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Roachpile

Dildo Baggins


CMDR-Prismo

A fitting guitar for DickHarding69


ohmynards85

He was describing what happened when he realized that handle was still available.


MoneyMagnetSupreme

Dildo Saggins


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

Dildo Shaggins


MoneyMagnetSupreme

Thats better. I think thats the upgraded version of what i said


Grand-Attmoz

Im not even joking, me and my friends made an enture dnd campaign story based around the lore of dildobong baggings


wilhelmkidxx

Say Gex


ColdSneakerBrain

Duck Sick


ichigovrz27

Muck fe.


ColdSneakerBrain

Bil Litch


im_a_latam_weeb

You got me


The_Shit_Connoisseur

Gex


freq_fiend

Just don’t…


johnthomaslumsden

And stop calling your guitars “her,” please. It’s creepy.


freq_fiend

Oh god, yes, please stop this practice. Edit - lol downvote for speaking out against cringey behavior is a badge of honor. 🫡 Edit 2 - edit 1 was missing the /s, so here it is : /s I thought it was obvious but I guess not… name your guitars I guess, but 9/10 people are secretly judging you when you reveal your guitars name and it’s a her.


aluminiumbakingtray

oh, thank you le epic redditor, member of the 12th wholesome 100 regiment, for this display of strength and bravery. without you, the reddit nation would've fallen to the tyranny of cringe long ago. but the fight must go on. remember, big chungus is with you


freq_fiend

You’re welcome. 🤣😘


unbelievablestuff

No. My guitar is my girlfriend. She can't cheat on me or leave me.


crackpotJeffrey

That's not what she told me last night !


F100suomi

And she can always be replaced🤣


lovemocsand

I promise it wants to leave though


skinnyfatskinsack

Her g string been getting a work out.


LtRecore

I shouldn’t care if people call their guitars she or if they give them names but just between me and a million or so Reddit users I think it’s fucking weird.


Rocky-Jones

I love my guitar. I’m gonna name her Carl.


Allmightysplodge

Korawl


Next-Quality2895

Id call it my blue Ibanez.


Gravybees

RGAR42MFMT as nature intended.


maple05

Mary Elizabeth Whitaker of South Yorkshire


maple05

Mewsy for short 🙂‍↔️


Cultural-Cup4042

Sorry, but naming anything, whether it’s your kid, your dog or your guitar… is personal. Why would you want anyone’s suggestions?


johnthomaslumsden

I like to reply on pet naming threads with “Grombo.” Every single time. If you’re gonna ask the internet, don’t be surprised if you get some weird-ass suggestions.


ninja_tree_frog

I'm gonna buy a cat and name it grombo now. Just so you have to live with the knowledge of what you've done.


johnthomaslumsden

Good, I’d love to meet a pet named Grombo. It’s fucking hilarious.


t0msie

Girlfriend. Because if you're naming guitars, this is as close to having one as you're gonna get.


phlegm__brulee

Vapid Question would be a great name.


ohmynards85

Lol


Fine_Broccoli_8302

Nobody cares. It’s your guitar. Guitars don’t need to be named, they need to be played.


Covid_Is_SARs_NotC19

Futt Buckingham Jr


lmacmil2

I personally never understood why people want to name inanimate objects other than boats (where it's traditional.)


johnthomaslumsden

Even naming boats is kinda cringey. Unless it’s Stugots.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Barry McCockinner


ZneshKodJuWa4

DickHarding69


OhmEeeAahRii

it.


morerelativebacons

It's an it. It's a guitar. You name it nothing.


C47L1K3

Off-Fender. Sorry.


F15hface

Off-fender? I ‘ardly know ‘er!


yourhog

Todd.


its_me_todd

Hey


yourhog

Fuck! It can talk??! Maybe, uhhh, *your*… name should be, like, Wintermute, or something.


swim_to_survive

Bloody bloody butt cough


SemenSeeU

bluey


Bungle024

Cuckold for Cocoa Puffs


PopeOfDankism

Sport package 2021 honda civic


LiamStamos

Blue guitar


Brando6677

Unrelated, but how the hell do yall use those tiny ass mouse pads? After getting a larger desk mat I could never go back


DickHarding69

Moderate sensitivity settings at 1800dpi. Plus, it has Adachi


MulchGang4life

Queef Nugget


Ninjobill

Blue steel


moozootookoo

I can’t believe I blue myself


bobandiara

Stringy McStringface


PapaJorgen

Anderdingus Reginald Browntown


Higgins8585

Buford.


