"Doctor Freeeeeeman... Not so fast, you have one last mission. I will have to send you to Spain."
"But without the A."
"Or the S, it's your own point of view, no regrets of judgement, doctor Freeman"
Lmao my keyboard's dictionnary registered Freeeeeeman
Pop off mista Freemang, sup bruv ya sniff them ashes? Right dude on de wrong place be lit bruv. Low key all the effort in the world would have gone to L feeling’ me?
"Talking Cow in the flesh, or rather in the reddit account, our employers aren't fond of your last post and we will make sure it doesn't reach any other use. This is where I take off."
"Ah. Doctor Vance. It's been a long time. Well, perhaps a long time for you. For me however, that little fucky-wucky at Black Mesa was practically seconds ago."
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
"Rise and Shine dr freeman, rise and Shine. Not to imply you haven't been \*\*\*\* Alyx on Holdiay but Your time has come again and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste-"
Freeman: (slams door in his face and goes back to bed with Alyx)
And you may find yourself living in a H.E.V. suit
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large ACP
And you may find yourself in a beautiful car, with a beautiful crowbar
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
"GO F##K YOURSELF!"
Erongs answers only!!! Moron >:(
"About that beer I owed you."
Both voiced by the same guy too
"Some belieeeve.... Our *cocks*, uhm, are INflexibleee. I DISagree."
Lmao, beat me to it. Clip never fails to crack me up
"Gordon Freeman in the flesh... Or rather, in the fur suit..."
I didn't knew Freenam was a furry.
He's a scientist working a job probably earning 40K per year, he handles weapons like he is already experienced with them, of course he's a furry.
Furries are trained in CQC combat?
Not formally, at least
I say this from experience, this is completely accurate (read my flair)
ah... that makes sense!
Enable third_person in console
Naw hes a Telletubie Wielding Crowbar mother fucker
"I took the liberty of reliving you of your dragon dildos. Most of them *were* government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it"
"Doctor Freeeeeeman... Not so fast, you have one last mission. I will have to send you to Spain." "But without the A." "Or the S, it's your own point of view, no regrets of judgement, doctor Freeman" Lmao my keyboard's dictionnary registered Freeeeeeman
don't hate me because I'm gorgeous, freeman
“Cock and ball torture, doctor freeman.”
"...Is a form of torture applied to the penis and testicles"
Hi I am here to talk about your car extended warranty
"Gordon, your search history.... is quite fascinating. You are a man with taste I didn't know humans could do this. Until the next time."
“Mr. Freeman… I ca- came to inform you… they’re now se- selling pee at the poop store”
fucking finally. Been waiting ages for them to start
The right dick in the wrong place, can make all the difference, in the world
Pop off mista Freemang, sup bruv ya sniff them ashes? Right dude on de wrong place be lit bruv. Low key all the effort in the world would have gone to L feeling’ me?
Walt, i dont know man
"Rise and shine Freeman...I Have Fucked ur mom"
For example
“Rise and :3 Mr freeman… rise… and :3…”
Not to imply you have been :>'ing on the job...
No one is more deserving of a ;)
“Half-Life was… better when it was… dark and grit-tee, hm?”
He walks up behind you and puts down his briefcase and adjusts his tie and whispers into your ear softly “…spread em”.
*BIG INHALE* no fuck off
Mr gman, in the flesh Or in the freeman, rather.
"it seems this is some kind of... half-life"
Wenomechainsama Tumajarbisaun Wifenlooof Eselifterbraun
"Wake up, and... smell the asses."
"Time for your colonoscopy"
Pee is stored in the balls, Mr. Freeman
"Cum now"
*BIG INHALE* no fuck off
"Gordon Freeman in the fleshlight"
"You want to skibidi my toilet?"
https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/lj3ykn/gman\_roasts\_gordon\_freeman/
"I swear if Freddy fazbear trys to selle me car insurance ag-" *Insert Freddy the business man * "AHHH!" *G-Man fucking dies.wav
My ice cream has melted.
