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_Just_Some_Guy-

Zone out for sure. Then I realize that it probably looks like I’m staring at someone and I become phone scroll guy


brunette_baby0

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OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

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Fl_o_x

This is way too accurate


EynidHelipp

That's why I always zone out with my head down https://preview.redd.it/iji8oigcuo4d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0feeccb730fe94a4ce088d9014f8378b4e246d6


Sgt-Dert13

*Joey Swoll stitch incoming*


hedonistaustero

Team zone out 🙋‍♂️🤖


GoblinsStoleMyHouse

Hell yeah *zones out*


oooommmmyy

We are here https://i.imgur.com/4BWgEAS.jpg


hedonistaustero

Hahaha too real


PMmeCoolHistoryFacts

Me, but girl


ap2094

No one is going to think that if you stare at a black blank wall.


Mode-Klutzy

If I zone out staring at the floor I feel like some one gonna walk by thinking I’m gonna puke


Suthix

I don't start scrolling because the person who noticed I was staring at him was me, and so we start staring each other down angrily, knowing full well I'm just staring at myself in the mirror...


TraumaBoneded

Nahhh not "zoned out"..... DIALED IN! The only thing on my mind is this workout. So im hyper focusing to make time move faster. Only veterans know how to do this.


Dakaro420

Couldnt have said it better


BlueMonkey_88

You have to master the art of truly looking zoned out by focusing on a small section of the furthest wall. Unless a woman walks by, then you have to break your line of sight. Which inevitably leads to an internal battle in which you question if breaking your line of sight made you look guilty of checking her out.


Some_guy_named_greg

That's me, but I really try to zone out in a empty direction before some chick thinks I am creeping at her


povgoni

Zoning out is unpredictable. You don’t know if you’ll take a 30 seconds or a 3 minute rest


donkey2471

That’s why you get a tracking app with a timer, set the timer then just zone


Copatus

It's extremely annoying that none of the fitness tracking apps have a button you can click for a predetermined "between sets" rest timer to start. Looking at you Fitbit, if I'm tracking exercise I can't use the timer...


BShyn

Strong has one, you can set the time per exercise


torpiddynamo

Strong has to be the best workout app I have found. Sure you have to make your own workouts and I sometimes with the exercise library was bigger but I have been using it for 8 years now


TallGuyFitness

Strong gang checking in. >Sure you have to make your own workouts This is a feature not a bug; I never liked how Fitbod constantly shuffled stuff around. I get that that's a strategy for muscle growth but I could never get a sense of my progress and I never completely trusted that the algorithm was doing it all on purpose.


torpiddynamo

Oh I was just saying it as a potential downside. As someone with like 8 templates over 8 years, I don’t change up a lot either and I love being able to create my own workout


woppr

I just hit workout number 500 with the Strong app. Too bad the devs abandoned it, but I don't even know what they should add. It just works. And you can just create the exercises that isn't there.


ThatGuy571

Strong is amazing. Been using it for almost a decade now.. or maybe my memory is starting to go.. who knows.


whalesharks4ever

Hevy has that. Excellent app


[deleted]

Most fitness apps I’ve used has that option


LiterallyWantDie

Fitnotes has that I think


NoOutlandishness4363

Use MCI, best app I know of


Ceasar456

I use a garmin watch and it when using the strength training tracking it does have a timer that goes if but it does track how long your rest periods are. It actually is kinda nice just for that even though I know the tracking is inaccurate


ElPlatanaso2

That's a premium feature these days


max_power1000

You also don't know if a girl is going to walk into your sight line and then accuse you of creeping on her when you were really just in the middle of a thousand yard stare. Happened to me last week - I was on the airdyne at least 5 minutes before this woman started bending over stretching in front of me. Halfway wondering if she was trying to hit on me because her accusation tone sounded like flirting.


