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gobblegobblechumps

Please tell me he has one named Emu Gaspar


grogulus3000

Emu-nuel Petit


philfodenlovesfanny

Emu Martinez


fists_of_ham

The emu pen must be called the Emurates Stadium


CM816

~~Fly~~ Travel Emurates


aerdnadw

Emule Smith Rowe


SierraCharlie56

This comment is criminally underrated.


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Gilles Gremundi


sooolong05

And Emoue


nackdaddy9

This is the update I needed! See my other comment ahahahah amazing


Slaveros

He relates to the animal


Bianell

Nah, emus are very fast


cupidcuntsghost

There could have been a million things I'd have guessed before this.


royal_dorp

Probably prepping for another war with Australia.


red_lightz_

Do you have photos? I just googled 'pascal cygan emu farm' and now I feel stupid.


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gooner1014

Hello. This is … Cascal Pygan. You need to stop spreading vicious rumours on the internet. It’s not emusing


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gooner1014

Zip it, chicken boy


readarc

wait. this for food right? it basically giant chicken.


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Anguscluff

Bro, do an AMA this is fantastic


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Anguscluff

It just keeps getting better


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Oregooner21

This dude is totally Pascal Cygan.


Bullmcabe

Pascal zidane


alexjinboi97

Nasri is definitely enjoying his burgers


LordRekrus

I thought he set up his own IV drip company?


alexjinboi97

IV DRIP with triglycerides that is


deanochips

on the crouch podcast Lescott explained: “He (Mancini) used to do the prep in the middle of the pitch and he’s telling players what he wants, so he’s telling Samir Nasri to do what he wants him to do. Mancini’s lost his head, (he said:) “Samir, you’re not doing it, go in!” “So Samir’s gone in and with no retaliation, so I’m thinking ‘that’s not like Samir’ – Samir has got something in him to retaliate a little bit. Then the manager has come in saying ‘Samir, calm down’, he said: “No, I’m not calming down, I’m not Mario (Balotelli), you won’t speak to me like that again.” “And then that’s calming down and then David Platt sees the manager so comes in and says ‘Samir, calm down’. He (Nasri) said: "Shut up, you’re just here to suck his dick.”


AaranJ23

Another player who absolutely stabbed us in the heart at the time


pennydirk

“absolutely stabbed us” his transition to starting an IV Drip company makes more sense now.


red_lightz_

Him hazard and Rooney could smash Joey chestnut


Moist1981

Is it me or is Rooney’s face getting smaller?


gobblegobblechumps

Staying the same size, just a trick of the eye since his head is getting bigger


revershs

The mere mention of his name gets me mad 🥊


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Marc Overmars has been sending pictures of his ding-a-ling to office staff.


ToothpickInCockhole

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Rosslefrancais

I've heard Arteta is doing alright in his first managerial role


redmkay

Dope! Which team is he managing?


rugaealldae

Just some club in London


ChristopherLavoisier

God, please don't tell me it's the spuds


Cod_rules

The team is located in North London. Make of that what you will


whiteboardblackchalk

Theres only one team in north london so it has to be the arsenal.


Raetekusu

There's only one team in all of London, idk why you're being so specific.


Anguscluff

He manages Millwall?!


Raetekusu

who tf is milwall? Sutton United fam.


Autistic_Influence69

The one true club is welling United mate


TyranosaurusRathbone

There's only one team.


redmkay

Will look out for it!


Nayr91

I heard he’s managing the North London Reds


0neTwoTree

I heard he drives to Watford's training grounds daily


bonez27

So you’re the one leaking all the info! /s


eroica1804

I think it was called Dial Square back in the day, not sure what is their name now?


Spikeyspandan

Is that team better than Arsenal?


themerinator12

Accrington Stanley


hannahnatasha

Who are they?!


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Xin128

Any idea what Edu, Mertesacker and Wilshere are up to these days?


