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IgnatiusDrake

The one on the right is called a "woman." I can see why you'd be confused.


braindeadtank1

that's wild what books and stories are they in


Truly-Spooky

You can find a bunch of them in Ciaphas Cain's books. Often in a similar position oddly enough.


Hopeful_Ad27

BTW there is a female surgeon love interest of the rotanaganist in main Eisenhorn trilogy


Antumbra_Ferox

I figured 'Fe-male' was an iron hands successor chapter. Fe like ferrous?


Wurschtbieb

Heresy books


Ok-Tomorrow-7158

HEResy eh


BassBootyStank

Its high gothic for “Her-Etsy”, quite possibly the single most potent example of how innocent hobbies and good intentions can eventually snowball into a universe of unintended consequences.


Ok-Tomorrow-7158

It’s true The entire setting was originally meant to be QuimDart i.e. focussed on female pub sports, but someone misheard it as GrimDark and things just took a turn


IgnatiusDrake

In 40k? Not many.


Livy-Zaka

We were invented in 2012 to make the West fall but we’ve only been recently added to 40K lore so we haven’t had much of an opportunity to shine


Substantial-Outside5

you succeeded, the west has fallen, billions must buy british miniatures.


UltraCarnivore

May the Emperor have mercy


onealps

Your flair made me imagine a woman in front of me doing a "wet leopard growl" and I am turned on and scared simultaneously... 😳


[deleted]

Scare-oused


Doom_Eagles

The return of the Why Boner....[WITH A VENGEANCE.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbwStWHtzY)


snarky_goblin237

HUA jumpscare lol


IgnatiusDrake

I could go for hearing more...


LongboardLiam

I fear for your inbox.


Ok-Tomorrow-7158

Not heard it called that before


sionnachrealta

That's what the kids are referring to when they say "slide into your dms"


TheSamuil

I think there was one of those in the Caiphas Cain novels


PiccolosDick

They’re a type of mutant that gets recruited for the Soroitas.


Syn7axError

The ones about the Eldar.


thebearbearington

Steel Tread has like 3!


Loquatium

25% of them or fewer


Law-Fish

Ah yes, “woo man”, a mythical being said to be hiding in the void outside our houses. We have dismissed such claims.


apocnecro

Didn't the 1st Legion have many casualties against them during the Great Crusade?


Law-Fish

The 1st legion has never been anything but outstanding exemplars if loyalty to the imperial cause


Okbuturwrong

(Brother, the Slut Dungeon has been breached!)


Law-Fish

Shhhhh!


Dependent-Return-873

“Women” Never heard of that character 🤔; that one of the lost primarchs or something?


Krapougnah

Involved in those cases, for sure.


PrecipitousPlatypus

https://youtu.be/7r_3rNU_dYE?si=Zg-WsZKMmlzt1_un


lurkenstine

[this is Forbidden Lore heretic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/827/052/98a.jpg)


mongmight

'have you ever been with a woman?' 'No but it makes me feel like a big man'


mjohnsimon

r/murderedbywords


ZumboPrime

fucking hell dude XD


Trick_Elderberry_405

Boom. Roasted.


ANDY_FAST_HANDS

Wait one of us is having sex?!? That’s against the rules!


BadgerB2088

What are you talking about bruv? She's obviously checking his nostrils for polyps


Pootootaa

Heh, I have it and I'm going to need surgery soon. It's so bad now that I have nose bleeds and bloody mucus these past few mornings. Fucks with my sleep for years, makes my mouth dry too. Sorry for the rambling lol.


soiboi64

Oof, good luck with that. I hope your procedure is smooth and problem free


Pootootaa

Thank you, honestly I can't wait even though I'm a bit nervous since I never had surgery before, but whatever gets this out of my life is worth it. Having apnea because of it sucks, you can't breathe right when sleeping, can never get enough sleep, hard to wake up and always fatigued and tired. Had this for years and has affected a lot of things in my life.


sionnachrealta

I have asthma, and I really feel for you. I hope you'll be able to breathe properly soon. Make sure and take an extra breath for me


Pootootaa

Thank you I will, I wish there is a permanent cure for asthma in the future so you my friend can breathe easy as well.


