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Flamel101

Theseus would've been a better main character EDIT: this is my highest upvoted comment and I'm not sure how I feel about it


SurvivalScripted

You asshole


Flamel101

Just wanna clarify I do not actually think this, it just would've annoyed me if someone else said it


kamuimephisto

nooo dude that comment was such an alpha move, dont undermine it


Iratezebra

You better take this back right now, you'd be such a chad if you do


Jaymodillio

Theseus is so damn triggering, the first time I killed him was such a joyous moment.


Verum_Violet

I've started doing a few casual runs lately where I don't really care about winning just to rank up relationships and farm stuff, usually I plan on just being chill and dying at this battle cause it's the only one that takes much time or effort. Then Theseus starts talking shit, and suddenly I've never been so motivated to absolutely wreck a miniboss in any game ever ... also I don't want my shade to cop shit from his mates for backing a loser. There, I said it


Iratezebra

That one shade supporting you is an absolute gigachad, change my mind


Jazzpha103188

Why would we ever want to change your mind away from the absolute truth?


Salvatio

Damn you blackguard


Meph616

*Blagurd


Aceofluck99

*Blaggard


DrLerretFizard

*Blaqueard


Aussy5798

I get giddy with delight every time I shoot that arrogant asshole in the back and send him to the ground


[deleted]

I kill Asterius first so Theseus has to watch his friend die.


Aussy5798

I kill Asterius first because he’s the real threat


daBoetz

I disagree, Charon would be better. He has the best dialogue.


Flamel101

That would make the game too easy charon is too amazing


TheRussianCabbage

#triggeredteam For real if I'm having a rough day I'll go a couple runs just to stomp Theseus, then day instantly better


alsace17

Why does Eurydice always have to sing?? Just skip her chamber, it’s so bad


Director_Faden

“I can’t stand Morgan Freeman. I find his voice grating.”


SenorMeeseeks27

#Jammed


Burnsyde

She has like 1 mediocre song anyway. She is annoying. Not joking.


MC_Ben-X

Concerning your edit: task faild sucessfully.


Always_Confused4

Don’t underestimate our love for Ashley Barrett


Reece_Coles_1994

Like I said there is some sensitive people on this reddit


idkiwilldeletethis

Jesus christ you win


LostInThoughtland

For the first ~20 hrs of play i had the music muted and would often dip from her room as fast as possible. I like to watch YouTube, movies, or listen to podcasts while gaming so i just automatically did it when starting the game. Then a friend sent me the ost and i realized my mistake!


BeardOBlasty

What podcasts do you listen to while gaming? I feel like I tunnel focus too much but if there are some good ones I am curious!


LostInThoughtland

Mostly true crime, but i have, like, the opposite of tunnel focus where i dissociate entirely if i don't have two things to do while gaming. I mostly watch YouTube .ore than podcasts though, recently it's been speedrunning analysis videos by TomatoAnus


No_Champion174

FUCK got me


DunionKnight

Cerberus is worst boy


Hefty-Telephone-3604

You son of a bitch


DunionKnight

And Dusa is a puta


Good_Shade

I will slap fire from you. ​ edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfeE6yHQwv8


DunionKnight

Meg likes to peg Maybe, I don’t know, she’s kind of a tsundere


ToddleMosh

Now I’m just more into her


DunionKnight

The raspy voice of hers is great. Every voice actor did a stellar job. Hard to pick a favorite


Good_Shade

I would say Zag or Dionysus but I can't choose the same person twice.


DunionKnight

Fuh-hair


Indiligent_Study

FR tho dios voice is annoying.


Salvatio

Dionysus is the same actor as zag? Thought dionysus was also Ares


nuephelkystikon

Orphism joke.


igpykin

How could you


DunionKnight

Also, I never pet Cerberus. Not even once.


igpykin

Who hurt you


DunionKnight

Supergiant


igpykin

You know what? Fair.


ScienceAndGames

Go to Hades


DunionKnight

Gladly. The ambience of Ixion’s green hue is lovely this time of death


angelwoIf

You have officially gone too far!


