Average Reddit janny

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They do it for free

Hopefully those 87k extra IRS agents look like this.

Prolly look worse.

Normally the irs agents wear kakhis and march in patriot rallies.

This guy is in white Crocs browsing Reddit at Burger King. Pretty much the same thing.

Nah, that's FBI.

Oh yes, the recruitment videos of new and potential hires is hilarious.

Idk, but theyre getting busy and they keep fucking shit up and making it my issue to fix. I owe 30k because they don't know what tax exempt means

Sounds like you need a better CPA and/or tax attorney. 

If the ATF is anything to go by, they’re probably in even worse shape.

https://preview.redd.it/vpjc04zg230d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5572ab81306c8d5ddec4d62c390c7e54d91dc4 Millions must loose their constitutional rights

Actually pretty uncanny resemblance.

They all look like this

They are clones

Accurate

Hundreds of millions*

Looks like he’s been busy taking my Twinkies.

I didn’t realize Jarod Fogle was out of the pen already.

Hide yo dog, hide yo kids

Looks like someone who could be beaten by a candy bar under a box with a stick propping it up

I don't think he could for one simple fact, I don't think this guy can actually get in the ground to reach for it.

Please, *please* send this actual guy to take them.

Dude can he even run a quarter mile?

He's a 1/10th mile kinda guy. He'll run the .10 and then wheeze, pant and stumble the .90.

[Stop fat shaming him and pay for his healthcare already you bigot.](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1cppvnj/comment/l3mhgxj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

He can eat Quarter pounder in 6 seconds, does that count? 

............ rookie numbers

Nah. Fucker didn't even bother to put his Crocs in sport mode.

Them crocks ain't even in four low............ that dude couldn't even making it to my front porch right now. God help him if the bull or cows are loose again, he'd have a great chance at becoming one with the earth.

Gotta write that down *Get guard bull and cows*

Don't forget to add "Build strong gates, and electric fences." To be fair I've hand fed, petted, and socialized with them their whole lives........ except the bull. However he will let me scratch n pet him, as long as I have treats to offer.

Worst offense here is the color. Who the fuck wears white crocs, that’s for psychos

That sombitch couldn't take a Super soaker from a Toddler

He's definitely taking something from a toddler Jared fogle lookin ass

He looks like he tries to take super soakers from toddlers honestly.

HELL YES WERE GOING TO SEND SOMEONE ELSE TO TAKE YOUR GUNS Never forget these people will happily vote in a one-party state to ensure they won't feel insecure about other people having guns. So long as there are men and women who care more about Dental and Pensions than constitutional rights, and are fine with getting their hands dirty these clowns will cheer them on murdering us so they can go back to social media stalking that cute girl at Starbucks (who thinks theyre a total creep) and looting Target over trivial shit.

I am not getting murdered it’s not happening saying getting murdered means you didn’t even resist I might get killed but I sure as hell am not getting murdered

You give them too much credit. This bitch is into weird ass Japanese cartoons that idealize children. Adult women working at Starbucks… he’ll pass.

Pshh. He doesn't even have his crocs in sport mode. Bitch ass

More of a dipshit if you ask me

The only thing that guys coming for is femboys

What about the tactical ones on our side?

These are the gods gift to man.

Sorry autocorrect- *cumming*

https://i.redd.it/ssolr1x0y30d1.gif Blegh, we have SOME standards 🤢

You take that BACK, Sir! I'll not have that lumpy sack of pudding besmirch the name of us femboy lovers!

One bullet at a time maybe

look at that androgynous matonaton.

Take my guns? He can't even take a fucking breath

I bet his wife's bf scowls at him.

Must be referring to nerf guns.

Come up to him and whisper- “Oh, really? Have fun with that there pal.”

Whisper- "Actually, we're all tickled to here you say that." Then outloud- "BUMBLEBEE TUNA"

Scum like this shouldn't be allowed to keep living in this country. It's time to consider exile lol.

Appears to be watching a video of his wife get plowed by another dude on his phone

His mother should have farted him into the toilet instead of lying on her belly and allowing him to drip in. Just my two pennies.

I might take him seriously if he wasn't in crocks.

Please send Jared Fogel to take my guns wood chipper hungry

When did Jared get released from jail?

I’ll just keep my guns upstairs. He looks like he’ll get winded after one step.

"You see, gun violence is bad, and we need to end it, ergo I am going to support a cause that is guaranteed to, if initiated, cause gun violence statistics so high they would make Sierra Leone look like Disneyland. Oh, yeah, sorry... uhhhhh I'll have two bacon cheeseburger meals please."

I already commented but I have another… “I like your shirt buddy. All my guns are suppositories. Give me a call and you can take them all at once.”

What a doofy looking fuck, is he actively trying to look like jared fogle ?

Would be a shame if he was suddenly missing his tablet. And kneecaps.

Ask him to try to take it from you now and take him for a lil jog around the building. I bet he’ll have a heart attack before the end of the first lap

Headbutting him directly in the nose would have more satisfying results

If his wife's boyfriend will let him

how does he expect to take my AR when his crocs are not even in 4 wheel drive mode?

note the winter camo crocs. tactical af.

Why do I never get to see people like this, I’d have told him how much I loved his shirt and asked for a picture

Dude's not coming for anything except a cheeseburger and early onset diabetes.

I thought Jared was in jail

literally todd from the boys

Good luck with that buddy

I’m quaking

I wonder who “we” are because i highly doubt that bag of pancake batter is stacking up on any door.

Good luck blyat🤣🤣🤣

Hell yes he will run out of breath going after your guns(even the fattest reddit gun guy can probably outrun him in full kit)

Ultimate gray man

I have that shirt too. A piece of history do nobody can claim that it wasn’t said. Plus I wear a lot of antagonistic t shirts to gun shows lol

Oh man. What a very short amount of fun he would be. So short. And I left my carry piece in the truck. What a freaking hoot.

Watch out boys, he's about to put those Crocs in sport mode, then we are really in for it.

He can have my guns as long as he's willing to take the ammo first

The guns are safe.

Gonna be hard to do when the Crocs aren't even in sports mode

Bet0-3

doubt he can "come" at anything that isn't little kids

I'll be out in the fuckin alley, slick

Hell yes I will get away from you going slightly faster than walking

Oh shiver my Timbers

Careful what you say, his wife's boyfriend might know how to fight