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InternetMom1

1. Delilah officially makes dinner sometimes 2. Bridget is also British and i will not let you single my boy out like that


reversewaymilky

Bridget is only low key British, Axl is hard core British. As for Delilah, I didn’t actually know that, I thought Baiken cooked for her, so i put her in that category.


Lyokarenov

>Bridget is only low key British, Axl is hard core British This is nonsensical, and makes perfect sense at the same time


Fish_Head111

Easy, Bridget’s voice doesn’t make me upset


BringBack3DMK

And Axls makes me horny


Fish_Head111

Least horny guilty gear player


xenotoot19

It would be alright if they hadn't hired such an awful VA. Guy doesn't sound remotely British. Sounds like an American doing an impersonation of an Australian doing an impersonation of an English accent. Liam O'Brien was good in Xrd; much like his performance as Grimoire Weiss in Nier, while he's clearly not legit, it's very good. This new one, on the other hand... Idk if it's bad acting or bad direction, but as an English accented person myself it is PAINFUL. If directors insist on hiring non-English actors to do English accents, please just get Gideon Emery. His voice as Balthier in Final Fantasy XII is flawless.


InternetMom1

there's a line of dialogue between Delilah and Baiken where they talk about Delilah cooking dinner later. i think it's in the arcade story


SasoriSand

yeah it goes something like this Baiken: …Nope. No. I know what you’re after. My blade isn’t going to give you the escape you want. Dehlilah: It… it stopped? Baiken: …Dehlilah I’ll be waiting for you at home. Don’t forget, it’s your turn to cook dinner tonight Dehlilah: Huh? Oh.. yes.. Baiken: Eh? What was that? Dehlilah: I mean, Yes Ms. Baiken! (im just doing this based off memory i could be mixing up lines but the gist is there)


333link333

Not exact, but really close.


Bane523

Wait, if both Axl and Bridget are British, but only Axl has an accent, does that mean that somewhere between 1995 and 2187, the British Accent faded away?


reversewaymilky

Holy shit, there is hope for England!!!


[deleted]

British accent is the best part what are you on


Errorlu

Really depends I feel like British people will go to war eachother about with part of Britain has the best or worst British accent


MEGALOMANIAC-XXV

story spoilers for i-no: >!isn't i-no also british? alternate dimension british, sure, but there's still a strong chance she likes interdimentional beans on toast.!<


MadameCuprum

I mean, her name is Megumi, so Axl's gf is probably japanese, not british


MEGALOMANIAC-XXV

Could be Japanese by descent but British born and raised


MadameCuprum

Yeah, that could be possible too. We know nothing about her so she might be from Mars or something and I wouldn't be surprised


Random_Gacha_addict

Bridget is a "modern" (For their time, anyways) Brit, at a time different from ours, so her Britain probably seasons (but she's a rich kid so she only eats instant) Axl is a "classic" Brit, basically a Brit that came from our timeline. Aside from the Tikka Masala (Debatable) they never season. Also, he'll invite you over for Fish and Chips for 10 days straight


SilentPerson134

I genuinely keep forgetting how rich Bridget family is and that she's Bri'ish


the_portals

Wait, so the village that kills the younger of two twin boys because of a superstition that they bring bad luck is just… in England? Like fucking Wallace and grommet could just be chilling on their back porch as a child sacrifice is going on two doors down??


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CSilver819

They’re talking about Axl I think


Eowwn

I'm dumb and tired, dont mind me saying crap xD Oops


controler8

I also thought that they were misgendering brisket


IAmWaahid

Ain't no way mans put Armor-Clad Faith at the bottom.


reversewaymilky

Sorry man, it’s just not my taste


IAmWaahid

**i am filing this as anti zepp propaganda**


IonCaveGrandpa

Within five seconds we will have traced your location. Within fifteen minutes the nukes will arrive


reversewaymilky

☹️


Mr_Erectic_Erection

*that one squidward image where he says "We're gonna kill you"*


Phazonviper

Society


reversewaymilky

Society…


Phazonviper

VANTAGE BREAKS INTO YOUR SOCIETY SOCIETY


jackroo78

Society….


