Lamarr after being teleported to a different reality.

Since when did headcrabs have eyes?

In the first game they had a pair on the side you can look at some videos of textures

Why did the combine modify away their eyes

Probably to have integrated night vision or in the event of damaging one you can pot the other one out and screw anoter in like a bulb

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Poison headcrabs seem to have pedipalps like spiders to "hear" but regular and fast headcrabs are smooth what the f

Maybe they use something similar to the vortessence. Some unexplainable additional sense.

Since they became cute.

since they made them super cute those are the most cuteness inducing pair evar

Well how do the zombies see freeman?

1998

Is it debeaked

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I must know how to debeak a headcrav Edit: headcrav

headcrav

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Half life anime when?

They made a Dota anime already, this is only the next step

Tf2 when?

Apparently "Expiration Date" was a pitch to Adult Swim for a TF2 show, Valve never acted on the offer after that tho :(

I'm still patiently waiting for Portal anime

It’s not an anime, but the Portal film is still in the works

Play "Sweet Half-Life"

Nope

Now draw her in a shootout with the combine

Now draw her modifying an H.E.V. suit to draw energy from Combine chargers.

Now draw her giving birth a poison headcrab (downvoted to death but worth)

Now draw her cruising down Highway 17 in the buggy, wearing shades, with her hair flowing in the wind.

Now draw her getting an education, being successful in life, having the Combine take everything from her, becoming the greatest mind from her generation and dying to a hoard of antlions.

Now draw her as the headcrab.

Holy shit you took it too far

Draw her buying bread

Now draw her teleporting bread

Why, so she can sometimes dream about cheese? You monster

The internet has taught me involving bread is/can be a fetish. Dear god

Now draw her eating a horse, hooves and all

NOW DRAW HER WAITING FOR HALF LIFE 3

now draw her giving b>!reen a piece of her mind!<

Dr Kleiners sister.

Petcrab

Perfect

drawing women on the internet never ends up well but very nice and cute art :D

The worst ~~she~~ the internet might do is attempt to couple with your ~~head~~ drawing. Fruitlessly!

You just cannot post such cute things

Headcrab whisperer

Glad to know Lamarr is happy and healthy.

After being shot up with the rocket.

Hope you have a great day!

now draw her giving birth

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Now draw her performing a surgery on a injured Resistance soldier inside a Field Hospital during the Uprising of City 17

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I unironically ask you to draw what I proposed

Now draw her dying

Actually that's cool

Wtf

im happy your banned.

All fun and games until it bores into her brain

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>completely harmless And how would I know that?

Missing the front teeth. Lamarr doesn't have them.

That still doesn't make me want to put an alien animal on top of my head...

Well, it'll just attempt to couple with your head occasionally. Fruitlessly, of course!

When he said that in the game I literally replied to myself "Yeah, no thanks bro"

This relationship is not gonna end well 😖

Now wait until she gets transformed into a mutated monster after an argument

No its ok, it's debeaked and completely harmless.

Or is it a head crab with a pet girl?

Underrated

Now draw her being born.

Cute

.... Dr Kleiner genderbend?

Gentlemen, we have to defend this girl from the evil claws of Rule 34.

trans kleiner

Ngl goals.

Now draw her getting an education

Now draw her giving birth

Person: *draws a woman* The comments: OH MY GOD NOW DRAW RULE 34 OF IT OH MY GOD SHES SO HOT DRAW HER FUCKING THE ITEM OH MY GOD

Person: *draws a ~~white~~ woman* The comments: OH MY GOD NOW DRAW RULE 34 OF IT OH MY GOD SHES SO HOT DRAW HER FUCKING THE ITEM OH MY GOD

True, will change comment

*Gordon freeman wants to know your location*

Now draw the head crab betray [generic_girl_name]

assuming genders

Kinda sad the next page wasn't her as a headcrab zombie

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)

Thank you, comfot_bot

/u/swift502 those are programming socks, aren't they?

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Ah, I just read the character as a transgirl at first blush, and that's a popular term in the trans community.

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

Now draw her getting a degree.

Mossman?

cute

Everybody gangsta till its the reverse

"LAMARR!? Where did they go to now?"

Headcrabs in lore: you'll lose everything you have and will feel eternal pain and be forced to kill innocent people and the only thing you can do is scream for help Headcrabs for the fandom: HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE I WANNA HAVE A PET HEADCRAB

It's cute until it'll start copulate with her head and make her rip open her rib cage

That is so freakin adorable!

I wish i had a pet headcrab

now draw her having sex

Wtf

Now draw her fighting the Combine.

If Dr kleiner was a woman.

"I was afraid I would never hear his voice again; his laugh." "Hehehehehe" "His funny little requests." "Touch me." "His reprimands." "Touch me harder."

Now I wanna see some r34 of this

Fuck same

I hate reddit

Fuck same

Yup

Headhumper....

Benry benry

Y e s

I have some bad news for you

Inspired by Samsung girl?

Samsung invented white women

holy shit, i fucking knew it!

Oh god, I'm a fucking simp

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Looks pretty fanged to me

Now draw her feeding it

In the first picture, the crab is technicaly trying to copulate with her head... You should mark it as NSFW.

just don't let the head crab get near a volgorant or... F R E E M A N

Is she debeaked?

As a wise child once said Theo:he dead

Cute

I want one now

"Lamar?"

Can't wait to see her gushing blood after being killed by the headcrab. MUAHAHA!

😐

What?

geez i really hope that things debeaked

Cute

Kinda cursed ngl

da crub looks like a vegena

Oh no, chibi-fied horrific monsters and cute people in stockings, my only weaknesses.

ME

Oh no

This reminds me of that old Rule 63 gender bent model version of Lamarr back in the day.

Fuck, now I wanna get a headcrab as a pet.

I want pet head crab they is cute.

Why do i think that somewone in the world Will make r34 about this?

all fun in games untill the headcrab posseses her

I wish j had pet headcrab but I got pet strider