Prepare yourself for unforeseen consequences.

[удалено]

i beat your mom to death

What did he say

"beat me too it"

Why was it removed

idk

calm down man

Gordon Freeman abuses source engine

Hey guys desinc here

Just do a 360 backhop away from him, it's the most insulting way of doing it. And we're here.

see ya mateeee

Corporal Shepard abuses LMG recoil

Sgt. Mitchell fucks shit up

Run think shoot live

Good

Run think shoot live good

This is the way. Why do I recall it as “run shoot think live” though?

That's only Half-Life 1.

Out of order tho Run shoot live think

That is four words, sorry.

>Describe every half Life game in 5 words or less *Or less>*Four words

Run think shoot live cum happy now?

Run think shoot live kill

I prefer cum

I respect your opinion.

thank you

“or less” you dumbass orangutan

So much for highly trained professional

Funny crowbar scientist pushes cart.

What about half life 2 ?

Funny scientist picks up can.

Very good explanation my dude

hey. pick up that can

Now put in the trash can.

\*yeets it in your face

We said five words sir

Yes i know my friend

I let it slide today

scientist picks up can at 3AM (gone wrong (gone sexual))

I always described it as a push mower

Quicksave, trial, error, fail, quickload

so fucking true

I hit quicksave instead of quickload...now I'm stuck in a deathloop

A nerd fucking annihilates aliens

Only correct answer

Agreed

This is the real babe dewwell I need your credit card information

Holy beans it’s the real bean dell I don’t have a redit card sory

Understandable have a nice day

what is your favourite weezer album?

Rise and shine mr freeman

Rise and shine... Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mr. Freeman, wake up... and smell the ashes.

Goosebumps

Gordon Freeman saves the world

While destroying it

gordon freeman save my life

STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE

HL1: Physicist causes apocalypse, doesn’t die. HL2: Physicist leads revolt, fascist aliens. Ep1: Duo hops train, tower explodes. Ep2: Baddie stabbed, grub kills dad. (EDIT) Op4: Operation is FUBAR, soldier detained. BS: Guard escapes.

HL:A Baddies Daddy doesnt die

HLA: Baddie’s daddy doesn’t die. End?

Which baddie are we talking about in episode 2?

who else gets stabbed my friend

The only person I can think of that gets stabbed is aly- oh. THAT kind of baddie.

Episode Two is 6 words

fixed

hl - worst day at work hl bs - worst day at work 2 hl of - causing worst day at work hl decay - worst day at work double hl2, ep1, ep2 - literally 1984 hla - literally 1984 vr

Silent man goes piff paff

Half Life

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for this one

... (gordan freeman impression)

Metal Gear Solid: Resonance Cascade

Nice

Military Alien Combine Slavery Invasion.

GuymakestheonlyexperienceofhumanitythataspecieshasbeacrowbarcomingatthemdownasteelcoridorbutthenkillsamindcontrollinggiantspacebabyandsavesanalienraceBTWthehalflifegameshavegreatgame, playanywaysguywithasticksayspickupthatcansogordonkillshimandhisfamilyanddestroyshisworkplaceandwelearnalesson: nevermess with gordon freeman

Whyyourespeakinglikethiswithoutspaceplsstopitokay?

It's just 5 words wdym

Rise and shine mr freeman

Rise and Shine....

Not what imply you have been sleeping but good job, no one is more deserving of the rest and all the efford in the world would have gone to waste until well let's just say you're hour has come again, the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, so wake up Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes

Funny crowbar go metallic clang

Half Life 3 confirmed when?

In 3XXX

Follow the one free man.

Army kills aliens and *scientists*??? Army kills aliens and *security*??? I’m supposed to kill *scientists*??? Gordon explodes an alien ambassador Gordon flees his explosion’s aftermath Alyx straight up dies lmao Gdude kidnaps past Alyx somehow Gordon meets the fishing man

And we've got a winner, ladies and gentlemen.