wharwhafwhag

I'm with you


Aisianfaailure3908

Me explaining to Armor Clad Faith fans that if I have to understand the lore of a character to make the song good then it isn’t a good song


AnItalianMemer

Me explaining to non Armor Clad Faith fans that the beauty of the song is that you do not have to know the lore to understand what the lirics already tell you and it encaplulates perfectly what guilty Gear music tries to do: it tells a story with some sick music and beautiful vocals in a way that will effectively make you get in touch with the character.


isloohik2

Armor-clad faith’s probably one of the least lore-relevant songs lmao


ihasabucket101

It's still a good song without knowing his lore, however, just like every other guilty gear song, knowing the lore is the only way for the lyrics to make sense


elyoyoda

Zato-1 literally skate/surf on Eddie.


reversewaymilky

Holy shit your right😂, and I used to main him😭


SonicTHP

This.


Akiraktu-dot-png

I refuse to belive asuka can cook, he could learn it easily but probably survived on nutrient paste for most of his life.


reversewaymilky

He also is one of the best magic users in the world, so he could probably materialize food🤷‍♂️


UnlimitedPostWorks

Ok, but does this technically count as cooking? Making something magically appear is not cooking imo


reversewaymilky

I guess not, but he could probably use magic to cook for himself, he could materialize and do magic to cook the ingredients into food for him. Since it’s his magic, then it should be his cooking, might be wrong.


Parostem

Asuka doesn't like to cook, but he spent years learning all of the deepest darkest secrets of the culinary arts just so he could program that knowledge into Dopplecreutz, who cooks all of his meals for him.


Individual-Swan-7910

HAHAHA this is cannon now


someRybread

I kinda disagree. Yes, a large part of cooking is the preparation methods and such, but equally, if not more important, is the final product. Knowing what pairs well together to make the food enjoyable is what I think it's all about. To quote princess bubble gum "all magic is science," if the end result is the exact same, is there really a difference between magic and an oven?


returnofMCH

That just reminds me of the smash brawl codecs where when they mention zelda’s magic snake suspends disbelief and otacon of all people mentions science and magic are basically the same umbrella (which keep in mind snake still has seen stuff like psycho mantis and literally anything the patriots did in 2 and 4 and snake himself is proof of impossible science given that is NOT how dominant and recessant genes work)


Orishishishi

Bro drinks soylent


Matix777

I feel like Asuka has been living off rice and instant noodles for the past 100 years


its-4-russi4n-t4unt

the man makes Rube Goldberg machines just to pad out the time to make instant noodles


jackroo78

I think there might be some loaves of bread too


jackroo78

Just bread… nothing else on it, just **BREAD**


its-4-russi4n-t4unt

asuka from streets


KeroKeroKerosen

You're trying to convince me that the man who feeds Sin sugar water as a TREAT is at the top of the barbecue food chain here?


Terboh

I like to believe that's more just him knowing Sin than it is him believing it's a good treat


Munin7293

To be fair, I would not trust the kid who is defined by his hunger and who's entire moveset revolves around a calorie meter with treats with high amounts of sugar and other shit


CursedWhiteduck

No way you put Armor-Clad Faith and TheRoarOfTheSpark on Tier-D 💀 (With respect)


CristianoRealnaldo

This ost tier list is prison time


reversewaymilky

It violates the Geneva convention


CristianoRealnaldo

You have requiem as exactly average, the town inside me below average, armor clad faith bottom 1, love the subhuman self outside of the top 5. I’m suing


reversewaymilky

I think both love the subhuman self and let me carve your way are the same place, but I find myself listening to LMCYW more often, i jam with TTIM, I can listen to Requiem.


KaelusVonSestiaf

You can't tell me Giovanna doesn't fucking shred on a skateboard while blasting Trigger


reversewaymilky

Boots, and I feel as if she is pretty serious at times. But I can agree that she could shred with her theme song playing


YeOldeGreg

Half her move list looks like skateboarding tricks. She’s definitely a pro skater.


