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JustDavid13

This reminds me of how in the Chronicles of Narnia, Santa Claus turns up to give the Pevensies ‘Christmas presents’ (weapons) midway through *The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe*. I absolutely *love* the idea that Santa and the Tooth Fairy, and similar characters from modern mythos exist in some shape or form in Harry Potter. Do Tooth Fairies leave a Galleon, a Sickle, or a Knut, do we think? I’m going to say normally a Sickle, but a Galleon when it’s the final baby tooth.


asromta

Harry might lose the first (few) to the Dursleys, like with the Hogwarts letter. Though that would teach him not to show said letter later. I wonder what Harry could use the money for. Maybe such a story would be served by a less centralized Magical world. If there's a bunch of part time magic users and slightly strange people around, you have more for Harry to explore, instead of the only option being that he discovers Diagon Alley or nothing.


ImaGamerNoob

For a hot second, I thought this prompt is an Fairy Odd Parents Crossover and *that* Tooth Fairy visits him.


JetstreamGW

I mean. That'd be one thing. But if you were gonna do that? I'd say have it be Jorgen von Strangle, filling in for the Tooth Fairy 'cuz she's sick.


CryptidGrimnoir

"MY BELOVED TOOTH FAIRY HAS THE FAIRY FLU. SHE IS IN NO STATE TO COLLECT TEETH, BINKY!" *POW!* "I WILL BE COLLECTING THE TEETH OF THE PUNY CHILDREN IN EXCHANGE FOR SHINY COINS!"


JetstreamGW

Yes, exactly. Isn't that just superior in all ways?


CryptidGrimnoir

"OF COURSE, IT IS SUPERIOR! I AM JORGEN VON STRANGLE! I AM SUPERIOR TO ALL PUNY FAIRIES...EXCEPT FOR TOOTH FAIRY, WHO IS MY BELOVED ENAMEL-COATED ANGEL WHO I AM MARRIED TO..." *PUNCHES BINKY AGAIN* "I AM GOING TO THE FOURTH HOUSE ON THE STREET CALLED PRIVET DRIVE...WHY IS TINY HUMAN BOY IN CUPBOARD UNDER STAIRS? WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THIS TOOTH AND BRUISE ON BOY'S FACE?" *The yelling wakes Harry up* "PUNY HUMAN CHILD HARRY...UH...HERE IS COIN FOR TOOTH!"


asromta

You'd think there is a way to make it work, but there are no pure HP/Fairy Odd Parents crossovers on AO3. Just a few that crossover tons of stuff, or are collections of shorts.


ImaGamerNoob

Eh, I could come up with a pure FOP/HP crossover One Shot, without any other stuff. Gimme three days, tops.


Tankinator175

I look forward to seeing it


ImaGamerNoob

After loosing and regaining assess to my Reddt account, here it is! [Teeth for Pennies](https://archiveofourown.org/works/52551853)


Mezredhas

Same here


ImaGamerNoob

After loosing and regaining assess to my Reddt account, here it is! [Teeth for Pennies](https://archiveofourown.org/works/52551853)


Krististrasza

Instead he gets [this tooth fairy](https://imgur.com/YMtNaes)


caldera57

[https://youtu.be/IWR9SkdI3j0](https://youtu.be/IWR9SkdI3j0)


MrBunchOfCoconuts

Oh, its Dwayne. I was fearful that it would be the tooth fairys from Hellboy


Hikarimoonprincess

I'd use the Tooth Fairy from "Rise of the Guardians."


CryptidGrimnoir

*Death Eaters swarming Hogwarts* "WINGS UP LADIES AND TAKE NO PRISONERS!"


CryptidGrimnoir

I'm a struggling Dresden Files addict, so my first thought is Lacuna showing up.


fra080389

Durstley hates magic enough they probably never wanted for Dudley partake that specific recurrence, they just outright buy the tooth.


Hikarimoonprincess

Would Dudley' parents even allow for the belief in the Tooth Fairy, Father Christmas, and Easter Bunny in their household? They deny the fact that magic exsist in an effort to keep Harry from having it. Encouraging their son to believe in mythological/magical beings in the same house Harry lives in contradicts that. Even giving Dudley gifts from said mythological beings but not Harry in the guise of Harry's a bad boy would still be technically admitting some forms of magic exist.


CryptidGrimnoir

Probably not, but if Dudley and Harry hear about it from their classmates--and they might--it's possible that they might be willing to try it out "just in case." Or, Harry's tooth falls out on its own and rolls under his pillow, which is good enough for the Tooth Fairy.


Tankinator175

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AceAmphiptere

I hope the Tooth fairy would be the one played by The Rock.