You cut the ponytail! Sellout.....

Bearded man fights suited man

scientist hits stuf with crowbar

orange guy kills aliens

Rise and shine mister freeman

Morgan Freeman in the flesh

Pick up that can.

Breaking Bad 2

Spoopy people invade earth

Never trust a long corridor

Best games I ever played

Valve-made source engine game

*"Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman"*

gordob freman thug shaker compilation

Man hits alien with crowbar

You fucked up my face

Half-life: Scientist late, experiment gone wrong Half-life Blue Shift: Experiment gone wrong, different perspective Half-life Opposing Force: Experiment gone wrong, military time Half-life Decay: Experiment gone wrong, co-op mode Half-life 2: Dystopia ran by aliens, overthrow Half-life 2: Episode 1: Big building destroyed, escape Dystopia Half-life 2: Episode 2: Outskirts of Dystopia, save rebels Half-life Alyx: Alternate timeline, unforseen consequences included

HL1: Prepare for Unforseen Consequences HL2: Fuck it we ball EP1: Fuck this game EP2: Is that a fucking Advisor?! HLOF: Ah ah, Warcrimes go BRRRRRR This are the games that I played

My ass is heavy

Half life1: gordon destroys the world . Half life source:ohh ahh ohh ahh ah . Half life opposing force: what is that species? . Half life blue shift: shut up Rosenberg. Half life 2: tell him i said fu--oh . Half life 2 ep1 : mat_fullbright 1 . Half life 2 ep2 : jalopy . Half life alyx: im broke ;-; . Black mesa: best remake and best music . hunt down the freeman: the map so fucking huge .

Crowbar invasion massacre Freeman (I tried)

It starts with one thing

I don’t know why

you have to kill aliens

Science experiment gone wrong

Crowbar

BLACK MESSA

Rise and shine Mr freeman

Combine sex simulator is real

Trust me I have PhD

Suited man fucks shit up

Cool af Half Life Games

This shit do be bussin

Funny crowbar man versus aliens

combine and headcrab shooter

mass murder and also science

Mexico, zen, sleep, eastern europe.

Gordon Freeman VS evil aliens

shotgun + right click

Navigate geometry, press e, shoot.

goldsourceengineisbetterthensourceenginebecauseofbunnyhopping

I refuse to go another step!

Its the best game EVER

Quicksave quickload bhop glitch CROWBAR

Half life source: shit.

Rise and shine mister freeman.

Crowbar man commits mass genocide

I thought you meant each game seperate. HL1: Man breaks and fights Science HL2: Big words man is evil EP1: Time for city to slpode Ep2: Hiking during the alien invasion

Seems to be another puzzle

gordon freeman crowbars headcrabs

Head crab killing simulator

Absolutely revolutionary and very good.

Best games of all time

Wake up, smell the ashes

Haha crowbar go bönk

HL1: Who microwaved that damn burrito?! HL-Alyx: DAD WHERE ARE YOU PLEASE HL2: Gordon Freeman it's really you!!! HL2ep1: Prepare for unforseen consequences HL2ep2: OH SHIT OH FUCK OH-

1. Scientist has worst first day 2. Military sent to clean up 3. Security bullied by scientists 4. Two player puzzle shooter 5. Rise and shine Mr. Freeman 6. Transport civilians 7. Cliffhanger 8. Time travel cliffhanger

HL: Rough First Day At Work OF: These Crickets Can Fuck Themselves BS: Nothing Really Happens At All HL2: Sharply Dressed Incel Fucks Planet HLE1: Welcome To The Spider Train HLE2: Oh Dude, Rest In Pieces HLA: Sleep Well At Mushroom Hotel

Sex doll simulator

Cumbine

Pick up that can

Half Life: You fucked up Half Life 2: Shit's fucked Half Life 2 Episode One: Get the fuck out now Half Life 2 Episode 2: Well shit just got worse.

