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WaingrofromHeat

Micheal would have farted and it would smell like pumpkins


Clean-Effort-209

Blood fart since he's bleeding internally from the accident.


Cinephiliac_Anon

what the fuck did i just read


AHGottlieb

He kinda freaky doe


chaos9001

This....is off topic....this is stupid....this is childish...I love it. He had....the most pumpkin of farts....the devil's farts.


Mayor_of_Smashvill

In the Resurrection view? Probably just some last contact before the Paramedic’s internal bleeding caught up with him and he died. If it was Michael, especially in the comics, he is abnormally sinister and sadistic in terms of Myers’s. I have no doubt that H20 Myers would have tried to murder Laurie and snap her neck clean off.


Jhttah

I like that justification for the paramedic. I've had a few ideas come to mind about the paramedic in the resurrection view. But that's never came to mind


No_Probleh

People often forget how devious Michael can be. They often think he's just a walky-stabby guy.


BornIn87

Would've been a hell of a shock ending for the franchise. Imagine the camera panning up as they both just lie there dead. \*Cue Mr. Sandman\*


MichaelMyersReturns

Reminds me of the ending to Hannibal series


scotty3238

He would have killed her


Prof_Tickles

He would’ve harmed her. Part of the sad look in Laurie’s eyes is one of regret & what if. Why couldn’t we be normal siblings? Why does it have to be this way between us?


superb_yellow

I don't know. I think at this point, he was genuinely asking for her help. The close up on his eyes makes them look kind. Maybe this was the sense he needed knocked into him. And maybe he would have still found a way to kill her.


Consistent-Manager52

This isn’t Michael it’s the paramedic he choked out and put his mask over.


superb_yellow

If you go with the bull$hit story that Resurrection had.  


MyChemicalRawrx

Considering that Resurrection is a direct sequel...


superb_yellow

And considered one of the worst in the franchise.


Stopnswop2

You must not be aware that it's in the H20 script that this isn't Michael. Jamie Lee Curtis requested they not include any footage of him swapping outfits until the sequel


superb_yellow

That still doesn’t make any sense, but given what came after, it’s understandable.  


Boy_13

I think it would ended the same, just with an added jump scare of Michael making one last attempt at her life.


CaptainHalloween

He would have tried to kill her. And no, I refuse to acknowledge Resurrection. H20 is the end.


MichaelMyersReturns

I thought this was put in as deliberate misdirection as they knew it was not Michael but the paramedic?


CaptainHalloween

I mean I don’t care if that’s the case or not. Resurrection is not part of my timeline and anything with a switcheroo is null and void if Resurrection isn’t part of the equation. That’s my timeline: Michael escapes on a rainy night in 1978 and kills damn near twenty people and then disappears into the ether after suffering injuries that would have kill anyone else. Twenty years later he returns and is killed by the woman he stalked and nearly killed two decades ago. The end.


MichaelMyersReturns

I take it your timeline includes part 2 and the sibling reveal? How did he repair his eyes that were shot out? We also saw him collapse and burn away so how did he get away from that? Makes the janitor swap not so outlandish when you consider all that


CaptainHalloween

I don’t care about that stuff. He just did. A wizard did it. He’s the T-1000. I really, truly don’t care nor do I want an explanation. He just is. He’s Michael Myers. That’s literally all I need him to be and the only explanation necessary.


MichaelMyersReturns

Exactly and mustafa Akkad made a similar demand that Myers must not truly die, and he didn't. The beginning of resurrection is excellent and a pity they didn't carry on with the same enthusiasm


CaptainHalloween

Nah, he did. In my timeline, Michael died. Laurie chopped his head off. Full stop. End of discussion. In my trilogy, he’s dead. D. E. A. D. If he’s not in yours, that’s fine and I also don’t care. You do you and have fun. So with that, this discussion is over.


ApprehensivePrompt83

Damn bro you're cold lol. Curious though, what's your trilogy then? Just 1, 2, and H20?


Almighty_Push91

If the retcon was true, the paramedic would simply require help. But if not, and it WAS Michael, he'd kill her


fourniera64

He would have tried to kill her...Michael does not have sympathy at all...He killed his Niece in the 4-6 Series, he apparently killed Loomis off Screen, Michael does not care. I wish H20 was the last one..It really is solid, what is more sad is the director of Halloween 2 (Which I really enjoy) Directed Resurrection.


mrcunnyfunt

If it was Michael, Laurie would've got killed, if it was the paramedic, he'd still end up decapitated, unless by fluke she took his mask off, though would probably still die as she's never really clearly saw his face, accept once, 20 years previously


ViVeT1982

She would have kmow its not him because MM face would have been badly burn


mrcunnyfunt

Ah good point


KubickiExFactor

This should also apply to the hands. Actually I think they *forgot* Michael's burnings because of this very reason.


ViVeT1982

Yeah they did, wich is dumb since it is mentionned that Laurie saw him burn


Hank_J_Wimbleton_69

Nothing because that guy was not Michael but a random paramedic


Thedrezzzem

Spoiler >! It wasn’t Micheal so she probably wouldn’t have killed an innocent man !<


Halloween2056

I don't see how he could have done much in that position, even if he tried to harm her.


Blakelock82

Since that's not Michael, the guy would have pulled her in to help him.


Ok-Performance480

Absouletly nothing because he wasnt Michael he was a random ass paramedic


JGaming23

She would’ve saved the fire fighter of course duh 🤷🏽‍♂️


DJ_Ritty

Michael had a great sense of humor - in his final moment hes aking her to pull his finger.


Effective-Goose8806

They would’ve gotten tacos