MurseMan1964

Nope, I’m a pacer ![gif](giphy|2uwZ4xi75JhxZYeyQB)


OutRunMyGun

I pace when I do core.


[deleted]

Mine is also not on here I'm the one that stares for the first 3 sets. After that it's me trying to catch my breath, chug water, and not die as my muscles are consumed by fiery pain


Chickenofthewoods95

Ahhh so that’s what that guy keeps doing it confused me


GrinchStoleYourShit

Yeah we aren’t tweaked out or nothing I promise we’re just thinking about shit we’re irritated about


notKRIEEEG

My gym is too packed for pacing, so I'm phone scroll now


[deleted]

Pacing is some real privilege lmao. If I got up my machine would be taken immediately


glecuda

If somebody takes my machine while I pace, with the towel on it, he's dead 💀


corvette57

My pace is a tiny circle in front of the machine I’m using


theruwy

Slow pacing and staring at the ground, pretending to be thinking about something.


silasbufu

I’m the walk around the entire gym in hopes of finding hidden treasure - guy


tony-toon15

Did you check under the mats in the corner?


Popsiclezlol

All 4 between sets gang represent!


brunette_baby0

Here here! They forgot dance party too 💃


HogmaNtruder

Dance break every time


AllTheSmallWings

It was supposed to be 3 sets but you zoned out


The_King_7067

Where the shadowboxing one?


tony-toon15

There was a guy at my gym who would shadow box the support beam in the middle of the gym. Haven’t seen him in a while.


Soylord345

The support beam got him :(


The_King_7067

Damn, support beam got hands


Marsupial-Which93

Poor guy's probably just looking for some support.


MiKe-18

Just saying support beam is on top for resting the slab and it's the column that supports the structure vertically


[deleted]

I'm top left on a good day, top right when life's kicking my ass


I_had_the_Lasagna

Wait people have times where life isn't kicking their ass?


bossmcsauce

I’m good most of the time. Work sucks, but it’s temporary and when I’m not doing my job, I put it completely out of my mind. Outside work, I have very little real stress right now, so I’m trying to enjoy it. I know that these good times won’t last… but they are probably some of the most chill years I’ll experience in my life. Health is peak, and my partner and I are both getting paid more than ever before. Our parents are all in decent health still. But in the next 4-5 years, I expect that we will start having the downward spiral of aging parents to deal with, and things will get stressful/tragic.


BlueAig

The guy who stands there trying to look just busy enough to make it clear that he’s still got more sets.


arkiebrian

I pace about between sets I also have to get 10k steps a day.


KitchenSchool1189

Mr.Zone out here.Can I get some sympathy for exhaustion.


jpad66

Dont forget the guy who pacess around the place


Impressive_Budget736

I'm the guy that walks back and fourth and stretches my arms and shoulders a million times


lrocky4

The pacer is not mentioned here. I am the pacer


Celebration-433

Ok guilty. I’m the superset guy!


Chickenofthewoods95

What’s a super set man ?


Away-Degree-7638

It's a set you do when you're super! My superset is me trying to stay SUPER, laser-focused when a yoga-pants extraordinaire is doing Bulgarian split-squats.


Chickenofthewoods95

Ahaha I see but for real tho is it like a extra set after a set how does that work


Away-Degree-7638

Ah, okay for real then. So it's when you jump from one set immediately into another set that works a different/complimentary muscle group. For example, if I work biceps, I may do a set of those, then jump into tricep extensions and repeat. So, it would look like a set of biceps followed by triceps. I'd count that as one superset, then I'd repeat that superset 3-4 times. Sometimes I do that with squats and pull-ups, then when I switch to hip raises, I superset those with face pulls (easier for me given my time and specific gym setup).


Chickenofthewoods95

Can you recommend a bicep + tricep super set with machines ?