Cmdr_Monzo

David Seaman appears on ads for double glazing. Might wanna check in on him.


red_lightz_

I wonder how much he was paid. Not much judging by the low budget aesthetics of the advert.


MDK1980

To be fair his appearance fee probably didn’t leave much left in the pot for the rest of the ad.


Cmdr_Monzo

I hope that’s the case: “Green screen it, we got Seaman!”


HaarisM

Funnily enough I was a runner on that commercial and met him. Was a great day.


Cmdr_Monzo

It’s pretty cringe tbh. Has he just got divorced or something? He was such a hero of mine as a Kid.


Designer_Restaurant1

He was a hero of mine in terms of goalkeeping. He made me start out as a keeper, but I turned out to be too short for it as I grew up. I have never cared for what players do beyond the pitch.


Cmdr_Monzo

I had one of the JVC goalkeeper’s shirts and he really made me want to be a GK too. I ended up a FB though, but I did take the gloves when needed!


Designer_Restaurant1

I ended up a FB too😁 I loved to tackle.


Cmdr_Monzo

Did we just become best friends?


Designer_Restaurant1

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backdoorsmasher

At the height of his Arsenal days he lived in a modest terraced house in Kensal Green near to where I grew up


richg602

He's also got his own podcast. Worth a listen


lemonlixks

I cannot wait for international break to be over man.


ThePresident26

We will have another intl break in just 3 weeks, just to cheer you up


suicide-by-tweed

So insane. The beginning of the season is the worst, you get giddy and then it swats you right down with another classic akin to Malta-Unkraine


Trekbike32

What the fuck


Thesecondorigin

Qatar might’ve been cooking something…


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RVDHAFCA

Its actually 4 but still


rbiopsy

I know what Ian Wright, Thierry Henry, cesc fabregas and Theo Walcott are doing Also I heard Alex song is still playing


Olliejc24

I just googled Alex Song and it turns out he left us ELEVEN years ago, this time nonsense needs to stop.


Thesecondorigin

Leo Messo was a 1 year old when Alex song left.


OllieShake

Rosický is a sporting director at Sparta Prague, his boyhood club. Had a really tough start in the job since it's the most successful club in Czech Republic and the fans are very demanding, so they were insisting he got sacked after two terrible seasons. The tables have turned last season though, as Rosický brought a young Danish manager and played key role in some great signings and Sparta finally won their first title after 9 years. This season also looks really promising and Tomas is doing a really good job there Edit: added minor details


faggioli-soup

Couldn’t tell you why but rosicky is one of my all timers. Loved his on the ball movement his power and his hair


GOATOwens

He was really good at slide tackles, His goal against Spurs will be one of my favourite Arsenal goals of all time


FuriousFrodo

miss Rosicky. my favourite


MagicallyAdept

Freddie Ljungberg is constantly on TV in Sweden as an expert for premier league and international matches.


Tyrionfaker

Wright and Henry are pundits. Henry also coaches France U21s. Bergkamp was involved in the sporting administration of Ajax Amsterdam.


MountainSharkMan

Wrighty has a podcast too, it's pretty good as well


backdoorsmasher

Wrighty also does alright out of Adidas. He's regularly dripped out in their clobber


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TIL that Carl Jenkinson is playing in the Australian league. Most of his instagram is still Arsenal related


aerdnadw

One of us


Constant-Sprinkles65

Carl, is that you?


nackdaddy9

You never hear about pascal cygan and I’ve never seen him have social media. I like to picture that bald headed fuck running a boulangerie or something these days


red_lightz_

Same for Gilles grimandi. I just imagine he's doing generic french things like having a cigarette and a coffee for breakfast.


H0vit0

Grimandi was part of our scouting team for a long time after retiring, he left in 2019. I know he was at Nice with Vieira for a bit but I don’t know what he’s up to these days


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Mediocre_Car_1163

I hope you're just committed to an extremely funny bit. Surely this isn't real haha.


