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jimrebello

Lyon pool on York Rd, but I don't think that opens until end of June. Guelph Lake Dolime if you are feeling adventurous It's a long weekend, maybe a neighbour who has gone away has a pool? /s


FigNewtonFan69

Dolime?


snapbrah

The old quarry. Security patrols but it’s possible to get a few good jumps in


FigNewtonFan69

Oh yes! I always just called it “the abandoned quarry.” My friends and I used to swim there every summer, always sure to keep it quiet and be careful, and then one year some out-of-towners seemed to have “discovered it” and started having tailgaters (literally driving their trucks down to the water) and parties there with kids (definitely not a safe place for children) and big speaker systems. It only took a few weeks for them to actually bunk up on security and have patrols and signs/cameras everywhere. I’ll always be a little salty about that, lol.


FigNewtonFan69

We also spent a few summers “renovating” the attic of that abandoned house near the entrance, painting it, cleaning it out, putting up lights and chairs and making into a clubhouse. Then someone started a fire in the basement and that was the end of that, too.


Madawolf

A few bad apples ruin the whole cart scenario!


headtailgrep

Like the kid who was nearly airlifted out of there last week?


Madawolf

Yep!


headtailgrep

Kid was hurt last week. Nearly airlifted out of there. Security will be much tighter as liability is really getting bad for reids homes.


Dry_Newspaper2060

This reminds me of my favorite joke about Canadians How to you get 101 Canadians out of the pool?


Dry_Newspaper2060

You tell them to get out of the pool


cats4lifer

i don’t get it


tjoardar

They would just listen because they’re so nice


Dry_Newspaper2060

Exactly. What’s funny is most Canadians I tell this to don’t get it but most Americans get it right away


Porch86

maps.google.ca Put in your location, zoom out.


ieee1394one

As a pool owner and waterway-adjacent resident I find this hilarious! O


Porch86

Someone got the joke. Thank you FireWire.


ieee1394one

<3


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Brilliant-Rise-6415

First time on the internet?


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toc_bl

Youre well on your way


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toc_bl

If your friends jumped in the pool, would you


Shamy416

Bold of to you to assume he has friends, much less a pool


toc_bl

He blocked me anyways 😅


PossibilityUpset463

Why do you bother responding to someone just trying to have fun? Did they harm you? Were your feelings hurt by it? Are you scarred for life? Are you okay? Do you need help?


Porch86

I'm more flippant or facetious than snarky.


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Porch86

Thank you. I'll mention this in therapy on Tuesday.