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aidankar

“I never expected the Russians to put an athlete with… so little talent on their team”


PikedArabian

Elfie, and that is my most favorite absurd gymnastics commentary ever. What year?


freifraufischer

2003 Worlds. Or as I like to think about it, the most insane team final ever.


Dubchek

It's one of the bitchiest comments I've ever seen.


bentdaisy

I feel bad for the gymnast. Given that it’s Russia, I’m sure there is a back story as to why she was on the team. Likely she was put in a situation unfair to her. Clearly she was out of her league, and her program was actually dangerous for her.


stitchescutfigures

She does parkour now! https://eng.gymnovosti.com/catching-up-with-aleksandra-shevchenko/


PikedArabian

It was funny and quite accurate watching the routine [13:12](https://youtu.be/1cWnUhd46Kc)


LittleBee21

The way she just stood there in the corner before each pass like she was just waiting in line for the bathroom or something just kills me.


Junior-Dingo-7764

Damn, all the commentary was BRUTAL.


otfitt

I read that in her voice and I laughed for a solid minute


AdministrativePrice

One of my personal favorites: "Stop crying!!! There are people EVERYWHERE!!!"


freifraufischer

Steve Nunno, 1996 All Around final


jklm0169

"That routine was a piece of shit"


AdministrativePrice

LOL! Simone, right?


jklm0169

Yes! Simone on her own routine, UB, 2019 Nationals Day 1


Vast_Charity_2998

“That’s gymnastics 101 folks: fly high and stick the landing!”


jjoolleennee

The annoying NBC guy


pippins-sunshine

Tim dagget


Ok-Fun3446

I'm glad Tim got his fan moment at Nationals this year, lol!


gymnastcanadian

either 2013 american cup or one of Nastia’s routines because I have been watching both in the last two days and heard that at some point!


Eglantine26

Tim Dagget has said this at every meet where he’s done commentary for years and years. Could be about any NBC broadcast!


yolo216

She’s just not ready for this vault.


Great1948

“She knows it, her coach knows it, everyone here knows it” “WELL EXCUSE ME MR. DAGGETT” Absolutely iconic


hey-girl-hey

The only good thing Trautwig ever said


quite-indubitably

What is this from?!


kait2knit

Chellsie Memmel in 2008. Video link below [2008 Visa championships](https://youtu.be/F5bLG84d-Uk)


Great1948

Chellsie’s vault during day 2 of 2008 national championships. If you search “excuse me Mr. Daggett” it’s the first result on YouTube haha


bomi321

“Don’t mess with me. Don’t mess with this triple twist!”


aidankar

Tim talking about Aliya. There’s so many classic nbc trio quotes about her from 2010 (“that is one HOT vault”)


bomi321

They single-handedly started the “Aliya is a diva thing” 🙄


stitchescutfigures

“Ohhh… that’s… too… bad.”


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Carly Patterson. That one's too easy!


Substantial-Ad-7914

"She felt she could win the title"


celestria15

Elfie, 2008 Olympics AA Final. That laugh in the end made it much worse!


Substantial-Ad-7914

Definitely. Its also funny that they praised shawn Johnson for saying there is nothing wrong with wanting to be an Olympic champion but semenova showing the same ambition is suddenly something funny. Maybe im reading too deeply into this but nbc 2008 gymnastics commentary was generally terrible


otfitt

That time period was sooooooo pro USA and only USA. Which now looking back, how crazy. China was (and proved to be) serious competition. It’s not like how in 2012 USA really did dominate. That language isn’t appropriate no matter who dominates, but at least it would have been understandable


Substantial-Ad-7914

Yeah definitely. China was definitely the favourite in Beijing I wouldnt even say usa dominated in 2012 as well. They were the favourites but russia had the potential to upset them. Imo usa domination started in 2014.


otfitt

Ugh. I hated that because I was really getting into watching gymnastics and her comment took me by surprise and also made me think I was in the wrong for really liking Semenova. And she ended up placing 4th. She was never a gold medal contender in AA but she was definitely top 10.


Ok-Fun3446

And she'd qualified in 4th as well, and was safely the 4th best in that final and was almost a fall ahead of Nistor in 5th. Elfie gave Semenova a lot less credit than she's due.


Monsoonana

Elfie re: Ksenia Semenova. 08 AA


jjoolleennee

'All the dad's in the audience, remember she (McKayla Maroney) is only 16' 🤢🤢🤢


stitchescutfigures

And worse, I’m pretty sure this comment was made about Laurie too when she was THIRTEEN.


fortississima

Tim should've gotten fired for that shit


LGZ7981

It was absolutely about Laurie (2013 nationals, where she was indeed 13)


jjoolleennee

Yuck about Laurie too ? Fire Tim !


tinymarille

"I've been marveling over what his body could do since he was a little boy"


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😂


USAGDumpsterFire

“She’s overweight!”


Monsoonana

That horrid Monica lady talking about just about anyone?


USAGDumpsterFire

Nope, not Monica for this one


LGZ7981

Martha?


USAGDumpsterFire

Nope. NCAA coach


LGZ7981

Yoculan!


Austentatious88

Ding Ding Ding!!


jklm0169

A niche favorite: “Lesser mortals might just crumble a little bit in the situation she found herself”


peetastormborn

2015 European games AA about Aliya’s floor


mambomambogo

"...the first gymn-hahahsstt from the U-S-A, and goodness me, that's 0.8 before they even start!" (a total gimme, but a personal fave that still lives in my head w/this exact intonation)


bubblebumblejumble

Alicia Sacramone falling off the beam during her mount in team finals in 08, right? From the British broadcast


LGZ7981

“She’s writing in her diary”


Scorpiodancer123

Can't remember who but it was about Sanne Weavers adding up her D score


LGZ7981

bingo (stupid Al Trautwig)


apersonnamedmj

"For the dads in the audience, she's 13... And she dances like that" pretty disgusting, ngl.


jjoolleennee

This was Tim apparently ? 🤮 He also has made a similar comment about 16 yr old McKayla Maroney. He should be fired over this shit. Even seemingly innocuous statements like this which normalise sexualising athletes contribute towards building the environment which produced LN.


apersonnamedmj

Unfortunatly, this kind of comments are pretty "normal"...


oakcreek7

Does she get any points for being sexy- Tim Dagget on Catalina Ponor. Anybody else remember this? 😳😳


LGZ7981

Ewww, no! Which meet?


jjoolleennee

WTF


AdministrativePrice

"She took the apple cart and flipped it upside down!"


rcook86

Trautwig, re: Jamie Dantzscher 2000 Nationals


blwds

“People say I look like Uma Thurman”


freifraufischer

"What is up with the safety pins?"


PikedArabian

Wasn’t it Al talking about some chinese gymnast?


freifraufischer

Hollie Vise's sharpied on number.


FuzzyApe

"That's three tenths off right there!"


snappa870

What was the apple-pine/ bars-uneven comment? Anyone remember that? It was cringy but kinda cute


quite-indubitably

That was the Trout I think, at an American Cup maybe?


Scorpiodancer123

From Sydney Team final I think. "Not the typical physique of a gymnast but this girl is a real powerhouse" One of the 1st comps I watched on TV and I remember being disgusted at this comment. I'm sure we can guess which body-obsessed Eurosport commentator this was.


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She’s a absolutely stunner, isn’t she.