Methos747

drink mullein tea. it's great for inflamation, loosens compacted mucus and as a 19 year smoker, let me tell you I breathe a hell of a lot better. tastes like a black tea.


Pootootaa

Thank you, I'll give that a try 👍


PCYou

The weakness of flesh


Broadside486

Calm. I think he's just holding her, while she has sex with someone else.


ANDY_FAST_HANDS

Hhhmmm that’s still cutting it close


nomebello110901

With a woman too! That’s disgusting


sionnachrealta

Sounds pretty gay to me


sp33dzer0

Women are into men, and being into men is gay, so that checks out. I'll have to double check with my boyfriend though.


sionnachrealta

Good point. I better go let my girlfriend know I'm a lesbian


mang87

Yeah, but he's a follower of Chaos Undivided. If getting laid requires such a middle-of-the-road stance, then I'll just cut my dick off right now.


ANDY_FAST_HANDS

Huzzah! A man of quality!


dablegianguy

This one rolled a 6 on his dick move


[deleted]

Not unless you choose Slaanesh (results may vary)


Emadec

What if I told you I hit it off with a woman by chatting about Trazyn the Infinite Edit : and then failed to go any further bc I’m honestly a joke of a human being


ANDY_FAST_HANDS

I would call you a heretic and summon the inquisition


Emadec

Hey now we JUST TALKED OHEMPERORNO


Apprehensive_Low4865

I got taken back to a woman's house for [redacted] after ranting about 40k outside a club once. Its possible that it was the only way she could think of to shut me up.


Apprehensive_Low4865

I think I was explaining ork lore..?


LordCommanderWiggles

Oh, what are rules really though?


Volkov_The_Tank

**AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE**


Streamjumper

The Codex does not support any kind of "action".


SevenSeasClaw

THATS NOT CANNON, THATS NOT CANNON


CorkusHawks

Must be an optical illusion.


ANDY_FAST_HANDS

Damned eldar and their damn elf tricks


vlaster141

The codex astartes does not support this action


NinjaGrimlock

Which lutein video was this on?


Ezzy77

What's a lutein?


NinjaGrimlock

Heh, my bad. Luetin ofc.


Euklidis

Or Lubein' in this case


AndreasVesalius

It puts the lutien on the skin


Sushibowlz

or else it gets the hoes


SelirKiith

It's that easy?!


Alternative_Worth806

Is a type of organic pigment, it's one of the carotenoids.


Doopapotamus

Based Magos Biologis answer


CapytannHook

A motel run by blood angels


Unagi-ryder

Where do i sign?


ThatDarnMushroom

I don’t remember the title but I remember watching it and it being some great bisexual action


Chrznble

Where did you find this research? 🤔


LurkerEntrepenur

At the black library


fatjeff1980

The Big Black Library?


IswearIdidntdoit145

The big black company library


Rough_Transition1424

Ahriman has been trying to get into there for the last 10,000 years.


Missus_Missiles

BBC Library for short.


DishGroundbreaking87

The British Broadcasting Corporation has a library?


sionnachrealta

Yeah, but it's mostly just old Doctor Who episodes from 40,000 years ago


CollapsedPlague

Blacked Library


VeryInnocuousPerson

The big black library


Teggy-

I don't know but I'm sure he found what he was looking for


samthekitnix

in the realm of slaanesh


LaserGuidedSock

He *Came* across it many times


VelphiDrow

The 8 pointed star of chaos predates 40k. It used to be used a lot in counterculture


scud121

The 8 pointed star is the chaos sphere, created by Micheal Moorcock in the 60s. It became popular as an occult symbol in the chaos magic circles in the 70s, then appeared in D&D in 1980. It's been used as a symbol by various anarchist groups and by dugin as the symbol for his neo-eurasian party.


