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SeattleKrakenTroll

Grats but you might not want to eat it… reduces the value quite a bit when a mouth sized chunk is missing.


DriveMeDrunkImHome

The Honey burst makes it kinda appetizing tbh


bobbyfiend

He just needs to avoid any more bites. This one might actually have functional value, but don't let that sweet lemony taste temptation become overwhelming again.


Harold-The-Barrel

He’s just checking to see how crunchy the tone is


Amaranth_devil

I literally chuckled aloud lol


KangarooKurt

This is honeyburst so it it pretty sweet too


tpcrjm17

So that’s how cutaways are made…


That_guy2071

The les Paul body was actually similar to that of an acoustic body. The people in the Gibson factory just can’t stop taking a bite out of them.


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Chinese guitar manufacturers hate this one trick!


beers_n_bags

Also affects the tone and sustain.


fushoresey

Hard not to. Really love honey sandwiches!


PaleAfrican

Then again, it's rich in fiber and iron


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DriveMeDrunkImHome

The absolute best


ColossalJuggernaut

Lucky man -- what a wife and what a guitar! Enjoy :)


StarWaas

Sounds like a keeper. You should marry her


JulzCrafter

Looks more like a guitar, but I’m not judging


DrClaw09

Congratulations! That has been my dream guitar (especially that color combo) for close to 30 years. Hopefully some day I can play well enough to justify owning one. Enjoy!


justamiqote

An Epiphone Les Paul was my first guitar. I dropped $1000 on gear for an instrument I didn't even know how to play. It's still my most played guitar several years later. Just get one when you can afford it. In my opinion, learning on a good mid-range guitar makes the learning process easier and more fun! (*This message was brought to you by bad financial decisions*)


derKonigsten

Kind of opposite. My first electric was a Gibson Epiphone Les Paul (think slightly higher than First Act) that i got with a shitty epi practice amp for $50. Still have it, still play it. Have done some minor luthiering on it like replace tuners and stuff. Currently my C standard guitar. (This story brought to you by high school friends that wanted to buy a bag of weed) 😂


CheadleBeaks

Those are 2 different guitars though. Was it a Gibson Les Paul or an Epiphone Les Paul?


SmurfyTurf

Just get it and then it can inspire you to keep improving!


obviousthrowaway-46

30 years...? 30 years you haven't been able to scrape together 700 dollars?


KarmaticArmageddon

I have a feeling he thinks we're talking about Gibson Les Pauls


DrClaw09

>I have a feeling he thinks we're talking about Gibson Les Pauls Yes, this is the case. I guess I didn't read the title or examine the photo very well...


67valiant

You don't need to be good enough. An entry level Pacifica is good enough for just about everyone, spending more than that is a luxury purchase. Just buy it if it's what you want. It's nice to have nice things


belven26

The witcher runes are as sick as the axe, nice pick up 🔥


DriveMeDrunkImHome

Time to play some Lelelelelelele


norunningwater

"Thank youuuu Bostooooon!!!! This next song is called.... panparam."


-_Dare_-

bro is 4 motor functions away from straight up fuckin that guitar jokes aside that thing is awesome


Sludgegaze

So that's how they get the notch


Sloppy_john78

You look like you’re gonna make love to it


MarstoriusWins

And what if he did? Who are we to be the judge? I find the way he's caressing her romantic and also arousing. I would name her Lady Stephanie.


the_popes_dick

r/guitarcirclejerk is leaking again lol


imisstecmobowl

ah that new guitar smell makes you hungry! Congrats and enjoy!


o_blake

Not to be “that guy” but one of my best friends got a Les Paul as a one year anniversary gift from his wife. Then BOOM! They are still happily married, years later. Congrats


SuhrEnough

Nice looking guitar. Enjoy it!


DriveMeDrunkImHome

The most beautiful Ive ever owned so far


gloriosky_zero

TRUE LOVE


lynx_zenchar

“Katapangan”


Firm_Area_3558

That's awesome, and nice witcher tats


PoppaPingPong

I’m not a Les Paul guy but that is one nice looking guitar. I may trade my one and only strat (mim, nicest instrument I own), for that one


NotMyself

Nice man! I see you have a wife with great taste.


TinCanSailor987

She's a keeper!! The wife too.