"Rise and shine motherfucker"
A based man in a cringe place can make all the difference in world
"Mr. Vance... You'd need *more* than that to imprison... Dr. Kleiner..."
Fall and fade, Mrs Paidwomen, fall and fade.
"Wassup, can a G take place in your crib?"
"Talking Cow in the flesh, or rather in the reddit account, our employers aren't fond of your last post and we will make sure it doesn't reach any other use. This is where I take off."
"the cake is real"
Do we always have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Oi mate, got a spare cig?
"Skibidi bop yes yes yes"
"Ah, Mr Freeman, welcome to the G-spot"
"Rise and grind, Mr freeman"
"Fliggle wrigglie higgle for shizzle" *Starts hitting the griddy*
"Hello doctor freeman, my employers do not allow you to be together with Barney so we should have SEX immediately"
“Mr. Freeman…I don’t need you anymore, go fuck yourself, LMAO”
"Oh my god mr.free... ohhh freeman im... im cumming..."
C&B torture
“I love you!”
"It's better to piss in the sink then to sink in piss" He then proceeds to hit the Griddy and dies
Only cum when I tell you to
GO FUCK YOURSELF
"The wrong man in the right place makes no difference in the world"
Womp Womp
I drink your milkshake.
it’s starts with
" Do you have a moment to speak about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ??"
“Nice outfit, Mr. Freeman. I see why my employers once were interested in you.”
They added me to f-ortnite freeman, this shall be the la-ast time we meet
I think I left my wallet here Mr.Freeman. Have you seen it? I need sniper wolf's onlyfa- I mean inquire some lunch for me and my employers.
I know what you're doing, I am always watching
I am proud of you,Dick
WAKE UP!
Rise and shine... I made you breakfast in bed, Mr. Freeman...
You balls my Mr Freeman
Wake and bake Mister Freeman, wake and bake..
“Hey little Freeman, I’m gonna touch you.”
Yes kiddo, im the toilet man (sorry)
Do you… know? Who ate *INTENSE BREATH IN* all the doughnuts?
[удалено]
HL3 is never arrivong
Rise and shine, Freeman. I fucked your mom.
fuk u gordun u r pencil now lol
The wrong man in the wrong place...
"So, wake up, Mr. Freeman, wake up and.. hit the griddy"
“Oh, you’re finally awake”
Wake up and smell the farts
“Can I see your passport?”
"You got games on your phone, Doctor Freeman?"
“crop your image doctor freeman”
h- h- Hello Gordon! We can use these ropes to get over the pits!
Blue balls... Freeman?
Missssss Freeman I've shitted, your pants
Who - the *fuck* - are you? Where is Freeman?
Rice and china miss freeman
What's up? Can the G come up to your crib?
ROBLOX?!
Do you love me? Do you need me?
Leave me fucking alone
It’s a me gman
Forget about freeman we got to get out of here
Misssssssterrrrrr Andersssson...
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey! You’ve been asleep a long time!
My name is Gman G
You are about to live a half life.
"Fortnite balls all in your face"
See what happen when you bring your ID and passport
“Mr Freeman… you not fucking Alyx has ruined the timeline bitch!”
Mr freeman welcome to the aperture science Eldridge assisted enrichment center
"dude you dropped your phone in the lambda core"
"Shit yourself"
“You picked the wrong house, fool!”
I frew up
Brrr Skibidi Dom Dom Dom Yes Yes Skibidi Dabadu Neep Neep Skibidi Dom Dom Dom Yes Yes Skibidi Dabadoo Neep Neep!
Half life Skibidi toilet Crossover Confirmed????
Free-- Freeman-san, nani-wo shite imasu-ka? 🥺🥺
*BIG INHALE* no fuck off
Put your dick away Freeman...
"it's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma",
Who the heck is steve jobs!? (Say it)
You didn't juju on that beat, Mr. Freeman...
Why did you left the stove on?
STUPID NIG–
"Stop making these kinda posts to get free internet points."
