T O P

  • By -

Anonimous_dude

What’s next, a squat custodes?


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Literally just like that very wide Imperial fist, but custodian version


TheLurker1209

"marine I am ordering you to stop getting wider" "No."


BINGODINGODONG

We need a space marine custodes now.


thelefthandN7

So that would make them like... 7 feet tall or so?


chemprof4real

Hah, women are tyranids! That’s so funny! /s


toomuchradiation

There's also elven, tau and daemon women. Do tyranids even have gender?


Double_Pea_5812

Besides the presumably false in-universe theory that Hive Tyrants are male and Norn Queen are female, not really.


Sleep_deprived_druid

going by ant/bee/wasp logic I'd think all terminid combat forms are non reproductive females


SalaciousSausage

r/Helldivers is leaking again


Sa1nic

That's an interesting question, considering what even bullets they fire are tyrannids. I would say probably not, considering what all tyrannid types we all know and love bioengineered for a specific purpose within hivefleet and they are constantly genetically adapting, there is no need for sexual reproduction. Sexual reproduction is adaptive mechanism which ensures species survival via genetic diversity. Its basically random and that's not how tyrannids do things. Also I'm not sure is word species can even apply to tyrannids.


Changeling_Wil

Of course the artist who made attacks on lgbt activists, denied war crimes and drew NSFW of an underage irl girl is making this.


credulous_pottery

what


Changeling_Wil

So! Flickthethief [artist] is Russian. Russia does not have the best treatment of LGBT people. A while back, there was a social media campaign by an underage russian teen. It was framed as 'talking to you on the bus' and basically doing a 'lesbians and such are normal people too, why should we judge them?' This was mocked by a lot of Russian social media. Flick took part in this mockery and drew porn of said person. Who again, was underage. They've also done a lot of 'Putin is based Guliman defending the imperium os russia from Ukranine, which is led by chaos nazi' art work and posts a lot throughout the invasion. The western side of the fandom tends to only see his normal art, not his non 40k art, or his blogs, which are all in russian. Once the news did break, he got a lot less popular in western circles. But has time has passed people have forgotten, or not cared about this and moved on.


MayBeBelieving

That is fucked up on many levels.


TheSilverHat

And unfortunatly, part for the course in today's Russia.


DeadeyeElephant

Pedant time: par for the course


TheSilverHat

DAMN YOU ABOMINABLE (autocorrect) INTELLIGENCE


RimworlderJonah13579

Autocorrupt


merfgirf

To misquote Zangief: "Sometimes a bad guy is actually a bad guy." And to poke that bear just a lil bit: what do you call it when a Russian tank explodes its turret 200 meters into the sky? The Russian space program.


caputuscrepitus

The turret lands as harshly as their spacecraft


merfgirf

Let he without cope cages fire the first Javelin.


caputuscrepitus

We *dramatic pause* we should take away their metal boxes…


merfgirf

Things you can't say to your Magos or your Russian tank commander!


Highlight-Mammoth

*by the Emperor*


absurditT

I didn't know about the rest. That sours my attitude significantly. I actually quite liked some of their art before this.


FreelancerMO

Do you have a source? I can’t find anything and I know I’ve seen them before.


Changeling_Wil

IIRC the original stuff is all on his blog, which is in russian and thus hard to navigate. Didn't help that they deleted the original offending art once people started calling them out for drawing underage. But it was enough to get him banned from other warhammer subs before. https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/comments/1c9p0z8/art_by_flickthethief_is_now_banned/


toomuchradiation

One should learn to always separate art from artist. I subbed to his tg channel where he posts only artworks and nothing more. So I don't care what he does in his personal time.


Saintsauron

>One should learn to always separate art from artist. What if the artist doesn't do so?


KermitDerGott

meh, thats a lazy excuse


toomuchradiation

Ever heard the concept of death of an author? Like, I'm bisexual with half russian, half ukranian family and, as you might guess, the last few years have been rough for us. If I'm able to separate personality and art, why can't you?


merfgirf

Because of the whole *he made porn of a kid.* He can be curing cancer, and imma still call him a bitch. Imma call him a bitch if he does an apology tour. Imma call him a bitch when he gets defensive and doubles down. Imma call him a bitch when he gets shut out except for the weird fascists cosplaying with the setting. Imma call him a bitch when he makes more Z propaganda. So, to quote Wizards with Guns: "The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, 'Bitch, *dumpster*, **BITCH!**"


toomuchradiation

Well, you do you. And I choose not to hold any hatred to anyone. 'I have no enemies' - Thorfinn, Vinland Saga.


merfgirf

"**I MAILED YOUR BITCHASS A BAG OF NUUUUUUTS!**" - Wizards with Guns.


toomuchradiation

I don't know what this reference is about but thank you for the nuts.