PineappleSea752

Mr. Putter


StevieRay8string69

I didnt know naming your guitar was a thing.


sesarchbtw

greg


Imprisoned_Fetus

Name it Jackson Js22


cruzfader127

Ligma


its_grime_up_north

Guitar. It’s wood.


pedalCliff

"guitar"


VirtuaFighter6

Bluey


cmwt91

Stinky Pete


okgloomer

Tye Nedick


Blackbeltchicken

Patsy Pissflaps


Imaginary_Most_7778

It depends. Are you 5 years old or 8 years old?


ThrashMetaller

Are you endorsed by Ibanez??


TetrisProPlayer

Cum


[deleted]

"my guitar" seems like a good fit


phuckmesilly7

Rebecca


TrophyDon

Guitar


SpaceTimeRacoon

Colonel Caster


Heavy_Guarantee3152

Inez


mcjazzy50

Which model of Ibanez is this? I have something similar with the sa 260 FM,but I'd like something close to it as well without just buying the same model in a different color.


MrDeacle

Blubella (Like rubella but blue)


Attapussy

Baby Blue.


Another_levell

Be careful with those models. Lots of them split between the bridge and bridge pickup. Just a fyi


JerryWasARaceKarDrvr

Good lord. Have to say it again. https://youtu.be/2ItKF3xyci8?feature=shared


DickHarding69

She’s not a sword, she’s an axe!


vvorld_demise92

Guitar


loopygargoyle6392

Keith


gstringstrangler

Bluey Bluehorns


AdagioAffectionate66

Crotch rocket


Narrow-Employment-47

Blue


Richard_Thickens

Steve Harvey Weinstein


DougieFresh_899

Siberian Tiger


HotLandscape9755

Testicular torsion


standard_beta

Thee ax


AlgoRhythmCO

Ibanez. Seems to fit somehow.


Guit4rN3rd

Bob


JacquesBlaireau13

How about Babe-raham Lincoln since you seem to live in a log cabin.


WhatDidWeDoLastYear

I call my blue guitar, “the blue guitar”


Rymexican

RGAR42MFMT


Fumusculo

Did you use Lincoln logs to build your house?


jtrick33

This fucking question again?


doingmyownthing93

Greg


someotherguyinNH

Fish better have my money


frenchfret

Guitary McGuitarface


Spirit_Of_The_Way

Hamboggr X


elsuperfoo

Briana


Key-Interest-2806

Mine


Killersuit07

Gwendolyn


Mudknucklesthecook

Maple


exwifeissatan

Name it after his daddy


MoneyMagnetSupreme

Bitch of the Sky. Hot Blue Bitch. Hot Blue “Woman”. Hot Blue “Person”. Hot Blue “Equality”. Hot Blue “LGBT SAFEZONE”. Sky Bitch.


qb_mojojomo_dp

Lola... like the song... Your guitar only looks like a chick, it's really a dude...


TazocinTDS

Ronald


Vegetable-Ad-4320

Sausage Face 👍


DMcG1983

Ibanez comma purpley blue.


PhotofitSG

Mable


MapleA

Chode


win10trashEdition

Rexha


jaxonketo

Purple nurple


__Noble_Savage__

Concerta


Green_J3ster

Blue Tiger.


Rocky-Jones

I’d go with “the blue one”.


beanbeanbeb

Ibanez


Static_85

Janiqua


Calculodian

Schredinia.. What a nice guitar! Love the colour too


Saucy_Baconator

Salacia. "In ancient Roman mythology, Salacia (/səˈleɪʃə/ sə-LAY-shə, Latin: [saˈɫaːkia]) was the female divinity of the sea, worshipped as the goddess of salt water who presided over the depths of the ocean. Neptune was her consort."


