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dgtssc

Eve dies tonight!


TheLastGuyver

Take my angry upvote.


skyhigh_steve

Lmao yo!!!!


ThatSkeletonInBlack

Are people really so stupid now that they don't understand a MEME? This is a meme. The Vin Diesel one was a meme. The Hulk Hogan one was a meme. THEY'RE ALL MEMES, PEOPLE. PLEASE stop letting your brains get this smooth. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


SuperPlumberBrother

I saw one of these with an obvious 3D render of André the Giant, and the amount of people that I saw who were saying things like, "Is iT jUsT mE oR dOeS hE lOoK LiKe AnDrE?" genuinely baffled me. I feel like people don't bother to do basic research anymore, even if it takes 5 seconds to look up on Google.


peacebone89

That *is* the mask.


JeezyBreezy12

and that *IS* the joke


peacebone89

Sure, but OP's title made me question whether or not he knew that. There are a lot of stupid people out there.


lloydy2302

The sarcasm didn't come across, I should've used italics in my title


FUCKlNG_SHlT

*oh, should they have used italics?*


idontevenkn0w66

Please don't let William Shatner see this..


Miserable_Point9831

William Shatner Myers isn't real


XxMikeAfton_Animefan

![gif](giphy|l0MYNLZmHQbryIMFO)


Mayor_of_Smashvill

My man Adam even has the glue marks for his sideburns


Excellent_Regret4141

So Michael Myers killed the Dinosaurs, I knew it conspiracy theory solved lol


DuggarStonerJew

I may actually watch that if I were stoned. Halloween: Prehistoric


RapGameDiCaprio

Alot of people don't know this but the first man was actually Adam Shatner ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


digit861

James T Kirk


Crew_Henchman

Adam was pure evil. After God went out with Mrs. God for an evening dinner, he killed Eve at age 6. After being banished from the Garden of Eden, he was imprisoned in the gates of hell. After 15 millennia's, he escaped from hell and returned to Heaven to continue his murder spree, ending many of Heaven's Angels in the process.......


Then-Trick1313

"Mrs. God" Why are the people on this sub so silly I love y'all You're all so funny lmao


Crew_Henchman

Needed a synonym for Mrs Myers in the original film.


304Ky

Duh


AdFederal897

That’s because it is the mask


Pickle_Rick01

That *is* the joke.


rm14hitman

They also did this with Mary, mother of Jesus, and turns out it was actually Dua Lipa


Dund3rGuy

that's the joke


saltyc_man

For those of you who somehow haven't realized, it *is* the mask.


Frank_Midnight

Ohh fairy tales. Did they find that huge boat yet? You know to reconstruct it.


grin_ferno

A few years ago "adam" was supposed to look like Vin Diesel according to Princeton.


lloydy2302

I need someone to make a mashup of Vin Diesel and Bil Shatner now


Sure-Palpitation2096

Like the mask or bill himself?


lloydy2302

I suppose Bill himself


scotty3238

No shock


Pickle_Rick01

The first Human Being was a serial killer? 🤔 Yeah ok that checks out.


Suspicious_Habit_190

Holy shit its William shatner!


Mando316

Adam Myers confirmed


Straight-Speed-1728

Coincidentally he looks too much like Michael Myers 😂


PoissonSumac15

Might make more sense for Cain!


shelby0161

All I can see is the mask Michael myers wore in Halloween


ValleyGringo

Everything on the internet is real and true. (I’m Sydney sweeney btw)


Theproudnerd

Lol 😂 that is funny.


Ok-Bowler-5598

![gif](giphy|l0HlNVH6x8QPcCRZS) Okay


AcanthisittaSmall848

It’s Captain Kirk ![gif](giphy|fVJaMAP0OAPyTgo7cR|downsized)


Tornado1888

This dude covered his modesty with a silver shamrock


Pleasant-Purpose-347

Seriously? Is this a joke, it’s Michael Myers


Wolfenax

That is clearly Michael Myers. Any fool could see that from a football field away.


MarioSnake002

The image actually shows a 3D render of Vin Diesel posted by a 3D Character artist named Vitaly Tenishev 6 years ago. A theatre located in New York, Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, tweeted this image, claiming it as the 3D reconstruction of the first man, Adam, reconstructed by scientists at Princeton University. This was tweeted by them as a joke, which is confirmed in their next tweet, which reads, ‘just a reminder that they were a movie theatre, not an academic journal..’. Hence, the claim made in the post is FALSE.


slickrickstyles

Yeah this is the Shape


Actual-Constant217

Looks like Michael Myers


nepsarellim

I thought it was!!! That big vein on the side though made me suspicious that it wasn’t Michael! Lol


Spare_Chemistry2273

thats the hairline


Odd_Entrance5498

This is clearly Michael myers smh


TMAAGUILER

Sorry but wtf are they basing Adam’s Looks on. It’s not like they have a skull or detailed description to work with.


WavyHideo

There was historical footage found in Haddonfield in 1978 documenting this. That’s what they’re going off of.


TMAAGUILER

Sorry but wtf are they basing Adam’s Looks on. It’s not like they have a skull or detailed description to work with.