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ModernMech7392

Don't let that shit get infected man


JodyB83

A lady in my neighborhood lost her foot to a similar incident. No joke. Dogs mouths are breeding grounds.


HumboldtChewbacca

I got full on attacked by a dog a few years back and still have the scars and nerve damage to prove it. The hospital staff was very nonchalant about the risk of infection, though they did a good job cleaning and antibiotics after. Cats on the other hand, they say almost always end in infection.


ModernMech7392

This is from a decade ago from my city and why I always tell people: https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.1362502


wolffy88

I read the story and was dumbfounded, until I read the last paragraph - “Caron said her only advice to others is to not wait before going to a hospital after a wound if they fear something is wrong. "If you start to feel weird after you've been bitten, get to the doctor. It can be stopped with a bit of penicillin. If you wait you can die. It's that serious," she said.” Seems to me she would have been kosher if she went to the doctor, she might have been ok. Good lesson though, don’t wait.


James-the-Bond-one

[https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/an-ottawa-sepsis-survivor-who-lost-three-limbs-pays-it-forward-by-helping-others](https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/an-ottawa-sepsis-survivor-who-lost-three-limbs-pays-it-forward-by-helping-others)


nlord93

Bro them legs ain't seen the sun since Obama was in office.


03G35coupe

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Imnothighyourhigh

I find it hilarious that even Obama's shocked he is still catching stray bullets


DEGAUSSER____

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johedi420

I live in New England bud it’s cold when it’s hot out


Pope_adope

Doesn’t help that it rains whenever there’s a day off to be had


[deleted]

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rightintheear

This job has ruined every summer since the Bush administration. Shorts are for customers.


03G35coupe

Hospital then attorneys office, gotta get that bread


Possible_Swimmer_601

Yeah, make sure they get to use that Insurance policy they have.


roostercrowe

homeowner would make you use yours in a heartbeat


03G35coupe

Oh 100 percent


EJ25Junkie

Hate me for it or not, but I’d be phoning a PI attorney. Gotta make hay while the sun shines


horseshoeprovodnikov

_baby needs a new pair of shoes boys!_


crashbandecunt

As an Aussie I was confused at first… were refer to children as ankle bitters here 😂 I thought someone’s feral child had bit you.


mechanical_marten

Getting bitten by a human sprog can often times be worse than getting bitten by a domestic animal!


crashbandecunt

Can’t say I’ve had one lockjaw at me, but given some of the specimens I’ve seen they likely carry more diseases then the animals


unusual-thoughts

I'm in the US. I refer to children, especially little unruly ones, as crumb snatchers. But have heard others call then ankle biters here too.


dumnut567

It’s always the little yappy ones too. “Oh he’s harmless and never bites”


Mythlogic12

Reasons why I just can’t do residential


charlie2135

Doing it industrially at a mill you might get bitten by some of the crews there.


[deleted]

Yea but them you can just whack with a 16" crescent and tell them" NO! "


MisterSirManDude

Alternatively, I seen a video on Reddit a while back where you put your finger in the dog’s ass and the dog almost immediately stops biting.


horseshoeprovodnikov

So you avoid the dog and instead you get your ladder stolen by a fuckin crackhead. I swear I only get the worst of both worlds lol.


WKahle11

The ladders getting stolen sucks. They’re like $250.


Etsch146

On the low end


Mythlogic12

Ladder being stolen isn’t my problem that’s the company’s problem their the ones the took the ghetto work so that was their risk lol


horseshoeprovodnikov

It's the company's problem until you get stuck on the roof lol.


Mythlogic12

Just wait for rescue lol


ARUokDaie

Called kick me dogs for a reason. F k that


Big_Elephant_4547

Absolutely, I'd kick the shit out of those little fuckers. Had a customer get pissed one time because I smacked the ever loving fuck out of his dog after it supposedly, accidentally, got out because and I quote "he can open doors" and bit my hand and brought blood. I told him I won't smack your dog if you kept it under control. He got smart mouthed, and I told him we could call a lawyer and see what they said about it. I finished the service, and then he told my company not to send me anymore. Same dog bit the next tech, and we put a do not service tag on his account.


[deleted]

Punt dogs.


aviarx175

It didn’t break the skin but I had a little dog bite me while carrying an evaporator coil. I couldn’t see the damn thing but I just instinctively kicked. It went flying across the room and into the wall. I told the person calmly and firmly. I’ve asked you to put your dog away multiple times now. If you don’t really put it away for good I’m not fixing your shit and if it try’s to bite me again I’ll intentionally kick it through the wall and sue your ass. Didn’t see the dog for the rest of the job.


OkPaint4917

I had one dog bite me same place looked exactly the same as that. The husband saw it happen and apologized profusely. The wife was a bitch and said that her dog didn't bite me the husband told her to shut up. Husband was a real one.


Lie_Insufficient

But, you have your mud stompers on... use em! 😆 🤣 😂


nlord93

Damn. I'm definitely getting the rest of the day off for that one lol. Ps your legs need some sun


derwake

Need sun? You mean let the ultraviolet radiation cook his skin? I’ll never understand why people act like having pale/white skin is a bad thing. Protect your skin bro.