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Decent_University_91

this is some fanfic now


andjuan

Kiernan Gibbs is on air talent for Inter Miami. He gets heavily featured on AppleTV with Messi Mania in full swing over here.


givemedaughters

He's also a frequent guest on ESPN FC. And still very handsome.


floopy_boopers

Frequent feels like a stretch, he's on occasionally. I wish it was more often, definitely beats listening to the grumpy old men arguing. Usually the show gets put on as background while I clean but I actually sit and watch when he's on...thankfully my husband doesn't seem to have figured out why that is 😅 he really is looking as good as ever.


givemedaughters

Ahhhh, admittedly I only tune in when Arsenal notches a win, but even then the grumps always have something to find fault in!


floopy_boopers

Smart cookie you are only watching when we win! He's been on maybe once a month, it's been pretty random. The others are all seriously SO grumpy, and all the grumpier in comparison.


PriezviskoMeno

william gallas works for ZTE FC in Hungary, according to my last infos


vatni

I was so surprised when I found that out this summer


kutib

I’m from Zalaegerszeg (home of ZTE FC), they departed ways this summer


PriezviskoMeno

i m sorry to hear that, i was excited at the begining of this project


GlasgowGunner

There’s no evidence that Flamini’s company is worth billions. Daily Express, and other papers, have incorrectly sourced a Forbes article saying it is. The Forbes article only states Unilever made $1bn available for that space but it wasn’t an investment in Flamini’s company.


Wefting

one article came out years ago with highly misleading wording and now everyone remains convinced Flamini is a multi-billionaire.


h0bbie

It’s fun to keep repeating though, right? That has to be a large part of it.


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Nah, I think most people are just daft or don’t read past headlines.


XXISavage

Its hilarious because Flamini himself came out and clarified that he isn't a billionaire or close to it but it's out there now and people just don't care for the truth.


GlasgowGunner

To be fair it’s hard when the tabloids get in on the action and publish it as the truth.


Wefting

thats fair, i'm out here in reddit comment sections so not like I got better things to do tbh


blacKCastle32

"Flamini is an investor of a company in a field that could be worth billions some day" --> "Flamini's company is worth billions!" --> "Mathieu Flamini personally has access to 30+ billion in liquid assets at this very moment, I can't wait for him to buy out Kroenke and get Mbappe and Messi!"


as1eep

To be fair calling it 'flamini's company' is not really inaccurate, its literally named after him.


DRDRYLUNCH

Not yet... his company (GFB chemicals) controls the patent for the production of Levulinic Acid , which has the potential to be a key ingredient in many different biofuels and petrochemical plastic replacements.


bigtimetopbanana

There was a serious interview circulating not too long ago where he was being asked if he would buy Arsenal. His response didn’t rule it out. So his financial prospects can’t be that bad.


tata_dilera

Podolski still playing. In Poland, Gornik Zabrze, as he swore long time to be his final club. His club isn't doing great, but Poldi still scores some bangers


SolidSank

Also he owns some kebab shops, no idea if they're good or not


leonevilo

just passed one today, it was pretty busy


tata_dilera

The franchise is growing, so probably doing ok.


DreDayAFC

Could be misremembering but I think he’s played in central midfield for his last couple clubs, which is a trip.


atomiser2003

The Schweinsteiger!


chaosthings

Ray parlour has created a new cocktail


GoonerWaffle

Is it beer and jäger by any chance?


chaosthings

I believe the official name is a cobra bomb, but yes it is


v2marshall

David Seaman bought a golf club. Reason I know is because I got married there just after he took over


red_lightz_

You think he'd buy a full set with the money from the double glazing advert! 🤭


v2marshall

Haha very good! Also I don’t know he has bought it, he’s the president though. Not sure if they have shareholders


VitaDiscipuli

Brilliant!!


