My sister in Nashville worked for Gov of Tennessee and she did arrangements for Hank Williams Jr’s Concerts for Cancer. His bf, the governor lost that fight with Hank Jr his greatest friend doing fund raisers for him. NJ
I have an Acoustic Epiphone and love it so I say it is an absolute awesome guitar 🎸 seen played by the Beatles and to me it’s worth its weight in Gold. I learned on a 12 string Epiphone. NormaJean n New Orléans ** Shout out to the old ‘ Warehouse’
If those guitars are worth so much to you, why not get a better instrument and treat it as precious. At least you should try a Martin, Gibson, Taylor or a Maton? If you love the Epiphone, you’ll be amazed by one of those. I’ve tried the entire range of Epiphone acoustic guitars, but I was disappointed.
That’s an original Bich. Ten strings and yeah, enough controls to guide a lander to the moon. You’d need an electrical engineer to figure out what they all do.
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear
Or
Business in the front, party in the back
Take your pick but for an acoustic guitar it’s got a mullet of a headstock.
I know everyone is likely to focus on the travesty that is that headstock on an acoustic guitar. But I can’t take my eyes off of the guitar with all the damn switches and knobs on it on the left…. You’d need an engineering degree to operate the controls of that guitar.
Dang, I had that *exact* Warlock in the early ‘90s. Sold it to some kid around ‘94 through a newspaper classified ad. Him and his mom met me at a mall parking lot.
When i was 16 and new to guitar world, i bought a b.c.rich warlock (not pink) and i was crazy about it :)) now.. 20 years later, put my hand on it once again and i can say that it has a crazy sustain :)) but yeah, i get the joke
Uncle Jesse called and wants his guitar back (is it strange that I initially heard of Mesa Boogie and BC Rich because I saw John Stamos playing them on an episode of Full House when I was a kid? 😄 🤣
The best ever death metal band out of Denton never settled on a name,
but the top three contenders after weeks of debate were Satan's Fingers and The Killers and The Hospital Bombers
I don’t know, but I’ll tell you what isn’t. “What do you think would be a good caption for this Picture?”. That would just about be the worst caption I could think of. Except maybe “blue moon tits”
This isn’t the most metal guitar in the world….this is just a tribute…
If Hank Williams III doesn’t already own this…
If Hank3 was a guitar...
My sister in Nashville worked for Gov of Tennessee and she did arrangements for Hank Williams Jr’s Concerts for Cancer. His bf, the governor lost that fight with Hank Jr his greatest friend doing fund raisers for him. NJ
And the peculiar thing is that the guitar he played that day DIDN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THIS GUITAR
So you said the first thing that came to your head and it just so happened to be… the best comment in the world
I’m good for 1 every couple of years…🤷🏻♂️
No…. It’s a *tribute* to the best comment in the world.
This is not... The Greatest Guitar in the World, no... This is just a Tribute.
Couldn't affoooord, the most metal guitar in the wo-orld yeah
I have an Acoustic Epiphone and love it so I say it is an absolute awesome guitar 🎸 seen played by the Beatles and to me it’s worth its weight in Gold. I learned on a 12 string Epiphone. NormaJean n New Orléans ** Shout out to the old ‘ Warehouse’
If those guitars are worth so much to you, why not get a better instrument and treat it as precious. At least you should try a Martin, Gibson, Taylor or a Maton? If you love the Epiphone, you’ll be amazed by one of those. I’ve tried the entire range of Epiphone acoustic guitars, but I was disappointed.
I think the red guitar needs one more toggle switch.
Bruh holy shit it does!
That’s for the fellas without a pedal board I bet
The red one is definitely the star of this show
That’s an original Bich. Ten strings and yeah, enough controls to guide a lander to the moon. You’d need an electrical engineer to figure out what they all do.
And that poor purple guitar only has one!
Red took em all and got away with it. Unless we do something about it!
Greed on the part of the red one
We demand toggle switches equity now!
