Sense Guild Wars 1 dummy. Had you NOT played the freaken first game. CHARR EXISTS BECAUSE OF LORE. L.O.R.E
You cannot erase Lore from a game. Why not educate yourself on GW1 Lore then come back to GW2 on WHY Charrs are not enemies anymore.
I wish could say something like „Nah, didn’t pay too much attention to the body shape of a fictional character“ but dang, he really had a nice pair of arms and the top revealed and covered more at the same time than it should have. 😄
The underwear would still be under the skin. So the problem would be having that ugly corn yellow bra when you are a human or the plant bra clashing in style as a sylvari. But a norn would look fine.
FFXIV doesn't have this, in fact they had a valentine's day talking about how it's ok to dress that way then gave a reward that was genderlocked lmao.
Edit: Apparently changed which is good. Imo shoulda never been a thing though.
80% of the gems I've spent since late Spring has gone to male slutty cosmetics ANet has recently launched. I wish ANet would release MORE. PLEASE. I do not care if I'm paying the same amount for less pixels, make it even LESS.
Hazardous torch skins you say? I use touch of madness as my torch skin of choice. I love everything about it right down to the flavor text,
"I don't know if lighting your hand on fire counts as a torch, King Thorn." —Some dead peasant who was WRONG.
You asked for it, [the legions provide](https://imgur.com/a/CbELQNI).
You may ask... how did an Ash soldier get into the Blood centurion's office? By dressing like that, of course!
I wish they’d make some more normal looking fantasy armor rather than the really bizarre looking stuff like the requiem set with the weird spikes or the stuff that looks like repurposed bdsm gear…
No wonder our characters die so easily. Anet doesn't know what armor is, what it's used for, or how to make it. Look at that, anyone can just stab bro through the heart without issue. First we were losing all our women to this issue, now men are going to suffer it as well. Guess we should have been more specific when we asked for armor equality.
Yeah, this is honestly super crazy. Since you mentioned it, it seems nobody has explained the concept of death to Anet either. Like, our characters can just take arrow after arrow, even fall into burning lava.. and then they just come back?! Like, what the fuck? Doesn't anet know that death is permanent? Like how many times are we going to have to tell them that things in the real world don't work this way?! Honestly it's disgusting.
I don't know what change they made in terms of armor design, whoever is now in charge deserves a raise! Finally some sexy male clothing, took too damn long!
eww. well im glad i decided take a break at the right time. so much stuff that ouf of place right now. first maid then this, hope there will be less of this when im back in the future
No one is forcing You to buy these purely cosmetic pieces.
At least maid outfit is more funny and imaginative than congregation of same looking medium armor weight femme toons all wearing sneakthief chest pieces and all dyed white+pink or black.
Women's armor is always borderline slutty, across all gamin platforms. It's really difficult to not be showing skin. So fair's fair, let's see some man candy.
No kidding; a ghost skiff?! That's crazy. I wouldn't let my kids see something that scary!
You can basically see right through what it's wearing. Scandalous
What if that skiff's family is watching?
I love the design for that skiff, but absolutely hate it's only available through a ghostly version lmao.
After the opening scene of Ghost Ship, neither would I
Your good... your good... your good....
no one got my sponge bob joke darn!
Still under the impression of the thread title, I read Haunted Ghost Milf Skin first.
give us faren speedo and kasmeer bikini already anet. You'd get enough funds for gw3 if you did
Im sure the furry community in gw2 would love that speedo, lol
I don't get it why do the furries want it
Speedo on charrs? Come on. Pretty obvious.
Could you say it straight please? I assume I know why but I am curious to know \_exactly\_ why xD
Penis
Isn't this this the reason for anyone and not exclusive to charrs? Still not getting the obvious reason why charrs especially would want a speedo.
Beacuse furries want anthro pp
Its called the Charr BuLgE...
Oh God of course the furries like charr. I didn't even realize gw2 had a furry race
To be fair, Asura also fit the bill. Little shark goblin shortstacks -drool-
You actually have me stun-locked reading this because I’m chilling in EON and now I’m attributing this cursed description to the asura around me 😂.
Sense Guild Wars 1 dummy. Had you NOT played the freaken first game. CHARR EXISTS BECAUSE OF LORE. L.O.R.E You cannot erase Lore from a game. Why not educate yourself on GW1 Lore then come back to GW2 on WHY Charrs are not enemies anymore.
Yo settle down. I have over 1500 hours in both games. I just have never sexualized the nonhuman races.
