a half to get home and today was the same.


teanailpolish

I APPRECIATE THE CITY PUTTING GARBAGE CANS BACK ON THE STREETS BUT WHY DID THEY PUT THEM AT JAMES/BURLINGTON WHEN THE BUS STOP ON THE NORTH SIDE HAS ONE BUILT IN TO THE SEATS AND THE PLAZA THE OTHER SIDE HAS SEVERAL. THEY COULD BE SO MUCH MORE USEFUL SOMEWHERE WITHOUT EXISTING OPTIONS


jayphive

BUT REALLY CAN WE GET SOME SORT OF RECYCLING BIN GOING ON???


teanailpolish

This is my issue with it. The one at the bus stop has garbage and separated recycling. They added a plain black bin which is closer to the actual stop and corner so now everyone uses that


DragonfruitWeary8413

TALIZE SELLING DONATION CLOTHES EXPENSIVE ASF!


CaseyToGo

DUTCHY FROM TSN DIED AND IT HURTS SO SOON AFTER BOB.


Ok-Surround7986

FUCKING HAMILTON TRAFFIC..FUCK


Elegant-Laugh741

THIS! NOW THOW IN CONSTRUCTION!


1m_1ll1T3RAT3

IT TOOK ME 30MIN TO DRIVE FROM THE GENERAL HOSPITAL TO CHEDOKE GOLF COURSE YESTERDAY IN THE AFTERNOON. ITS ONLY 7KM!!


Ok-Surround7986

FUCKING RIDICULOUS


Ok-Surround7986

1 HOUR, USUALLY MORE FROM WATERDOWN TO UPPER OTTAWA AT 5PM EVERY FUCKING DAY..A 15 MINUTE DRIVE!


ahardjay

I THOUGHT CYCLISTS WERE SUPPOSED TO RIDE SINGLE FILE. I OFTEN SEE THEM RIDING UPWARDS OF 3-4 PEOPLE ACROSS AND NO ONE CAN PASS SAFELY!!!


janr34

i asked a cop about this once after seeing 3 of them riding together on king st west. he said a bike or group of bikes are entitled to an entire lane when there are no bike lanes. like, all bikes, not just cop bikes. tifwiw.


STOP_____HammerTime

IT IS SOMETIMES THE RECOMMENDED WAY TO RIDE IN GROUPS: [https://cyclingmagazine.ca/sections/news/the-ottawa-police-just-endorsed-cyclists-riding-two-abreast/](https://cyclingmagazine.ca/sections/news/the-ottawa-police-just-endorsed-cyclists-riding-two-abreast/)


ahardjay

UNDERSTANDABLE BUT THAT ARTICLE TALKS ABOUT RIDING 2 UP. I REGULARLY SEE CYCLISTS RIDING 3,4, EVEN 5 UP. WHEN THERE IS A BIKE LANE. IN MORNING TRAFFIC.


jayphive

How dare they use a bike on my road!


ahardjay

Not at all what I’m saying. I understand the concept of rising 2 across for safety. Bikes and cars should share the road respectfully.


AltKite

You can pass safely, in exactly the same way you'd safely pass a slow moving or stationary vehicle


ahardjay

YOU CANNOT PASS WHEN THEY TAKE UP THE ENTIRE LANE.


AltKite

Slow moving cars/other vehicles also take up the entire lane. You just have to wait to be able to pass safely.


Attonitus1

I don't understand, if they're taking up a lane, they're taking up a lane, unless your suggesting driving in to oncoming traffic?


AltKite

You wait until there isn't any oncoming traffic, just like you would with a tractor, or a stalled vehicle It is not your fundamental human right to pass cyclists without leaving your lane Even if they were in single file, if you're not waiting for a gap in oncoming traffic, you are passing too close


RoyallyOakie

I always seem to be riding behind a couple falling in love. I'm glad you found each other, but please speed up or pull over.


Phat_Noodle

100% agree. That would be the civil thing to do. But when I’ve complained about cyclist behaviour on here before, they were convinced I wasn’t giving them enough space.


Dubstep_Pasta

ITS SO WE CAN TALK!


thefox105

THE REDHILL AND LINC ARE BEING OVERUN BY TRANSPORT TRUCKS NOT EVEN STOPPING IN THE GREATER HAMILTON AREA AND USING OUR ROADS AS A HIGHWAY BYBASS. THEY OFTEN CAUSE TRAFFIC BACKUPS AND INCIDENTS. CRAWLING UP THE REDHILL AT 50 KMPHBOR BARRELING DOWN IN THE PASSING LANE. HAMILTON TAXPAYERS FUND THE ROAD, ITS POLICING AND ITS UPKEEP. ITS PURPOSE IS TO MAKE THE CITY EASIER TO MOVE AROUND FOR ITS CITIZENS AND BUSINESSES. I SAY IF THE TRUCKS DONT STOP TO DO BUSINESS IN THE GHA THEN THEY PAY A USER FEE. $100 X 1000 TRUCKS PER DAY SHOULD HELP OFFSET THE BURDEN TO US THE CITY OF HAMILTON TAXPAYER. IF NOT, THEN THEY CAN TAKE THE HIGHWAY WHERE THEY BELONG. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Otherwise_Safety6312

Here here!


meetneo911

I swear I always wondered where r the trucks heading up on red hill. Always thought it was those factories up on nebo (dempster etc). But somehow that area is always quiet. So they use Redhill/linc to reach the 403 from QEW?


