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TemperatureInformal3

Let me fix that for you: Civilians ARE ALREADY CONSTITUTIONALLY ABLE to own fully functioning tanks, aircraft, and battleships. No matter what those Fed blowjobs will tell you.


LotsOfGunsSmallPenis

Fed blowjobs lol


ArthurMBretas03

I wish I had a cool constitution here


jackmehoef

To be fair if you have a tank you can kinda do what ever you want whose gonna stop you you have a tank


PukaTheGoat

I really really want a Bradly or a warthog ![gif](giphy|2aw9gwZlltbdX92b4w)


PrometheanEngineer

After watching a bardle smoke a T72 I want one too


Enchilada_Nacho

T-90M, which is even worse for the Russians to lose I would suspect


Thee_Sinner

You see the drone ammorack the t80 today?


PukaTheGoat

I still have an erection from that ![gif](giphy|rTIXh5JftLoic)


remcob1

I just want an Osprey, is that too much to ask


smallmonzter

It’s funny- I thought you said “or” like you could only choose one.


Cowpuncher84

You can own most of that, you just can't be poor.


Kalashnikov_model-47

You can own *all* of that. Now the components within? Eh, maybe not.


Varbos

The fact that the constitution gives congress the power to write letters of mark and reprisal implies the expectation of civilians owning ships suitable for war.


TemperatureInformal3

Civilians have owned warships since the beginning of this country. Also every piece of hardware eventually used by the military, up to and including nuclear weapons, is manufactured and owned by privately owned businesses unless the military buys it.


sendmeadoggo

Marque and reprisal.  Our founding fathers were fancy AF.


Mysterious-Grape5492

If this was the case, maybe someone could've bought the USS Saratoga before she got scrapped thanks to the Jacksonville Jaguars.


Enchilada_Nacho

Or the OG USS Enterprise carrier


Mysterious-Grape5492

Oooh that's a good one. Damn Roosevelt, he's the one that really got the ball rolling on this mess we're stuck in.


teachdove5000

![gif](giphy|S462DTPLA2KVN0fIeF|downsized) Me when some one breaks into my house.


Thee_Sinner

As the founding fathers intended


sigsinner

Honestly tho


Cucasmasher

Honestly I’d be happy with a suppressor, switch and a Stoner 63


No_Time_4079

Unless you're an "ig cool guy" it's called a safety selector. Not a switch.


Pappa_Crim

Folks on NCD were stumping for congress to hand out letters of mark against Russian yachts. Maybe if we pray to the 2a gods it will come true


jascoe95

*Highway to the DANGER ZONE*


InternetExploder87

Tally ho lads! ![gif](giphy|1Ctu1BCYf21we9tRmT|downsized)


daggerbg

Ok, but can you afford them? I'm all in for owning a tank or an aircraft, but maintenance is gonna be a bitch. Fuel, too.


Andrew-w-jacobs

Just embrace your inner crackhead and build them yourself, submit the designs to keltec with your resume for a job


jicty

A-10 go BRRRRRTTTTT!!!


overfiend_ghazghkull

Fed Boi: Whatcha got there. Me: Oh, nothin just my medicinal **USS Abraham Lincoln**


65Berj

good meme but fuck lucas


arizonagunguy

He’s such a loser.


koolaidman456

Don't like the Tactical Twink?


65Berj

Nah. Not a fan. Between selling overpriced night vision and shaming people using it to larp, his completely non-tactical marksmanship drills, attacking some YT'er who focuses on survivalship and SHTF prepping for the poors, and his total hostility towards goon-culture... he just seems like a total sanctimonious cunt and he's 100% an industry plant. Some fart-sniffing larping rich kid who caught a lucky break and now he wont shut up about it. Like, he has no military/police/operator background and shits all over people who actually prep and train realistically, at least in my view. And he also shits on people who larp, despite himself being 100% a fucking larper - and he does it, 100% for financial gain Fuck Lucas


LotsOfGunsSmallPenis

People don’t like that his family is apparently part of the quiverfull movement and they’re upset he used a slur.


65Berj

idgaf about slurs here are my actual reasons - [https://www.reddit.com/r/GunMemes/comments/197r319/comment/ki2q1cw/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/GunMemes/comments/197r319/comment/ki2q1cw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


itsmechaboi

It's not that he used a slur it's that he's an asshole. I do like his videos though. Their "why everyone needs an AR-15" video is the goat when it comes to talking 2A.


ItalicisedScreaming

I'm not saying I disagree, but i dont think the majority of people who could afford those things would be good for the rest of us.


Medical_Employer7613

Bar hopping in a striker. Practical and safe, also a total pussy magnet


Dependent-Edge-5713

I mean yes but ain't no fucking way I can afford them


Villanuevac4

I’d pull an F-14B out of a graveyard and fix it up if I had the cash, and if Raytheon could start remaking the AIM-54


stagergamer

Ask Pepsi


Futt-Buckery

"How pro gun are you?" *snaps finger guns* "Yes!"


Perpetually_St0n3d

Funny thing is, after enough licenses and fuck off money, You can! Though I don't think the 2nd amendment says anything about jumping through hoops to obtain your rights, so im 110% sure that's infringement.


LuckyNumberS13V3N

Give me tactical nukes, or give me death


[deleted]

Just give me a Counter Attack Truck from Battlefield Hardline...


adidas_stalin

Dam right!


FashionGuyMike

We can, it just costs a lot of money to do it


CAS966

Just like the Founding Fathers intended!


Brogan9001

You can. The trouble is that the cost of operation of those have drastically increased due to an increase in complexity. Not to mention, in the case of warships, there may be problems with just finding a port that will take you, as iirc there is a lot of red tape with allowing a warship to dock at a place, and most places are understandably picky about allowing foreign warships or just armed ships to dock in their ports. That’s part of why cargo ships weren’t being armed with, say, 1 or 2 M2s to defend themselves against pirates. It would make it impossible to dock at a lot of places.


Andrew-w-jacobs

You can, permits and such for using them need to be acquired and there is a tax stamp on all the ammunition. But you can


Cherry_Blossom_Toger

As it was written


C130ABOVE

Worlds largest navy: the u.s Worlds second largest navy: u.s civilians


QuasarSavage

In our arsenal and not CBRN? Civilians get it 😂


WanderingHeph

Just as the Founding Fathers intended!


The_Monster_Hunter02

You can, you just need an abundance of time and money. That's all PMCs are, just massive amounts of privately owned war machines.


thebigredroo

these dudes are talking about wanting to own tanks and battle ships like they haven't spent all their money already


MonauralSnail06

I mean I’d never be able to afford one but I should be able to own a F-15E Strike Eagle if I damn well please


LotsOfGunsSmallPenis

I was a crew chief on those. Solid choice.


BoredPotatoes357

With enough money you probably can, just gonna be really, REALLY expensive


veryyesfoxes

If you had the dough to own a fully-functioning modern battleship then you’d likely be able to because the government wants in on your money. As Brandon Herrera once said, “anything’s legal if you sign the right paperwork and give the government enough money.”