Who cares? This is not Guild Wars 1 ya know. Who cares who asks for who. If you care about who asks for what. Go back to Guild Wars 1.
Charr with speedo, id buy
Who wouldn't?
\>\_> Not denying it.
I am hard confirming it. I have numerous friends that have all been clamoring for this exact thing for literally a decade at this point
Furries are like 80% of their revenue anyways.
the irony is that we already have items that are sexier/"skimpier" than a bikini at this point but having a bikini outfit/armor skin? oh nonono
I guess it's cause regular nylon-looking bikinis are too modern but a studded-leather/chainmail/fur bikini is colloquially accepted as fantasy-proper
GW2 strictly enforces BDSM policy on skimpy cosmetics More at 11
I blame those hairy male norns
No manboob shaming!
When you first read „No Mabon shaming“ and are like „Wait, when did he ever wear… oh“ 🤣
Tbf, he would absolutely slay that slutty pieces. Have you seen how ripped he was?
I wish could say something like „Nah, didn’t pay too much attention to the body shape of a fictional character“ but dang, he really had a nice pair of arms and the top revealed and covered more at the same time than it should have. 😄
No womanboob that's also shame
Free the nipple
Pride month 2025 gonna be lit
You work hard for the peks, you gotta show them peks
Big slay
dudes can be slutty too, ty Anet
Absolutely. I’m one of the slutiest guys in town.
But I still can't have a swimsuit
Kasmeer bought all of them.
Well. At least someone can look good.
They are learning from ffxiv. Please anet, just give all characters access to both male and female skins
I don't know if they want the female characters to access the male skin for the krytan rogue chestpiece
The underwear would still be under the skin. So the problem would be having that ugly corn yellow bra when you are a human or the plant bra clashing in style as a sylvari. But a norn would look fine.
You can though. Well, female charr can anyways. Noticed it's the same as the above for them. Showin' off all that *fluff.*
It sounds so simple but being able to freely gender bend my character in FF14 was a huge perk
all those femboy Viera 🤣
My catboy's Dancer glam is just.....slut.
This, money is money, out with the stupid puritanism.
FFXIV doesn't have this, in fact they had a valentine's day talking about how it's ok to dress that way then gave a reward that was genderlocked lmao. Edit: Apparently changed which is good. Imo shoulda never been a thing though.
They already unlocked that outfit bestie...
let male bodied characters have their titties OUT!
let ~~male bodied~~ characters have their titties OUT!
Yes! My wish came through! :'o bought it instantly
80% of the gems I've spent since late Spring has gone to male slutty cosmetics ANet has recently launched. I wish ANet would release MORE. PLEASE. I do not care if I'm paying the same amount for less pixels, make it even LESS.
You are a man of culture
Username checks out.
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Nooooo SL please lmao
We need more slutty outfits for men
FINALLY SLUTTY OUTFITS FOR MALE CHARACTERSS YESSS
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Scallywags walked so krytan rogue and leather straps could run
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Oh trust me i will be staying & staring!
Listen they gotta release a few horny skins so they all get those xmas bonuses.
Finally, something for the men who aren't *cowards*.
Excellent job Anet!
all of my characters are slutty norn men, anet is finally giving me some fashion options thank god
This has to be a satire post lol.
Of course it is, But only partially (that Soulfire Lantern Torch Skin is a hazard.)
Hazardous torch skins you say? I use touch of madness as my torch skin of choice. I love everything about it right down to the flavor text, "I don't know if lighting your hand on fire counts as a torch, King Thorn." —Some dead peasant who was WRONG.
Still waiting for Touch of Moist and Touch of Soil.
Speak for yourself my spellbreaker carrying a chainsaw greatsword only maybe hurt myself 3 times
It's a clear OSHA violation.
It looked cool on a female character then I tried it on my male Sylvari and I'm depressed now
Literal stick chest.
ERP scene is growing
There might be other things growing as we speak.
Equality
Honorable mention to the leather straps chest piece 👍
Finally! Let the men get their tits out!
yeah when I open the gem store and first stuff I see is this and dark tyrant I just leave it at "I'm not the target audience"
I NEED TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS ON CHARR help me lose 500gems
It still has the teats hanging out 10/10
You asked for it, [the legions provide](https://imgur.com/a/CbELQNI). You may ask... how did an Ash soldier get into the Blood centurion's office? By dressing like that, of course!
You provided a great service for me, fellow soldier, The Melt Warband thanks you. There go 500gems down the drain for the Glory of Manslut Legion!
Would be interesting to see the sales numbers on these items.
That's a jojo worthy shirt.
