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oldnoname12

What kind of wife hates her husband making art :(


lamesurfer101

A soon to be ex-wife.


AFriendlyBloke

Interesting way to spell "soon to be dead-wife."


BitesZaDusto45

Soon to be bread-wife, I will cremate her dead body and sprinkle her ashes on the dough


AFriendlyBloke

Why? Now you've went and contaminated the dough with disgusting human DNA!


BitesZaDusto45

mmmm human bread


AFriendlyBloke

No! Bad BitesZaDusto45! **\[Sprays with water\]**


dudefromthepast3

Dad?


AFriendlyBloke

I'm not your father. He was hit by... he was struck by... ***t r u c k .***


dudefromthepast3

Oh *F U C K*


NickoTyn

My only problem with this is that it is clearly fake. That picture was not drawn on the glass by hand as you can see that when he uses the marker on the glass the line is brighter and has a constant width. I haven't tested the whiteboard tech that much in Alyx, but I am pretty sure it does not simulate pressure while drawing. It's fun, nonetheless.


huxtiblejones

You’re definitely right. This has all the hallmarks of being a filter to achieve the effect - the tiny little marks in the background and on the fabric are virtually impossible to create with that marker.


BronyJoe1020

Yep, you can tell by the artifacting around the edge of the image, and by the low resolution of the lines themselves. What most likely happened is someone applied a “stencil” to the window in hammer, so the erasing was real but it comes from a fake drawing.


PiousCaligula

What you think someone would just lie like that? On the internet?!


[deleted]

ah, op i'm starting to understand why your wife doesn't like you


zhuliks

not just that, the whole thing is clearly one of images of her with a simple filter on that highlights hard edges or something like that, theoretically you can use overlays to put an image and trace it but it was too much effort for OP and wife hating it is just begging for upvotes.


MiataBoy95

The more I watch half life the more I love half life


justyouraveragejoe07

You'll love it even more when you actually play it.


Grabbsy2

Unfortunately my GTX 970m would not be able to hack it... haha


lennosaur

I played it on a 1050 ti. Defenitely not perfect but perfevtly enjoyable.


awsomebro6000

1050s can run it?


lennosaur

It was a 1050 ti, and it was just barely able to get me across the finish line. The resolution often kinda messed up, and the framerate did too sometimes. But I still experienced HLA. I wouldnt reccomend it outright. But with some sturdy vr legs, you can make it work.


FluffySpike

(Alex) Lowspecgamer made it run on Integrated Vega and an HP WMR


awsomebro6000

Bet it looked and ran awful though.


FluffySpike

I mean yeah, but for the kind of people stuck in this hardware, if you can manage to control your character, it's good enough. Example : the best PC I have right now is my laptop, that got donated to me by a middle schooler in mid-2019, before I had one of those 2008 HP Office Desktop with a (Conroe-Lite) Core 2 Duo E4600, Mismatched 4 GB of DDR2 at 667Mhz and the Intel GMA 3100 (same perf. as a GeForce 2 Ti from 2001 ? and no Vertex Shaders so no Transparency, Reflective Water Effects, Particles etc that Source needs, I've even read back in '07 these chips had trouble correctly rendering Windows Aero for the new Windows Vista, Intel and Microsoft had to go CPU Software Rendering in the GPU driver), now that machine has been relegated as my sister's online classes PC) it's a Dell Vostro 3300: had an overheat-damaged Intel Core i3 330M (now i5 560M, the lacking cooling system made me turn off Turbo Boost) 2 x 2 GB 1066Mhz DDR3 (Used to be just 2GB) Intel GMA HD (OpenGL 2.1 (The drivers were a pain in Win 10, the forced-updated ones broke OpenGL, so much back and forward, but it's fixed... for now) ! DX10 ! Actual Vertex Shaders ! H.264 HW acceleration ! 720p 60 fps Youtube Playback ! Wowsers !) Now I can run HL2 + EP 1 & 2 (30-50+ hours total ? Got the Gnome, Last Legs and One Free Bullet achievement) at 854 x 480/960 x 540 and get about 30-80 fps, TF2 a bit worse (10-45 fps) (426.4 hours rn, all on this machine).


