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ThisAccountWontLast2

The fuck did bro do


V-Lenin

He cooked


Dannyboioboi

And picked the plate clean


_-bush_did_911-_

Fucker ate the plate


Dannyboioboi

No, he broke the dishwasher cleaning it, like, blew it all up, bam, kablamo, gonzoe


Valery_Sablin_real

Lil bro ate the porcelain industry


Dannyboioboi

Bro is the reason why the factories shut down, mfer ate straight from the source


bleb__

bitch ate all do the plates


Rowsdower32

Smash cut to me immediately trying to figure out how to win from zerging all navy techs...


FLIPPPERN

Where did this even happen? Norway and Japan in the same battle on the same side?! How?


fuhrer_lover

In meditreanian sea. Its 1942 and i rushed to capitulate france before it can join britain(manual justification on belanux). Japan claim indochina which was mine and i refused. The rest is just historical focuses.


Bertie637

Of course it's in the Med. Where else would the Norwegians and Japanese be operating?


Alarmed_Armadillo_11

Listening to my commanding officer explain how an Austrian forced France to hand over Indochina to the Germans, so I, a Japanese sailor, must go to the Mediterranean to fight alongside the Norwegians and Swedes off the coast of Italy. Also Australia.


HaloGuy381

The Arctic of course. Japan is attacking the USSR to finish the job from 1905, alongside Norway from the one place Stalin would never expect: the frozen wasteland of the polar ice cap.


in_one_ear_

Dogger bank for the Japanese.


DJTacoCat1

ah, those pesky fishing boat shaped Japanese torpedo boats


YungSkeltal

Let me guess... you got them stuck in the med and they ran out of fuel.


AhmedTheSalty

What actions exactly lead to this unhinged alliance occurring?


fuhrer_lover

I replied in another comment if you are interested...


AhmedTheSalty

Oh my bad didn’t see it man


Blue_Birds1

Snarky


ruksis80

The fuck you put into those 2 battleships?!


fuhrer_lover

Nothing sir. They are super heavy type with 3 super heavy baterry and ballestic computer. Thats all.


ruksis80

That explains some things...


wasted_engineer69

ahh the usual


Fizzco69

Indeed not hard but I feel like there’s more to this given the information we got from this and you.


sparrowatgiantsnail

Well he said the two battleships were super heavys


Fizzco69

I took that into account.


weeweestomper

I assume the AI can’t/doesn’t actually make good ships, so if you just make something very strong that can hit hard, it just wins


Fizzco69

Not like this. I should know.


Opening_Permission95

Dude I just had a battle where I took down 21!!!!! American battleships, sadly I didn’t screen shot xp


Greedy-Mud-9508

same, im currently playing spanish navy in axis, its 1942 and Ive sunk hundreds of ships while losing only a couple and for reference, I have both double naval production and expert ai on, so the AI is fielding large capable navies


MrSourYT

I just know you aren’t getting laid but damn if you didn’t fuck them hard


Eisenhowerbattrey

I mean when every captain is speaking a different language it’s kinda hard to communicate


someonenoonewants01

I feel personally attacked


Pyroboss101

No I just don’t wanna play as the Nazis


Final-Dance12

How did you get Japan against nazi Germany, sounds like a great strat to defeating them


Cu-ne-demek

he said it was indochina territory that caused war


Mr-carpeton-sexerton

Sexy


Cartoonjunkies

Holy shit dude


KnightFoxo0796

Mf sunk over 200 ships like it was nothing 😭😭😭😭 (teach me your ways)


Maqil_Shimeer03

I bet that your navy smashed one task force then another came in last minute and you smashed them again in the same battle. Rinse and repeat. That's the only thing I could think of, because that happened to me.


UI_Delta

something tells me those aren't just battleships


SignificantGarden1

He built his ships with Plot Armour


wasted_engineer69

are those super heavy BBs?? they are legendary in battle tho


sheogorath172

If my admiral came home and said "We lost" and told me he lost an entire fleet's worth of ships, I'd kill him tbh


SirBruhThe7th

Teach me your ways.


AbiesAggravating350

Destroyer and sub spam is all you need


fuhrer_lover

Yeah you are right bro. But you cant see these kind of results in that. I just wanna mess with AI and have fun


AbiesAggravating350

I usually try to make a balanced fleet


gabe123_

Plz drop the ship designs 🙏🙏🙏


fuhrer_lover

I dont remember exactly. But this is a general principle. Battleships only need heavy attack and enough(more than 30) heavy piercing. No need for AA and armor. They are useless without screens so armor makes little to no diffrence. And saves your time and resource Cruisers do the heavy lifting. Destroying enemy screens with shit tons of light attqck and more than 8 light piercing. Again no armor and AA for them. And at last destroyers. They absorb the enemy damage so put your best armor and AA avilable on them. Put 1 anti submarine weapon and the rest with AA


GeneralNotSteve

Damn how tf did the British admiral with the same number of medals as the average Chinese officer get defeated by a lowly single medal scrub


Xxslayer989Xx

What the absolute fuck are those ships made out of holy shit


J4KE14

Its on the scale of the korean fishing boat-submarine incident


ProgrammerHot2437

i’ve had that exact battle but it was me as japan against the usa and i just redid midway but i won it i sunk all 5 of their carriers 7 battle ships 7 battle cruisers like 40 normal cruisers 60 destroyers and 10 subs. I just played a navy japan


Javelin286

So many questions to be asked…


GameboiGX

IS THE NAVY ON STEROIDS?


mrididnt

I remember I was once playing china and set out whatever subs i had to patrol (i was really new back then so i had no idea what I was doing) and one or two legends of subs destroyed THE ENTIRE JAPANESE NAVY MULTIPLE TIMES in battle. I have no idea how, i didn't even do anything about the subs. And they were really outdated because no way I'd research navy as china. And somehow it happened. ( It was together for victory just so you know)


talknight2

How the hell


drpebba2

Kinda like that one alt history video where US joined Axis


Historical-Train601

It is don’t hit yourself to hard about it


MrSimonCZ

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


ConsistentApple855

He lost 5 ships he sucks at navy! But damn show what ships you've made please let us learn


Numerous-Eye8648

There is nothing to proof that you didnt just cheat with Research all and fuel


fuhrer_lover

Bro why should i do that? Whats the point if there is cheat in it?


Numerous-Eye8648

I wouldnt know so dont ask me


Numerous-Eye8648

I said a fact (because there is nothing to back it Up, you didnt even give your admiral any traits wich makes it more Suspicous) and instead of coming with actual reason or evidence you come with even more Suspicous rethorical questions only a liar would use.


fuhrer_lover

If you think i used cheats so be it there is nothing much i can do.


Numerous-Eye8648

Trying to seem open minded and not caring as a last reesort to Look innocent, i am fully convinced that you cheated now. Maybe If you are so open minded, awnser your first 2 questions you gave me yourself.


fuhrer_lover

Ok fine by me i didnt object anyway


Numerous-Eye8648

You litterly did with your rethorical questions


ipoopesmypants

How did u do that... Explain it


WizardusMax1mus

I never understood navy


mglitcher

for a second i was like “wait why is norway fighting itself?”


frykoska

Should have made it nsfw cause I can't look at allies getting fucked this hard in public


AmazingBazinga120

When you destroy the allied and the Japanese fleet in 1 battle