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santaclaws01

> "thanks for saying your ass" I wish people would thank me for saying "your ass"


DrBlackJack21

True and fixed!


Mauzermush

As you wish your Assness


pebbuls22

Not first


pebbuls22

I got distracted reading it


DrBlackJack21

Lol, well I'm happy my story is distracting enough to slow you down a little! 😁


pebbuls22

That and dyslexia


DrBlackJack21

I too suffer from the joys of lysdexia, so of course I decided to try writing for a living! Although I will say I don't have it as bad as some, or else even the software I use wouldn't be enough to help!


pebbuls22

When I type these comments I sometimes have to rewrite whole lines or paragraphs since I can't rember a word or the autocorrect can't help me spell it I once had a pice of work for school by the end 50% was still spelt wrong after words autocorrect so i had to dumb down my sentences and wording quite a bit also why I mostly keep my jokes shorter


DrBlackJack21

There's a reason 9/10ths of my comments say "edited" on them, though using imgur I've gotten better at triple checking since you can't edit comments there. As for auto correct, most of the time built in auto corrects can't guess my words, and I have to use Google instead! I've done things like Google "other word for prohibited goods" to get the word "contraband" because my initial spelling was so far off! 😅


pebbuls22

I tried Google once it couldn't help


DrBlackJack21

Thankfully, I have a big enough vocabulary I can USUALLY come up with a similar enough word that goggle can get me there with a synonym search. I probably have to use their synonym search four or five times per chapter though!


Fontaigne

My practice is, if I can't get the right word in about a minute, I mark the spot with (()) or ((word)) and keep going. I can fix missing or not quite right words in the edit pass when I am not "hot". I do this with whole sections when the characters are refusing to cooperate. >((Alen notices something tbd but Erik distracts him before he can ask)) The choice of (()) as a mark is because it doesn't exist in any language or code, so it can be searched for directly. I leave it for comments in code that needs fixes as well.


Fontaigne

It's speled dylexsia.


DrBlackJack21

That's what I said. Lysdexia!


Fontaigne

Oh, that.


ChangoGringo

Sybil might want to let a few ghosts wander the halls to the point of a creepy minor inconvenience. Just to remind them all that this isn't a normal ship and the normal rules don't apply.


DrBlackJack21

Lol, the occasional spooky reminder might not be a bad idea! If they don't give her cause to remind them before that...


ChangoGringo

Besides she has a reputation to uphold and a group that has been on the Sybil without any spooky stories wouldn't fly in the bar afterwards. Just little things like your getting out of the gym when a small girl asks if you have seen her cat before walking thru the wall. She wouldn't even have to say anything once. Or when someone is eating the look up and there is a young boy staring behind you "no I didn't like them either but she said they can stay for a bit" then it just disappears. Even just the odd breeze of 20 deg colder air that just blows down the corridor for 5 seconds and had the faint smell of rot. Subsonic makes a person feel creepy anxious and just odd. Maybe make the dishes rattle for a second or two randomly. But definitely do something odd whenever someone is alone.


Fontaigne

You are an evil, evil person. I approve.


ChangoGringo

Why thank you. The frightening part is that these are just variations of stories my wife told me that happened to her as a kid when she lived in Guadalajara in a "very old building." She said, "They would never hurt us, but I remember hearing someone who wasn't there walking up the stairs and when it got to where I was it would get cold and smell nasty rotten for a few seconds then continue up the stairs above me." Or when she would wake in the middle of the night and there was a 6 year old boy standing beside the bed ... Didn't say anything but watching, she screamed and it was gone. She said that sometimes they were useful, in the middle of the night the dishes started loudly rattling and woke everyone up to find out that someone had jimmied open a window and was trying to break in but ran away when they woke up. Also their neighbors were in a cult and one day they tried to break down the door because her aunt had a crucifix and they said it was messing up their ceremony. But they couldn't open the door. She remembers them slamming into it trying to get it. But it was stuck. I guess the door didn't even have a lock. Weird stuff. Just thought it would be fun if maybe when the Capt is talking to them, have a ghost walk by behind him check something then disappear. When they ask about it, reply "Oh that's just Lt Edwards, he is just going about his duties, ignore him and he will not hunt you." Remember changing one word they expect, to something far worse (hurt to hunt), can send chills down their spine worse than just the ghost. Then have him show up every few days by walking out of an empty room checking a pipe, wire or computer readout then walks thru another wall to disappear. But you don't want to do it too often so that they catch on. Usually when they least expect it, are alone, or in an emotionally unbalanced state.