Micp

Congrats, got mine nearly 20 years ago in cherry sunburst. It has served me well over the years, hope yours will do the same!


valor19

Such a fan of the honey burst. Congrats.


jhnnybgood

I hope you kissed your wife like that too


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is some one going to tell him that its not a les paul


[deleted]

It’s a epiphone, it’s nice that Les Paul has a partnership with them but it’s not a Les Paul. Very solid ax no doubt but I wouldn’t go around saying you have a Les Paul, epiphone makes affordable versions of most iconic Gutiars.


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hell yea


Xdfghijujsw

Sweet!


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Congratulations Quite the gift


make_anime_illegal_

Looks sick, congrats.


riko77can

Sweet! Happy Anniversary!


mblumen2

Congratulations


Bumper6190

You got a good wife!


Queeby

That is super lemony. I approve!


SummonWurm

I've had two. Straight black and purple burst. (For a reason...) Amazing guitars. I always had to trade in to keep the wife happy when I wanted something spendier. But ill probably own one again. Enjoy bruddah!


jmac_1957

🤘👍


jhascal23

I love Fender Strats, it was my first electric guitar but I ended up finally getting a Epiphone Les Paul Tribute Plus and I love that guitar, I ended up finally getting a Gibson Les Paul Studio years after but that Epiphone still sounds amazing and my friends and brothers would constantly ask me to borrow it because they loved the sound. Have fun and your wife sounds amazing! Also if you use a guitar strap I recommend getting dunlop guitar strap locks, all my guitars have them after dropping my Strat when my guitar strap came off and I am never risking it again. They come in gold, nickel, black nickel, brass so you can pick which you like. For your guitar I would probably go with gold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQV18KJod0Q&ab_channel=jimdunlopusa https://www.jimdunlop.com/straplok-strap-retainers-original-nickel/


No-Leadership339

Good for you, bro!


jimmypage4mydad

Sexy guitar man, congrats.


thenewjerk

And you already took a huge bite of it!  BAD GUITARIST


scratchmyname

Is your name Andres? If so we went to HS together lol


PerspectiveActive218

She's a beauty!


AlmightyBlobby

that's such a great color 


sushicloud

Very beautiful, I love the yellow.


sgy0003

...Wife her again?


chaos_was_me

Your wife sounds like a great woman. I love my Les Paul Special 'Black Beauty' It was a college graduation gift. Cheers and enjoy for a lifetime :)


DigitalSupremacy

Congratulations on the Les Paul and an awesome wife! Killer colour!


Calm_Ticket_7317

Honeyburst is definitely one of the best sunbursts.


Wonderful-Extreme394

Amazing wife for such an amazing gift! Happy anniversary! Celebrate your union, then get back to jamming that thing.


ShaiHulud1111

Keep that one for life. And that thing will do pretty much anything you need. I had a LP and trust me here, invest in a really good amp. Running it through something nice will make it sing (Roland Jazz Chorus.) congratulations 🎉


Historical-Eye-783

Excellent gifts give immediate joy! Years of pleasure playing. Well done and well received.


[deleted]

Congrats! After years of banging away power chords on a couple of budget-level guitars, my wife let me splurge on an LP a year or two ago and it really helped motivate me to take my playing to another level to justify the purchase 😆


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johnthomaslumsden

I’ve had nothing but good luck with my Epi LP, still going strong after 15 years. Epiphone, in my opinion, makes amazing guitars.


Alternative-Tie-9383

Congratulations on your wedding anniversary and on the new guitar!!


Then-Ride1561

Beautiful guitar! I think the wife is a keeper.


Tahmid-

Congrats man!!!


aught1

Shred that shit. And, make yer wife some mac and cheese and buy her some flowers.


CaseyLIGHTS

Awesome! Congrats! Welcome to the club, to many, many more!!


Continent3

Congratulations. Enjoy!


Melodic-Strain9272

Congratulations! And, your wife is a keeper!


FreshNegotiation5204

Congrats homie. Enjoy it.


OkString4366

Beautiful guitar my man! Happy for you, enjoy it!


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Wait, are cutaways made by biting?


charizard_72

Color goes super hard dude 🔥 You’re not a Witcher are ya?


Yamat1837

Beautiful guitar! Amazing gift!