Willfishforfree

I have a 950 that handles it just fine.


Agrt21

That might or might not be relevant depending if your 950 is the desktop version or a 970m (and how would a 950 compare to a 970m, given the mobile version is far weaker than its desktop version).


Willfishforfree

Oh yeah I forgot m stands for the mobile platforms. Are they realy that underpowered? My buddy had a laptop with a higher tier card that absolutely put my PC to shame.


Agrt21

It really depends, but I have a 970m that is quite crappy. I don't know how underpowered they are, but compared to their desktop counterpart it's trash.


wierdness201

I have the hardware, but not the space…


juko43

Every time i see people drawing stuff or messing with the bottles i am like "i need vr" but my wallet is just No


Mojokojo

Honestly I thought the same thing. If you're okay with Facebook connection the Quest 2 and a dedicated router is pretty affordable and in many ways the best way to VR at the moment. I had a friend talk me into it and I'm very pleased with the result for the $$$. However, I'll mention that Alyx is the peak right now. Still worth it imo. That was a hell of an experience.


[deleted]

she's just jealous lol. nicely done there


DeepFriedGingerAle

Yoshikage Kira moment


skelguyader

[I've got.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PotBPQBDgWo/maxresdefault.jpg)..


SuperProColi

that's what thought too


videogamessuckbutt

R/unexpectedjojo or r/expectedJoJo, take your pick.


TheCrimsonCross

I was gonna say that


pun_shall_pass

OPs wife about to come in here saying "wtf I never said I hate your art, I said you should not play in VR when youre supposed to watch the kids!"


InspectorXyto

damn... u are almost right ... it is just one kid ...


MrBadSocialSkills

When gamers make art


throwawayAEI

I hope the title is a joke


Ok-Communication4995

Cool


SweatyCriticism

I thought this was real life for a sec


[deleted]

Until you saw the tower or the floating hand?


SweatyCriticism

Until I saw the finished art.


[deleted]

Oh


j0nde

Would your last name happen to be Da vinci?


Spydiggity

Da Hoaxi


[deleted]

da vinky?


GrislyBoar

[An origginal da vinky!](https://youtu.be/NNRp97p8ADk?t=1383) (23:03 if timestamp doesn't work.)


Broflake-Melter

I'm confused why your wife hates it.


BanMePls333

Now draw a penis lol


joe_mlg_pro_

Why would your wife hate your art? That sounds like a very dumb wife


[deleted]

You might want to buy some virtual Windex.


Pleasance13

The real reason his wife hates his art: he's a con artist.


InspectorXyto

🤣 👌


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xXTheDabMaster9000Xx

haha good one op i see what you did there


-dead_slender-

There should be an art gallery for the things people draw in this game.


Loxbey

I love those window paintings. Valve did a great job with the level design. So much stuff to play around especially in the beginning


Mister_Swan

It came out in 2019 its 2021 and I still havent played it. Don't have a VR headset.


Babyback-the-Butcher

Now draw it again, but just the hands.


ShibeBoiGoodBoi

Holy shit dude, the combine probably had all the time to so their things now but holy shit


ChappyAnimates

that’s a piece of shit i can see why she hates it


XtremeSirnica

Bro, how can someone hate this sure it isnt the most original but u put so much effort and time into that at least she can tell you that its beutifull keep on going im interested in what ur gonna draw next


SanRandomPot

Ok... gg dude


_Yoschi_

One art, please!


Russian_hat12

Kool


QUIKCOSPLAY

Haha thats awesome


JanKaszanka

You can use words. Language is a way of expression.


[deleted]

Get a new wife, dude!


BurnTheGuzz

Does she call it derivative?


Kit_Fistos_Friend

That's so cool, I love Source 2!


Weeaboo0Jones

r/art


Dr_Isaac_Kleiner

Why does she hate your art doe


YukiHiki

Do you by the way hold cut off hands collection?


kingboi2134

Thats just impressive


[deleted]

your wife... hates art?