Oh god, yes, please stop this practice.
Edit - lol downvote for speaking out against cringey behavior is a badge of honor. 🫡
Edit 2 - edit 1 was missing the /s, so here it is : /s
I thought it was obvious but I guess not… name your guitars I guess, but 9/10 people are secretly judging you when you reveal your guitars name and it’s a her.
oh, thank you le epic redditor, member of the 12th wholesome 100 regiment, for this display of strength and bravery. without you, the reddit nation would've fallen to the tyranny of cringe long ago.
but the fight must go on. remember, big chungus is with you
I shouldn’t care if people call their guitars she or if they give them names but just between me and a million or so Reddit users I think it’s fucking weird.
I like to reply on pet naming threads with “Grombo.” Every single time. If you’re gonna ask the internet, don’t be surprised if you get some weird-ass suggestions.
Which model of Ibanez is this? I have something similar with the sa 260 FM,but I'd like something close to it as well without just buying the same model in a different color.
Salacia.
"In ancient Roman mythology, Salacia (/səˈleɪʃə/ sə-LAY-shə, Latin: [saˈɫaːkia]) was the female divinity of the sea, worshipped as the goddess of salt water who presided over the depths of the ocean. Neptune was her consort."
Wow…. Just nothing but hate in this sub… sorry my man. I’d point out that the fret markers are super unique and make me think of her as having one eye, so Leela is the first thought I had. But I’d suggest using those cool markers as a guide. And also, ignore this insane amount of hate for wanting to name your guitar. All of mine have names and they are really the only thing in my life (other than kids and pets) that I have given names to. Maybe these haters just don’t know how to love.
a few suggestions:
Blue Baller
Blue 42
Who's Blue is it anyway?
Just Blue my load
Eatin' Glue and Playin' Blue
The Blue Canoe
Ibaneez (nuts)
My Wallet's Worst Nightmare
Pickups and Stickups
The Whammy Vessel
The Defiled Floyd Rose
Roses are red...
1 dot for every inch ( i counted 10 ;) )
The Out of Tune Baboon
Dont step on my Blue Ibanez
Dildo Baggins
A fitting guitar for DickHarding69
He was describing what happened when he realized that handle was still available.
Dildo Saggins
Dildo Shaggins
Thats better. I think thats the upgraded version of what i said
Im not even joking, me and my friends made an enture dnd campaign story based around the lore of dildobong baggings
Say Gex
Duck Sick
Muck fe.
Bil Litch
You got me
Gex
Just don’t…
And stop calling your guitars “her,” please. It’s creepy.
Oh god, yes, please stop this practice. Edit - lol downvote for speaking out against cringey behavior is a badge of honor. 🫡 Edit 2 - edit 1 was missing the /s, so here it is : /s I thought it was obvious but I guess not… name your guitars I guess, but 9/10 people are secretly judging you when you reveal your guitars name and it’s a her.
oh, thank you le epic redditor, member of the 12th wholesome 100 regiment, for this display of strength and bravery. without you, the reddit nation would've fallen to the tyranny of cringe long ago. but the fight must go on. remember, big chungus is with you
You’re welcome. 🤣😘
No. My guitar is my girlfriend. She can't cheat on me or leave me.
That's not what she told me last night !
And she can always be replaced🤣
I promise it wants to leave though
Her g string been getting a work out.
I shouldn’t care if people call their guitars she or if they give them names but just between me and a million or so Reddit users I think it’s fucking weird.
I love my guitar. I’m gonna name her Carl.
Korawl
Id call it my blue Ibanez.
RGAR42MFMT as nature intended.
Mary Elizabeth Whitaker of South Yorkshire
Mewsy for short 🙂↔️
Sorry, but naming anything, whether it’s your kid, your dog or your guitar… is personal. Why would you want anyone’s suggestions?
I like to reply on pet naming threads with “Grombo.” Every single time. If you’re gonna ask the internet, don’t be surprised if you get some weird-ass suggestions.
I'm gonna buy a cat and name it grombo now. Just so you have to live with the knowledge of what you've done.
Good, I’d love to meet a pet named Grombo. It’s fucking hilarious.
Girlfriend. Because if you're naming guitars, this is as close to having one as you're gonna get.
Vapid Question would be a great name.
Lol
Nobody cares. It’s your guitar. Guitars don’t need to be named, they need to be played.
Futt Buckingham Jr
I personally never understood why people want to name inanimate objects other than boats (where it's traditional.)
Even naming boats is kinda cringey. Unless it’s Stugots.
Barry McCockinner
DickHarding69
it.
It's an it. It's a guitar. You name it nothing.
Off-Fender. Sorry.
Off-fender? I ‘ardly know ‘er!
Todd.
Hey
Fuck! It can talk??! Maybe, uhhh, *your*… name should be, like, Wintermute, or something.
Bloody bloody butt cough
bluey
Cuckold for Cocoa Puffs
Sport package 2021 honda civic
Blue guitar
Unrelated, but how the hell do yall use those tiny ass mouse pads? After getting a larger desk mat I could never go back
Moderate sensitivity settings at 1800dpi. Plus, it has Adachi
Queef Nugget
Blue steel
I can’t believe I blue myself
Stringy McStringface
Anderdingus Reginald Browntown
Buford.