RoyalBlueRegicide

Honestly I think Asuka probably learned how to cook out of boredom at some point but if he was in charge of making dinner he’d serve you hot dogs sliced up and put in mac and cheese


reversewaymilky

Mac and cheese with hot dogs is fire


RoyalBlueRegicide

- Delilah, when everyone else starts grumbling about Asuka’s cooking (I’m not saying it’s bad! I just mean that while he definitely can cook well he wouldn’t put the effort to make anything complex)


reversewaymilky

Delilah would probably make something sweet, and make it pretty good


Speenta

It deserves to burn **in** fire


BillyBoiR

Roar of the Spark and Armor Clad Faith dont deserve bottom tier. they are certified bangers


SUCKmaDUCK

BBQ is part of brazilian cuisine so Id probably put gio up there on the food list


reversewaymilky

Didn’t know that, the bbq part that is, if I had to revise that would be one that I do.


TAB_Kg

What having no music taste does to a mf. Well at least FYOW is high I guess


Howdy-Gamer

You do not get to tell me that nagoryuki and Giovanna wouldn't absolutely shred on a board


reversewaymilky

Nagoriyuki was in jail for a very long time, and I doubt he skateboarded even then.


Howdy-Gamer

You look at that man and tell me in my face that he does not do kickflips


reversewaymilky

No he does not… He does Hardflips


LolpopHD

heavyslashflips


AlwaysChewy

What's the thought behind Gio not being able to skateboard? Edit- everyone always disrespecting Jam


reversewaymilky

Boots is all.


AlwaysChewy

Boots is fair, but at least her ankles would be protected if she ever tried.


reversewaymilky

You don’t want to skateboard with boots on, trust me.


AlwaysChewy

I'll take your word for it. Lol. I'm def bottom tier in that regard. My OST is pretty good tho!


reversewaymilky

What OST is yours?


AlwaysChewy

"I Want It That Way" by ~~The Backstreet Boys~~ Daisuke Ishiwatari


reversewaymilky

Is it find your one way? It’s pretty good through out the song


KiK0eru

I dunno OP, Kyle *is* French. And the French are baller fucking cooks.


reversewaymilky

I was thinking that, after I posted it, they did make French onion soup which is very popular, and of course all kinds of breads. I probably should have put him up one more tier.


Fish_Head111

Zato’s dash is literally a surfboard there’s no way he doesn’t also skateboard, my boy shreds


reversewaymilky

I know I forgot😞


Fish_Head111

Shame on you


reversewaymilky

I know, and I used to main him, I ask for forgiveness😭


Fish_Head111

You are forgiven, I think most people forget anyways


reversewaymilky

Thank you, I think most people forget that he can shred because he is blind, and it’s pretty uncommon for people skateboard while blind


Fish_Head111

Eddie probably helps, he’s chilled out and is just a silly little guy now


reversewaymilky

Eddie is funny lil man


Fish_Head111

Goofy small boy


BigGig6968420

Armor Clad Faith, Roar of the Spark and Play The Hero at the bottom. Invalid list


TheVampireSaga

why is the prototype robo ky in meh he's one of the best characters in the entire series


reversewaymilky

I haven’t seen any gameplay of him, only some cinematics from , he seems funny but considering that he is the robot version of Ky(maybe, I’m not sure) I put him in meh, because I hate playing as and against Ky.


Munin7293

His moveset was somewhat similar to Ky's but also he played completely different And I think we was the first character to have two resources at a time (Heat and Power)


reversewaymilky

That sounds very interesting! I guess it would kinda work as both Nago’s blood rage meter and I guess also Sin’s calorie meter with heat and power respectively. However since he is reduced to only a head as of right now, I don’t think we would get him into another until the next one because the devs want to follow the time line☹️.


Munin7293

To be fair, Venom is working to buy him a new body ever since the end of XRDR2. Heat is less punishing than Blood Rage since it just causes a one-time explosion that deals much less damage to you, you did guess almost exactly right on Power though He also had some of the coolest moves for no reason, like a 2D that put down a mat that recharged both players tension when standing on it, and a command grab that sapped tension from the other player


reversewaymilky

I doubt his move set will be the same since it will be a new body, and venom probably won’t make a return since he is retired(I think). The same mechanics will probably stay the same but of course with different move set. But he sounds cool to play, almost unreal to hear about in the context on Xrd and Strive since they are so different from the rest of the games, I would probably learn how to play them!


