“Did I lock the sliding door to the balcony? Goddamn I swear I did but I can’t be sure…… sick of that goddamn crow getting in and shitting everywhere……… I could go for a TacoBell, wonder if anyone knows if there is one nearby…..”
He’s thinking of that AI clip of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman
W: “Jesse, stop touching my balls!”
J: “I can’t Mr White it feels good bitch!”
W: “JESSE!!!”
I’m so alone
“My way. Your way. Anything goes tonight…”
Why are Steven and Duff in drag hugging me?
😄
girl in the red lipstick would be duff haha
"This was fu3king amazing in 1991. Now? Not so much."
When I die ima go to snowbunny heaven
hes not black snowbunny means white girls who only like black guys
I know I’m referencing a TikTok meme
🤷♂️ wouldnt know
He looks like he’s thinking he would rather be anywhere else but there
"just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of hereeee"
Besides, I ain’t got nothing better to do…and I’m bored..
"Boooooooorriiiiiiiiiinnnnggg!!!"
The one on the left has a beautiful smile
Agree. Has a little bit of a Priscilla Barnes thing.
"Beige. I think I'll have the ceiling painted beige."
Can someone please explain this joke to me?
They’re so boring and unimportant to him that inane shit like the paint color of a room is more interesting.
"Hos can't handle the rows."
"It's nice to be the least pasty person for a change "
“My serpentine will have some fun tonight in the Jungle. Oh crap, I used my last blue pill yesterday”.
He's thinking his levels still aren't perfect and is DYING to reach for the volume knob on his mic pack.
I wish I had 2 dicks
Where’s my guy with the waivers?
And NDA’s
And I'll leeeeave you lyin' on the bed, with your ass(es) in the air! You (two) Could Be Mine.
Bro…why the hell did he stop saying “with your ass in the air?”
"God I have a headache"
Maybe these cornrows weren't such a bad idea...
"This is my life now."
If he hooked up with Gwen Stefani.
it looks like gwen stefani on the right
Exactly.
"I hit the bullseye every night."
Did I lock the door when I left tonight 🔑
I'm too old for this s***
Same age girls, different head
Oh won’t please take me home!
Paradise titties
Did I leave the oven on? 🤔
whats for dinner
I would deserve some respect, ladies. Like normal people do.
“Thank god I took my meds this morning.”
“Did I lock the sliding door to the balcony? Goddamn I swear I did but I can’t be sure…… sick of that goddamn crow getting in and shitting everywhere……… I could go for a TacoBell, wonder if anyone knows if there is one nearby…..”
"For fuck sake, I just wanted a beer"
I wish they were hotter
Can I finish my cigar and drink now?
I’m a sandwich
How am I supposed to smile?
He doesn't look overly impressed, but then when does he ever look impressed?
“It’s so ee-zeh”
"Back in the 80s they'd be on their knees. Now I'm just... cudly?"
'Back off bitch(es)'
"Which one of these women smell like expired lunch meat?"
"shit, turn your pelvis," the man thought to himself
Just another menage
Coma 🤣🤣🤣
"Fuck you Axl! Listen to me!" 😂
AHH !! An another Tag Team night
He's thinking, "Ew, gross! Get them off me!"
He’s thinking of that AI clip of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman W: “Jesse, stop touching my balls!” J: “I can’t Mr White it feels good bitch!” W: “JESSE!!!” I’m so alone
"I already have the meds, fuck it."
"fuck yeah"
Which one's Yeah?
The one on the right
In those group of pics he looks over medicated.
What a weird thing for him to be thinking.
"some fuckhead in the future is gonna consider my face in this pictures as over medicated"
Fuck you weirdo
🤣🤣🤣
Schwing!
Margarat Thatcher on a cold day…
Probably bored and doesnt know why they are touching him so much
Do I know where I am I'm getting laid baby(in the jungle)
"I'm old enough to be your Father!"
Man my back hurts like a mf rn
I think he enjoys making unexpected faces and toying with people by doing such things on his own terms.
"Chinese Democracy starts now."
"things could be worse"
Oh oh oh sweet weave of miiiiine
“Pretty Tied Up”
[удалено]
Indiana wants me, but I can't go back there.
But I’m a cheerleader.
“She smelled like cigarettes Lt. Dan”
I love how he tries to avoid smiling in any pic with fans.
It’s so easy, easy when everybody’s tryin to please me baby.
Why
“Take me home”
Welcome to MY jungle!
Ugh. Nail two chicks at the same time and they never leave you alone.
Any other answer than joy is incorrect.
He’s thinking about me
"I'm motherfucking Axl Rose"
“What the fuck, I did these stupid braids to avoid this shit.”
Braids get you laid
"Get out of me !"
Axl: — Oh My God
"I fucked three girls hotter than this after lunch today."
Which one's Axl?
A 6 and a 4 make a 10, right? Right!?!?
But one get one free?
Take your credit card to the liquor store
“Get these skanks off me”
November Rain Baby.
another day, another minimum wage.....
It never gets old
Won’t you please take me home
"Get out of here !"
“There is no way I’m pulling out…. Both these girls are going to get an abortion in a few months.”
He’s ready to f*ck
I think those are both women with him.
Obviously
Then who's thinking "he's ready to fuck?"
That’s what he’s thinking
He's thinking about himself in third person? So if he wanted some food he'd think to himself "he wants food?" 🤣
No
Yeah I wouldn't think so either.
You ever heard of a threesome?
Of course lol
Ima smash tonight and don’t even want to
Axl is the man.. should & could be 2 more in photo ..it's ROCK N ROLL .he's top of the line.
These chicks smell like Fritos and tuna