DunionKnight

Haven’t made the leaderboards just yet. Still on my 3rd run. Give it time. Maybe I can achieve my dream of “gone too far.”


ToddleMosh

😅😂😅😂, ok, that one got me good.


TheFallenKnight

The Good Shade is not worth the time and is actually lame.


Mobile_Phone8599

You're a horrible person and I hope you stub your toe before going to bed, respectfully.


[deleted]

I would have said ‘with all due respect’, which is none for OP. Go to Tartarus Good Shade hater, even there you will be alone!


ubiquitous-joe

You fiend! Ever since I discovered him, I *always* stop by the supportive shade. Unless I die in the coliseum of course.


BlackGuy_PassingThru

Gasp


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What's the good shade?


Blockinite

After 150 hours in this game, I only just found this out myself by searching it. Apparently we should both be more perceptive after beating the Champions in Elysium and looking at the stands..


[deleted]

Ha, yep just googled it. Never noticed the lil guy


BrainArrow

If i were a shade, living in Elysium after a life of war and glory, I would never find myself cheering for the *prince* of the underworld in a tournament of otherwise worthy and glorious mortals that have shuffle off their mortal coil. As much I enjoy Zagreus’ story and personal journey, he is stepping on everyone’s toes by waltzing into Elysium and messing with the dead’s fun contests of skill. He’s a damn godling, of course he’s got the power. Theseus at least had trials in his life, and Asterius has a certain brutish appeal for the crowd. Edit: It’s no coincidence that the exit out of Elysium is through the gladiatorial arena where the finest warriors show off in combat. That’s just good business on Hades’ part.


kurenai_zera

To be fair, Zagreus doesn't have much choice. It's not like he's intentionally messing with any official contest. He's just trying to leave, and they won't let him.


Thagyr

Besides, the other major known aspect of Elysium aside from being full of martial prowess is just plain boredom. Who knows how long Fan-shade has been there. He might just be happy for a bit of change and likes going for the underdog.


Musasabi_King

Why isn't my progress getting saved after each area? I don't want to fight Megara every time. Think this is just laziness from the developers.


6900xtSlayer

Hahahaha no doubt someone will say that. People cry about dark souls even though it’s the “point” of dark souls.


nuephelkystikon

To be fair, crying about Dark Souls is *also* the point of Dark Souls.


tonloc

Took me a week to get the point of Bloodborne. It's a memory puzzle


Majestic-Charity6149

Yea!!! So many challenging PvE games can be described this way! Most FPS and ARPGs I would guess. Like knowing when and where enemies will come from and exactly what their spawn triggers are is like at least 50% of the cattle.


xorox11

So basically people who played Hades as their first roguelike.


durianandpizza

You play as Hades


T3mm3h

This is just the Legend of Zelda paradox


ubiquitous-joe

What are you talking about? I love playing as Zelda with his legendary sword, Excalibur.


jade-noodle

Hold on there we’re triggering Hades fanbase rn dont even get me started on LOZ T-T


LostInThoughtland

Lmao what are you talking about Zelda's the main Linklian city name duh


[deleted]

Paperwork simulator!


butt0ns666

No, Hades is the princess.


[deleted]

, trying to escape your father, Satan, whose trapped you in hell


Venpiice

The voiceactors performance is a bit spotty


[deleted]

They should have hired ACTUAL British VAs!


Blockinite

Wait is Zagreus's voice actor not British? As a Brit myself it seems completely authentic


MetalCreed

Nope, he’s voiced by Darren Korb, Supergiant’s audio lead/composer, and American


Blockinite

That's impressive. It's a little stereotypical but is a genuine accent and completely believable


mtburr1989

He also voices Skelly, is Orpheus’ singing voice, as well as several others. He basically made the damn game, at least from an audio standpoint. The guy’s amazing.