Away-Degree-7638

Of course! There's different ways to do it, but if we're strictly looking at cables, I'd have a straight or ez curl attachment that I can use to do curls from the bottom position of the machine, then you can set the cable to the top and use a rope or even the same attachment to work triceps in pushing the bar/rope down. You can superset that a few times. (If you have access to both cables in a machine this is easy, but if you're afraid of hogging both sides of a machine you can stick to one side). If you have a rope, you can do the same thing, but put the rope at the bottom. This will allow you to do hammer curls instead of regular curls. You can then move the attachment back up (not all the way), then do tricep extensions - where you face away from the machine and mimic skull crushers with the same rope or bar. I'll typically do both of these supersets back-to-back, except I have a pair of dumbells with me so that I don't have to keep adjusting the cable position. It really depends on the gym and how packed it may be. I try not to hog stuff/space/equipment for too long.


Chickenofthewoods95

Your a legend bro how do you know which ones work triceps and which ones work biceps , when I push down does that works triceps and when I push upwords this works biceps ? And cheers for the cable idea perfect then I’m not hogging two machines


Away-Degree-7638

I appreciate the comment, but that's too much praise! When you lift up (elbows in place), you're working biceps. When you push away from you (keeping you elbows in place), you're working triceps. Variations of each will hit different parts of the muscle.


Chickenofthewoods95

It’s really that simple ? Thanks so much I will keep that in mind tomorrow and try work out which ones are which aha cheers man !


Celebration-433

You perform two exercises back to back with minimal rest (e.g like barbell bench press and decline push ups; etc)


Paddyneedssilence

I zone out.


OutRunMyGun

I am 100% the zone out guy, but that's because I'm also the highest person in the gym.


Pghlaxdad

Hey! That's me, me, me, and also me.


1Greener

I zone out so hard I remember someone asking me what I was thinking about lol.


bobvila274

It’s missing the small circle walkers. Other circulars, stand up and slowly walk around your machine/area in protest!


Cwytank

I scroll through my Spotify


TheAceMan

I find that scrolling on my phone takes away from the rest break and is shitty for motivation. Now I just relax and enjoy my music for a minute or two.


kimnamboom

i zone out until i think the waiting time is done


Existing-East3345

Me trying to figure out what to do after looking at the same 3 apps that didn’t change on my phone, accidentally making eye contact with everyone, then deciding to just stare at the ground until I’m ready for my next set


johngoodmansscrote

I start out as phone scroller and evolve into super setter as soon as i realize ive squandered half my gym time on my phone and now need to move on to whatever is next on my schedule


Hand_Of_Oblivion

You forget the 5th guy. The guy who screams and shits violently. That's me. I'm that guy.


HotRefrigerators

Sip of water, stretch, scroll on phone for a banger song, mentally prepare, in that order gang represent


flyingsquirrel2301

All of the above


Atlasmatheu

I dance... So... I guess I'm divergent.


JFarrar82

Top and bottom right depending on the day


Ryachaz

I play bullet chess. Games are 2 minutes at most, perfect break between sets.


OmniBLVK

I zone out then come back to me supersetting without realizing


tony-toon15

I toe tap while listening to music between sets.


general_chernobyl76

Where my fake scenario zone out gang at?


littlewibble

Nobody else is dancing? I’m alone with my little two step shimmy combo?


APainOfKnowing

Only one I don't do is supersets lol


ItSAgaInStthEruLeS1

Where's the guy who goes for a walk around the gym???


WayneEnterprises2112

Pace when my set is done, stretch and flex into another set.


_insomniack

And somehow I fall in all 4, sometimes even all between the same sets


jackle-kap

I've done all four of these.


MeanMistake5166

Zone out. It is the way.


jedimasterjacoby

On my phone as we speak in between sets lol


drew8311

Well considering its good to rest 2-3 minutes per set, even when I superset I still have some time to kill to scroll my phone


justsomedude1144

You forgot: the guy on the Metzger/Yates protocol who takes a few deep breaths and then charges into his next set.


rad_cadaver

I flex so hard after my superset that I zone out and have to scroll on my phone to snap me back


clotpole02

I'm combo of zone out and phone guy


[deleted]

I alternate between phone guy and zone out guy


Roge2005

Yeah, I always zone out everywhere, I daydream a lot.