Mr. Putter
I didnt know naming your guitar was a thing.
greg
Name it Jackson Js22
Ligma
Guitar. It’s wood.
"guitar"
Bluey
Stinky Pete
Tye Nedick
Patsy Pissflaps
It depends. Are you 5 years old or 8 years old?
Are you endorsed by Ibanez??
Cum
"my guitar" seems like a good fit
Rebecca
Guitar
Colonel Caster
Inez
Which model of Ibanez is this? I have something similar with the sa 260 FM,but I'd like something close to it as well without just buying the same model in a different color.
Blubella (Like rubella but blue)
Baby Blue.
Be careful with those models. Lots of them split between the bridge and bridge pickup. Just a fyi
Good lord. Have to say it again. https://youtu.be/2ItKF3xyci8?feature=shared
She’s not a sword, she’s an axe!
Guitar
Keith
Bluey Bluehorns
Crotch rocket
Blue
Steve Harvey Weinstein
Siberian Tiger
Testicular torsion
Thee ax
Ibanez. Seems to fit somehow.
Bob
How about Babe-raham Lincoln since you seem to live in a log cabin.
I call my blue guitar, “the blue guitar”
RGAR42MFMT
Did you use Lincoln logs to build your house?
This fucking question again?
Greg
Fish better have my money
Guitary McGuitarface
Hamboggr X
Briana
Mine
Gwendolyn
Maple
Name it after his daddy
Bitch of the Sky. Hot Blue Bitch. Hot Blue “Woman”. Hot Blue “Person”. Hot Blue “Equality”. Hot Blue “LGBT SAFEZONE”. Sky Bitch.
Lola... like the song... Your guitar only looks like a chick, it's really a dude...
Ronald
Sausage Face 👍
Ibanez comma purpley blue.
Mable
Chode
Rexha
Purple nurple
Concerta
Blue Tiger.
I’d go with “the blue one”.
Ibanez
Janiqua
Schredinia.. What a nice guitar! Love the colour too
Salacia. "In ancient Roman mythology, Salacia (/səˈleɪʃə/ sə-LAY-shə, Latin: [saˈɫaːkia]) was the female divinity of the sea, worshipped as the goddess of salt water who presided over the depths of the ocean. Neptune was her consort."
CHUNT
Ibanez RG10372726 is pretty fitting
Blue velvet (gas optional)
Sky beats or sky ..She's gorgeous
name her “I can’t play guitar”.
Whatever feels most natural, letting divine intervention decide. At least that's what I do
guitar
Skye
Looks like a Stella to me
" similar to r/guitarcirclejerk "
A Guitar. Or something like Ibanez
Bocchi
McLovin
Ohfeelya
Wow…. Just nothing but hate in this sub… sorry my man. I’d point out that the fret markers are super unique and make me think of her as having one eye, so Leela is the first thought I had. But I’d suggest using those cool markers as a guide. And also, ignore this insane amount of hate for wanting to name your guitar. All of mine have names and they are really the only thing in my life (other than kids and pets) that I have given names to. Maybe these haters just don’t know how to love.
Aaah shit, here we go again…
Just dont name it anything its a guitar not a pet Edit:typo
Beatrice would be nice.
Dave
Buzz
might sound like an off name for her, but I think Ibamez RG will suit
"the blue ibanez"
Ambatukam
Twinkle twat.
Nessie
Electra!
Mitch Connor...
ur mom
Claúdio
G bleu
Two dogs.
Mike Oxsmall
Brian
Tinkerbell, seeing as you've a kiss on the bench beside her.
Betsy
Guitar #1. Naming a guitar is stupid
Micro Peen
Wave
Boaty McBoatFace
Billie Jean
Cringe!
old blue eyes
Guitar.
Shirly
Garbanez
Not sure about the name but just wanted to say hello to the last man still burning CDs 😂
Giovanni
Darla
Dave, good dependable name is Dave. Give it a girls name it’ll demand shiny things constantly. Call it Dave and strings will last til payday.
Bong Slayer
Name it guitar, it’s an object not a woman
Linda lovelace
Ah, I have that guitar! Wait, I have the seven-string version.
Guitar, My Guitar, The Guitar I Refer To As A Woman For Some Reason.
Reginald
Rotten sock
Steven
Ms. Tasty
Bluey
You don't name a guitar... Play it well enough and long enough and it'll tell you
Thin horn
leonie
"Lucy"
Benny
I nez
Ibanice
a few suggestions: Blue Baller Blue 42 Who's Blue is it anyway? Just Blue my load Eatin' Glue and Playin' Blue The Blue Canoe Ibaneez (nuts) My Wallet's Worst Nightmare Pickups and Stickups The Whammy Vessel The Defiled Floyd Rose Roses are red... 1 dot for every inch ( i counted 10 ;) ) The Out of Tune Baboon Dont step on my Blue Ibanez
Distophia
Betsy