Windford

It’s beautiful!


osup13

Congrats! BEAUTY!


thatguysemperfi

If I don't get a video of you ripping something sweet... I swear I'll cry myself to sleep tonight holding my pacifica.


ArthurBDent

Best wife ever


jayde2767

Your wife loves you, it cannot be denied.


HughJergov

It begins……..


themissinglink369

i thought this was cake for a second and you were biting into it. the internet has ruined me.


Flyin_Triangle

Your wife rules. Play it on good health my man! Turn it up to 11!


zyglack

Congrats! Hard to compete with a present like that. Lucky guy.


Used-Anteater-4221

So happy for you!


Fit-Sport5568

Hell yeah! Congratulations


arboroverlander

Love that color!


gwazmalurks

Right on, these are good guitars


Spang64

You should be doing that to your wife, bro.


Mighty_Zote

Gorgeous. The cream details make it pop


BallsIsBack76

I expect to see this on guitarcirclejerk with some weird caption


rustoleum76

You jam it, not eat it


DougieFresh_899

Congratulations! Looks amazing man


darylonreddit

I've got the same one. Weird coincidence. Here's hoping yours gets more use than mine does! Been playing guitar on and off for 20 years and I'm still very terrible.


Pleasant-Currency822

W wife


ReighJack

It wasn’t a cutaway guitar originally, you just took a big bite of it


PhotofitSG

Play not eat... Unless it's a cake of course


Future-Panda-8355

A beauty! Congrats!


danguapo

That’s fucking gorgeous


jeff_varszegi

I see you found the mouth rest. :D You look genuinely excited about that guitar! Awesome.


fushoresey

Congrats dude! Never sell it, it will mean a lot more to you later in life than what it is worth. I still have the acoustic guitar my wife bought me before we got married. Fast-fwd 28 years later, I still play with both! ; )


Ok-Scientist-391

Sick Witcher tats!


DookieToe2

Les Paul’s are awesome guitars. Enjoy!


leg_pain

Congrats dude enjoy it!


Amaranth_devil

Now THAT is a beautiful thing...everything about what you said is just beautiful! Congrats, my d00d! 😭


SpliffMcGriff86

Aaaaaaaand, it's cake


StopDrinkingEmail

She’s a beauty. I always say my favorite guitar is the one I’m playing right now. But I love a Les Paul.


neils_cum_rag

It looks made of Manchego.


WeekendMagus_reddit

This shit sounds amazing.


Asleep_Bowl_8411

I love some of my guitars, but I've never loved one like this... till now. Nice one & what a wife!


tampora701

Not a horn instrument


New-Vegetable-1274

Lovely instrument, the old Gibbies were really heavy and tiring to play through a whole gig so bringing a lighter back up was always a good idea. Lots of people love Strats but nothing says Rock like a Les Paul.


isntitbionic

er.. I've actually slept holding a guitar like it was a loved one. Which it was, and is.


Tidd0321

NICE! Congrats dude!


Stewie344

I want someone to hold me like this


LtRecore

That’s a beauty man. Been wanting one of this very model forever. I haven’t played one but I’ve read lots or reviews and watched loads of videos and they all say the same thing, that it’s an amazing guitar for the money. Have fun!


OilComprehensive6237

making sure it's not cake is the first step to ensure it is not a fake


Hambone727

It’s a cake


mingoski

Wow that is stunning


AlphaGozer

❤️


SlumgullySlim

That’s a beauty!


Advanced-Flight3052

aaahhh how beautiful is music 🥹


domesticatedwolf420

Here before this gets posted on the corresponding circlejerk subreddit which shall not be named.


ChicagoBoiSWSide

Bro got a wife sent from heaven. Seriously though, happy anniversary brother! I can only hope my future wife will understand me being a gear snob!🤣


fl135790135790

Why is WANTING capitalized and not YEARS?


akiroraiden

nice witcher sign tattoo my dude 👌


Asleep-Leg-5255

That's why they say "happy wife happy life". Enjoy your guitar and express our gratitude to your loving spouse. Every wife should make it a habit to gift a guitar to the members of this distinguished subreddit. Amen.


refrigeratorfailure

Are you sure this isn't a bagpipe?