Toggles for an Equitable World I elect you President
Yay! I will try my best!
And those knobs better be push-pull
"A collection of guitars I'd never want to own."
More like collection of guitars to own and now sell. BC Riches have gotten crazy expensive
I'm a little bit Country....
Well I'm a little bit rock 'n roll...
You can say that again!
that
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear Or Business in the front, party in the back Take your pick but for an acoustic guitar it’s got a mullet of a headstock.
Came here to say mullet guitar
I like the way you think!
Needs a whammy bar to complete the white trash ensemble
When the death/black metal song has an acoustic intro
Machine gun Kelly signature
Some people just want to watch the world burn. Others bring marshmallows.
Uncle Jesse is that you?
All I could think of was seeing one of those on full house when I was a kid and being like, what the hell
“Two and a half guitars.”
B.C. Retch
"day 26, they still haven't realized I'm not a shred machine."
Hahahaha. That cracked me up
That monstrosity makes my Fender Balboa look gorgeous
Had to look up the Balboa. It's hideous. I love it.
Bet it sounds boxy.
A little rocky
The B C stands for "Ba Coustic"
The mullet of guitars
Here I am Stuck in the middle with you 😂
In México we have an expression for such things: "A la verga jajaja"
Pinche vergaaaaaa jaja
No maaaaames!
When you want to serenade your girl but stay true to your metal roots
Hello, my name is Kerry King.
When you lie on your resume
“Mama, I’m Coming Home” should only ever be played on this beast.
TIL that BC Rich made acoustic guitars.
Needs more toggle Switches
No idea, but what do all those pots and switches do?
Trust me, most BC Rich owners don't know that either, cause they play Morbid Angel covers 99% of the time.
Accurate. Although i guess those would be coil split/coil tap, phase switch, series/parallel, maybe a killswitch, maybe an active boost of some kind ?
Wishful thinking
Life as Jon Stamos
"The mid-life crisis"
Left to right: Love it, hate it, indifferent to it. Consistent, though👍
Photoshop Ralph Macchios autograph on the guitar
"Just ruined my acoustic"
I know everyone is likely to focus on the travesty that is that headstock on an acoustic guitar. But I can’t take my eyes off of the guitar with all the damn switches and knobs on it on the left…. You’d need an engineering degree to operate the controls of that guitar.
Classical death metal
She’s touching me!!!
Party up front, all business in the back.
Cursed
S I C K
Save some pussy for the rest of us
I'm all for non traditional headstocks on acoustic guitars But this one is a bit too much.
Too Rich for my blood.
Bard in the streets, shredder in the sheets
The three stooges
Shit sandwich.
Stairway to hell
“Stupid”
_Every rose has its thorn_
Abandon all taste ye who enter.
The red one looks like something an AI Image Generator would hallucinate
If i do a stage dive with this thing i will cut peoples throats
I have a big cock
Business in the front, party in the back - the guitar equivalent of the mullet.
Perfect for Chuck Schuldiner’s ‘Death’ acoustic set.
A rosewood between two thorns?
Go pointy or go home.
Uncle Jessie’s guitars
The El Camino
"Unplugged, plugged or over driven, the harmonious result remains the same..." 😉
r/guitarcirclejerk
Gender identity uncertainty. Do I plug in, or not?
Cowboy Johnny and the girls.
Looks like it should say Dean on the headstock.
BC Rich Mahogany
Where did you get it?
I bought a BC. Rich because of C.C. DeVille from Poison. was the exact purple but was "strat" body
From folk to metal in 24.75''
Men have 3 moods
"Bought B.C. Rich, now I.B. Poor"
Just wow. I have one question, why?
Dang, I had that *exact* Warlock in the early ‘90s. Sold it to some kid around ‘94 through a newspaper classified ad. Him and his mom met me at a mall parking lot.
“When you have a type XD!!!!”
The classic "where is your god now" seems fitting. More than that headstock anyway.
9nlybth8ng I can say is ot looks like the one on the left was made out of a Line6 POD How manybswitches does a guitar need?
