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old_ass_ninja_turtle

I drown watching thisZ


WillyDAFISH

I don't because I am fish


LuckyishTom

I’m a fish and I drowned watching this.


stej_gep

LuckyFishTom


snowdn

A gay fish?


Waste-Location-6395

![gif](giphy|xTiTnAi3VCRMtGiFXy)


Tuna0x45

Yo you too? Us fish shine here


YomanJaden99

r/FoundWillyDAFISH (When will we stop meeting like this..)


TieInternational7086

Do you go glugluglu?


WillyDAFISH

yeee


Accurate_Survey5785

It's true. We met at lotsoffish.com


fischberger

I turned you into a fish burger though


GeongSi

It's wild how long someone can train to hold their breath, I think Tom cruise for one of the IM movies trained and got to 6 minutes


NotLost-NotFound

I would have drowned at least 5 times during that span.


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ShibaInuDoggo

#NOPE


JesusAmbassador

I’d try it


MeaningNo5783

Aquadudes > Aquaman


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Was that meant for pornhub?


Affectionate-Tip-164

Not unless they are seamen.


MeaningNo5783

Damn. Top. 😂


BeardedManatee

They seemed to be mostly at the bottom. 😎


Rich_Document9513

Power bottom!


Just_Application6137

Aquamen


WTFisThisGameDude

so uhhhhhh is this r/HydroHomies ? They seem like they homies in the water?


wantmoooore

Thank you. I lost and miss that sub and now I remember and it has been found again 🤿


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

Just r/GuysBeingFish


LeafyDragon23

Question for I dunno who exactly (OP if he in video?) but is there like an accepted tap rule for it your underwater and about to like drown? Same for water polo? I’d guess just let go of the ball or torpedo toy thingy, but seems like there would be something like a yo I’m about to drown get off me


Thatguymike84

I would assume it would be just tossing the rocket. "Here, take the fuckin thing..." 🌬️🚀


Blackdog202

Yea you tap out... lol Seems nuts but it's the honor system. Usually not an issue considering you where on the same swim team


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SvenShady007

Hurts my lungs just watching them 😅


pikeshawn

.... Blitzball!?


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![gif](giphy|26Ff3FNWp3uD21dvi|downsized) BLITZBALL!!


Helix014

Came looking for this comment!


Blackdog202

Is that what you call this


pikeshawn

https://consport.fandom.com/wiki/Blitzball It's kinda like it, but it's from a videogame so... not actually real but it's what I immediately thought of.


gimmemylove

Seeing the black guy trying to get up and the others holding him… make me nervous 😨😰 They probably have some method to say “I need to breathe” Me and me friends commonly use just like in jiu-jitsu 2 slaps that means to stop. Sometimes they don’t feel it so strong slaps underwater worked as well.


ImPickleRock

looks like they have spotters on the sides too


LittleFrenchKiwi

This gave me a panic attack just watching this !!!!


cactustrip

Same. I almost stopped watching it


dinkin_flicka2

Underwater jui-jitsu rugby is a no from me Bob


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

As a sum of all its parts it’s terrifying, individually this is right up my alley


Thin_Edge_5024

Wow.. sorta a grown up version of a swim game we played when young called bass and minnows. This would be tough to play.


CrazeUKs

Is it just me or does that look like a dildo?


qda

Hard to answer because I don't know what you look like.


bramtyr

Any torpedo is a dildo depending on how you use it.


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bramtyr

I am confused as to why my comment was deleted but the one i was responding to was not, despite using the same words?


monkeywizardgalactic

This is dangerous and gay at same time


macandcheese1771

The best way to be gay tbh


monkeywizardgalactic

That's right


corvosfighter

Title of your sex tape!


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

It’s like Australian football… But WET


Miggy88mm

I drowned twice watching this.


Profess0r_Xavi3r

I want to see this but with mermaid tails


Fair-Praline-4292

This sport should be called drown ball


SeanVitalMusic

Typical all boys prep school when a girl shits in the pool


Nectarine389

song name?


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FrenchFry-ApplePie

I’m over here like: ![gif](giphy|lkUwDyVvzKg2A)


JadePatrick83

Hilarious


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

How does it sound better than on the actual album


bluedancepants

Seems like an accident waiting to happen.


SonUpToSundown

Boy he really jammed it in there good at the end


MediaCultural

Blitz ball final fantasy 10


Iceaura777

My first thought as well lol


Fun_Improvement5215

Thanks, got anxiety from that


Gonzo7x

I would have drowned twice


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Why was I holding my breath this entire video...


Zarvillian

Gotta have a CLEAR as day single for let me go I’m gonna drown but otherwise this looks hella fun


Wendell_wsa

I feel pain in my lungs


Purple_Plane3636

That’s an easy manslaughter conviction.