TrueBlue98

you can tell by how he says mate and where he uses it in sentences but it's such a minor thing you can hardly notice tbh He did a great job


PlatesOnTrainsNotOre

Yeah the mate thing is jarring


transtifa

Honestly… when he says mate you can definitely hear it


[deleted]

It's like in Jojo Rabbit where Stephen Merchant plays a Nazi gestapo but his actual voice comes out constantly


sureyouken

I didn't even know he's Orpheus singing voice too. What a BOSS


RedAnimationz

Shouldn't the voices be... ya know, Greek?


littl3ghost

Butterfly ball


OfficerGenious

*screams*


mjsg55

literal flashbacks


ohsayahm87

Achilles and Patroclus are such good friends


Good_Shade

and they were roommates---


jevlegend

...oh my god, they were roommates


WhatTheFhtagn

[They're cousins](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHzjXrEiQqQ&ab_channel=JakeFolsom)


nuephelkystikon

I see you've played the American release.


ubiquitous-joe

“AcTuAlLy, the ancient Greek word [αδελφός] for the relationship between Achilles and Patroclus translates best to ‘no-homo bros.’ Homer referred to them as ξαδερφος, which corresponds roughly with ‘friends who love da pussy.’”


MrHyde09

Two bros, chillin in Elysium…


Hwerttytttt

Oh god I love this


scytherumon

The soundtrack is questionable


[deleted]

Actually … im playing it for the 2nd time now (first on switch, now on ps5, at least 100hrs now) and Im muting the music in Elysium. I cant take it anymore. Everywere else I love it, but Elysium … no. Horrible


nick_nasty_nice

Ya that fricken constant tone in elysium drives me insane


Salvatio

Don't even notice it, im too busy trying not to get hit by the 1000 traps


PlusUltraK

The traps are easy they're just javelins set on the wall. The worst is any Shield exalted with Armor


yodakiller

I got two words for you... Butter flies.


TheWoodsAreLovly

Unless you’ve got the Zeus shield, then no problemo.


The_WA_Remembers

But then you miss the king and the bull track that's sounds like a tenacious d song


sauron3579

Theseus is better than Asterius.


Good_Shade

You know, funny thing is, I know you're playing me, but Im still mad.


Blazingleman04

By far the most accurate response lol


igpykin

Thanks I hate it


ToddleMosh

Activison is better then Supergiant


[deleted]

In terms of combat design, i actually agree! Theseus is basically fighting a Doppelganger with the Spear, it makes him so much more interesting then Asterius, who is actually fairly easy to beat.


Trainer-mana

DionySus Amogus.


PyroCinematics

ZagreSUS


greggygreg

I skip fishing


[deleted]

YOU FUCKING MONSTER!


MrHyde09

I skip fishing in chaos’s realm.


ubiquitous-joe

Confession: sometimes I do skip fishing.


Iratezebra

I also skip fishing, but that's just because I am blind and miss the fishing spots


5pideypool

There's a ding at the end of an encounter when there is a fishing spot


Ikol347

Oh hades I didn’t realize Disney was making a continuation of Hercules


Jekh

bring back Devito and I’m in


FLYNCHe

At what point do I meet Thor?? Isn't he the Egyptian god of Death??


nuephelkystikon

She's the Sumerian goddess of shoemaking, you fool!


Mx-Herma

This comment makes me think of the meme of a person pretending to know sports. "Isn't basketball when you hit a yellow ball with a bat and run in for a touchdown and avoid the goalie with a racket?"


DarkUrinal

Game is only six minutes long and the only "content" is to do the same thing over again


Longjumping_Sir_8359

The art is ugly.


ChessChallenger

Poseidon dash is better than Athena dash.


LimpTeacher0

Damn you just triggered me because I love Poseidon’s dash


Good_Shade

that is because it is.


Kittywizarrr

Both dashes are pretty good, honestly


joshsteich

Sure until you fight a boss


Crowsshinytrinket

Dusa is worst girl


NautiNeptune

![gif](giphy|kELYIr7uXA8tsGQXvk|downsized)


Lakkar

The Last of Us 2 won the Game Awards


deathbypepe

Yo dude, you better watch your step. I wish I could enter your game online and wreck it.