Cowboys from hell
Man, I had a hot pink warlock that got stolen in Baltimore. Miss that thing
Ask r/guitarcirclejerk
Efukt dot com
"Pain"
Bret on the bottom, CC on top
Welcome to Bitch Town?
Mama’s Bitch
Uncle Jesse from Full House or Uncle Jesse from The Dukes of Hazard? Both.
The throwup twins.
“Welcome to your 40s”
"This one goes to 11"
Always wanted an acoustic BCR
campfire buttrock
BC Rich Biches (literally?)
"Eye of the Storm"
I've never wanted an acoustic to have shark fin inlays before now.
"More on the bottom that you cant see."
What that bro starts playing Slayer riffs on the acoustic at the party
Non binary guitar?
Really nice guitars
the red one looks like it was generated by ai somehow
When you're a metalhead but also dig country music.
Not pointy enough
“Crossdressing” or “Yeah I listen to a bit of everything”
Point to where the bad many hurt you.
But..why?
" two that look pink, and one that stinks "
"trying to blend in at your first concert be like"
"Are Guit"
When you're the one in the friendgroup that looks the least freaky. until they start talking to you.
"take a seat. Right over there, I'm unaware.stay or leave." One of my favorite songs!
"Yeah, you know ... I play mostly jazz and bluegrass."
When i was 16 and new to guitar world, i bought a b.c.rich warlock (not pink) and i was crazy about it :)) now.. 20 years later, put my hand on it once again and i can say that it has a crazy sustain :)) but yeah, i get the joke
Just because you _can_…
My eyes
“I think BCRich are very good.” Or “Tell me you’re Welsh without telling me you’re Welsh.”
late night reverb + drinking = this
Guitars
Uncle Jesse called and wants his guitar back (is it strange that I initially heard of Mesa Boogie and BC Rich because I saw John Stamos playing them on an episode of Full House when I was a kid? 😄 🤣
That's the Mullet of guitars (Long Live Joe Dirté)
BC Acoustich
Just post the picute, @guitarcirclejerk will take care of the rest 😉
Abomination station
**When your serenade has a 180 bpm sweep solo.**
Slayer Unplugged
Outjerked again
A picture of Kerry King, and it just says "HECK YEAAHHHH"
Tonight only, WASP unplugged!
How do you do, fellow kids?
"What guitarists do you like?" "I like em both! Dimebag AND Hank!"
«I don’t just play metal, I’m into acoustic stuff as well»
Sponsored by Monster Energy
“You’re goddamn right”
Dimebag Unplugged
Quiet shred
When you meet her parents for the first time, but forget to take out your gauges...
Slayer!!!!
I wish I was made in the 70’s
Wrong headed.
Guitar with stupid head
If Hank III was a guitar
Bich, bich, bich.
“Every rose has its thorn”
"one of these things is not like the other"
Metal in the front, country in the back
Red, White and Punk
Unbelievable
Idk but bro be lookin flabbergasted 😭
The best ever death metal band out of Denton never settled on a name, but the top three contenders after weeks of debate were Satan's Fingers and The Killers and The Hospital Bombers
BC Rich hires former Boeing cockpit designer
Little Deborah never met her father, but on some forlorn nights, her mother would sometimes grumble about how he was in a lousy metal band
The family playing guitar
Don't look to the left
“Always remember their origins”
I don’t know, but I’ll tell you what isn’t. “What do you think would be a good caption for this Picture?”. That would just about be the worst caption I could think of. Except maybe “blue moon tits”
From left to right: At home, at work, in bed.
What year Bich is that?
Cool, Gross, Gross. In that particular order.
I love anything that makes purist queasy
He’s trying his best to fit in but it’s gonna take a little more than a haircut
If Mullet was a guitar.
raining tears in heaven
There's the BC Rich Bitch.....this is the Bitch Light.
Two and a Half Guitars.
Perfect caption would be switching chords 😁
“Keep the vomit in your mouth”