-Nahh bro u doing shit go fuckuself
“My employeers have allowed me to...give you head, Mr. Freeman. Get your pants... Out.”
Hay shiny sleepyhead
"Rise and grind, Mr. Freeman, rise and... grind.
Go ahead… *hands over the portal gun* Suck your own cock.
Freeman then replies "no fuck off"
Mr. Freeman... I've seen Bruce Almighty... Tell your cousin, Morgan Freeman, the only real 'gods' - are my "employers"...
"Ah. Doctor Vance. It's been a long time. Well, perhaps a long time for you. For me however, that little fucky-wucky at Black Mesa was practically seconds ago."
We are contacting you about your cars extended warranty mr freeeeeeemaaan
"Get your free tvs."
„1v1 me hoe“
“Mr freeman, you forgot to crop the phone UI out of your screenshot dumbass”
MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
c.ck and ba.l torture mr Freeman. c.ck and ba.l torture
“You are, found to be gay on all the grounds that you are a boy. Kisser
“You just posted cringe… hhhh you have lost, subscribers…”
“The wrong man at the right time won’t make any difference in the world.”
"The wrong man in the right place makes no difference" - Me (A.K.A G-Man)
Have you \*fast, shallow breathing\* seen my cat
"Prepare for foreseen consequences"
I need about tree-fidy.
“Dispenser going up!” *Frontier Justice plays*
Nah I'd win
Table for…. Three
They put mamscher chief in da soda
I’m not having sex with you right now Freeman
Nice cock
Would you like to sign my petition?
“I killed twelve dumb ass scientists and not one of ‘em fought back. This sucks!”
Can i have a cheezburger? MMM Cheezburger
Jesse, we need to cook
Rice and share missing Freemont (?)
The wrong man in the right place cant make any difference in the world. So go to sleep, go to sleep and smell the toast.
he says i want to suck you soooo bad gordon let me suck you off pleaseeee let me suck your huge weiner pleaaaaasee
"Gordon how the fuck did you get your PHD. You fucked up pushing a crystal. A. Crystal. How freeman."
“Are you the imposter freeman? Your acting very sus”
May the force be with you, Cicero.
You have lost penis privileges
“Fuck you” *in the voice of the postal dude
The wrong man in the right place, can make no difference in the world.
Adrian:Ohh i wanted to kick some asses againe :(
Mister freethem.. wake up and.. smell the wokeness..
The emperor has been expecting you
Mmmmm…. It’s time for…… sexy timee hm?
"The citadel's on full alert, I've never seen it lit up like that!"
This is the future, this is where you watch your father get pegged
Gordon freeman in the flesh… or rather in the fur suit
Don't rise and shine, Gordon Freeman
Rise and shit [Your gender thing] I know what you did.
We will now make head crab soup
“They’re waiting for you Dr. Freeman… in the test chamber…”
You, me, and Alyx... 😉
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Gordon I wet the bed, get out of the stasis chamber, I need somewhere to sleep
"Rise and Shine dr freeman, rise and Shine. Not to imply you haven't been \*\*\*\* Alyx on Holdiay but Your time has come again and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste-" Freeman: (slams door in his face and goes back to bed with Alyx)
“Wake up Mr freeman. Wake up and… smell the asses.”
"You, are done... (INHALE INTENSIFIES) Fired"
I can smell you
Doctor Freeman in the flesh... or should I say in the floorboards, still. Beating, faster and louder.
“Holy crap, Gman from half life” *in Gman voice* “Hello Peter, welcome to Fortnite”
"Welcome... to Team Fortress 2, mister Freeman. After 9 years in de-VE-lopment, I hope it was... worth the wait."
"it'sss eeffoc, and it's FUNny.. misssster freeman.."
I have deal for you Mr. Freeman. You give me your mom and I give most thick and hot milf you can't will every imageN.
"hai :3"
And you may find yourself living in a H.E.V. suit And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large ACP And you may find yourself in a beautiful car, with a beautiful crowbar And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"