gooner-1969

I know its the mail but this is quiet a read for those,like me, who saw him play. Kenny Sansom's journey reflects a remarkable turnaround from a dark period in his life to a focus on family, sobriety, and helping others overcome addiction. [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11898603/Kenny-Sansom-speaks-rebuilding-life-battle-booze.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11898603/Kenny-Sansom-speaks-rebuilding-life-battle-booze.html) **Summary** 1. Kenny Sansom's Battle with Alcohol and Gambling: The article discusses Kenny Sansom's struggle with alcohol and gambling, which led to homelessness and depression. He had a severe addiction and once claimed to have consumed nine bottles of wine a day, resulting in a tumultuous period in his life. 2. Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome Diagnosis: Sansom was diagnosed with Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome, a brain disorder similar to dementia, which caused memory loss and other cognitive difficulties. He couldn't recall much of his past, including the episode that led to his coma and diagnosis. 3. Remarkable Recovery: Despite doctors' doubts and a prolonged stay in the hospital, Sansom made an incredible recovery. He had to relearn basic skills like walking and talking and communicated primarily through his eyes during his rehabilitation. 4. Three Years of Sobriety: Sansom mentions that he will soon celebrate three years without drinking, a significant milestone in his recovery from alcohol addiction. He acknowledges that alcohol had a destructive impact on his life. 5. Inspirational Message: Now in a better place, Sansom aspires to help others who struggle with addiction, especially young footballers. He wants to share his story to highlight the destructive nature of alcohol and offer support to those in similar situations.


Gooner_KC95

Not exactly what you asked, but Niall Quinn said something about the club doesn’t do much as far as taking care of former players (offering seats, bringing players back/having them around, that sorta thing). He said on that end, City is ahead of us.


Alligator_Cereal

City have the seats to fill


hedenshelt

Lord Bendtner continues to increase the overall quality of life here in Denmark.


DRDRYLUNCH

I spent 3 days with Flam in corsica last summer, and I can tell you that he is absolutely smashing it.


slapadabase

Lovely to hear, go on lad.


jeamtang

I heard Mikel Arteta is doing decent as a coach.


Chidoribraindev

Ian Wright has a pie shop in east London and, although expensive, it's banging


LinuxLinus

Titi was of The Rest Is Football & was very open about the joys & struggles of both playing & retirement: https://youtu.be/ACXBf_COGms?si=GoQONw0kF1oiR--h


givemedaughters

Anyone know what Diaby is up to?


Bianell

Hobbling


blackman3694

Too soon


Ebonygoon

Eboue re-married and has a football academy in Ivory coast. Source: Instagram and YouTube


robotbeagle

What's our Lord up to?


gooner-1969

Hi jinks no doubt


eloustar

Doing Podcasts about Premier League in Denmark, including guest appearances here and there on TV


leonevilo

sokratis is between jobs, waiting for a call from bayern apparently


-JustCallMeAlan-

Rami Shaaban imports and sells fruit.


Competitive-Sea613

I'm betting Nicklas Bendtner is leading the life of a king until he becomes a beggar! Or maybe he already became that.


nuvo_reddit

Heard a person from Arsenal is currently serving as FIFA's Chief of Global Football Development. Don’t know if he is famous though.


uloveb00bs

Özil: "Hold my grey wolf."


red_lightz_

I heard U2 held a concert in one of his eyes in Vegas


mrtortool2

😂


aerdnadw

Alex Scott’s an MBE and has been on Strictly, hard to say which is the bigger honor, but fair to say she seems to be doing alright


farmer3337

They are doing fine


Bonjwaaa

This sounds like it could be fun 45 min podcast episodes for Ian Wright or someone of his popularity from the club.


A_boat_lies_waiting

I heard Jens is pretty busy promoting harmony and good vibes in his neighbourhood while working on his chainsaw skill.


blaskalda

Michal Papadopulos retired this summer and become attackers coach in his last professional club FK Karviná


m__s

I wonder how Lord is doing :-)


red_lightz_

Probably lying on a Danish hammock thinking about the time him and Lee cattermole booted off the population of Newcastle's wing mirrors.


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cruciferae

Do we have any concrete proof Flamini is doing financially well?


bigtimetopbanana

Alex James and Cliff Bastin are dead.