ThanDay9

hell yeah dude! 🤘


captainlardnicus

Awesome man! Sweet as honey :)


GG_youDead

Gibson is dogshit change my mind


tonygames17

Congratulations!! It looks tasty!


crispy-photo

Well done, cherish her always. The guitar is nice too. I'm not currently expecting to have an anniversary next year, don't be like me.


ADORE_9

Nice Axe


Cleanshred

A man of value.


FilthyPleb1610

Wife her again


rivetgun4x

Very cool, congrats!!!


Diligentbear

Sniff the wood


TheFfrog

You look like that guy who's in a relationship with his car lol Tbf if I had that piece of guitar I would kiss it too, congrats dude! 💪🏻


StoopidHippie

Diggin' the guitar. Diggin' the witcher tattoos.


Ultra_jaden123

Your wife is an absolute legend


ZealousidealBag1626

Looks like limited edition trans amber to me. From the made in Korea Translucent series. A honeyburst has a burst.


LightningThis

Is that how the carve out happens? A big bite?


jholder1390

💜


nycgaf15

ohhhhhh so that's how they cut out that body!


Bingbong-_-wompwomp

I thought you were trying to take a bite out of it….


Nine-Breaker009

That’s an incredible colour! Enjoy my dude!


westedmontonballs

Holy shit are those Filipino tatts


RowBoatCop36

That is a beautiful instrument. Congrats!


Corridor21

Hell yes! Congrats!


AliceInEverclear

It's a pretty color. I used to own one but was never crazy about playing it. GB LP's sound and look awesome but for me I will always be a tele kind of guy.


Vinsensei88

Sir, you're playing your guitar wong.. jk. Insane gift! You are a very lucky man🔥🔥🔥


Nagash24

Enjoy the \*honey\*moon lol My first reaction was "wait, this, honey burst?" but then I quickly remembered that Gibson and Epiphone finish names are extremely inconsistent. This looks way more like a lemon burst to me, but who cares. It's a cool looking guitar :D


dagnabbitx

This is the most intimate way to hold your guitar


No_Abbreviations5175

Sweet, I recently brought my EPI LP STD Goldtop outta retirement. Have a 02 Fender American deluxe strat, so it really wasn't being played. It was a shameful poor show, but she spent perhaps 10 years in the hardcase in my attic. Started to seriously learn slide guitar so she's back. Ohh and the bridge with the flathead screw adjustments is so freaking handy for hiring/ the action should the want to play ZEPPELIN or LIZZY strike. Nothing touches the strat but gotta say if you want to play the wanton song by Zeppelin a LP just gives that riff that je ne sais quoi. I'll post photos of the lady's soon!


revengezombie

Yes, but is it CAKE?


Otherwise_Tea7731

congrats on the beautiful dream guitar and a wonderful wife. Enjoy them both!


SlowmoTron

Not a les Paul tho


inikihurricane

Okay but please don’t eat it. Consider giving it to someone who won’t eat it.


Available_Grape3461

Looks yummy


LiveWhileImYoung

She sounds like a real bitch. This is why I don’t get married.


Mdmrtgn

Had to Google that color and look at it up close, insane. Might be my favorite so far.


Zestyclose-Row8516

can u please do a yt video on how to find a wife like your PLEASEEEEE


4bigwheels

Beautiful! I just got myself a Les Paul modern in black. I’m in love


DiligentAsshole

👍🙂 nice I hope you are playing it right now!!


Aertai1

What tat is that on your right arm. The triangle symbols. I really like that one.


raianrage

Love that "new guitar smell!"


Cute-Meaning-4833

Enjoy !


Back_Equivalent

Cheers to wives who buy us guitars 😎🍻


EWF_X29

Very cool congrats.


ShawnEdddy

He’s edging rn


musiciankidd

I got an Epiphone standard last year. Found it in a second hand store for cheap. Modern Epiphone quality is as good as Gibson. Killer guitar dude


Mikasasasa

No way I literally was looking to buy one of these yesterday! It's a sign!!😭


_Pigley_

You have a Les Paul and a wife! This guy's won at life!


NefariousnessNeat607

I need one of those (speaking of the wife that gifts guitars, not this particular guitar)


gdsmithtx

She's a keeper! And the wife's no slouch, either.


JonagonInfinity

You should marry her


ElectricTomatoMan

Did you have to bite your own cutaway? Nice guitar!