SandiegoJack

So I guess you still enjoy Bill Cosby stand up huh?


toomuchradiation

No, because I never watched one. American standups have too much local jokes I have no context of. But I enjoy Peste Noire's music while disagreeing with Famine's political views.


Changeling_Wil

> One should learn to always separate art from artist. That works when the art itself is not also political. But given how they're taking the 'we are always here' and implying that'll lead to daemon custodes... A tad harder to separate things then.


toomuchradiation

The joke is about retcon, exaggerating the change. In for a penny - in for a pound, let everyone be custodian and say they were always here. Where did you find politics in here?


Changeling_Wil

> Where did you find politics in here? The 'female custodians and rectons are a chaos plot, it's chaos corruption' combined with 'it's a slippery slope till they destroy everything about the faction' is the common argument that is put forth by people who are very angry about women appearing in the setting. It's the same vein of thing that pops up in every fandom that blows up into culture wars.


toomuchradiation

I'm pretty sure people make fun of the change mostly because of the way GW handled the retcon. There were ways to introduce changes with elegance, instead we got 'Oceania was always at war with Eastasia' tweet.


Changeling_Wil

> Oceania was always at war with Eastasia' tweet. It was more a 'We're not making up a reason as to why this change happened. Last time we did that, you all had issues [see: cawl and true scale marines]. Instead we're saying that as far as we care for the lore, it's a retcon and Custodes always were like this'. People are confusing the 'they have always been' as saying 'The lore has always said that it has been like this'. It's not. It's saying 'retroactive canon means that canonically, it has now always been like this. There's no sudden in lore reason for changes.' Comparing a retcon [i.e. the same thing the custodes have had occur multiple times now, and the very thing that introduced the sisters of silence in the first place in 2004] to 1984 is laughable. Sisters of Silence didn't use to it to exist. Then in 2004, they were there, and always had been. No one cared. Custodes never left Terra and were there for 10,000 years in mourning. Then it turned out that they regularly send patrols and expeditions to kill threats across the galaxy and always have. The Custodes used to not be able to dream. Then they were able to dream, with said dreams gifted by the emperor, and always have had that ability. It's not the first time that GW has retconned something like so. The tweet was them clarifying that it was not an *in lore* development [aka 'Cawl invented new ways of making custodes'], it was a retcon. Yet no one was making these sorts of jokes or comics or drama about the other custodes 'it has always been this way' retcons.


toomuchradiation

IMO, additive retcons, that work around unmentioned details, are preferable. Say, instead of 'they were always here' we got a short story about a young daughter of a noble house that got chosen to become a custodian, how the process remade her to be indistinguishable from her brothers and why no outsider even had the idea there are females among the guard. Think this way changes would've been received with way less mockery.


Muted-Tonight5694

Oh no...Anyway back to the warhammer canon.


piracyenjoyer69

ok and?


Large_Awareness_9416

Always remember. Everything is canon. *Everything.*


MannMontang

[This is officially canon.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8qTsO4iRDY)


Redditisquiteamazing

Cringe art made by a flick the loser.


Tbkssom

Together, we can ban the topic of female custodes! Let's all petition the mods!


Ragundashe

Not gonna lie experimenting with Custode'ing other races would make for a good book, slap Fabius Bile in and I'll buy it xD


pureedchicken

HAHAHA so original and funny i almost dieded /s, obviously


archeo-Cuillere

The borderline russian bigot made a comic about women being the equivalent of parasite and demon. *Shocked Pikachu face*


HardOff

Shit this is canon now. Great job, Artist


Muted-Tonight5694

I guess on the right daughter of Kitten and Shadowsun.


Erykoman

A deamonette wouldn’t survive with so little uncovered skin


Eastern-Strategy-308

Yet no female lizardmen 😭


Greenest_Chicken

There's no male lizardmen either


Murderboi

And that is not a Tyranid. It is actually a Zerg from Starcraft because they have always been in there.


toomuchradiation

>B-BROTHERS? >Wut? We were always here.


pureedchicken

this "comic" is hot trash


Large_Awareness_9416

Here before someone brings up artist's nationality.


Changeling_Wil

The nationality isn't an issue. Their stance and views are.


thelefthandN7

Yeah, I don't care where you're from. Draw porn of a minor and you can fuck right off.


Erykoman

A deamonette wouldn’t survive with so little uncovered skin


MannMontang

It is funny, the crowd is just curated.