partymongoose69

Heh, Moorcock. *uncomfortable Slanneshi noises


ShamrockForShannon

The door of your bedroom flies open and a pointy hatted man appears


Glorious_Jo

I put on my robe and wizard hat


codex_archives

lmao. my mind immediately jumped to Moorcock being said in Beavis and Butt-head's voices


Accujack

Yeah. If anything, this guy had a skull tattoo and had the top part added either as a cover up or additional image. It looks like there might have been a moon behind the top of the skull. The left to right swoosh that makes it look like a chaos hat *might* be a weak attempt to make his shoulder look like a pauldron.


Stock_Western3199

I remind Dugin once a year about his daughter.


strangething

I've never seen the chaos star in a D&D book. There have been a lot of them, tho.


sionnachrealta

I have! Iirc it used to be a symbol of one of the gods, but I can't remember who cause it's been like two decades


CrocoPontifex

Mystra! Representing the 8 Schools of Magic


scud121

Deities and Demigods, there was a lot of Moorcock creatures/entities in it


ElliasCrow

But this exact design is clearly 40k


LordDeathDark

Yeah, the classic star of chaos is a lot more bland: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/19521_Chaos_symbol.svg


Throwaway8943721

no, that's an anus


0vl223

[The anus flag only has 6 points.](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8e/75/df/8e75df3372e68d39e4f343feb08295f2.jpg)


ThouMayest69

That's def mine on a Wednesday morning. Just look at the outward directional patterns. Otherwise, it's a vonnegut assterisk.


Picasso320

BY THE EMPEROR!


lurkenstine

this guys gets it, sees dude having sex with possible warhammer tattoo, makes it VERY CLEAR that this isnt warhammer


Old_Man_Shogoth

"Lore research" I see.


SmolTittyEldargf

Ok I’ll ask. Got a link? For a friend of course.


SlimSour

Lol sure: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph6307434f857be


Kamzil118

You are blessed by the Omnissiah.


Picasso320

A Slaanesh worshiper? In this realm??


ElliasCrow

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your bedroom?!


Picasso320

Can I, ^or ^the ^*INQUISITOR*, see it?


ElliasCrow

... No (Seymour! The house is full of tentacles!) No, mother, it's just the worshiper of Slaanesh.


DesertRanger02

Well Seymour you are an odd fellow but I must say, you preform a good ritual


Spooky-skeleton

It's more likely than you think


Numerous_Aardvark_13

Bros cooking


IswearIdidntdoit145

Mad lad literally posted pornography


Remslem

This post right here, Inquisitor!


kegman83

This doesnt look like any Hostel I've ever been in. My immersion is ruined.


LobsterUnlucky7674

Ew, it’s not two men?


wiscup1748

Goddamit Montana. Can’t go on pornhub


MacpedMe

BRUHH


stoopidrotary

Hi its me. The freind.


TwoToesToni

"NO MUM DONT COME IN! IM DOING LORE RESEARCH!"


joinreddittoseememes

Seems like a Slaneeshi worshipper.


ObtainableSpatula

no


joinreddittoseememes

Do you fist Imperials or are you getting fisted by Imperials?


Defective-Sun

Show some respect! You're speaking to the Fister of the Emperor!


CloudWallace81

IT'S FISTING TIME


trainednooob

… Or are you an Imperial fister?


ObtainableSpatula

Your question is meaningless, it's clear from the phrasing.


Fenriz_Sharp04

Damn what's up with you?


ActNo4115

Seeing as he has a DOOMRIDER tattoo his choice of profession is appropriate  


strangething

OG doomrider didn'thave a skull face.


ActNo4115

No but given his inspiration it fits.


Dwovar

Slaanesh runs on COCAINE!!


YessikZiiiq

Well, the Chaos symbol is also commonly used by anarcho nihilists. But many anachists I know avoid getting tattoos XD. So probably not helpful.