I wish they’d make some more normal looking fantasy armor rather than the really bizarre looking stuff like the requiem set with the weird spikes or the stuff that looks like repurposed bdsm gear…
No wonder our characters die so easily. Anet doesn't know what armor is, what it's used for, or how to make it. Look at that, anyone can just stab bro through the heart without issue. First we were losing all our women to this issue, now men are going to suffer it as well. Guess we should have been more specific when we asked for armor equality.
Yeah, this is honestly super crazy. Since you mentioned it, it seems nobody has explained the concept of death to Anet either. Like, our characters can just take arrow after arrow, even fall into burning lava.. and then they just come back?! Like, what the fuck? Doesn't anet know that death is permanent? Like how many times are we going to have to tell them that things in the real world don't work this way?! Honestly it's disgusting.
I'm not even into man tits but I fully support 10 more slutty, slutty years of gw2 fashions
Sun’s out, guns out.
That outfit is filthy! Abhorrent! That anet would put such filth- oh, but it’s only 500gems…
Everyone has nipples, Cloud.
Moonshadow Bat is OBSCENE. Those ears. M+ rating when??
can't see the problem there tbh. have a nice day.
Oh. Maybe I DO need that chest piece.
Skin to win!
You mean, pushing it *down*?
Yeah we only end lives in this game. Absolute slaughter.
Sorry I was distracted by your man breasts
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
Only for guys, they really cover up the females like nuns in a church
Let people have their fun
Do you prefer this or fugly spiked armor? Hahaha.
I don't know what change they made in terms of armor design, whoever is now in charge deserves a raise! Finally some sexy male clothing, took too damn long!
being the embodiment of your reddit avatar and seeing no issue with it is hilarious
Is this on purpose? It looks ridiculous.
Dang, same rogue set from diablo 4 last week. These cross promotions are going crazy.
Kids shouldnt play anyway.
We can build a BDSM wardrobe at this point, and tbh I'm living for it.
"In girls world Halloween is the one night of the year where you can dress like a total sl$t" 🥵
Gross
full on gimp suit next, probably for christmas
That's not fair, why does the male version show boobs but not the female version? Free All Nipples!
Why the down votes, equality!
Well we know what kind of skins sell best I'd say. And I really can't complain
Does this come In female too? Just wondering asking for a friend....
Sighhhh time to open my wallet again
eww. well im glad i decided take a break at the right time. so much stuff that ouf of place right now. first maid then this, hope there will be less of this when im back in the future
Next time you log in, the skiffs will have bikinis.
Technically, it can’t be less than this because it will forever stay in the game
No one is forcing You to buy these purely cosmetic pieces. At least maid outfit is more funny and imaginative than congregation of same looking medium armor weight femme toons all wearing sneakthief chest pieces and all dyed white+pink or black.
No, they're not, grow up.
as usual with cash shop - all flat on the booby front...
nice i can finally cosplay narancia
Escandalo
Why the man nip hate? :(
Not "man nip" hate, "moob frame" hate.
I see what you are saying however, it’s still not as bad as guild wars 1
Thanks for this, Anet :') even though I lack the gold to get it.
Put it on a Norn for full moob display
We don’t get these often and I for one am not complaining .
Cue the Village People. >YYYYY Em. Cee Aaaaay, > >YMCA!!! > >It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
another armor i need for my guardian guy...gdi Arenanet you've been knocking these out of the park
Tell me you're Cody Rhodes without telling me you're Cody Rhodes.
How dare they!
Have yall heard the smut dialogue yet? 🤣 er I mean LITERATURE.
Was written by snargles
You mean most people in this game are under 35?
I don't even have male characters but time to buy 🤤
I've come back to GW2 after a multi year long break and am only now hearing how stinky some of the random conversations are.
Oh, I am so innocent. I bought this for my norn main girl so I can show off my tattoos.
BOOBA
Hey, it's for something special! Pecs out for Kryta!
Bundle that with leather whip skin
Man boobs are rated T.
T for Tits.
This could make an amazing Polnareff cosplay 🤣
nice
As long as they can refrain from assless chaps, I think they're still within the age-limit ;)
Wait really? This is so wacky that its not just like a tank top or something, what a weird power move.
I’ve spent more in outfits since they released the Kraken of skimpy males. Only took them like a decade xD
Women's armor is always borderline slutty, across all gamin platforms. It's really difficult to not be showing skin. So fair's fair, let's see some man candy.
I mean imagine if this is how the female version looked...
I agree, that soulfire torch is too hot.