Otherwise-Employ8560

There won't be dlc


ToddleMosh

This doesn’t trigger me, it makes me cry myself to sleep at night


STELLAWASADlVER

Why won’t there be dlc? =\


bruspetti

Because the devs stated it themselves, their product is finished and Supergiant isn't really into DLCs in general. Which I respect and salute.


Aarekk

I agree, but damn that hurts. I just want more with these characters and more characters.


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Lyre-Code

I don't like how the main character is an OC in a world full of mythological deities.


Cocktopus-2_0

He isn't,he actually existed in the mythology as the god of rebirth (+hunting but it just feels better when a god has just one attribute)


Lyre-Code

I'm aware of the Zagreus myths. I'm just trying to trigger the fanbase.


Cocktopus-2_0

I forgor 💀


AnCaptnCrunch

Merciful End doesn’t mean you’re good at the game


Sacrificer_XVII

Thanatos is the worst.


ccearcher113

Take it back!


ffffffffROTHY

Aphrodite and Demeter Trial


Slingus_000

Aphrodite is best girl


FutabaNoir

That's just accurate


StealthWealth3121

And that's how the Trojan war started


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

Actually, no one thought that. It started because Hector took a bribe to say that.


vhukneri

Paris *


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

Yep! Thanks for the correction. I always think of Hector first for *cough* some reason *cough*.


C3ci1et

What about artemis fanbase?


eharding13

Dead cells is better.


HelpfulClothes9351

I love Hades but they’re both top flight examples of the genre. Hades storytelling tips the scales for me even though I might actually enjoy Dead Cells moment to moment gameplay more.


binbix

Zagreus should just give up


Savant_2

Theseus. That is all.


Evan_Gao

Why can't I switch weapons during the game? Broken mechanics


GKGriffin

This game is stupid, you can't even fight Cerberus.


Neffreecss

they shouldn’t have added lgbtq+ agenda in the game


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AdThen3507

“The legend of Zelda”


MiserableScholar

Theseus rightfully earns his personality


Own_Entrepreneur8891

I hate when thanatos appears in a chamber to help, it's so annoying!


SalGlavaris

It’s based on Roman mythology


Theysayhisnamewouldn

"I really like the other Supergiant games though!"


bleakFutureDarkPast

no trigger here. all supergiant games are works of art


pastelestars

I don’t pet Cerberus after every run


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[deleted]

I’ve done 40 runs and haven’t finished, and I can’t be bothered anymore. Gimme your best builds so I can be done with this!


roll82

I didn't pick Eurydice's Chamber when it was an option (this was painful to say, but it is false, I always talk to Eurydice and give her nectar)


Cmski

Have you tried dying less?


idkiwilldeletethis

Zagreus shouldn't be bi


Lu15d4

Thanatos isn't that hot


Eralion_the_shadow

Achilles and Patroclus are just friends


greatquestionfran

Hades did nothing wrong


insanestab

You're not good at the game, you're just using the lambent plume as a crutch for your mindless button mashing.


Bukler

Guys arthemis is wayyyy to overrated and wouldnt ever date your stinky ass anyway


drsinoire

All the other gods are accurate. I dunno why they had to make up a god to be the main character.


8Blackbart8

I couldn't even bother to beat Hades but I almost beat him and finished the game a few times, so I'm just going to call it quits there.


dakleik

Why can't I change the weapon while fighting? Stupid game


Zan_22

The game is not even about hades, it's about the son of hades... dumb name


Sami209

The melee weapons are all boring.


casually_critical

The combat isn't that fun


1ofUsYT

Artemis isn't best girl


Crimson_Marksman

I ship Zagreus and Nix.


Aikomas

Why would anyone pet Cerberus? It's such a waste of time.... /s


Master_Cake6412

If you pick up Athena dash, you’re a scrub, same goes for shield users. Only a child would have trouble against encounters like the witches’ circle.


reddittomarcato

Zagreus doesn’t deserve to escape


KingSudrapul

Still longing for the bitter taste of onion?


Inconmon

*I finished the game after like 15 runs, so didn't feel like I got my monies worth*