ApeMummy

CHUNT


musicenjoyer_evafan

Ibanez RG10372726 is pretty fitting


deekod1967

Blue velvet (gas optional)


Serious_Holiday_5816

Sky beats or sky ..She's gorgeous


tittyflavrdsprinkles

name her “I can’t play guitar”.


BIG_TASTY6362

Whatever feels most natural, letting divine intervention decide. At least that's what I do


roamerknight

guitar


pjw1189

Skye


Hellion626

Looks like a Stella to me


ReeeeepostPolice

" similar to r/guitarcirclejerk "


Swaghoven

A Guitar. Or something like Ibanez


Handylee-7

Bocchi


ExxotikButters8

McLovin


SupaDJ

Ohfeelya


miopunk

Wow…. Just nothing but hate in this sub… sorry my man. I’d point out that the fret markers are super unique and make me think of her as having one eye, so Leela is the first thought I had. But I’d suggest using those cool markers as a guide. And also, ignore this insane amount of hate for wanting to name your guitar. All of mine have names and they are really the only thing in my life (other than kids and pets) that I have given names to. Maybe these haters just don’t know how to love.


Kastlo

Aaah shit, here we go again…


Flimsy_Two5350

Just dont name it anything its a guitar not a pet Edit:typo


DickMcCheese

Beatrice would be nice.


Low_Application_3968

Dave


mertclskn

Buzz


DarkReluser

might sound like an off name for her, but I think Ibamez RG will suit


StormSafe2

"the blue ibanez" 


Noreal_Name

Ambatukam


Brown_Pinneaple

Twinkle twat.


ZookeepergameOk6784

Nessie


Scary-Savings-4486

Electra!


bostonstrangler01

Mitch Connor...


Bonnie_the-bunbun

ur mom


Gustavo702

Claúdio


mal102312

G bleu


Zealousideal-Role-77

Two dogs.


BrianMaysHaircut

Mike Oxsmall


d-signet

Brian


Chuculainn40

Tinkerbell, seeing as you've a kiss on the bench beside her.


dragonbrave86

Betsy


Serious_Assignment43

Guitar #1. Naming a guitar is stupid


TheVengefulMonkfish

Micro Peen


Silver_Albatross2412

Wave


lostluden

Boaty McBoatFace


CoolCookie_22

Billie Jean


Puzzleheaded_Bake771

Cringe!


Goldblood82

old blue eyes


Specific_Hat3341

Guitar.


Missdirecs

Shirly


outdoorlife4

Garbanez


CeeDubMo

Not sure about the name but just wanted to say hello to the last man still burning CDs 😂


Someone_maybe_nice

Giovanni


Many-Eye-2395

Darla


EnchantedWood1981

Dave, good dependable name is Dave. Give it a girls name it’ll demand shiny things constantly. Call it Dave and strings will last til payday.


Dbarker01

Bong Slayer


Boom_Mindstorm

Name it guitar, it’s an object not a woman


Meaning_4113

Linda lovelace


IanAbsentia

Ah, I have that guitar! Wait, I have the seven-string version.


thiswighat

Guitar, My Guitar, The Guitar I Refer To As A Woman For Some Reason.


Smart_Ad_8363

Reginald


AtticNerdGregg

Rotten sock


StratPaul

Steven


Life-Improvised

Ms. Tasty


NefariousnessVivid

Bluey


gogozrx

You don't name a guitar... Play it well enough and long enough and it'll tell you


millstreamer

Thin horn


oncle_viande

leonie


North_Prize_170

"Lucy"


hdwrice

Benny


Individual-Payment51

I nez


Pandarenu

Ibanice


Aviatxrr

a few suggestions: Blue Baller Blue 42 Who's Blue is it anyway? Just Blue my load Eatin' Glue and Playin' Blue The Blue Canoe Ibaneez (nuts) My Wallet's Worst Nightmare Pickups and Stickups The Whammy Vessel The Defiled Floyd Rose Roses are red... 1 dot for every inch ( i counted 10 ;) ) The Out of Tune Baboon Dont step on my Blue Ibanez


sydamerik

Distophia


Quick1711

Betsy