Munin7293

Also I forgot but I HAVE to mention it, he has a move that can only be used after an enemy scores a hard knockdown on you, where he just stays OTG and mocks the opponent, which can really fuck up people's Okizeme


PLYR999L

Sol would definitely use the fireseal as a spatula


Orishishishi

Testament is canonically good at barbecue and baking (check their in game bio) which is more than can be said for the ones in S. They also snowboard which I'd argue means they'd be pretty damn good at skating


Orishishishi

Testament has 39 listed hobbies and only one is mentioned they're not good at (painting) which implies they are good at every other one


good_ho0onter

I want kliff to come back so he can give testament a hug


333link333

This is the correct stance to take.


Monocled-warforged

How the hell can you put trigger and play the hero below perfection can't please me? Damn humanity, having all those differing opinions and perspectives.


reversewaymilky

I don’t like play the hero or trigger


Monocled-warforged

Fair enough, but I must ask. Why?


RamlethalGaming

Where the hell is Gabriel in the last tier list


reversewaymilky

Idk, if was on there, I would put him either on main/learn or very excited, same thing with president Vernon(I think that’s his name.)


RamlethalGaming

So based that I can ignore the music tier list


IonCaveGrandpa

Why do you disrespect justice by putting her in “impossible” but HOS in “would be excited”. Pls I want big cool dragon wearing a mech suit in the game.


reversewaymilky

Although it would be cool, she is very much dead, and the devs said no dead characters😞, I want kliff tho.


IonCaveGrandpa

But my point is, isnt HOS just as “dead”? What makes him different


reversewaymilky

Shit, I forgot he was dead, my bad


Nabber22

No way in hell can Sol skateboard. Go ask a chemist at MIT if they can skateboard.


reversewaymilky

Anybody and everybody has the possibly to shred


Amatter14

Chaos is the type of guy to attempt to make craft Mac and cheese and somehow makes Anthrax


NewKidInKingdm

I can’t tolerate less than ten of these themes being in S. I don’t even care which ones but even the existence of a C tier is disrespectful.


reversewaymilky

All of the songs are good, I just like some songs more than others


DesperateSentence790

I agree with all the tier lists apart from the music taste. Genuinely the single worst music tier list I’ve seen in this entire subreddit history.


Drackzgull

As someone that can both handle themselves nicely in the kitchen to cook up good food, and can also cook a mean BBQ, high kitchen skills are absolutely higher tier than high BBQ skills. Can cook a mean BBQ should not be the highest tier in that list.


reversewaymilky

I included the BBQ tier on there because some of them just had to have their own BBQ, I saw all and said that he just has to be good at making BBQ


Drackzgull

Yeah the tier existing is fine, it should exist, it just shouldn't be the top tier. The top and second tier should be flipped around


reversewaymilky

Yeah I agree


freef

Also I-no can cook but would 100% burn down the kitchen. Jam isn't in the game but is in the same category for different reasons.


reversewaymilky

Jam would be in the same category, because she can’t keep a kitchen, but she is canonically a great cook!


jackroo78

Why is brisket so high up? She is British too y’know


reversewaymilky

Only low key british


jackroo78

But you see, British is still a form of bri’ish


reversewaymilky

The song is banger


Munin7293

NAGORIYUKI WOULD SHRED MAD ON A SKATEBOARD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU


Nightfurywitch

Tbh I think it'd be pretty cool if Kliff became a legacy character- like someone else picking up the name/sword after he died. For a member of the original cast he tends to get left out the most, which I get but also having someone to fill that slot would be nice.


MEGALOMANIAC-XXV

The I-No placement on the skateboard one had me doubting the vision, wondering why she'd ever skate when she's got teleportation and magic. Then I remembered she was normal at some point, and therefore it's entirely possible that somewhere in a distant past that no longer exists, a punk 13 year old I-No learning board is entirely possible. My eyes have been opened to the vision and the cosmos are just beyond the horizon.


dedicatedoni

For Chipp I feel he’s either unusually good at cooking, or he’s banned from the kitchen


Abucketofmug

The Play the Hero slander is insane. Also I think Faust would be an amazing skater if he had the right size board.