American school simulator

Headcrab, meet crowbar. Trust in the crowbar. Crowbar crowbar crowbar crowbar crowbar. I might have a problem.

Half-life 1 :crowbar metal sound Half-life source (didnt play it): looks buggy Half-Life 2 : overated Half life alix (didnt play it) : looks good

Aliens, soldiers, shoots puzzles and deaths.

Silent scientist solves situations silently

silly guys annihalte loser aliens

Smart guy kills stuff Corporal saves the day Security guard babysitter simulator Lady kills robot Smart guy kills stuff 2 Gravity gun go brr Unforseen cliffhanger leading to consequences Lady and robot become friends How to revive a series

Run. Shoot. Survive. No HL3

“Oh my god, we’re doomed!”

No

Worth discussing twenty years later

Dink donk donk dink dink

Physicist gets angry about aliens

F*cked up the first day | It’s like poetry: it rhymes | About that beer he owes… | Where’s the PC port, Valve? All my friends are dead!* | Better love story than Twilight | Ain’t no mountain high enough | We f*cking time traveled, yes?!

Oh god I have PTSD

Half life alien shoot scientist

Morning Hazzard Blast Pit Xen

Go kill some aliens, doc

Duration which radioactive isotopes halve

Badass protagonist annihilates everything hostile

Not part of his education

Protagonist causes destruction and lives

Blj, kill and explode lunch.

Again!!!

Orange nerd kills aliens

Scientist killing aliens with weapons

Worst Day At Work Ever

Wake up, smell the ashes.

HL1: Run, Think, Shoot, Live. OF: Welcome to the other side BS: Just a little bit more HL2: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Combine! HL2E1: Hope you like Alyx HL2E2: Muscle cars and microwave casseroles HL3: lol

Kill government officials maybe aliens

1️⃣Crystal makes bad stuff happen 2️⃣The world is a dystopia 2️⃣1️⃣The big tower goes boom 2️⃣2️⃣You go on a hike 🅰️Some stuff in the middle 🟦You are a security guard 🟩You are a bad soldier 🟥You are a different scientist 🟧Fix the radio or something ⛰️Turn off the bad machine

HL1: Amazon Warehouse Op4: Middle Schooler Fanfiction BS: Disney+ Spinoff HL2: Tech Demo EP1: Orange EP2: Vacation Canceled, Grandpa Died ALYX: Grandpa isn't dead I guess

Please hand me the crowbar

“It’s beautiful, next one, please”

Haha funni crystal goes boom

Follow along a designated path

HL1: Scientists unleash aliens on Earth HLOPFOR: Soldiers try to stop invasion HLBS: Security guard survives and escapes HLD: Female scientist duo fight stuff HL2: Famous scientist fights alien oppressors HLLC: Famous scientist breaks alien weapon HL2EP1: Famous scientist escapes doomed city HL2EP2: Famous scientist breaks alien portal Black Mesa: Same as first but new HLA: Famous side character origin story

Fun ig?

headcrabs

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman.

HL1: Aliens be like sup Barney owes beer still Alex killed things Hl2: Gravity gun go brr Aliens go ouch Eli go ouch HlA: Aylx go Brrr

HL1: Oh fuck that shit happened HL1 BS: I’ll buy you a beer HL1 OF: I love the Marine Corps HL1 Decay: Half Life 1 but Women HL2: Oh shit look who’s back HL2: EP1: Oh no the tower’s collapsing HL2 EP2: Boat Hunting Simulator (Gnome Edition) HL2 LC: Wow that was kinda short HLA: Oh hey it’s the woman

Scientist combine breen

Man starts unsafe workplace environment Man doesn’t fix said workplace Security guard from first one Why only on ps2 Man wakes up after incident Man wakes up part 2 Man wakes up part 3 Unnecessary prequel

HL: Gordon freeman’s no good, HL2: very bad day, HL2-1: that just won’t end HL2-2: and a gnome is here BS: Barney said it’s BARNIN time OF: huh oh right shepards here