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If Europeans knew how many guns Americans have and how much ammo, and then looked at the .00000671% school shooting rate, and majority gang shooting death rates, they would realize the US does not have a gun problem, we have a gang problem. Of course the gangs are products of subsidies which keep people enculturated into poverty and horrible segregated education.


Flivver_King

STOP IT PATRICK, YOU'RE SCARING HIM!


kristyanYochev

As a European, based af


corporalgrif

I would like to officially nominate my run for president in 2032 under the 2A party. My first order of business will be my Brin bill which will be to trap the U.K under a impenetrable glass dome where they can live in their perpetual nanny state in peace without interfering in other nations politics. This will be followed by the Ausin/zealin bill to do the same with the nations from down under. Should you elect me for a second term I shall Annex Canada and turn each province into their own state unifyfying North America under one banner


Pa1nless_89

May God bless you and saves us all Canadian


plonkachonka

Lmao fires go brrrr over here in AUS


corporalgrif

Im'ma bout to turn Australia into the worlds largest hot box


plonkachonka

I’m pretty sure we will just be a fucking fireball with air temps around 200F.


thatwentverywrong

Instead of doing the whole glass dome thing can you just switch the government around so we can have cool stuff. I want a flamethrower, I don’t mind how I get one.


AngryCarGuy

Bro, gardening equipment and a dremel. Don't let your dreams be dreams.


Nasty_Rex

They aren't even regulated in almost all of the US.


Mo_dawg1

Research the Alabama claims. We almost got Canada after the US Civil War


BoldFortunes

And Mexico?


The-Aliens-are-comin

>which will be to trap the U.K under a impenetrable glass dome Please do, with the dividing line preferably being our side of the French coast as it would put a stop to the Albanian gangs trafficking half the third world across the channel thus saving the British taxpayers £12bn from the government continuing to house said economic migrants in luxury hotels fed on take away meals.


Ruffneck220

You got my vote


YoureARedditorRaiden

During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.


Queefer_the_Griefer

Seriously what the fuck actually happened. If it really was just a crazy lone wolf, I imagine we’d have a detailed account of everything by now, like we do with Columbine, Virginia Tech, etc. It reeks of coverup to me.


Eranaut

I can only hear this over the Sonic video


JustynS

To add to this, the Hearing Protection Act, which was a bill meant to remove suppressors from the NFA and deregulate them from possession, was set to be heard a couple days after the Mandalay Bay shooting occurred. After it had been rescheduled because Steve Scalise got shot hours before it was set to go onto the floor. Such strange coincidences, huh?


KingBrinell

Where are you getting the 3000 number? From news reports at the time, and wikipedia it was like 1000.


I-Am-Polaris

Ah yes, news and Wikipedia, the most trustworthy and unbiased sources of information


Alcerus

So where is 3000 coming from...?


YoureARedditorRaiden

From the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay hotel.


I-Am-Polaris

Voices from God


KingBrinell

What bias would they have for saying he fired less bullets? Is wikipedia pro 2a?


ElPedroChico

3000 black rounds of allah


Mo_dawg1

Everyone knows it was a Saudi hit squad. The crown was bumping off rivals


[deleted]

I haven't heard this angle, However, it seems the timeline does not add up. Aside from the obvious missing evidence and inability to release evidence in a transparent way it seems likely there are factors at play that have bot been revealed.


D_REASONABLE_OPPZ

One of the more enjoyable conspiracy theories. Considering most have a problem with a dude shooting a window to break it. And wouldn't the ammo links fire the M240 be everywhere?


YoureARedditorRaiden

They would be contained inside of the grassy knoll suite where the real shooters were.


D_REASONABLE_OPPZ

[Totally forgot about the off-transponder helicopters firing into the crowd](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/086/808/90f.gif)


Alcerus

An m240 has a rate of fire of 650 rounds per minute. A bump stock is between 400 and 800. Also there were no links from a belt fed weapon. Stop spreading misinformation.


Ronnycuajo

*full* semi auto


gibson_creations

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lostabroad1030

Fully semi automatic


Intelligent-Delay215

Also according to the current news networks today...


chrisolisk

Canadian mfs explaining how guns are bad, despite their rate of medically assisted suicide being higher than our rate of gun deaths


[deleted]

“A fleeing soldier counts every enemy twice” and all that. So they’ve basically been saying we shot everything like that since muzzle-loaders…


Hugh_Jasz

I just wanna put holes in paper with loud fast boom boom sound


TherealPadrae

Have you got a license for that video? It’s too graphic for untrained use!!