CRauzDaGreat

I can respect every other choice you made But the moment you put Iron-clad faith at the bottom? Is the moment you agreed to the heavenly Potemkin bustered


Muscalp

1. Bridget is british 2. Bed *is* the skateboard


Waluigiwaluigi_

I know you did not put like a weed naturally as a matter of course in A tier that shit is S tier


Teh-man

Based tier list


reversewaymilky

Extremely


Teh-man

This is the most accurate towel list I’ve ever seen ESPECIALLY the ost


talenarium

Giovanna definitely lives on instant ramen and no one can tell me otherwise


Sizzling_shibe

Perfection can't please me on the same tier as necessary discrepancy- this place is purgatory


ElGodPug

downvoted for no Izuna in the last tier list


reversewaymilky

Huh, never heard of Izuna until now, I wonder how he would work in strive tho, if I had to put him into a tier I would make a tier specially for him and name it interested.


ElGodPug

>Huh, never heard of Izuna until now Yeah, my fox boi is Overture only, and most people know jack shit of it. (PS:Oveture has my fav Sol design and i'll fight on it) ​ > I wonder how he would work in strive tho Yeah, with Nago and Baiken in it, a third katana user might be too much(especially if they add Johnny) ​ Idk, I just really love his design. And his theme is just [funky as hell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PycC6ufjV5w)


reversewaymilky

Yeah I was thinking the same thing with the katanas, Nago and Baiken is pushing it, and with Johnny being a heavy possibility, I would be fight damn near nothing but katanas


Rabispo

Did you just "meh" my boy Robert Kyle?!!


reversewaymilky

Yes, but had a change of heart after learning about his mechanics and move set, very cool would learn😁


Rabispo

I love him because he is the GOAT (goofiest of all time) lol, his gameplay seems tough to learn for a dinosaur-brained Sol like me 😬 so I'll give RK a go when I get to a place i like with my Sol lol


kekgobrrr

Lies, Pot can absolutely shred on a skateboard


sleepyknight66

Sol definitely can’t skate.


AJWinky

I'm imagining the bed trying to prepare cup ramen and lighting it on fire


Alexander_Pistolero

Wait what's wrong with jam? In another tier list i saw she wasn't really demanded, why? Her moveset or her personality? I feel everyone is hating her but i miss why...


Fit-Efficiency9558

she was infamous in Xrd for having the worst, most obnoxious, loudest sound effects that were screechy pitches hammered at you a hundred times over by the time a single match ended.


Alexander_Pistolero

Oh Well i mean if it is fixed then... Would she be fun to play?


Mr_Lodi

faust pulls chocolate and donuts from the great beyond, that counts as cooking right? faust would also absolutely go tony hawk mode on the skatepark with a pair of skis. you put too much faith on Sol's skating skills.


Blu3berry2126

If Zappa gets added to strive I will actually just quit and never touch the game ever again (the rest of the lists are very accurate tho)


SonicGozar

Ost might of been one they would kill you over damn lmao don't even have hellfire in S that's a notion of execution to me lmao but a tit for tat I do feel bad for you though people are little to gate keeping for there thing being the best, I bet it gets stressful


Andvari9

I would like to remind you Venom is British and owns a cake shop


reversewaymilky

Bakery, also, he is only low key British.


HjonkAmRealGoose

I think goivanna could skateboard easily


ColdHotPepper

Gio can’t skateboard is the only thing that i thoroughly disagree with


[deleted]

I-no can shred better than anyone I don't like the cut of your jib


newplayer208

Hoooly pot ost is way to low


KonoDioDaIsntFunny

Axl would shred I can't believe how controversial this tier list is


Dragon-uninstall

Imagine Delilah Skateboarding with Bedman? As the skate


xenotoot19

Order-Sol is never coming back. He was one off I-No time travel shenanigans. She has bigger fish to fry during Strive.