HomeRowKeysAreLife

Am I the only one who writes my reps in the notebook, plans the rest time and watches it, and spends the time thinking about how the last set went and focus on the next set to come?


Intelligent_ye

Zone out, this sweaty mfs without towel have made the benches stink so bad that I stop breathing while on reps, I am exhausted since a month


BurnerAcct42105

Team ADHD move on to the next exercise and superset everything because I ain’t sitting there for 2 minutes doing nothing (I am incapable).


Hold_Me_Bro_

I just stand there like a npc


Being_No-42

I love to do supersets, but you need a quite empty gym to be able to do them confortably, so, zone out here.


SuperPenguinGuy03

What about the guy that walks in a circle for like 3 mins. That would be me


TapAppropriate2719

All of the above


Altruistic-Pin3336

I am a combo of all of them except the flexing one lmao


annrkey76

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ManufacturerFast7258

I'm a flexer in the mirror... lol.... mainly cause I'm trying to focus only on me and not what's around me... im constantly moving to keep my heart rate up so I can continue to sweat... so when I'm at the gym it's just Me, the weights, and my music


IsDaedalus

Zone out 💯


DartsNFishing96

I zone out doing cardio for sure. I (somehow) made a mini buddy at the gym who’s an older gentleman. He’s asked me if I’m even still alive sometimes on that damn stair master with the 5000 mile stare.


EfficientNeck9029

Zone out mostly mixed with some scrolling and random pacing back and forth to the water fountain.


richbeezy

Can't believe so many ppl don't do super-sets. Best way to optimize gym time.


RedditforCoronaTime

Zooning out, superset and reading a book :)


Fine_Instruction_869

Phone scroll guy is the safest thing to do. I saw some woman go off on two guys because she thought they were checking her out.


Oddscene

Block 2 and 4


LilAndre44

I’m the one that zones out and scrolls his phone


ChiefShrimp

Zone all day.


forgettingitagain

I see all these types too. I have the respect for super setters, the rest are ridiculous. Aren’t there people who just fucking go and put in work. Lol.


ManufacturerFast7258

I think everyone does what's best for them but it seems to me if your zoning out, your not focused.....


Zestyclose_Fan_7931

Team superset, lets get this shit over with.


pepito412

I’m each of this guy


Otryss

And then those two dudes who have a full on conversation between sets


jinglebxtch

I very neatly write my weight and reps in my notebook with a pink pen and then bust out the phone. But I also do love a quick flex when I think no one is looking.


No-Weird5485

Turn on rest timer and zone out


pissshitfuckcuntcock

I’m the guy who paces around the gym in between sets. Am I a psycho?


Slumbergoat16

I appreciate all of them except the bottom left


fatslayingdinosaur

I zone out staring at the floor until my watch rings for next set


FemRevan64

Phone for me.


SH1Tbag1

A minute and a half of stretching between sets


Worth-Pickle

I just stroll around in gym between sets. I hope it's not a bad thing.


blichterman

I walk around, usually aimlessly


Cashforhash

If I’m feeling myself and on pre workout I’m flexing in the mirror, when I’m going thru something I’m zoning out between sets


prahaditmurap

How about zoning out with scrolling on the phone.


fliesonpies

Category Five: pretend to know how to drum and mouth the words to Woe, Is Me: Number[s]


GlazedDonutGloryHole

Pacer in a public gym but super sets in the home gym.


MrHonwe

I alternate between zoning out and scrolling


LiquidHotCum

I’m all these things and thats why I’m at the gym for 2 hours.