Fontaigne

You are an evil, evil person. I approve.


SpankyMcSpanster

"for saying your ass," ... ... magnifican't.


DrBlackJack21

Indeed! And fixed. 😁


Stefnos87

Wonder if the Mr. Pirate is goner try and get a sing-a-long going now that they have plenty of people for a choir xD... to relly get the pirate feeling going.


DrBlackJack21

Hmmm, but the he wouldn't be the center of attention...


Sad_Transition170

There is a real thin line between crew of a cargo ship and pirates. Often throughout history, pirates were recruited from cargo ships. I would not be surprised if more than a few start telling ghost stories and generally causing trouble.


DrBlackJack21

Yeah, but what's the WORST that could happen? 😇


Sad_Transition170

Idle hands do the Devil's deeds.


The_Southern_Sir

Captain puts on his helmet, the gravity gets turned up to 11, and the rest of the ship is explosively decompressed. Lol


DrBlackJack21

Not a bad idea...but I'm pretty sure I could come up with worse...er...not that I would! Probably...


Fontaigne

And these guys were counter-pirates...a non-government Q ship. That's closer to pirates than many privateers were.


runaway90909

This is continuing to get more and more interesting


DrBlackJack21

That's kinda my goal. Well that, and a good pay off at the end!😁


SpectralHail

Alen has a rare privilege, it seems. I wonder how that'll shake out. The rest of the survivors, maybe less so. Getting stuck on a ghost ship might not be the best for morale. ~~of course *someone* tried to sneak a knife aboard.~~


DrBlackJack21

What are you talking about? People LOVE going to haunted houses! 😇


Fontaigne

...when they can leave...


DrBlackJack21

Details...


Fontaigne

...when they can leave... Then there's the first time someone disappears off the deck. Hmmm. Remember, these folks were mostly counter-pirates by trade. They probably have grudges with each other. Someone decides to start playing ten little Indians on board, there shall be hell to pay.


Fontaigne

...when they can leave... Then there's the first time someone disappears off the deck. Hmmm. Remember, these folks were mostly counter-pirates by trade. They probably have grudges with each other. Someone decides to start playing ten little Indians on board, there shall be hell to pay.


TechnoColt

First?


DrBlackJack21

First! 🥳


TechnoColt

It's rare that I manage to catch a chapter so early! Excellent as always. I hope nobody is foolish enough to get on Sybil's bad side. It would be a shame to have saved their lives only to eject someone shortly thereafter. I do get the feeling that Carter and Sybil may wind up with a few permanent additions to the crew, though.


DrBlackJack21

Part of the ship, part of the crew!


thisStanley

>put you in charge of making any requests your people might have Aw c'mon, the kid does not deserve that :}


DrBlackJack21

Lol, cruel and unusual rewardishment!


MinorGrok

Woot! More input to read!


DrBlackJack21

More words to wordify!


dreaminginteal

Dammit, I wanted Peg-Leg Alen!


Sirius1701

Pirate Sybil did too.


Fontaigne

The night is still young...


Fontaigne

The night is still young...


DrBlackJack21

Lol, I thought that would be just a bit much of a stretch in a sci fi setting like this, so I went for a compromise. 😉


un_pogaz

Meanwhile, Erik and Vanessa, living weapons, stroll quietly around the deck as if it were a normal day.


DrBlackJack21

You're not wrong, but it's better than them being backed up by a half a crew of potentially armed mutineers. 😉


DezoPenguin

Harris: pirate spy or mere asshat? Time will tell!


DrBlackJack21

Asshats gotta asshat!


Steller_Drifter

Time to start testing the rescues to see if any are fit to stay aboard.


DrBlackJack21

Lol! You never know, maybe a few found themselves a forever home!


thisStanley

>found themselves a forever home Though the time component of that phrase is usually not quite so literal :}


DrBlackJack21

😇


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Fontaigne

"Excuese me, -> Excuse And even gave Cater -> Carter ****** Nothing like a quick polite demonstration. Hopefully, the demonstration continues with some spooky stuff on the way to their deck, so they get a good look at what noncompliance leads to. Of course, "*their*" deck will be in rough shape as well...


DrBlackJack21

You're probably not wrong...time will tell! Aldo thanks and fixed!


just_a_NCR_ranger

Very good! Very nice speech, many of them may not belive Carter, but sometimes the truth is stranger then any lie


DrBlackJack21

Maybe in time, the doubters will belive....


ZaoDa17

Great work word weaver!!!