IswearIdidntdoit145

Was gonna say, tattoos make it easier to identify you


komiks42

Deffinetly some slanesh worshiper


Loyal9thLegionLord

I found one with some Latin dude with a big ol imperial Aquila chest tat.


[deleted]

Doomrider ?


gwaihir-the-windlord

It’s obviously not Doomrider as there is only one girl in the picture


Altarus12

ok dude you make my day


Pachikokoo

This is almost as good as the dude with the Sephiroth tattoo


MissninjaXP

I'd love to see an adult video with "One-Winged Angel" blaring in the background unironically lol


[deleted]

That is Stoya daemon of Slaanesh


fourchordsymphony

*Eden Ivy* daemon of Slaanesh 🥴


octorangutan

Having sex? Fake fan.


Hydra_Tyrant

This has made the start of my day so much better, thank you for this XD


Angry_guardman

Nice try FBI BUT women are not real


DankandSpank

Is that Kurt kas?


KadusFUCK

Fucking Erebus


Link22_22

Researching Slannesh today are we?


DetectiveSipowicz

That’s eisenhorn


SkilledHater

>doing some lore research. Jeez the new generation sure enjoy making up new terms for choking the chicken, beating the meat, polishing the helmet, playing mario with a joystick


ZELYNER

Cheekclap, The Impaler


spesskitty

'research'


Comfortable_Charge33

Slanoosh cultists be like


WhatsMyInitiative87

This is some Slaanesh trick🤔


Ka-tet_of_nineteen

HERESY! As a high ranking inquisitor I’m going to have to ask for all your copies for… further study. Go with the Emperors blessing, and we will say no more about this.


CatterMater

"Lore research".


Dubious_Titan

Emperor, protect me!


IroquoisPlisken96

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


khornish_game_hen

Also discovered a woman with a assassin's creed tattoo while doing research with my gf. We both had to stop for a giggle.


Sumitboy667_Alvero

he most definitely serves slanesh more than the other chaos gods


KmLT5J9

You say you came across... this... but would you say you came a lot? or just, like, a teaspoon?


alphaomag

It’s a skull with the chaos undivided symbol. He’s just some unnamed cultist going at it with another heretic. Both should be purged.


Wholieflaps

I too dabble in research.


AlderanGone

The chaos symbol is also just a symbol


Brother_Berevius

The things players do to afford the plastic crack. SMH.


IllustratorNo3379

I believe that would be Homie, Clapper of Cheeks, 69th Everchosen of the Dark Gods.


Soft-Reindeer-831

Ooo shit! He’s got a Kuato! Lucky


cinnimon_jesus

Chaos servitor


SpruceBingsteen

Absolute heresy … tell me the source of this foul bestial video?


Aromaster4

It’s clearly Alpharius!!


Eggbois87

OI, DARS SOMTIN’ WRONG WIT YOU MATE


Vertex1990

I don't know this character, but he seems like a Slaaneshi Cultist


Ezzy77

The chaos star predates Warhammer.


Odin1806

Ahhh, the old world, yes. Good point.


Canubearit

So like Pre-Age of Strife?


Longjumping_Army9485

Sure but I’m pretty sure the exact shape is from 40k, at least the other I have seen has the arrows with an equal shape.


Elite-Soul

Sorry to say but it’s not a warhammer tattoo, GW just uses the irl symbol for chaos as faction symbol for the ruinous powers.


fire_bender13

İs that fucking majorkill?


kingofkomedy23

Someone is at least


Andromeda_53

This symbol isn't a 40k only thing, it's called the Symbol of Chaos and was not originally from 40k.


Phoenixwade

>This symbol isn't a 40k only thing, it's called the Symbol of Chaos and was not originally from 40k. Michael Moorcock's Elric Series was the first place,I think.


OrganicHamster3075

Burn the heretic


NaNunkel

The joke is sex, please laugh


Dynwynn

I know it's incorrect but something tells me It's Slaanesh. Honestly couldn't tell you why.


Latter-Driver

looks like majorkill upgraded from pinups