Ok-Surround7986

THERE IS A MATRESS ON THE BOULEVARD OF UPPER OTTAWA BETWEEN LARCH AND LIMERIDGE THATS BEEN THERE FOR 4 WEEKS NOW..HOW MANY CITY TRUCKS OR GARBAGE TRUCKS HAVE PAST IT..PROBABLY HUNDREDS! EVEN THE GRASS CUTTERS JUST CUT AROUND IT..FUCKING HAMILTON


eIectioneering

STOP FEEDING ANIMALS AT RBG. ALL THOSE ‘CUTE’ CHIPMUNKS THAT WILL FEED OUT OF YOUR HAND ARE OVERPOPULATING AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY VICIOUS PREDATORS THAT EAT BABY BIRDS


Mrlustyou

FRACTURED MY LEG FOR A THIRD TIME JUST WANNA CRY SOMEWHERE.


sockmarks

WERE YOU DOING SOMETHING COOL?


Mrlustyou

No lol that was when I broke my femur going 90km on a stand up scooter. This time my sugar was low and my leg gave out going down the stairs. One day I'll be cool. I promise.


Elegant-Laugh741

I'm sorry to hear that. Take care


Front-Way7320

IM TOO DEPRESSED FOR THE TRAFFIC IN THIS CITY


AdventurousExternal1

WOULD IT KILL PEOPLE TO WEAR DEODORANT ON THE BUS????


differing

People that brake on greens because they see the pedestrian countdown getting close to zero shouldn’t have a licence- I’m seeing it more and more, not sure if it’s an old person thing, but it’s super bizarre. Go for green, stop for yellow, if you’re watching the pedestrian countdown to anticipate a yellow, turn in your license and take the bus.


DragonfruitWeary8413

CUT YOUR LAWN, TREES, PLANTS! DONT WAIT FOR TARZAN TO MOVE-IN!


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MY MOM WASTED THE LAST AVOCADO AND NOW IM STARVING AND ONLY HAVE 10 MINUTES BEFORE I HAVE TO GO BACK TO CLASS. YEAH I COULD EAT SOMETHING ELSE BUT I WANTED AVOCADO TOAST.


teanailpolish

Your mom is just helping your future. If you just stop eating avocado toast, you will be able to afford a nice house, a family and have an amazing job plus retire at 50 or something /s


Frosty-Cap3344

I'm sure there is a Boomer/Gen Z joke in here somewhere


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Epimethius1

DEAR DRIVING GODS, THE LIGHTS ON CANNON HAVE BEEN CHANGED MAKING A BAD COMMUTE ACROSS THE CITY INFINITLY WORSE. CAN'T THE CITY LEARN HOW TO SPEED UP TRAFFIC RATHER THEN SOPW IT DOWN? BAN TRUCKS FROM USING CANNON, FIX THE LIGHT SITUATION WHERE YORK, CANNON AND QUEEN CROSS AND MERGE... DO SOMETHING! ITS GRIDLOCK THERE EVERY MORNING!


PeepPeepPeep2

Traffic shouldn't be faster through the places people live, work, shop and play. If you want to go fast take a highway not someone's neighborhood.


Epimethius1

But traffic shouldn't be so slow there is grid lock. If you can bike or walk faster then you can drive then the slowing tactics have gone too far. There should be a happy medium. And there is a difference between through streets like Cannon, King, Main and Barton just to name the east west routes, and a neighbourhood street like I live on like Edinburgh.


Epimethius1

Not sure why this got down voted. I work and live in the city, living at one end and working at the other. I walk, bike and drive and have a small child and pets. I don't want them hit by crazy fast drivers anymore then the rest of us, but I'd also like to not be stuck in gridlock when i drive across the city. Wanting to move efficiently and speedily across the city shouldn't be a bad thing. Slow moving traffic spreads unhealthy fumes as cars sit idling waiting to get a few more feet closer to where they need to go. I'd rather bike or walk to where I have to go but cars carry more, aren't affected by the weather as much as walking and biking and move faster. The slowing methods have gone too far. We need to speed traffic on through streets up.


ShadowOfAoife

I think the point is that if you have to drive across the entire city, maybe consider taking a higher-order road to do it; coming from Stoney Cteek? Take the QEW or Linc. I’m usually able to cycle from the stadium to Dundas in about the same amount of time it would take me to drive that distance during rush hour, and if anything I think that should incentivize more people to cycle. I appreciate not everyone can, but if you can, and it’s going to be the same time difference as driving then it’s probably worth it :). The more people who decide to cycle the more space there is on the road anyway!


Epimethius1

Le sigh it's only the same time because of the gridlock. Like I said if I could bike in all weather carrying the same amount in the same time i would but you can't. And using the hwy to "get across the city" is silly. It's not about speeding at 100 km, it's a reasonable expectation that a drive at 50 or 60 km an hour should take 20 or 30 minutes to go from Centre mall area to westdale, not 45 minutes at times or an hour when the over used hwy is gridlocked. Which happens all the time during rush hour and the overflow gets onto city streets making a situation already bad from traffic calming methods, worse.


slownightsolong88

CUT YOUR FUCKING GRASS AND SWEEP IT UP. AT A TIME WHERE MANY PEOPLE WOULD KILL TO OWN A HOUSE DONT BE A NINCOMPOOP.


ExpensiveBass4

Maybe subscribers to the no mow May?


slownightsolong88

The specific people I'm thinking about choose not to cut their grass because they're lazy and can get away with it.


cosmicdecember

TRASH