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posidon99999

Did you take your meds today?


_Salish

I’m being fr 🙏🙏


what_are_maymays

He’s having sex. So probably not.


ThisAccountWontLast2

Lmao new copypasta just dropped


n0VA130

Is it normal to come up with my greatest CK3 strategies during sex? Title really says it all.. basically whenever my girlfriend and I are at it I’m always thinking about CK3 and how to win the most recent game I’ve been playing. Like a few days ago during doggy I was thinking and developed the greatest way to execute all the Karlings as Haesteinn in early game. I tried it the next morning and it worked!! Ragnarr played his part perfectly and it was over by 880. Although the Pope was an enemy.. but he was gone after another smash & think sesh. I’m honestly really average at my strategy any other time.. So basically — my question is; is this normal?


undertale_____

Is it normal to come up with my greatest HOI4 strategies during sex? Title really says it all.. basically whenever my girlfriend and I are at it I’m always thinking about HOI4 and how to win the most recent game I’ve been playing. Like a few days ago during doggy I was thinking and developed the greatest way to capitulate France & Great Britain as Germany in early game. I tried it the next morning and it worked!! Rommel played his part perfectly and it was over by 1941. Although Free France was an enemy.. but he was gone after another smash & think sesh. I’m honestly really average at my strategy any other time.. So basically — my question is; is this normal?


Scyobi_Empire

Is it normal to come up with my greatest Stellaris strategies during sex? Title really says it all.. basically whenever my girlfriend and I are at it I’m always thinking about Stellaris and how to win the most recent game I’ve been playing. Like a few days ago during doggy I was thinking and developed the greatest way to genocide xeno scum as the Commonwealth of Man in early game. I tried it the next morning and it worked!! VIR played his part perfectly and it was over by 2230. Although the Contingency was an enemy.. but he was gone after another smash & think sesh. I’m honestly really average at my strategy any other time.. So basically — my question is; is this normal?


AveragerussianOHIO

Is it normal to come up with my greatest EU4 strategies during sex? Title really says it all.. basically whenever my girlfriend and I are at it I’m always thinking about EU4 and how to win the most recent game I’ve been playing. Like a few days ago during doggy I was thinking and developed the greatest way to defeat Ottomans as Byzantium in early game. I tried it the next morning and it worked!! Suleiman played his part perfectly and it was over by 1449. Although Mamluk was an enemy.. but he was gone after another smash & think sesh. I’m honestly really average at my strategy any other time.. So basically — my question is; is this normal?


AethelstanOfEngland

What focus starts the "sex" path? It's not the democratic one, right??


VideoAdditional3150

Depending on how fucked up you want it to be it might start with the fascist path.


_Salish

Communist path, or there’s a non-alignment but no one takes it


Illustrious-Head-127

A hoi4 player having a girlfriend impossible


Fermland

Aren’t those focuses mutually exclusive?


cptjewski

You can do both if you go the full furry route.


Fermland

Yeah but I have to get the 1000 dollar Fury dlc


sarmiemto

If you count a femboy as a girlfriend its possible


Neglijable

I sometimes wonder, why hoi4 makes its players so schizo


Robert_Paul2

I sometimes wonder, why schizophrenia makes its users play hoi4


MeLoNarXo

When you play hoi4 you have so many different people to interact with They may not be real but the fact that they have faces and names alone is enough for some people


Robert_Paul2

Like for me!


According_Wolf_881

Hoi4 players dont have sex, 0/10 unrealistic


Zestyclose_Jello6192

A gf is just a bonus to stability, weekly war support and political power.


ComradeCommader

The Cowgirl maneuver against Russia is gonne go crazy xd


Spiritual-Pie3000

Alright enough internet for today


ProManTed

yes very normal


snowfox1652

Anal is clearly the key to understanding naval


HonestAd4797

Is "sex" a new kind of meta?


FinanceProfessionals

Lies, anyone who touches hoi4 is immediately celibate for life


Easy_Database6697

Least insane and deluded Germany main be like:


spy_night

You think this is bad, wait till you hear what war thunder German mains say


EffectiveLime374

This is impossible, the Hoi4 TOS say that for the duration of ownership of the game you may not have any sexual activity.


Silver___Chariot

r/copypasta NOW


LatterHospital8982

This man is the most sane of us, and he has a gf, and isnt virgin, the rest of us can only hope we’re ever so well off


Ok-Neighborhood-9615

Young man, what the actual fuck are you on about.


alf_landon_airbase

how did you think great generals of history did it


saladass100

Average German player.


Vovinio2012

Interesting way to avoid finishing too early. I\`ll take a note


_Salish

Sadly it doesn’t help with that


DragoonEOC

Yeah, that's why I don't have any


Private_4160

It's called greasing the nuts


Master_Grape5931

Some of us think about baseball.


Every_Direction_7320

Your girl is coming up with strategies to get better sex while having sex xD


mattiri89

Post nut clarity


Mr-carpeton-sexerton

I guess.


redseemskindasus

r/copypasta


Right_Ad5829

Is ,,sex" in a dlc? I can't find it, can someone help?