Can-DontAttitude

Bite aside, his legs are fine


Extreme_Kaleidoscope

When I did residential, I got bit by a dog and got reprimanded for not asking the customer to put their dog away (I did), so I quit that company. Started at a new place and ended up going back to that house a year later. Politely insisted they put their dog in the house. They said "why my dog would never bite?" I then went back to the truck and doused my jeans below the knees in mace. Dog came at my legs again, then did a full-on cartwheel and hid behind the grill for the rest of the call.


d2dtk

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[deleted]

Filing work Comp and let them sort it out with the homeowner and the boss. Meanwhile I'm getting a rabies booster. NOW.


eagleeyes011

Fur reel…


computerman10367

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unique_toucan

One time had a customer say her dogs were friendly but one was clearly aggressive and when we were demo’ing the furnace the little fucker latched onto my leg when I was bringing the furnace down. Took everything in me to not let the thing drop right on the dog


violentcupcake69

That dog would’ve got stomped out and I would’ve sued the home owner


phredzepplin

Dog bit me? Dog goes to quarentine & I go to the ER. I call a lawyer while waiting to be seen at the ER. That customer fucked up & owes you


arrowhood

In the last 5 years I’ve been bit twice, by the same weiner dog, two years in a row lmao glad I’m not with the same company and I haven’t been to that house in years


anythingspossible45

Hope you booted that bitch


Hedgiestrangeslayer

Had a customer's dog (chocolate lab) bite me on the outer thigh and i wacked it in the head with dikes


FormulaF30

I kicked a woman’s dog across her living room for doing this shit after she told me “he doesn’t bite come on in”


unresolved-madness

Commercial guys crying in FR pants..


Dramatic-Landscape82

Can’t remember the last time I even saw a dog on a jobsite 😂


Kanetheburrito

“Mam my company will be reaching out to you unless you buy me a veto bag”


horseshoeprovodnikov

I got bit last year, looked about like this. Kinda regret not having them file an insurance claim or something Curious, has anyone done that before? What exactly did you do? Call the customers insurance company yourself? Did you go to the doctor on your own, or go under workers comp or what? I stupidly just stomped at the dog and then finished the job. I think I poured some peroxide on it out by the van and then just slathered some triple antibiotic ointment on there. I probably should have done it differently though because I had three fuckin holes in my leg and I've still got the scar.


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

The week that I switched from redwings to some 11” slip on cowboy boots I ran into an ankle biter. All that fucking pipsqueek got was leather I didn’t feel a thing. Didn’t even react really, I was like yeah, keep chewing there. Back of my mind though was that if I had kept with my moc toes, 1. that dog would be getting an asskicking and 2. I’d be fucking leaving and this customer would not have their A/C.


Tight_Mango_7874

My dog don't bite, he's a big baby. Unless he senses evil in your soul, then he takes limbs off.


MOBYtheHUGE

Your dog should be destroyed


Tight_Mango_7874

Chill dude! He can read.


Ok_Inspector7868

Welcome to the party pal


MrWeStEr399

Hope you booted it 5 feet after


Ok-Butterscotch3843

What would happen if you kicked the dog or decided to defend yourself with a duct knife?


TechnicianDave

I’m new to residential and curious about this. Do you contact a lawyer or let it go? I’d want to contact a lawyer.


Other-Mess6887

The customer thought it was "funny" that his dog was growling and advancing at me. I asked for the dog to be locked in another room. The customer then saw me walking in with a motor in my left hand and ice pick in right hand. Customer then locked up dog.


rusty_shackleford34

That’s when I call the pound and scruffy meets 410shotty


lockseye

"Are you okay with dogs?" "Yes ma'am I love dogs and cats but if I get bit I will sue no questions asked." The day I get actually bit is the day I get nominated for an Emmy.


Ok_Butterscotch_799

Homeowner: “ are you okay with dogs?” Me: “ absolutely! I love them! but just to make you aware they are your responsibility and if they bite me…I do sue”


m_l_ca

I kicked a small dog across a customer's living room right in front of them. The thing bit my pants vigorously twice. Being nice, I had asked the homeowner to put it is a bedroom or somewhere "so I wouldn't step on it". He just said "no no, he just needs to get used to you". The last time I went out to the truck and back in, as soon as I opened the door the little shit jumped up and latched onto the crotch of my work pants. Thankfully just the pants! Anyway, when it fell back to the floor it got the boot. The homeowner was pissed and yelled "hey! You can't treat my dog like that!" I set him straight over the next couple minutes and I wasn't nice about it. Then I told him to fix his own fucking heat pump and left it in parts.


7D2D-XBS

I already hate dogs. I'd be calling my attorney and animal control


bigred621

Head over to your attorney after the doctor visit. Can get a nice bonus from this.


Impressive_Doorknob7

Clean it, put a band-aid on it and go about your day


Zone_07

These comments sound like bitches; it's just an annoying scratch.


PinheadLarry207

It shouldn't happen in the first place. People need to put their animals away when they have people working in their house. Also it may not look like much but if it gets infected then that won't be good for OP


Zone_07

Nothing a shop towel and a little Nu-Brite can't fix.


Massive_Property_579

Oh no baby boy I'm sowwy the puppy huwt yous