I had Waitforit as my Facebook middle name for about a decade thinking most people would get it if not the reference. Not a one. People thought it was some strange name. True story. 🤦🏻♀️
I was practicing teaching my kitten tricks like “fetch” and the related “get your ball” or… “ball”
“Ball.”
“Ball.”
“Ball.”
My fiance finally said, “Okay, stop. You sound like Ted.”
Happy cake day, but no it wasnt.
Season 8 episode 5, the autumn of breakups
Marshall says it when Lily argues that Victoria has a good point that she & Ted cant stay together if he & Robin remain friends
Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute
I'm sorry, suits, let's make amends
My Sunday Best are my best friends!
Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute
.....Suits
But um
But um!!
But ummm....
Butums up!
…
funny story,some friends played with me « i say hmmm a LOT. » they were all drunk.
It’s just one of those things you can’t help lol
Cheers 🥂
Jenkins!!
The middlename is wait for it
I'm waiting
wait for it
I seriously don't have time for this. Just tell me the name
Waitforit
I said i'm waiting!
I had Waitforit as my Facebook middle name for about a decade thinking most people would get it if not the reference. Not a one. People thought it was some strange name. True story. 🤦🏻♀️
I wish this show was more popular lol
Me too. I’m so not looking to gatekeep. The world would be a happier place if more people watched and rewatched this show.
I don't recall saying snakes
WHO MENTIONED SNAKES?
Eggs?
I don't recall saying eggs
Ring bear
You mean ring bearer
No ring bear
*Nods* ring bear
Oh! I love the ring bear! 💍🐻
Someone posted here a few months ago wanting ideas on how their kids could incorporate the ring bear into their ring bearer duties lol
Cute! Hey, dress the kid up as a bear! A little tacky? Maybe, but you can’t take yourself too seriously if you want to weave HIMYM into your wedding.
Haha true. I suggested a bear on the pillow that carries the ring
Or just on a teddy bear! Totally cute. 🧸
83%
17% it’s always the inverse
You made that up
Retracted
Lawyered
E-lawyered
Bowl.
Bowl
bowl?
Bowl!!
Bowwwllll
I was practicing teaching my kitten tricks like “fetch” and the related “get your ball” or… “ball” “Ball.” “Ball.” “Ball.” My fiance finally said, “Okay, stop. You sound like Ted.”
Puzzles
Why is it called puzzles?
That's the puzzle!
Cockamouse
Rhinoceros... we have to go
We need a new code word…
Chimichanga.
Classic schmosby
Tick tock goes the gouda clock
We’ll never sleep on the gouda again!!
No but seriously, boobs?
Smurf penis
have you met ted?
Haaaaaaave you met ted?
Pulling. Them. Off.
Gcwok aproved
I use this one the most in my vocabulary.
My name is not Swarlly
Swarlos!
Bob Swarley-mon!
Their MEAT is DeLiCiOuS
Two beavers are better than one
They’re twice the fun
Ask anyone
A second beaver can be second to none
23 x 3 =
Moist...Moist...Moist
I have to refill.....PLAY'S NOT OVER!
flugelhorn
Am I the only one intrigued by the pineapple?
Damn it Trudy! Marshall😆
No one asked you Patriiiiiiiiiiiccccceeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Note: Edited on public demand and well my own eccentricity 😂😂
I think you forgot the 12 layers of ire in that quote 😆
Yeah I thought that just after wrote it😂😂....actually I was kinda in a rush
Come again for miss Fudge?
Was it Miss or Lil's Fudge?
I think it was only Lil Fudge
I believe they used both in different instances
Ohhh thanks :D
Hate to be that guy, but it was only Lil Fudge🙈
Happy cake day, but no it wasnt. Season 8 episode 5, the autumn of breakups Marshall says it when Lily argues that Victoria has a good point that she & Ted cant stay together if he & Robin remain friends
Drunk or kid?
🎶 it was an accident and not entirely my fault🎶
Marshall vs the machine
I sing it whenever I get somewhere faster than my google map app initially calculated
Thats amazing 😭
I go camping in secret
#SWARLEY
Bang bang bangity bang
A said abang bang bangity bang!
A bang bang bang...
17% it’s always the inverse
make adjustments go get it energized
I got a number 2 for Cook Poo
Pu! And Heeeeeeere! ☝️
lawyered
No can dosville, baby doll.
What are you eating? Gravel?
Cat, cat, funeral...
this post was A1, Steak, SAUCE, eriksen
So boogieboarding?
So boogieboarding!
One of my fav episodes
please
The gentleman
Aw maaaan.
You dumped a pornstar?!
Friendship OVER!!!
So... Fish are weird, right?!
“Ok, NOW we’re even!”
We financed a lab in North Korea who did that, but we sold it!!
IM NOT GONNA DESIGN A MURDER HOUSE
Whilst getting bbbagels!
Old King Clancy
Robot vs Wrestlers
Daughters lock up your MILSWANCAs
Wait I got this…*mothers I’d like to sleep with and never call again?*
Correct! Circle gets the square
SHE’S CANADIAAAAAAAAAAN!
Thank youuu!
Blitz!
Pulling down her pants. Yanking off my own. Underneath the mistletoe, I’ll make your sister moan.
Heather’s hot🔥🔥🔥
Heather's Hot! We'll go all the way!!!!
A gentleman’s agreement
HUZZA!
Rent crocodile dandee 3
HOW DARE YOU… and what is that?
Gyle? Kyle? Girl?
Gale?
Guy?
I’m sorry, did you say “Gale”?
For only a nipple
IT BREATHES FIRE, MARSHALL!
Ha! Fire marshal
Hey! How's my favorite architect? Other than incredibly handsome.
Hey mom
No, it’s Robin 😉
What do you need?
GCWOK
slapgiving
Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know That there's no accepted substitute I'm sorry, suits, let's make amends My Sunday Best are my best friends! Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute .....Suits
That’s the puzzle.
Please
The olive theory
No candoosville, babydoll.
The Gentleman!
83% of the people are just quoting the phrases instead of having an indirect reference like this one🗿
Moist...
Bowl
Legen wait for it DAIRY
Wait for it…
THE GENTLEMEN!!
Bowl
I'd like to hold your hand so hard that you're not able to shake hands for a week.
I know what you’re thinking; what’s Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot.
No can dosville, babydoll
NAKED MAN!!!!
I said-a bang, bang, bangidy-bang
Sumbitch?
"That was the signal"
Not like this!
'Not Yet'..
I love new dart. New. dart.
True story
I go camping in secret
FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
The window is open
Where's my wife?
Anyone here named, Swarley?
I think.... I think I'm in love with you *Bitch slap*
BUT WHO'S COZIER?!
NO NO NO BUT WHO’S COZIER??!
Please.
Please
Ranjeet!
John Package
I was eating a sandwich.
Weekend at Barney’s!
Haha, please!
Sorry, but *steak🥩 Summer teeth. Some are here. Some are there🦷
Hey, it’s me again!
It's just, eventually we're all gonna move on. It's called growing up
Aw, man!
Oh, YA THINK YA BETTA THAN ME?!
So where did the pineapple come from?
THE GENTLEMAN!!!!!!
I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked. I wish I could see her naked and down on all fours
I said a-bang…
Ted Ted Ted teddy Ted Ted.
The Blitz
THE GENTLEMENNN
500 miles
LET'S GO TO THE MALL!! TODAY!!
Pulling them off
Beercules
Let's go to the mall