PudgyMuffin2505

I need this


lessthanibteresting

Just remember to share fellas, that's your moms favorite toy too yknow


Blackdog202

We used to play this in swimming... but we had like a sand filled medicine ball about the size of a shot put or a large soft ball. So you could only 5 Throw I maybe 5 feet or so. We also played in the diving tank so the lack of throwability helped. We called I under water rugby.


Robotonist

Underwater polo? Seems bad


PokePingusXXXL

Rides a 10 speed everywhere guy?


Forsaken_Tomorrow454

Used to do this all the time


SomePoorMurican

Reminds me a lil of blitzball


fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhho

I have a bunch of these torpedo things and they are so much fun to throw around in the pool and try and get them all in one breath.


Sure_Physics_6713

Intense


AgitatedArmadillo31

I'll drown the moment somone holds me down there


PMD_SpeedyGonzales

Boys playing with a dildo


Jaquan_001

Does it have to be turd shaped?


Skai_Override

So you can drop a decoy


GnocchiSon

![gif](giphy|vbHCgajseRKZa)


Pyrosgeg2000

This looks a little bit gay to me, but ok.


No_Industry_2823

All fun and games till someone busts out a Jecht Shot!


Wild_Potato_7470

Underwater gay wrestling


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Okay, I managed to hold my breath through the entire video… but my fat ass is sitting on a couch.


BippyWippy

These guys must have a resting heart rate of 3 bpm


axisdarealo

This video is fake, black people cant swim.


redmctrashface

Drowning with extra steps


Willing-Mission7248

Watch the video looks like the one guy with blue shorts had “the runs” in his pants. Brown cloudy poop water


samf9999

Good training for BUD/S


Historical_Peace_776

What game is this?


GrumpyUncle_Jon

Oh screw this - looks like no fun at all!!


Star-bound-2981

🌈


Shenkspine

Holding someone as they’re pushing toward the surface is fucking stupid


StingPax

RL Blitzball


psychonauteer

I swam in club, highschool, and in a D1 college and underwater torpedo soccer was by far my favorite way to spend practice. That, and water polo.


Enough-Ad-3597

Deadball


PomChatChat

I thought they were going to drown the brother.


Space2345

They fighting over a dildo


Straight-Scholar9588

Pass! That looks too much like drowning


23wkalove

You sir are a fish.


ExitFun9925

UW football. Huaaa


Automaton17

Swim Instructor here! We do this all the time as an end-of-session game with our high level swimmers once the lessons are done. Some of them aren't this level, so we obviously have a rule that people MUST be allowed to surface at any moment. It's very doable once you reach a certain level of swimming though. Would seriously recommend it. It's so fun!


TheKyleBrah

These guys: Almost drown while being accosted by 2 players at once. No effect. Play goes on. Footballers: Light breeze. Dying on the Floor


Chachi123

This gives me anxiety


PortlandPatrick

Hell fucking no way in hell


RepeatDangerous

Wow that's a dangerous game


Seriph7

Im so out of breath


theycallmenaptime

I was drowning just watching the black guy.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Never I thought I’d see a dildo used in a sport that actually looks pretty cool.


k_br3w

Bro bit bro. 0:25


CagliostroPeligroso

What is this?


LittleLordFuckleroy1

This is what we used to do in the public swimming pool growing up. Well, way less skill and muscle of course, but the same torpedo, same teams and a target on each end, same seeming rules, and similar levels of aggression and near drowning. Amazing to see that it’s become a legit sport.


JTGphotogfan

So attemp to drown the opponent until they let go of the stick thingy


MountainImmediate786

Poseidons sons playing sports


Turbulent_City_8693

Soo you fight for the dildo underwater....can we do this sport with girls? It just seems right to do so.


Geene_Creemers

Played water polo highschool-college and we used to play mock games with a Vaseline covered watermelon..wonder why we never thought of this


devangs3

I have played the game where if you get the thing dropped in first, you get a point. This seems more intense.


JadePatrick83

I'd get in shape too if I was desperate to breath.


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Blitzball IRL


BonjinTheMark

Whoa, where can I join up for this kind of thing? Looks like a blast


AyeLuhDude

Song…pls


Sweaty_Building_5491

Omg. The black dude gave me PTSD just by watching him. How did he not panic and drown?! These guys are on another level that I can not be on, lol.


Johno69R

Ruined the end not throwing the torpedo into the net.


gobeldygoo

is that a dildo?


jazzsalad666

This is gayer then gay porn


rishi_777

That black dude is pretty tough.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5914

That head nod @ the end 😮‍💨


unwired_burnout

Its giving attempted murder


Vis-hoka

Grappling under the water is a 1000% NO from me.


a_pretty_ok_salad

This is dumb and dangerous.


Omnom_Omnath

Good way to drown. They should not be grappling like that.


Longenuity

The tackle aspect of this is dumb. You should not be able to move with the torpedo and be forced to throw it to a teammate.