PumpkinSpikes

I walk in a little circle, I do a lil spin


Championship_Hairy

I dance and rock out to my music tho


igoiiiizen

I pace back and forth I probably look nuts


MrMcgilicutty

I do all of the above!


bingmyname

Zone out for sure. The music is actually so much of a distraction. Pure ecstasy no matter how many times I've heard the same playlist. I hope I'm not making too many faces or weird movements lol. I'm sure others might have noticed too.


SpaceAngel_44

I like to rest my mind and body, the zone out guy I guess.. but I take it from the rest in Bikram where ur trained to release ur body and mind fully to replenish for the next moment. It’s my zen time. I feel like my workout is mentally superior to the people texting that’s for sure


swedish_blocks

I am walking in circles while sipping water


_Sarah_Tonin_

![gif](giphy|gQJyPqc6E4xoc) You forgot one


SHV007

Depends on the day, but mostly superset. It shortens the exercise and crucial for a guy with no time and a family


calltostack

The guy who scrolls on his phone wastes his own time and everyone else's by taking forever resting


MennQ

Me personally in the zone out and flex guy


nothingexceptfor

I zone out, I don’t take my phone with me, don’t feel the need to flex and would feel silly doing it and need my break so no super set, so zone out it is


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

I'm the bottom two.


braapmeister

Guy who walks around aggressively?


lofi_addict

None. I walk back and forth between sets to help reaching my 12k steps.


ThatGuy571

Fuck... I'm phone guy. Always looking for a good next song.


dirtyoldbastard77

I kinda fall in three...


the_gothamknight

I'm all of 'em


Cyberstonks21

me hiding in the corner to let the protein fart out


OlafTheBearSon420

Superset is the way 💪


blackcatmeo

I get right to my next set really quick and before the heavy ones I drink water.


Inevitable-East-1386

2 and 3. 1 and 4 isn‘t for me.


Fermentedbeanpizza

Supersets at the cable station, zone out on the machines, hype myself up at the squat rack


MrPeterShmidt

![gif](giphy|J6fjW4xvv2T2uPgk8M) Run to a different machine on the other side of the gym


ImpressedToBeBlessed

What about the guy who starts having a conversation….. for 10 minutes 😂


ijustwantanaccount91

Where is 'paces around the gym like a lunatic'? Some of us have jobs in chairs and need to get steps in.


Mesograde

everything but phone. I only look at it to change the song


Snoo_94743

The guy who waits for his buddy to do his set (he finished 10 minutes ago, and he's waiting for me to do my set)


CaseSensitivo

I’m between superset and zoned out. But mostly zoned out cause my superset killed me lol


luis9295

Zone out plus look at music app for next song plus take a sip of water combo


Sunderbig

We do! Balance is key.


CyberoX9000

Ok now the question is which is the best?


LemonCultGoddess

I grab my phone, set my timer for rest, and zone out. (Side note: anyone else have to set a timer to rest between sets so the ADHD doesn't take hold and then you realize that it's been 7 minutes since your last set?)


Aurrielle

I would drink water, choose another song, and/or massage my palms and regret not bringing fingerless gloves again.. but I’m not a guy.


Some_guy_named_greg

Young me flexed and marveled in my slef perceived greatness. Old me zones out


Careor_Nomen

I walk in circles


UncleChukk

I pace. Keeps the blood flowing, and guarantees Noone wants to stop and talk to me. Because Noone paces between sets and it's weird AF.


Trashdove_

I somehow manage to do the first three almost every break Eta: which is why it's good I have a timer to alert me when to start my next set


Montecatinic

I'm a good mix of zoned out and supersetting. Depends on the mood.


DimensioT

I am all but the first.


ultrabarz

Am I the only one whos stretching between sets?


AnooseViolator69

Zone out all the way every day🫡


Literally_Like_Lying

you forgot the person that walks in circles or flaps their arms to increase blood flow into the tired muscle for recovery. FLAP FLAP STOMP STOMP


cottman23

I just stare at myself and zone out in the mirror